I bet this vixen was madly in love with him but he turned her down because of the age difference and this is her getting revenge.
Our boy is an upstanding member of the television and film community.
>Since she isn't an Eskimo there are far more important things in her life than money.
If you have enough money to be set for life and never work again then """credibility""" doesn't matter because you don't need a job. Friends and family don't give a shit about """credibility""" in the Hollywood business sense.
Isn't it really irresponsible to call him a pedo on twitter when he's never been charged, or even named as such in the book?
He's a creep but nothing else is proved.
Yes, it's just some random homosexual on the internet who took a Cinemaphile meme too seriously adding his own moronic interpretation because he's a sheep.
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
Dan "Bend Over" Schneider
Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
Dan "No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "dicky Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to get the Girl in the Van" Schneider
Dan "Kill Me, I'm a Footgay" Schneider
Dan "All Footgays Are Pedos" Schneider
Dan "If You're into Feet, have a nice day" Schneider
Dan "Footgays Are Just As Bad As Furries" Schneider
Dan "Seriously, If You're a Footgay, have a nice day" Schneider
Dan "The Cum Provider" Schneider
Dan "Frick Her Ass Before Dropping Her To Class" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Unmarked Van" Schneider
Dan "I Defiled Her" Schneider
>Nickelodeon offered Jennette McCurdy $300,000 if she agreed to never speak publicly about her experiences at the network, which she refused
what would happen if she took the money and still talked?
Isn't that the case in pretty much every other case where the women ended up talking?
>what would happen if she took the money and still talked?
Open and shut lawsuit that would leave her so in debt that a homeless guy would go "Yeesh, at least that's not me"
Dan "The Cum Provider" Schneider
Dan "Frick Her Ass Before Dropping Her To Class" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Unmarked Van" Schneider
Dan "I Defiled Her" Schneider
This. She’s quite literally the only one that has “come out” about him and only after it was already a meme. She also clearly had mental issues. Even Amanda fricking Bynes didn’t have a bad thing to say about Dan. She doesn’t even have the balls to call him out by name. This shit is a publicity stunt.
This. She’s quite literally the only one that has “come out” about him and only after it was already a meme. She also clearly had mental issues. Even Amanda fricking Bynes didn’t have a bad thing to say about Dan. She doesn’t even have the balls to call him out by name. This shit is a publicity stunt.
You guys do understand that if she named names, it would open her up for a defamation lawsuit by Dan "The Creator" Schneider and Nick, right? Unless she had documented proof of her perving on him - obviously nobody has this - she'd get sued harder than Danny took her ass.
If the allegations had an ounce of truth to them she would be embraced and supported by the current #metoo climate we live in. The fact is it’s all made up bullshit moron.
Eh i dunno. This is bigger than just a MeToo thing plus after Amber Heard lied its hard to say if any of the other actresses would stand behind her. She "retired' from acting but the general feel seems to be that everyone hated working with her or she was a b***h to others (or maybe she just didn't tow the Danny Boy line)
If it blows up into something big it could potentially be devastating to Nickelodeon. Dan had his hands in quite literally all of their programming for decades and it could possibly even sink the network outright. No amount of Spongebob memes on their social media pages would help with that.
Eh i dunno. This is bigger than just a MeToo thing plus after Amber Heard lied its hard to say if any of the other actresses would stand behind her. She "retired' from acting but the general feel seems to be that everyone hated working with her or she was a b***h to others (or maybe she just didn't tow the Danny Boy line)
If it blows up into something big it could potentially be devastating to Nickelodeon. Dan had his hands in quite literally all of their programming for decades and it could possibly even sink the network outright. No amount of Spongebob memes on their social media pages would help with that.
>We should trust women who say they were sexually assaulted by someone with no proof
Why? Women lie. Jeanette is mentally unstable, I suspect she has BPD due to the years of abuse from her mother. One of the main symptoms of borderline is lying.
Isn't it really irresponsible to call him a pedo on twitter when he's never been charged, or even named as such in the book?
He's a creep but nothing else is proved.
>A creator deity or creator god (often called the Creator) is a deity or god responsible for the creation of the Earth, world, and universe in human religion and mythology.
Dan works in mysterious ways
>nooooo you can't drink alcohol you're 19 years old! >how dare I get photograped at a wardrobe fitting for the tv show I'm getting paid large sums of money for
>a tragic story, as an actress committed suicide today >she was found with two gunshot wounds to the back of her head >If you or someone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide, please reach out to the resources on your screen
>Raised to not break any laws >Constantly seeing these rich fricks who are mega millionaires >Face no repercussions for decades, IF caught pay a fine that's a fraction of what you've made and serve half a year community service
Why shouldn't i just go steal from and blackmail people again?
Dan unironically did nothing wrong. Feet were a part of the nickelodeon aesthetic for a decade because they're a safe comedy vehicle for kids. The young girls in his shows developed a following online by certain people and that was projected onto the shows themselves. Joking about dan being a sex pervert was a Cinemaphile meme that spiraled out of control thanks to the Q-Anon and MeToo fricktards
Jeanette is kind of a dumb roastie as evidenced by her social media history. I wouldnt take anything she says seriously. If Miranda Cosgrove or Victoria Justice came out and said things, I'd be more inclined to believe it.
Ariana (and Liz) was already on Broadway by the time she was cast in Victorious
She got her big break by signing with that homosexual that has Justin Bieber on his label and that was able to catapult her to superstardom. it probably helps that she actually has some talent unlike a lot of the other singers of today
>I wonder how Ariana got famous then
Read this >As McCurdy writes, “What finally undid me was when Ariana came whistle-toning in with excitement because she had spent the previous evening playing charades at Tom Hanks’s house. That was the moment I broke.” https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/03/books/jennette-mccurdy-memoir-mother.html
That article has some nice tidbits >A few years ago, McCurdy started writing a new series of personal essays, including several about her mother, and shared them with her manager at the time. “My manager sent me back a nice email that said, ‘This is great — I don’t really know what to do with this.’ I’ll never forget the ‘xoxo’ at the end.” (McCurdy no longer works with that manager.)
Because she was signed by Republic Records/UMG in 2011 after they scouted off from the "13" Broadway show. It's why Nickelodeon could never cash in on her music talent, because she was already signed up. It's also how she managed to get Mac Miller on her first song after they relaunched her career, and Big Sean, and Mika on the album (and then from there massive names like Nicki Minaj)
>MJ
MJ did nothing wrong, Schneider on the other hand has a suspicious lastname for someone in Hollywood and he is a foothomosexual, he deserves nothing less than the noose.
Are you kidding? Do you know how much the news would LOVE a pedophile being a high up producer in Nickelodeon targeting young actresses? They would LOVE LOVE LOVE it. If there was a story there, it would have blown up. There is no story there. Jennette won't name him by name, and I guarantee if there is anything about a high up Nickelodeon executive in her book, it will be something like "A producer grabbed by the ass once", something that Nickelodeon can't possibly fight off in defamation because it's so dumb and unprovable.
People have known for years and openly joked about it, they don't care. All of show business is full of pedophiles and no one really loses their mind over it.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/08/this-phony-bizarre-sphere-jennette-mccurdys-shocking-final-days-at-nickelodeon >In this excerpt from her memoir, McCurdy details the inappropriate behavior she claims “The Creator” exhibited, including pressuring her to drink while underage; massaging her at work; and being offered $300,000 by Nickelodeon to keep it all quiet. (Vanity Fair has reached out to the network for comment.)
“I’ve never had alcohol before. And I’m only eighteen. Couldn’t I get in trouble?”
“No one’s looking, Jennetter. You’re fine.”
“I dunno.”
“The Victorious kids get drunk together all the time. The iCarly kids are so wholesome. We need to give you guys a little edge.”
The Creator always compares us iCarly kids to the kids on his other hit show, Victorious. I think he thinks it’ll make us try harder.
“I don’t know if drinking is what gives a person edge.”
I look at The Creator’s drink. He picks it up and sloshes it around.
It’s some sort of whiskey mixed with coffee and cream. I do like coffee. “One sip.”
“Okay.”
The Creator hands me his glass and I take a sip. I hate it.
“It’s great.”
“Don’t lie to me. I don’t like when you lie to me.”
