>Why aren't I the lead villain in the show? >I'm doing the weird voice, in funny makeup and costume, and actually trying. >She's just standing there like she's in some gritty american crime drama doing the strong urban black wommyn thing. >And the producers want her to do that - so much for a 'galaxy far far away'. >Obi Wan's wimping out. When's Ahsoka gonna show up to hand us our arses? >Wonder if Vin needs me back in F&F?
This is why I hate dual weilded swords in fiction. They 90% of the time it's using two swords to do what you could have with one. Double block, doubling up on the exact same strike. Dumb shit like that makes it impossible to be invested in the fight.
Dual wielding is purely a fictional thing. IRL it was a rapier in one hand with a shorter parrying dagger in the offhand, in lieu of a real shield - katana/tanto I suppose if ur a gwolious son of nippon. That's always been the only real example of it - anything else is just mallninja wankery, either in vidya, or on film or tv.
Don’t act on an impulse emotion, illiterate morons
2 years ago
Anonymous
Do cope and seethe, weeb
2 years ago
Anonymous
musashi didnt dual wield katanas, he wielded his katana and a wakizashi
2 years ago
Anonymous
it's essentially just a shorter katana tho. even then, in some of his most famous duels he used a wooden training sword in his offhand, or just whatever was around. man was the ultimate pragmatist
2 years ago
Anonymous
Thats not the point. Dual wielding two equal sized weapons is a hassle. The Wakizashi being a smaller version of Katana doesn't disparage the point.
2 years ago
Anonymous
sure, the only point im making is a sword is a sword, he dual-wielded swords and anime is real okay
I don't give a shit whether a fight scene uses historical styles or not, make it look good. I don't care that two guys dramatically locking swords isn't how fencing works because as long as you dont overdo it it looks cool.
>if you use your second sword in a defensive role it is no longer a sword and thus not dual wielding
Mate.
The top sees the left-man trying to grab the opposing blade using a gloved hand. The bottom sees the right-man closing the distance to grapple the hand of his opponent.
what in the frick is the right guy even trying to do with his sword. both of them also approach each other in most of those examples and then one of them just stands still. if they didn't put the flashes of drawing in it you'd see how moronic half of these are. one of the guys just gives up and falls over
they are showing off Italian sword techniques from Fiore dei Liberi manuscripts, they aren't making shit up
just because they're in a book doesn't mean it was legitimate. people write all kinds of stupid shit in books
Did anyone else play Fallen Order and read the corresponding comic book? In the video game and comic books, we learned that Vader mutilated each of the Inquisitors to teach them the lesson of loss. The Goomba inquisitor lost her left eye, the silver one lost his arm, another one lost his leg. I think only the poo inquisitor and the grand inquisitor came out unscathed. So why is Reva have all her original limbs and body parts?
I mean they literally had a line where the grand inquisitor explicitly states that Reva is super special and has more “ability” than all of the others. Has she turned to the light side and saved obi wan yet? I watched 2 eps but it’s just so fricking terrible.
He's the only good new character in this shitshow. I'm sure he's going to have a very uneventful death and will be forgotten almost instantly. The Black personess will probably kill him.
Reminder that these are supposed to be the same character.
>different skin color >different eye color >different facial markings >the facial features don't really match at all >live action version has lipstick on >cartoon version is much taller >they sound nothing alike >different outfits (excusable, but the live action costume looks cheap as shit)
"Yo, Moses, do you wanna go to HR after we shoot this scene or should I? I mean, they got me in yellow face wearing a fricking rice hat like a Vietcong, and they Got you with braided up hair looking like some ghetto batch while speaking with a American Black person accent, this some racist shit?! Frick this bullshit, I'm going to dim sum wok during lunch, want me to stop by KFC to get you something?"
>"the put me, an asian guy, in a rice hat, painted over my skin, and made me a literal no-name" >"and she doesn't even have to wear a helmet on this fricking desert set"
>Guys lets milk this hack of a storyline once again by adding more plotholes
Star wars is a franchise for kids and simpleton. But it's Disney business model after all. Adapting story from the public domain or buying franchises and milking them. >What is original content ?
I liked it in general (Reva was the biggest deawback along with the shitty directing) until Episode 4 where the entire storyline went to shit. You'd think it would be about the aftermath of Vader/Kenobi's fight but no. They dedicated 30 seconds to them and then it became the Reva/Leia/Tala show. They gave Reva Vader's job of hunting down Kenobi which made Vader look absolutely moronic.
Vadar must have been too busy to lie in wait for Obi Wan. Does he not know Leia is his daughter? Perhaps he was running late. So many confusing objectives.
It was weird how the proto Rebels knew that Vader hasn't arrived at the Inquisitor's base yet. It's not the first time characters know the information which only the audience is supposed to know.
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>o ticky no washy
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>I could totally pull off that hairstyle, if, if I wanted to. I just don't want to. Yeah.
The 5th Brother should be taller and more imposing.