The Creator laughs. I’ve done well. I’ve pleased him. Mission accomplished. It’s the same mission I have every time I get dinner with him, which has gotten more and more frequent lately as my new contract for the spin-off he promised me is being worked out. The Creator is doing the thing that I’ve heard from my co-stars he does with every new star of a show that he’s making—he takes you under his wing. You’re his favorite. For now. I like being his favorite for now. I feel like I’m doing something right.
“So are you excited to have your own show?” The Creator asks.
“Sure.”
“Sure? That’s it?”
“No, of course I’m excited. I’m so excited.”
“Good. ’Cuz I could give a new show to anyone, you know. But I didn’t choose anyone. I chose you.”
“Thank you.”
“Don’t thank me, I chose you because you’re talented.”
I’m confused. He just said he could choose anyone, which made me feel not special and now he’s saying he chose me because I’m talented, which makes me feel special again. This kind of confusion is normal around him. I take a sip of water while I try and figure out what to say next. Luckily, I don’t have to.
“Good, ’cuz you should be okay,” he says gently. “You’re about to star in your own TV show, for crying out loud. You know how many kids would kill for that opportunity? Every last one of them.”
I nod along. He reaches out and places his hand on my knee. I get goose bumps.
“You’re cold,” he says, concerned.
I don’t think that’s why I got the goose bumps, but I agree. It’s always best to agree with The Creator.
“Here, take my jacket.”
He takes his coat off and drapes it around me. He pats my shoulders and then the pat turns into a massage.
“Oof, you’re so tense!”
“Yeah . . .”
“Anyway, what was I saying?” he asks while he keeps massaging me.
My shoulders do have a lot of knots in them, but I don’t want The Creator to be the one rubbing them out. I want to say something, to tell him to stop, but I’m so scared of offending him.
“Oh, right,” he says, remembering his train of thought without my help. “Every kid out there would kill for an opportunity like the one you’ve got. You’re very lucky, Jennetter.”
“I know,” I say while he keeps rubbing me. And I do. I do know. I’m so lucky.
The Creator has gotten in trouble from the network for accusations of his emotional abuse. I feel like it’s been a long time coming, and should have happened a lot sooner.
I appreciate the amount of trouble he’s gotten in. It wasn’t just a slap on the wrist sort of thing. It’s to the point where he’s no longer allowed to be on set with any actors, which makes communication in between takes complicated.
The Creator sits in a small cave-like room off to the side of the soundstage, surrounded by piles of cold cuts, his favorite snack, and Kids’ Choice Awards, his most cherished life accomplishment. He watches our takes on four separate monitors, one for each camera, that are set up in his lair. Whenever he wants to give us a note, he tells it to an assistant director, who then has to run across the entire soundstage to give it to us. So our shoot days went from about thirteen hours to about seventeen. The general on-set vibe these days can best be described as malaise meets “dear God please let’s get this over with.”
What's the context of the book's title? Does she blame her mom for throwing her to the wolves?
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Her mother was a fricking insane stage mom
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>What's the context of the book's title? Does she blame her mom for throwing her to the wolves?
Her mom literally molested her for most of her life. Like showered with her and did regular breast and vegana exams until she was 20. It's pretty hot.
Any parent that let's their child near show business should be jailed
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>What's the context of the book's title? Does she blame her mom for throwing her to the wolves?
Her mom literally molested her for most of her life. Like showered with her and did regular breast and vegana exams until she was 20. It's pretty hot.
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>ywn help Jennette's mother inspect her daughters pussy
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>>ywn help Jennette's mother inspect her daughters pussy >Sticks two fingers in
"Oh, I see Dan only fricked your feet today, Jenny?"
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She's stated it before but goes into detail here that her mom was a psycho to her and her children.
Super controlling, walking on eggshells kind of person
“Wait, they’re cancelling the show?” I say, totally unable to hide my glee.
“Yep, we knew you’d be excited,” Agent #1 says.
“Best part is . . . ” Agent #2 starts in, pausing for dramatic effect (I swear agents are the best performers.) “. . . they’re offering you three hundred thousand dollars.”
I pause. This doesn’t sound right to me. “Why?”
Manager #2 chimes in. I can tell he feels intimidated by the rest of the men, so by the time he finally chimes in, whatever he says spills out rapidly as if he’s been prepping himself to say it, working up the confi- dence while the others have been talking.
“Well-think-of-it-like-a-thank-you-gift,” he blurts out in one mushed-together phrase. He lets out a sigh of relief after he spits it out, like he’s done his part and now he doesn’t have to speak again for the rest of the call.
A thank-you gift? That doesn’t sound like Nickelodeon. I’m suspicious.
“Yeah, a thank-you gift,” Manager #1 repeats. “They’re giving you three hundred thousand dollars and the only thing they want you to do is never talk publicly about your experience at Nickelodeon.” Specifically related to The Creator.
“No,” I say immediately and instinctively. A long pause.
“N-no?” Agent #3 finally asks.
“Hell no.”
“It’s free money,” Manager #1 offers.
“No it’s not. This isn’t free money. This feels to me like hush money.” A strained silence. One of them clears their throats.
“Well, I-I wouldn’t think of it that way if I were you,” Manager #1 says with a nervous laugh.
“That’s what it is, though. I’m not taking hush money.”
“Well, um, okay. If you’re sure . . . ” Agent #1 or #2 says (their voices are indiscernible).
And with that, they all hang up. Click. Click. Click. Until I’m the only one left on the conference call line. I hang up too and sit on the edge of my bed.
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What the frick? Nickelodeon is offering me three hundred thousand dollars in hush money to not talk publicly about my experience on the show? My personal experience of The Creator’s abuse? This is a network with shows made for children. Shouldn’t they have some sort of moral compass? Shouldn’t they at least try to report to some sort of ethical standard?
I lean back against the headboard of my bed and cross my legs out in front of me. I extend my arms behind my head and rest them there in a gesture of pride. Who else would have the moral strength? I just turned down three hundred thousand dollars.
Wait . . .
I just turned down three hundred thousand dollars. That’s a lot of money. I’ve made a decent amount on this Sam & Cat spin-off, but definitely not enough that three hundred thousand dollars doesn’t make a difference. Shit. Maybe I should’ve taken it.
I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy. Copyright :copyright: 2022 by Waffle Cone, Inc. Reprinted by permission of Simon & Schuster.
Source: the article about the book https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/08/this-phony-bizarre-sphere-jennette-mccurdys-shocking-final-days-at-nickelodeon
The Creator laughs. I’ve done well. I’ve pleased him. Mission accomplished. It’s the same mission I have every time I get dinner with him, which has gotten more and more frequent lately as my new contract for the spin-off he promised me is being worked out. The Creator is doing the thing that I’ve heard from my co-stars he does with every new star of a show that he’s making—he takes you under his wing. You’re his favorite. For now. I like being his favorite for now. I feel like I’m doing something right.
“So are you excited to have your own show?” The Creator asks.
“Sure.”
“Sure? That’s it?”
“No, of course I’m excited. I’m so excited.”
“Good. ’Cuz I could give a new show to anyone, you know. But I didn’t choose anyone. I chose you.”
“Thank you.”
“Don’t thank me, I chose you because you’re talented.”
I’m confused. He just said he could choose anyone, which made me feel not special and now he’s saying he chose me because I’m talented, which makes me feel special again. This kind of confusion is normal around him. I take a sip of water while I try and figure out what to say next. Luckily, I don’t have to.
Bros.....
“Are you okay?” The Creator asks.
“Of course.”
“Good, ’cuz you should be okay,” he says gently. “You’re about to star in your own TV show, for crying out loud. You know how many kids would kill for that opportunity? Every last one of them.”
I nod along. He reaches out and places his hand on my knee. I get goose bumps.
“You’re cold,” he says, concerned.
I don’t think that’s why I got the goose bumps, but I agree. It’s always best to agree with The Creator.
“Here, take my jacket.”
He takes his coat off and drapes it around me. He pats my shoulders and then the pat turns into a massage.
“Oof, you’re so tense!”
“Yeah . . .”
“Anyway, what was I saying?” he asks while he keeps massaging me.
My shoulders do have a lot of knots in them, but I don’t want The Creator to be the one rubbing them out. I want to say something, to tell him to stop, but I’m so scared of offending him.
“Oh, right,” he says, remembering his train of thought without my help. “Every kid out there would kill for an opportunity like the one you’ve got. You’re very lucky, Jennetter.”
“I know,” I say while he keeps rubbing me. And I do. I do know. I’m so lucky.
The Creator has gotten in trouble from the network for accusations of his emotional abuse. I feel like it’s been a long time coming, and should have happened a lot sooner.
I appreciate the amount of trouble he’s gotten in. It wasn’t just a slap on the wrist sort of thing. It’s to the point where he’s no longer allowed to be on set with any actors, which makes communication in between takes complicated.
The Creator sits in a small cave-like room off to the side of the soundstage, surrounded by piles of cold cuts, his favorite snack, and Kids’ Choice Awards, his most cherished life accomplishment. He watches our takes on four separate monitors, one for each camera, that are set up in his lair. Whenever he wants to give us a note, he tells it to an assistant director, who then has to run across the entire soundstage to give it to us. So our shoot days went from about thirteen hours to about seventeen. The general on-set vibe these days can best be described as malaise meets “dear God please let’s get this over with.”
“Wait, they’re cancelling the show?” I say, totally unable to hide my glee.
“Yep, we knew you’d be excited,” Agent #1 says.
“Best part is . . . ” Agent #2 starts in, pausing for dramatic effect (I swear agents are the best performers.) “. . . they’re offering you three hundred thousand dollars.”
I pause. This doesn’t sound right to me. “Why?”
Manager #2 chimes in. I can tell he feels intimidated by the rest of the men, so by the time he finally chimes in, whatever he says spills out rapidly as if he’s been prepping himself to say it, working up the confi- dence while the others have been talking.
“Well-think-of-it-like-a-thank-you-gift,” he blurts out in one mushed-together phrase. He lets out a sigh of relief after he spits it out, like he’s done his part and now he doesn’t have to speak again for the rest of the call.
A thank-you gift? That doesn’t sound like Nickelodeon. I’m suspicious.
“Yeah, a thank-you gift,” Manager #1 repeats. “They’re giving you three hundred thousand dollars and the only thing they want you to do is never talk publicly about your experience at Nickelodeon.” Specifically related to The Creator.
“No,” I say immediately and instinctively. A long pause.
“N-no?” Agent #3 finally asks.
“Hell no.”
“It’s free money,” Manager #1 offers.
“No it’s not. This isn’t free money. This feels to me like hush money.” A strained silence. One of them clears their throats.
“Well, I-I wouldn’t think of it that way if I were you,” Manager #1 says with a nervous laugh.
“That’s what it is, though. I’m not taking hush money.”
“Well, um, okay. If you’re sure . . . ” Agent #1 or #2 says (their voices are indiscernible).
And with that, they all hang up. Click. Click. Click. Until I’m the only one left on the conference call line. I hang up too and sit on the edge of my bed.
So Dan Schneider allegedly offered a drink to an adult woman and massaged her back and talked about including her in a show. This is according to a mentally ill woman who has left the lime light and now is trying to sell a book. She also refuses to name him by name, but is dropping "hints" that he called her Jennetter. Not only does this not verify any pedophilia claims, but it's also pure bullshit.
People have known for years and openly joked about it, they don't care. All of show business is full of pedophiles and no one really loses their mind over it.
Cinemaphile has joked about it for years. Twitter has joked about it for years. Every actress when asked specifically about Dan has never had a single negative thing to say about him.
>offer alcohol to someone under 21 >"massage" someone under 21 >handing out alcohol was apparently super common on multiple shows >get an "investigation" that requires him to not even be allowed near kids on set >get offered $300k in hush money >haha that investigation was totally just because he raised his voice a little! lol *hush money*
How the frick can anyone be willfully ignorant enough to still be defending Dan. It's getting to the same of point of desperation as the pedos who get mad in Chris Hansen threads.
I'm defending him because Jennette is almost surely lying anyways. She doesn't have the balls to say his name because she knows she's lying. >I refused hush money so I'm brave
Actually be brave.
Okay so you admit he's a weirdo who likes touching underaged actresses and giving them alcohol. That's enough to sue over sexual harassment and inappropriate relations with a minor, hence why Nickelodeon offered her the hush money. If you believe that that happened, then you believe he's not innocent.
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I never said that I believe it or not. I said that people are extrapolating actual rape allegations from allegations that could at worst be described as sexual impropriety
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There's a huge jump between >Dan sexually assaulted an 18 year old by giving her a massage without her consent and promising her a career while giving her alcohol
and >Dan fricks little kids and is a pedophile
Also >If you believe that that happened, then you believe he's not innocent.
I don't believe Jennette is telling the truth.
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israelite shills working overtime
glad this shit is trending on twitter, you fricking yid homosexual pedophile
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>I'm a israelite shill because I don't believe the flimsly sexual assault allegations of a literal crazy woman
Meds, schizo.
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>Meds, schizo.
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See that's the thing, Dan is too smart to go down for heinous shit so he only made a move when it was legal but he is so obviously a pedo lol
Nick gave her the hush money offer because they knew she was mentally unstable and angry that Ariana Grande stole her thunder. I bet the money was actually because of the sudden cancellation of the show and they didn't want her talking shit about Nick.
>used up prostitute drumming up interest for a book that no-one will care about >no proof dan has done anything remotely pedophillic >redditors use this latvian artisanal herb drying forum as a source >she's still buttmad that Ariana Grande actually did something with her talent
She just needed to show breasts and ass and she'd have a stable boring career as a character actress.
>which her memoir reveals
yeah, then watch as once again, as nothing is revealed about Dan in the book itself, just these vague notions of creepiness or something
there are no fricking accusations against the man, zero.
Didn't she make an anonymous Reddit AMA where she outed Demi Lovato and a bunch of other Hollywood/Disney/Nick teens for coke, drug use, etc. It was obvious by the end that it was her because she knew so much about Nick stars and some of the things said in the AMA she later ended revealing. Does anyone remember it? All I remember was that the highlight was Demi Lovato's drug addiction being outed years before anyone even knew about it. Does anyone remember the thread?
I used to be on livejournal around that time mostly for fandom stuff (which included nick and disney fandom pages) during it's original run before everyone left to tumblr) and I don't remember anything like a "anonymous exposure of nick & disney stars" ever being talked about.
pedo's rule the world, they are your best producers, actors, musicians, politicians, ,youtubers, tiktokers, probably scientists and more, South Park made a joke to just let them rule the world because without them the world is fricked, so you should love pedos
only the lowest people hate pedos, the prisoners and literal who's of the world
I just don't get it. All these accusations have been around for a while but nothing ever happens to him. And why does she refer to him as "the creator" why can't she say his name? Did she sign a document that prevents her from doing so?
The publisher is a subsidiary of Paramount. Paramount owns Nick. They don't want to blow open the Schneider thing but they will take that sweet tell-all money
People need to stop mentally adding their own sub narratives.
She is claiming that Dan: >Gave her alcohol at 18 >Rubbed her knee >Massaged her neck
Those are grossly inappropriate on their own, but everyone is acting like from that information we can extrapolate that she's claiming he took her into a closet and ripped her clothes off.
We have not heard anything from Dan. We have not heard any of her costars corroborate the story. It really comes across as her embellishing a situation to make it appear a certain way to sell the book.
>We have not heard anything from Dan. We have not heard any of her costars corroborate the story.
Her co-stars? The ones starring in a continuation series of the same show she was on when the abuse happened? Yeah I'm sure they're real eager to speak out
There were tons of people involved in iCarly that were not involved in the reboot. Gibby is Sam Hyde-lite on youtube and he hasn't said shit. If it was the horrific abusive environment she is claiming, more people would be speaking out. You also have all the camera crew, writers, stage hands, etc. It's just her saying this shit.
Gibby did a podcast on the OYC podcast and said he knows of the rumours but never saw anything himself. He says the foot shit is creepy in retrospect but he never saw anything
They literally forced Dan out. Also, if they offered her money, you can bet they offered it to other people and they sure as shit took it since they're still invested
This prostitute should be thanking Dan Schneider every day of her life. If it weren't for him she'd be a nobody and wouldn't be able to write a slanderous book to profit off of.
There's a pattern of little things. I don't know if he outright threw girls in vans, but he definitely relished being around them, having them be his plaything, and inserting his foot fetish into shows.