>I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head
4 episodes and all we've seen is this guy b***h and complain.
Just give him something to do, frick....
Probably pissed that he doesn't get to use his name but Reva, the newest Inquisitor, gets to use her's.
>Why aren't I the lead villain in the show?
>I'm doing the weird voice, in funny makeup and costume, and actually trying.
>She's just standing there like she's in some gritty american crime drama doing the strong urban black wommyn thing.
>And the producers want her to do that - so much for a 'galaxy far far away'.
>Obi Wan's wimping out. When's Ahsoka gonna show up to hand us our arses?
>Wonder if Vin needs me back in F&F?
This is why I hate dual weilded swords in fiction. They 90% of the time it's using two swords to do what you could have with one. Double block, doubling up on the exact same strike. Dumb shit like that makes it impossible to be invested in the fight.
Dual wielding is purely a fictional thing. IRL it was a rapier in one hand with a shorter parrying dagger in the offhand, in lieu of a real shield - katana/tanto I suppose if ur a gwolious son of nippon. That's always been the only real example of it - anything else is just mallninja wankery, either in vidya, or on film or tv.
>if you use your second sword in a defensive role it is no longer a sword and thus not dual wielding
Mate.
>purely fictional
silly statement when perhaps the most famous swordsman and duelist who ever lived dual-wielded katanas
anime isnt real anon
anime skystroker isn't real?
Miyamoto Musashi was a real person tho.
Don’t act on an impulse emotion, illiterate morons
Do cope and seethe, weeb
musashi didnt dual wield katanas, he wielded his katana and a wakizashi
it's essentially just a shorter katana tho. even then, in some of his most famous duels he used a wooden training sword in his offhand, or just whatever was around. man was the ultimate pragmatist
Thats not the point. Dual wielding two equal sized weapons is a hassle. The Wakizashi being a smaller version of Katana doesn't disparage the point.
sure, the only point im making is a sword is a sword, he dual-wielded swords and anime is real okay
why do you have to lie anon you fricking weeb
I don't give a shit whether a fight scene uses historical styles or not, make it look good. I don't care that two guys dramatically locking swords isn't how fencing works because as long as you dont overdo it it looks cool.
This
> homie never heard of Miyamoto Musashi
average Cinemaphile iq tier
this shit is moronic. what are they even doing in these shots?
The top sees the left-man trying to grab the opposing blade using a gloved hand. The bottom sees the right-man closing the distance to grapple the hand of his opponent.
what in the frick is the right guy even trying to do with his sword. both of them also approach each other in most of those examples and then one of them just stands still. if they didn't put the flashes of drawing in it you'd see how moronic half of these are. one of the guys just gives up and falls over
just because they're in a book doesn't mean it was legitimate. people write all kinds of stupid shit in books
they are showing off Italian sword techniques from Fiore dei Liberi manuscripts, they aren't making shit up
just go through it slowly and you can see they put cuts in because they can't even do it
didn't spartacus dual wield swords?
Gladiatorial combat was more spectacle than practicality
Gladiator combat was specifically designed around wacky classes that each had their strengths and weaknesses.
thanks this webm gave me epilepsy
>HOW THE FRICK IS THIS DUMB b***h STILL ALIVE?!
Did anyone else play Fallen Order and read the corresponding comic book? In the video game and comic books, we learned that Vader mutilated each of the Inquisitors to teach them the lesson of loss. The Goomba inquisitor lost her left eye, the silver one lost his arm, another one lost his leg. I think only the poo inquisitor and the grand inquisitor came out unscathed. So why is Reva have all her original limbs and body parts?
>So why is Reva have all her original limbs and body parts?
Because vag.
We haven't seen all of their limbs right?
Yeah, I guess you're right. We haven't seen Mose Ingram strip down naked and it's possible she has a cybernetic limb like Luke's hand
Comics aren't canon but you're implying we've seen Reva naked. Even if we had, Luke has a prosthetic hand that looks like his real hand.
>Reva naked
would be like opening the ark of the covenant
Reva lost her clit in true Somali fashion.
Underrated
I mean they literally had a line where the grand inquisitor explicitly states that Reva is super special and has more “ability” than all of the others. Has she turned to the light side and saved obi wan yet? I watched 2 eps but it’s just so fricking terrible.
they are rubbing it in your face that they can do what ever they want and you are impotent to do anything about it
lol we can make fan films that are much better, or, OR we can just do other stuff.
> I'll be damned if this Black person b***h gets favor with Senpai Vader.
>i am disneys slave
I feel sorry for your mother
He's the only good new character in this shitshow. I'm sure he's going to have a very uneventful death and will be forgotten almost instantly. The Black personess will probably kill him.
>can't believe I have to play second fiddle to this b***h the whole show
>I do hours of makeup every day
>my feet hurt
>So, who talks first? You talk first, I talk first?
Vader kills her in the end right?
It's bound to happen, just like in Fallen Order.