I think it's pretty obvious he has predilections for underage girls, whether he ever actually acted on them outside his footgay writing is another question
>BUT WHY WONT SHE NAME HIM?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
you fricking moronic Black folk have never heard of libel/slander? unless she has physical evidence, which is incredibly unlikely, she can't just go around naming Dan and accusing him of this shit.
holy fricking this website is full of fricking morons
Rape kits exist. Witness testimony exists. No, I don't believe women who make accusations with zero evidence. Not since my boy Patrick Kane almost had his entire career ruined by a roastie whom he didn't even have sex with.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/nov/05/patrick-kane-charges-dropped-over-lack-of-evidence
Many actually. People see inappropriate behavior and are called in to testify. Do you seriously think we need to take every sexual assault allegation at face value? There are so many instances of women lying. Yes you need evidence, sorry if that bothers you but people lie.
[...]
their certainly isn't enough evidence to put him away but i dont think all the rumors/accusations are false either. just look at some of the pictures posted ITT and all the footgay shit he put in nickelodeon shows lmao
but yea he definitely got away with it. many such cases
[...] >Cinemaphile goes full "muh pizzagate" >no but dan is based and innocent though
LMAO
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>Put him away
No of course there is zero evidence so none of it will put him away. Allegations like this could do irreparable damage to his career.
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Anonymous
>Allegations like this could do irreparable damage to his career
oh no not the poor pedophile footgay millionare israelite
2 years ago
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>He's a pedophile because... because he is okay??? >People aren't allowed to have successful careers!!!!!!! >He's israeli!!!
2 years ago
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israelite shills out in full force
2 years ago
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>defending Hollywood israelite pedophiles millionaire
Do you at least get paid for this? Surely you don't do it for free.
2 years ago
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Black person I believe in this thing called Justice. I don't attack people without just cause like you morons.
2 years ago
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Like Victoria justice. Fricking idiot
2 years ago
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He's a israelite in show business. What more do you need?
2 years ago
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Actual evidence of wrongdoing. Sorry, I need more than "he's a israelite". I guess I'm demanding.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED EVIDENCE TO RUIN A PERSON'S CAREER AND LEGACY AND CONVICT THEM OF A CRIME ????
their certainly isn't enough evidence to put him away but i dont think all the rumors/accusations are false either. just look at some of the pictures posted ITT and all the footgay shit he put in nickelodeon shows lmao
but yea he definitely got away with it. many such cases
Huh? The left loves pedophiles these days. What's the problem?
>Cinemaphile goes full "muh pizzagate" >no but dan is based and innocent though
Dan is unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin. If offering alcohol to 18-year-old girls was a crime, then every male college student in the country would be in prison right now. Teflon Dan is untouchable.
>>BUT WHY WONT SHE NAME HIM?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! >you fricking moronic Black folk have never heard of libel/slander? unless she has physical evidence, which is incredibly unlikely, she can't just go around naming Dan and accusing him of this shit. >holy fricking this website is full of fricking morons
Elizabeth Gilles. She's now married to Michael Corcoran, a man 20 years older than her who produced the music for Victorious, etc. She met him when she was 18. Nothing weird at all here!
She was so hot. And you just know he got her with the "you're so mature for your age" line. I am so jealous he gets to cum all over that face and those breasts.
Read the description on the first bra, and then remember she's now said that her mom would give her daily breast exams and shower with her and realize that it probably wasn't a joke.
HARVESTED
What's his name again?
The Butcher.
Ham Slammer
I bet this vixen was madly in love with him but he turned her down because of the age difference and this is her getting revenge.
Our boy is an upstanding member of the television and film community.
Dan "300k If You Obey" Schneider
Nice
Wonder how many times Dan licked Miranda's feet. Not gonna lie, he is my guilty role model. Frickin legend.
Dan “whip out your feet, or you’re on the street” Schneider
Should have taken the money, a NDA isn't enforceable if it's protecting a crime.
If she had it would have damaged her credibility. Since she isn't an Eskimo there are far more important things in her life than money.
>Since she isn't an Eskimo there are far more important things in her life than money.
If you have enough money to be set for life and never work again then """credibility""" doesn't matter because you don't need a job. Friends and family don't give a shit about """credibility""" in the Hollywood business sense.
What credibility?
Yes, it's just some random homosexual on the internet who took a Cinemaphile meme too seriously adding his own moronic interpretation because he's a sheep.
Why would and Eskimo care about money
Which is why it never happened lmao
>Her memoir reveals
Yeah I'm sure it's 400 percent truthful
Dan "slip one inside 'er" Schneider
it's time Dan Bros
Dan "let me sniff your feet and don't talk about it" Schneider
Tiny hams confirmed slammed.
I mean she's hit rock bottom - you knew this was coming.
Man McCurdy was a fine piece of ass
Beer Can Dan
Danny Diapers
"Ass Man" Dan
Danny Daycare
Spread 'em Dan
Candy Man Dan
Family Man Dan
"Big Daddy" Dan
"Deepthroat" Dan
The Big Dick @ Nick
“Dirty” Dan Schneider
Open Wider Schneider
Schneider The Butcher
Dan "Bend Over" Schneider
Dan "Foot Soldier" Schneider
Dan “The Man” Schneider
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Spider" Schneider
Dan "The Defiler" Schneider
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
"Down South" Dan Schneider
Dan "The Plunger" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder" Schneider
Dan "The Seducer" Schneider
Dan "Teen Bedder" Schneider
Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
Dan "No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "dicky Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Dan "The Starlet Sodomizer" Schneider
Dan "The Man with the Plan to get the Girl in the Van" Schneider
Dan "Kill Me, I'm a Footgay" Schneider
Dan "All Footgays Are Pedos" Schneider
Dan "If You're into Feet, have a nice day" Schneider
Dan "Footgays Are Just As Bad As Furries" Schneider
Dan "Seriously, If You're a Footgay, have a nice day" Schneider
go back to fapping over femboys and leave the real fetishes alone
>go back to fapping over femboys and leave the real fetishes alone
Yes. Your epic reaction image doesn't change that I'm afraid
you should be afraid
Not my fault you have 0 testosterone in your homosexual rancid body.
what the frick
I can't tell whats more terrifying.. this insane womans zombie like appearance, or the Black folk drugged up stupid face.
>If you only knew how bad things really are
Dunno, that's more the face of
>I have the wildest fricks and no chance of being her baby daddy
How old do you think this woman is? She looks 80, but I'm willing to bet she is like 35 and has just been smoking meth for the past 20 years.
>woman
lol, the dude looks dead inside haha. Just have to keep it together till he gets that visa
shots fired
low tier bait
foot website
Dan "Don´t call me that" Schneider
DAN SCHNEIDER IS... A PEDO!
"I'm a pedo???"
AND HE'S ABOUT TO FIND OUT
THAT BEING A CREEP
IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
DAN SCHNEIDER IN
"IT'S ALL A COINCIDENCE"
RATED PEEGEE THURTEEN
>Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
hehe
Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider
my favorite will always remain
>Dan "the man" Schneider
kek
Dan “the man from dicky-chan” Schneider
>No Dan "Hold Her Tighter, She's a Fighter" Schneider
For shame
>Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Kek
>Nickelodeon offered Jennette McCurdy $300,000 if she agreed to never speak publicly about her experiences at the network, which she refused
what would happen if she took the money and still talked?
Isn't that the case in pretty much every other case where the women ended up talking?
>what would happen if she took the money and still talked?
Open and shut lawsuit that would leave her so in debt that a homeless guy would go "Yeesh, at least that's not me"
Dan "The Cum Provider" Schneider
Dan "Frick Her Ass Before Dropping Her To Class" Schneider
Dan "The Man With The Unmarked Van" Schneider
Dan "I Defiled Her" Schneider
>Dan "Frick Her Ass Before Dropping Her To Class
Kek haven't heard that one
>open twitter
>everyones hating on our boy
>refuses the money
>still never refers to Dan directly by name in her accusations
he did nothing wrong
This. She’s quite literally the only one that has “come out” about him and only after it was already a meme. She also clearly had mental issues. Even Amanda fricking Bynes didn’t have a bad thing to say about Dan. She doesn’t even have the balls to call him out by name. This shit is a publicity stunt.
>Amanda fricking Bynes didn’t have a bad thing to say about Dan. She doesn’t even have the balls to call him out by name.
https://pagesix.com/2017/02/15/amanda-bynes-claims-shes-still-being-impersonated-on-twitter/amp/
owned
It's over, Dan
That "real" account was run by her handlers. The "fake" account had selfies of her from nowhere else on the internet.
Yes, that explains the fake tweets about being engaged and pregnant then.
>B-B-BUT NO ONE ELSE IS SAYING IT, SO IT'S A LIE
D A N D I D I T
You guys do understand that if she named names, it would open her up for a defamation lawsuit by Dan "The Creator" Schneider and Nick, right? Unless she had documented proof of her perving on him - obviously nobody has this - she'd get sued harder than Danny took her ass.
If the allegations had an ounce of truth to them she would be embraced and supported by the current #metoo climate we live in. The fact is it’s all made up bullshit moron.
Eh i dunno. This is bigger than just a MeToo thing plus after Amber Heard lied its hard to say if any of the other actresses would stand behind her. She "retired' from acting but the general feel seems to be that everyone hated working with her or she was a b***h to others (or maybe she just didn't tow the Danny Boy line)
If it blows up into something big it could potentially be devastating to Nickelodeon. Dan had his hands in quite literally all of their programming for decades and it could possibly even sink the network outright. No amount of Spongebob memes on their social media pages would help with that.
Amber Heard didn't lie. Depp's text messages got unsealed. Anyone who can read knows he abused her
>make allegations without proof
>”where’s the proof?”
>don’t make allegations
>”if it really happened why not say so?”
>We should trust women who say they were sexually assaulted by someone with no proof
Why? Women lie. Jeanette is mentally unstable, I suspect she has BPD due to the years of abuse from her mother. One of the main symptoms of borderline is lying.
I’m not saying anyone should trust anyone. I’m explaining why she might be reluctant in calling out Dan “Long Dong of the Law” Schneider directly.
>>”if it really happened why not say so?”
If they don't make allegations how would we know you fricking moron?
Its not defamation if it happened you. if someone pulled off the perfect rape with zero traced and then you accused them publicly, is that defamation?
maybe she has no prooff
#ContinueTheSchneiderverse
It's so weird not one person ever directly accused him but also no one ever bothered to defend him against the rumours. Wonder what it means...
That he has the backing of other, more powerful pedo.
>picture unrelated
Isn't it really irresponsible to call him a pedo on twitter when he's never been charged, or even named as such in the book?
He's a creep but nothing else is proved.
She's just mad she had to go top less for that one scene of iCarly
>her memoir reveals
When is this being released?
OP forgot the best part, that he's now got a canon name
Dan "THE CREATOR" Schneider
>>Dan "THE CREATOR" Schneider
Based
He's creating babies if you get what I mean
they're too young for that
Jamie Lynn Spears wasn't.
>Dan "THE CREATOR" Schneider
Nice, he's literally their God now
>A creator deity or creator god (often called the Creator) is a deity or god responsible for the creation of the Earth, world, and universe in human religion and mythology.
Dan works in mysterious ways
Jamie was like 13 when Zoey 101 started. Dan always had a thing for the cute middle schoolers.
>nooooo you can't drink alcohol you're 19 years old!
>how dare I get photograped at a wardrobe fitting for the tv show I'm getting paid large sums of money for
Taking a picture for a wardrobe fitting and being offered something to take the edge off? This is really all she has on Dan?
WTF
Is that Huell?
>It's a real shame when people be throwing away a perfectly good white girl like that.
Dan "throw her body in the trash can where no one will find her" Schneider
>Dan: hey guys something funny happened to me the other night, how about we use it in a scene?
"Yo Dan, what should we do with this one?"
"Put it away. I'm tired of her."
>*sniff* WHEW this one is past its expiration date
Dan "Prove it if you can" Schneider
He covered his tracks extremely well. She can't even refer to him by name.
>when dan was working at Nick he ever had them put up a foot over the studio
how can one man be that based? in plain view for all to see
This is so weird, did everyone else really fall for the "I think feet are funny" routine or were they in on his perversions?
>a tragic story, as an actress committed suicide today
>she was found with two gunshot wounds to the back of her head
>If you or someone you know is struggling with thoughts of suicide, please reach out to the resources on your screen
Dan "Hold her tighter, this one's a fighter" Schneider
Why did I have to be born at the dumbest fricking period in american history
>at
I don't know, you seem to fit in just fine.
america has existed for 300 years and it has been moronic the entire time
>moronic
it’s pronounced “retarted”
For me, it's Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schneider
>Raised to not break any laws
>Constantly seeing these rich fricks who are mega millionaires
>Face no repercussions for decades, IF caught pay a fine that's a fraction of what you've made and serve half a year community service
Why shouldn't i just go steal from and blackmail people again?
Because your female teachers who have no conception about the world told you that's bad.
Because you will get caught and be punished, since you’re not famous or powerful
Epstein wasn't famous when he started, as long as i invest my stolen goods to make more money for others as well then I'll be fine
Dan unironically did nothing wrong. Feet were a part of the nickelodeon aesthetic for a decade because they're a safe comedy vehicle for kids. The young girls in his shows developed a following online by certain people and that was projected onto the shows themselves. Joking about dan being a sex pervert was a Cinemaphile meme that spiraled out of control thanks to the Q-Anon and MeToo fricktards
Jeanette is kind of a dumb roastie as evidenced by her social media history. I wouldnt take anything she says seriously. If Miranda Cosgrove or Victoria Justice came out and said things, I'd be more inclined to believe it.
>WWEtard refuses to believe sexual misconduct allegations
yeah just like Vince and Johnny Ace are innocent right
i´d let that skinny Hispanic take a shit on my chest
I wonder how Ariana got famous then
With her talent of course
Ariana (and Liz) was already on Broadway by the time she was cast in Victorious
She got her big break by signing with that homosexual that has Justin Bieber on his label and that was able to catapult her to superstardom. it probably helps that she actually has some talent unlike a lot of the other singers of today
>I wonder how Ariana got famous then
Read this
>As McCurdy writes, “What finally undid me was when Ariana came whistle-toning in with excitement because she had spent the previous evening playing charades at Tom Hanks’s house. That was the moment I broke.” https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/03/books/jennette-mccurdy-memoir-mother.html
So you're telling me Ariana grande knew Tom Hanks? How the frick did she get that kind of connection
That article has some nice tidbits
>A few years ago, McCurdy started writing a new series of personal essays, including several about her mother, and shared them with her manager at the time. “My manager sent me back a nice email that said, ‘This is great — I don’t really know what to do with this.’ I’ll never forget the ‘xoxo’ at the end.” (McCurdy no longer works with that manager.)
Because she was signed by Republic Records/UMG in 2011 after they scouted off from the "13" Broadway show. It's why Nickelodeon could never cash in on her music talent, because she was already signed up. It's also how she managed to get Mac Miller on her first song after they relaunched her career, and Big Sean, and Mika on the album (and then from there massive names like Nicki Minaj)
What's wrong with accepting the money and then blow the whistle? It's not like they can use it against you in court.
Because there's nothing to blow a whistle on obviously, or there isn't enough to make a convincing case at least
Then why did they offer her money in the first place?
Insurance policy
>didnt sign the NDA
so when is she going to talk about what happened?
When the book comes out next week.
Book comes out August 9, hopefully there are more details
https://www.buzzfeed.com/natashajokic1/jennette-mccurdy-memoir-icarly-ariana-grande
>Book comes out August 9
So she has a financial incentive to drum up a scandal
I mean Dan is so obviously guilty it doesn’t matter. Same thing with MJ
>MJ
MJ did nothing wrong, Schneider on the other hand has a suspicious lastname for someone in Hollywood and he is a foothomosexual, he deserves nothing less than the noose.
Frick off Dan
>normies discover what being a celebrity is like
Stay out of my territory.
She should've tried to get much more money.
No one really cares about Dan being a pedophile. If they wanted to expose him years ago all they had to do was interview Cinemaphile.