Yeah. But at least Trilla had a compelling arc and charisma
Not according to the new leak. They changed her ending bc muh racism.
Reminder that these are supposed to be the same character.
>different skin color
>different eye color
>different facial markings
>the facial features don't really match at all
>live action version has lipstick on
>cartoon version is much taller
>they sound nothing alike
>different outfits (excusable, but the live action costume looks cheap as shit)
WTF happened to his cool futuristic tricorn? Looks like some generic bowl hat now.
Yeah, they completely fricked up the look. It just looks silly in Obi Wan Kenobi.
Every is elongated and skinny in Rebels. Even Vader's mask is based on McQuarrie art rather than the actual movie helmet.
b***h the grand inquisitor in rebels was based on this homie from EpIII who WAS a fricking real actor.
The mouth of sauron, bruce spence
I noticed they almost always make the non-'human' characters non-whites.
so they non-humans should be European looking to make it woke and sheet?
No, they should make them look like aliens.
They did. What human looks like bowl-head quizquaz?
Any human who wears a moronic hate like that? He looks nothing like an alien, just like a fat Asian man in white face
He looks like a badly overweight old Asian dude with jaundice and/or cracking face makeup.
He should wear mask original already looks dumb enough and they try mimic his robotic look with face painting simply doesn't work.
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"Yo, Moses, do you wanna go to HR after we shoot this scene or should I? I mean, they got me in yellow face wearing a fricking rice hat like a Vietcong, and they Got you with braided up hair looking like some ghetto batch while speaking with a American Black person accent, this some racist shit?! Frick this bullshit, I'm going to dim sum wok during lunch, want me to stop by KFC to get you something?"
"It's all so tiresome."
All my bills are paid
All my bills are paid
All my bills are paid
All my bills are paid
Yeah... that look perfectly describes how we all feel.
'naf said
>"the put me, an asian guy, in a rice hat, painted over my skin, and made me a literal no-name"
>"and she doesn't even have to wear a helmet on this fricking desert set"
Is he supposed to be a racist caricature or something with that hat? Seems like some parts of Lucas vision lives on.
>I'm the Kang now.
thought this guy was gonna be a pirate in the thumbnail but he's just some gay cyborg alien. go frick yourself OP.
Hoping he gets a Tokyo Drift spin off series for paramount.
>It's all so tiresome.
Only correct answer.
CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHING CHONG PING LING
>I can't find my speeder
>Damn, if it were anyone else, she'd be force choked to death in 10 seconds, but with her... I have a bad feeling about this.
>You're being naughty 3rd sister
>why doesn't she have a bike helmet like me?
What rhetorical question can I pose to make trick the audience into believing the strong black girlboss next to me is well rendered?
This dude goes from marvel wizard to space wizard, kind of feel bad for him.
BAKA SHINJI
>Guys lets milk this hack of a storyline once again by adding more plotholes
Star wars is a franchise for kids and simpleton. But it's Disney business model after all. Adapting story from the public domain or buying franchises and milking them.
>What is original content ?
Why did he believe her lie? She killed him, his body was glowing red. Kang is moronic.
he relaxed
I'm starting to fear they are that incompetant and actually killed him.
>Did she really say "dat's cute"?
Yeah...
>Boy, if it wasn't for all these white people I would turn this monkey into protein paste so fricking fast I swear...
>imagine having a starlink satellite dish as an helmet. This guy is a wifi hotspot by himself. Cant wait for the future.
Pathetic
Whatever Mel is thinking here
does anyone like this show? does reddit like it?
I liked 1-3 the last episode felt busted
I started watching episode 1 got to the end and realised I hadn't paid the slightest bit of attention to it, haven't bothered with the rest
I liked it in general (Reva was the biggest deawback along with the shitty directing) until Episode 4 where the entire storyline went to shit. You'd think it would be about the aftermath of Vader/Kenobi's fight but no. They dedicated 30 seconds to them and then it became the Reva/Leia/Tala show. They gave Reva Vader's job of hunting down Kenobi which made Vader look absolutely moronic.
*drawback
*dewback
Vadar must have been too busy to lie in wait for Obi Wan. Does he not know Leia is his daughter? Perhaps he was running late. So many confusing objectives.
It was weird how the proto Rebels knew that Vader hasn't arrived at the Inquisitor's base yet. It's not the first time characters know the information which only the audience is supposed to know.
Isnt the rice paddy field hat racist as frick?
>my feet hurt
>this black smells awful
>I could be at home posting BBC memes
I like how SW reflect real life racial issues. This whole series is about black vs asian clashes.
The b***h from game of thrones is 10 times better and more charismatic than her
it's all so tiresome
Hardly any black person can act and this is one of you need high IQ to be a great actors and many blackies simple don't have that IQ.
>Your frontal lobe is missing, b***h
Empire of Dust vibes
>painted an Asian guy yellow and put him in a welcome to the rice fields hat
Disney aliens
NOW, I ADMIRE DARTH CLAY, I DO