Are you kidding? Do you know how much the news would LOVE a pedophile being a high up producer in Nickelodeon targeting young actresses? They would LOVE LOVE LOVE it. If there was a story there, it would have blown up. There is no story there. Jennette won't name him by name, and I guarantee if there is anything about a high up Nickelodeon executive in her book, it will be something like "A producer grabbed by the ass once", something that Nickelodeon can't possibly fight off in defamation because it's so dumb and unprovable.
People have known for years and openly joked about it, they don't care. All of show business is full of pedophiles and no one really loses their mind over it.
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/08/this-phony-bizarre-sphere-jennette-mccurdys-shocking-final-days-at-nickelodeon
>In this excerpt from her memoir, McCurdy details the inappropriate behavior she claims “The Creator” exhibited, including pressuring her to drink while underage; massaging her at work; and being offered $300,000 by Nickelodeon to keep it all quiet. (Vanity Fair has reached out to the network for comment.)
“Come on, take a sip.”
“No thanks.”
“Come on.”
“I’ve never had alcohol before. And I’m only eighteen. Couldn’t I get in trouble?”
“No one’s looking, Jennetter. You’re fine.”
“I dunno.”
“The Victorious kids get drunk together all the time. The iCarly kids are so wholesome. We need to give you guys a little edge.”
The Creator always compares us iCarly kids to the kids on his other hit show, Victorious. I think he thinks it’ll make us try harder.
“I don’t know if drinking is what gives a person edge.”
I look at The Creator’s drink. He picks it up and sloshes it around.
It’s some sort of whiskey mixed with coffee and cream. I do like coffee. “One sip.”
“Okay.”
The Creator hands me his glass and I take a sip. I hate it.
“It’s great.”
“Don’t lie to me. I don’t like when you lie to me.”
“I hate it.”
“That’s better, Jennetter.”
The Creator laughs. I’ve done well. I’ve pleased him. Mission accomplished. It’s the same mission I have every time I get dinner with him, which has gotten more and more frequent lately as my new contract for the spin-off he promised me is being worked out. The Creator is doing the thing that I’ve heard from my co-stars he does with every new star of a show that he’s making—he takes you under his wing. You’re his favorite. For now. I like being his favorite for now. I feel like I’m doing something right.
“So are you excited to have your own show?” The Creator asks.
“Sure.”
“Sure? That’s it?”
“No, of course I’m excited. I’m so excited.”
“Good. ’Cuz I could give a new show to anyone, you know. But I didn’t choose anyone. I chose you.”
“Thank you.”
“Don’t thank me, I chose you because you’re talented.”
I’m confused. He just said he could choose anyone, which made me feel not special and now he’s saying he chose me because I’m talented, which makes me feel special again. This kind of confusion is normal around him. I take a sip of water while I try and figure out what to say next. Luckily, I don’t have to.
Bros.....
“Are you okay?” The Creator asks.
“Of course.”
“Good, ’cuz you should be okay,” he says gently. “You’re about to star in your own TV show, for crying out loud. You know how many kids would kill for that opportunity? Every last one of them.”
I nod along. He reaches out and places his hand on my knee. I get goose bumps.
“You’re cold,” he says, concerned.
I don’t think that’s why I got the goose bumps, but I agree. It’s always best to agree with The Creator.
“Here, take my jacket.”
He takes his coat off and drapes it around me. He pats my shoulders and then the pat turns into a massage.
“Oof, you’re so tense!”
“Yeah . . .”
“Anyway, what was I saying?” he asks while he keeps massaging me.
My shoulders do have a lot of knots in them, but I don’t want The Creator to be the one rubbing them out. I want to say something, to tell him to stop, but I’m so scared of offending him.
“Oh, right,” he says, remembering his train of thought without my help. “Every kid out there would kill for an opportunity like the one you’ve got. You’re very lucky, Jennetter.”
“I know,” I say while he keeps rubbing me. And I do. I do know. I’m so lucky.
The Creator has gotten in trouble from the network for accusations of his emotional abuse. I feel like it’s been a long time coming, and should have happened a lot sooner.
I appreciate the amount of trouble he’s gotten in. It wasn’t just a slap on the wrist sort of thing. It’s to the point where he’s no longer allowed to be on set with any actors, which makes communication in between takes complicated.
The Creator sits in a small cave-like room off to the side of the soundstage, surrounded by piles of cold cuts, his favorite snack, and Kids’ Choice Awards, his most cherished life accomplishment. He watches our takes on four separate monitors, one for each camera, that are set up in his lair. Whenever he wants to give us a note, he tells it to an assistant director, who then has to run across the entire soundstage to give it to us. So our shoot days went from about thirteen hours to about seventeen. The general on-set vibe these days can best be described as malaise meets “dear God please let’s get this over with.”
What's the context of the book's title? Does she blame her mom for throwing her to the wolves?
Her mother was a fricking insane stage mom
Any parent that let's their child near show business should be jailed
>What's the context of the book's title? Does she blame her mom for throwing her to the wolves?
Her mom literally molested her for most of her life. Like showered with her and did regular breast and vegana exams until she was 20. It's pretty hot.
>ywn help Jennette's mother inspect her daughters pussy
>>ywn help Jennette's mother inspect her daughters pussy
>Sticks two fingers in
"Oh, I see Dan only fricked your feet today, Jenny?"
She's stated it before but goes into detail here that her mom was a psycho to her and her children.
Super controlling, walking on eggshells kind of person
“Wait, they’re cancelling the show?” I say, totally unable to hide my glee.
“Yep, we knew you’d be excited,” Agent #1 says.
“Best part is . . . ” Agent #2 starts in, pausing for dramatic effect (I swear agents are the best performers.) “. . . they’re offering you three hundred thousand dollars.”
I pause. This doesn’t sound right to me. “Why?”
Manager #2 chimes in. I can tell he feels intimidated by the rest of the men, so by the time he finally chimes in, whatever he says spills out rapidly as if he’s been prepping himself to say it, working up the confi- dence while the others have been talking.
“Well-think-of-it-like-a-thank-you-gift,” he blurts out in one mushed-together phrase. He lets out a sigh of relief after he spits it out, like he’s done his part and now he doesn’t have to speak again for the rest of the call.
A thank-you gift? That doesn’t sound like Nickelodeon. I’m suspicious.
“Yeah, a thank-you gift,” Manager #1 repeats. “They’re giving you three hundred thousand dollars and the only thing they want you to do is never talk publicly about your experience at Nickelodeon.” Specifically related to The Creator.
“No,” I say immediately and instinctively. A long pause.
“N-no?” Agent #3 finally asks.
“Hell no.”
“It’s free money,” Manager #1 offers.
“No it’s not. This isn’t free money. This feels to me like hush money.” A strained silence. One of them clears their throats.
“Well, I-I wouldn’t think of it that way if I were you,” Manager #1 says with a nervous laugh.
“That’s what it is, though. I’m not taking hush money.”
“Well, um, okay. If you’re sure . . . ” Agent #1 or #2 says (their voices are indiscernible).
And with that, they all hang up. Click. Click. Click. Until I’m the only one left on the conference call line. I hang up too and sit on the edge of my bed.
What the frick? Nickelodeon is offering me three hundred thousand dollars in hush money to not talk publicly about my experience on the show? My personal experience of The Creator’s abuse? This is a network with shows made for children. Shouldn’t they have some sort of moral compass? Shouldn’t they at least try to report to some sort of ethical standard?
I lean back against the headboard of my bed and cross my legs out in front of me. I extend my arms behind my head and rest them there in a gesture of pride. Who else would have the moral strength? I just turned down three hundred thousand dollars.
Wait . . .
I just turned down three hundred thousand dollars. That’s a lot of money. I’ve made a decent amount on this Sam & Cat spin-off, but definitely not enough that three hundred thousand dollars doesn’t make a difference. Shit. Maybe I should’ve taken it.
I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy. Copyright :copyright: 2022 by Waffle Cone, Inc. Reprinted by permission of Simon & Schuster.
Source: the article about the book https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2022/08/this-phony-bizarre-sphere-jennette-mccurdys-shocking-final-days-at-nickelodeon
>lena dunham on front cover rec
ngmi.
quite obvious her publicist is trying to gain that metoo/girlboss white liberal guilt audience.
>an important cultural document
>lena dunham
So it's toilet paper?
>pressuring her to drink while underage
>it was ONE SIP
So Dan Schneider allegedly offered a drink to an adult woman and massaged her back and talked about including her in a show. This is according to a mentally ill woman who has left the lime light and now is trying to sell a book. She also refuses to name him by name, but is dropping "hints" that he called her Jennetter. Not only does this not verify any pedophilia claims, but it's also pure bullshit.
Cinemaphile has joked about it for years. Twitter has joked about it for years. Every actress when asked specifically about Dan has never had a single negative thing to say about him.
>offer alcohol to someone under 21
>"massage" someone under 21
>handing out alcohol was apparently super common on multiple shows
>get an "investigation" that requires him to not even be allowed near kids on set
>get offered $300k in hush money
>haha that investigation was totally just because he raised his voice a little! lol *hush money*
How the frick can anyone be willfully ignorant enough to still be defending Dan. It's getting to the same of point of desperation as the pedos who get mad in Chris Hansen threads.
I'm defending him because Jennette is almost surely lying anyways. She doesn't have the balls to say his name because she knows she's lying.
>I refused hush money so I'm brave
Actually be brave.
Because there's a pretty big line separating being a weirdo and actually raping the young celebrity.
A massage, while potentially awkward and inappropriate, is a mile away from actual molestation and that's the narrative people are running with
Okay so you admit he's a weirdo who likes touching underaged actresses and giving them alcohol. That's enough to sue over sexual harassment and inappropriate relations with a minor, hence why Nickelodeon offered her the hush money. If you believe that that happened, then you believe he's not innocent.
I never said that I believe it or not. I said that people are extrapolating actual rape allegations from allegations that could at worst be described as sexual impropriety
There's a huge jump between
>Dan sexually assaulted an 18 year old by giving her a massage without her consent and promising her a career while giving her alcohol
and
>Dan fricks little kids and is a pedophile
Also
>If you believe that that happened, then you believe he's not innocent.
I don't believe Jennette is telling the truth.
israelite shills working overtime
glad this shit is trending on twitter, you fricking yid homosexual pedophile
>I'm a israelite shill because I don't believe the flimsly sexual assault allegations of a literal crazy woman
Meds, schizo.
>Meds, schizo.
See that's the thing, Dan is too smart to go down for heinous shit so he only made a move when it was legal but he is so obviously a pedo lol
Nick gave her the hush money offer because they knew she was mentally unstable and angry that Ariana Grande stole her thunder. I bet the money was actually because of the sudden cancellation of the show and they didn't want her talking shit about Nick.
SHE WAS ONLY 18 YOU SICK FRICK
you paint a viscerally gross image anon
18 HECKIN YEARS OLD ? THAT SICK SON OF A b***h HANG HIM!
>used up prostitute drumming up interest for a book that no-one will care about
>no proof dan has done anything remotely pedophillic
>redditors use this latvian artisanal herb drying forum as a source
>she's still buttmad that Ariana Grande actually did something with her talent
She just needed to show breasts and ass and she'd have a stable boring career as a character actress.
Dirty Dan strikes again
Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these,
>Cinemaphile was right again.
looked like a midget from the thumbnail
>which her memoir reveals
yeah, then watch as once again, as nothing is revealed about Dan in the book itself, just these vague notions of creepiness or something
there are no fricking accusations against the man, zero.
Soda Can Dan
She should have took the money then talked anyways. NDA's don't mean shit in cases like this.
Good God they're children man
>iCarly is an American teen sitcom created by Dan Schneider
>created by
>created
>The Creator
goddamit Jennette you couldn't come up with a better name?
So, how do we help Jennette take "the creator" down
Didn't she make an anonymous Reddit AMA where she outed Demi Lovato and a bunch of other Hollywood/Disney/Nick teens for coke, drug use, etc. It was obvious by the end that it was her because she knew so much about Nick stars and some of the things said in the AMA she later ended revealing. Does anyone remember it? All I remember was that the highlight was Demi Lovato's drug addiction being outed years before anyone even knew about it. Does anyone remember the thread?
Demi Lovato's drug addiction became public in 2010, before iCarly even finished. Was Reddit even popular that far back?
>was reddit popular in 2010?
holy fricking shit you moronic underage zoomer Black person PLEASE fricking kys and leave this website forever you fricking moronic homosexual
i fricking hate you Black folk so much its unreal
Why does not knowing the history of some gay ass american website make me a zoomer?
dont reply to me ever again you moronic underage homosexual
Of course it was.
It wasn`t that bad, gays had no idea about internet and politics and other freaks were in tumblr
neets always bounced in 4ch redd*t and imgur
I used to be on livejournal around that time mostly for fandom stuff (which included nick and disney fandom pages) during it's original run before everyone left to tumblr) and I don't remember anything like a "anonymous exposure of nick & disney stars" ever being talked about.
When is Dan going to release the behind the scenes footage?
Holy shit her mom is a psycho
https://ew.com/books/jennette-mccurdy-im-glad-my-mom-died-exclusive-excerpt
Most parents that are trying desperately to get their kids famous are psychos. Look at Lindsay Lohan's parents or Brittany Spear's father
Brittany spears father seems like a douche, but looking at her actions since leaving his care kinda proved he wasn’t just doing it for the money
>an adult posts nudes
OMG PUT HER IN A STRAIGHT JACKET
pedo's rule the world, they are your best producers, actors, musicians, politicians, ,youtubers, tiktokers, probably scientists and more, South Park made a joke to just let them rule the world because without them the world is fricked, so you should love pedos
only the lowest people hate pedos, the prisoners and literal who's of the world
Is this just a nickelodeon thing or does this happen to Disney girls too?
You can just look at Bella Thorne and know she lost her virginity before she lost all her baby teeth.
Disney girls seem to end up far worse on average
The whole fricking /television and films/ industry is like that
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Name a name or take a fricking walk.
No shit, the fact that he "mysteriously" disappeared from everything the moment Weinstein got fricked should have been quite the hint to everyone.
The hams were barely out of the pram when their unbearded clams were repeatedly slammed and rammed. Wham, bam, thank you Dan.
No need to thank me, just doing my job
shadow of his former self
Come on.
It was his first day.
And it certainly wouldn't be his last
I just don't get it. All these accusations have been around for a while but nothing ever happens to him. And why does she refer to him as "the creator" why can't she say his name? Did she sign a document that prevents her from doing so?
If she used his name it would open her up to litigation, at the end of the day all she has is hearsay as far as a court would be concerned
The publisher is a subsidiary of Paramount. Paramount owns Nick. They don't want to blow open the Schneider thing but they will take that sweet tell-all money
I love you, Dan Schneider
So basically everyone knows about it and nothing will ever happen to him. I guess we just gonna accept it huh?
People need to stop mentally adding their own sub narratives.
She is claiming that Dan:
>Gave her alcohol at 18
>Rubbed her knee
>Massaged her neck
Those are grossly inappropriate on their own, but everyone is acting like from that information we can extrapolate that she's claiming he took her into a closet and ripped her clothes off.
We have not heard anything from Dan. We have not heard any of her costars corroborate the story. It really comes across as her embellishing a situation to make it appear a certain way to sell the book.
>>Gave her alcohol at 18
her knee
her neck
And she turned down $300k over that? She really is dumb.
No she isn't. In the long run, she'll probably make more off this book.
>We have not heard anything from Dan.
You're not going to. Dan surely isn't dumb enough to Streisand Effect this shit.
>We have not heard anything from Dan. We have not heard any of her costars corroborate the story.
Her co-stars? The ones starring in a continuation series of the same show she was on when the abuse happened? Yeah I'm sure they're real eager to speak out
There were tons of people involved in iCarly that were not involved in the reboot. Gibby is Sam Hyde-lite on youtube and he hasn't said shit. If it was the horrific abusive environment she is claiming, more people would be speaking out. You also have all the camera crew, writers, stage hands, etc. It's just her saying this shit.
Gibby did a podcast on the OYC podcast and said he knows of the rumours but never saw anything himself. He says the foot shit is creepy in retrospect but he never saw anything
They literally forced Dan out. Also, if they offered her money, you can bet they offered it to other people and they sure as shit took it since they're still invested
This prostitute should be thanking Dan Schneider every day of her life. If it weren't for him she'd be a nobody and wouldn't be able to write a slanderous book to profit off of.
>This prostitute
Are you gonna post proof with pics?
DAN'S TRENDING ON TWITTER LMAO
pls post some good twitter salt
https://twitter.com/search?q=%22Dan%20Schneider%22&src=trend_click&vertical=trends
~~*dan schneider*~~
>THE CREATOR
lmao
This is so kino, we simultaneously get to watch the true downfall of Dan and also get his best anime nickname yet.
she was referring to that rapper, tyler the creator
Obviously Dan would know hypnosis or other low level mind control that allows him to make girls 'black out' and forget the more explicit stuff
You're making him sound like a DND character lol
he is prolly an aboleth.or maybe a fat vampire
Dan "The Man with the Plan to get the Underage Can with a Tan in the Van" Schneider
Didn't she have leaks from her upset nba bf because she said he was a bad kisser
>Epstein
>Schneider
>Weinstein
Why are G*rmans so funcking noxious?
Haha yeah it's "Germans" nothing else haha
moron
How many of those kids signed NDAs holy shit nobody is saying anything
Danbros... they got us... it's finally over...
I'm always impressed by how people can flawlessly recall a conversation from a decade ago complete with verbal pauses and inflections.
I cant remember the conversations I had 10 minutes ago
You don't have to remember anything clearly if you aren't even willing to name the person you're talking about
This. Is it just an unspoken rule that 90% of conversations in autobiographies are made up from a vague recollection?
To everyone sticking up for Dan, don't worry. The man has a plan. The Dan can't be banned.
Damn that dirty Dan he always ruins our plans.
The fans of Dan know it's a scam, the man is grand and in demand.
Get off Cinemaphile Dan
How is this still up?
https://twitter.com/SamAndCat/status/378643898886656000
Cause it's harmless children's comedy that perverts are projecting their mental issues on
Dan doesn't even have any pedo allegations
There's a pattern of little things. I don't know if he outright threw girls in vans, but he definitely relished being around them, having them be his plaything, and inserting his foot fetish into shows.
I think it's pretty obvious he has predilections for underage girls, whether he ever actually acted on them outside his footgay writing is another question
>man who produces content for children associates with children
Damn dude you cracked the case
>BUT WHY WONT SHE NAME HIM?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
you fricking moronic Black folk have never heard of libel/slander? unless she has physical evidence, which is incredibly unlikely, she can't just go around naming Dan and accusing him of this shit.
holy fricking this website is full of fricking morons
>Evidence
Do you expect her to wear a wire and a hidden GoPro at all times? They didn't have those at the time
thats the point im making you stupid Black person
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED EVIDENCE TO RUIN A PERSON'S CAREER AND LEGACY AND CONVICT THEM OF A CRIME ????
So if a person is getting raped you expect them to pull out the flip phone and start recording? Gotcha
Rape kits exist. Witness testimony exists. No, I don't believe women who make accusations with zero evidence. Not since my boy Patrick Kane almost had his entire career ruined by a roastie whom he didn't even have sex with.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/nov/05/patrick-kane-charges-dropped-over-lack-of-evidence
How many witnesses are there usually in a rape?
Many actually. People see inappropriate behavior and are called in to testify. Do you seriously think we need to take every sexual assault allegation at face value? There are so many instances of women lying. Yes you need evidence, sorry if that bothers you but people lie.
>Put him away
No of course there is zero evidence so none of it will put him away. Allegations like this could do irreparable damage to his career.
>Allegations like this could do irreparable damage to his career
oh no not the poor pedophile footgay millionare israelite
>He's a pedophile because... because he is okay???
>People aren't allowed to have successful careers!!!!!!!
>He's israeli!!!
israelite shills out in full force
>defending Hollywood israelite pedophiles millionaire
Do you at least get paid for this? Surely you don't do it for free.
Black person I believe in this thing called Justice. I don't attack people without just cause like you morons.
Like Victoria justice. Fricking idiot
He's a israelite in show business. What more do you need?
Actual evidence of wrongdoing. Sorry, I need more than "he's a israelite". I guess I'm demanding.
>I guess I'm demanding.
No just an enabler
>Rape kits exist. Witness testimony exists.
She never spoke up or raised attention to anything because her mom literally was exploiting her for money.
Oh that makes sense then, you've changed my mind. Dan is 100% guilty. No evidence required.
their certainly isn't enough evidence to put him away but i dont think all the rumors/accusations are false either. just look at some of the pictures posted ITT and all the footgay shit he put in nickelodeon shows lmao
but yea he definitely got away with it. many such cases
>Cinemaphile goes full "muh pizzagate"
>no but dan is based and innocent though
LMAO
M
A
O
Is he finally going down Cinemaphile?
Dan is unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin. If offering alcohol to 18-year-old girls was a crime, then every male college student in the country would be in prison right now. Teflon Dan is untouchable.
Its literally a crime. It goes ignored in colleges because they usually have their own police forces that handle students with kid gloves
>>BUT WHY WONT SHE NAME HIM?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
>you fricking moronic Black folk have never heard of libel/slander? unless she has physical evidence, which is incredibly unlikely, she can't just go around naming Dan and accusing him of this shit.
>holy fricking this website is full of fricking morons
Okay it's cool and all to talk about it but what are we going to do about this "creator"? Can anything even been done at this point
>what are we going to do about this "creator"?
We will be calling him based.
Only The Architect can defeat him
Anyone else cooming to Jennetter tonight in honor of all this?
Go on..
She seems very skilled
oof!
she looks like the Leprechaun
Can't say I blame Dan for wanting to pound his pud over these cute tomboy feet
women have life so easy
i would gladly let some fat guy suck on my toes for 300K
My mom let me sip from her wine glass once when I was 13. Time to go write up my memoire.
He'll always be known as based dan around here. What a run the madlad had.
Oh that silly Dan Schneider
who's got the nicer feet
Jennette, no question. The science is quite literally settled
idk I think I prefer Miranda's shape-wise
Miranda has been drastically going downhill in hotness ever since School of Rock
So y'all knew about it but didn't do shit to protect her from him. What a nice community
tbh we were the only ones who spread this story like candy for the longest time.
We did it Cinemaphile, we ended rape forever
he indnt dnn nuthn!!!
I'M A FAN OF DAN
Huh? The left loves pedophiles these days. What's the problem?
Imagine defending "the creator" I bet those people regret it
It's so fricking obvious what he was doing.
Does it says shneider ketchup
>it does
jesus fricking christ
Holy shit
Yup
And what have we learned from this thread What's the moral of the story?
>shoulda put her in the barrel feet last
jesus christ, there's tons of illegal shit going on in hollywood
this is probably just the top of the barrel
haha uh imag....imagine........uhhh ima...image
He will get away with it, mark my words. Nobody can stop Dan The Creator.
He already gotten away with it
Who's the goth emo scene girl from victorious?
Elizabeth Gilles. She's now married to Michael Corcoran, a man 20 years older than her who produced the music for Victorious, etc. She met him when she was 18. Nothing weird at all here!
still would
That's unfair
Women are naturally attracted to older men who are better than them and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
She was so hot. And you just know he got her with the "you're so mature for your age" line. I am so jealous he gets to cum all over that face and those breasts.
If it's any consolation she herself claims she has saggy breasts
>tfw no gillies gf to get titwanked with her saggy boobs
Sorry Dan, I'm just going to take the accusers' side on this one
nothin personell
>memoir
wtf did she die or something?
What would it take for Jennette to forgive "the creator"?
more money
Dan "Show Those Toes, You Dirty Hoes" Schneider
Dan "Statute of Limitations" Schneider
>ywn be john
What if the kids all threw Dan under the bus. Would that work?
I still don't understand how he got away from the first cancel wave, kek
Because he didn't do anything.
Yeah, sure Danny
who?
He didn't even breathe? He must not be human then
Who was the hottest girl Danny sunk his hooks into?
Nudes?
Post ol shrunk tittos
Does she talks about her drug addiction?
That's Miranda Cosgrove
Ole tootos shrunk
Read the description on the first bra, and then remember she's now said that her mom would give her daily breast exams and shower with her and realize that it probably wasn't a joke.
all memes aside, that’s really fricked up
Is it washed at least
Why the frick would you want it to be washed
I hope Jennette ships these in ziplock bags
Because it's a hundred bucks?
Dan "The can" Schneider
Dan "Hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider