Sam was trying to satirize the politics of the time Sam’s little brother was unironically a Hitler worshipper calling for the end of minorities and the day of the great rope. I seriously don’t know how he gets away with it, but everything I ask people think I mean Sam so I never get an answer. Genius.
>moot(AKAm00t,m00tle,mootykins,mt,Doug,mοοt!Εp8pui8Vw2 ##Αdminand (the)homosexual, "real"nameChristopher Poole(akaChris Poole) orRobert GoinorRick Benson), is acompletely respectable Mexicantreacherousjewwho, after turning into a swan and raping the maidenInternets, conceivedCinemaphileand inventedmemes. It offers freepornof multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator. >Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun,Mexico; also known asMootxico. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree inMexican studies. All the while spreading a deadly concoction ofdiabetes,cancer,AIDS, andepic failwhich combined to formswine flu. >In addition, his life goal is to bethe little girl. >Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkwardfricktardwhothinkshe is anInternetscelebrity, makingCinemaphilehis own personal army
objectively couldn't tell you but I can tell you what a fricking piece of garbage the first star trek film is. it's a rehash of a half hour long episode plot stretched for two hours of 2001 knock off terribleness. it's a miracle they managed to make wrath of khan after that disaster.
you joke but at this point a sizable portion of the morons browsing this forum weren't around for mootykins which is a knife in the gut
I'd really like to know the demographics of this site. If that "you can never leave" meme is true the average age of this site should be growing older over time yet it feels like I'm surrounded by zoomers sometimes.
don't tell me you guys actually become functional humans at some point and leave the site
objectively couldn't tell you but I can tell you what a fricking piece of garbage the first star trek film is. it's a rehash of a half hour long episode plot stretched for two hours of 2001 knock off terribleness. it's a miracle they managed to make wrath of khan after that disaster.
you joke but at this point a sizable portion of the morons browsing this forum weren't around for mootykins which is a knife in the gut
when I joined the memes on this board were green oval, kaiji, abatap, durn to ya, m night shyamalan next spielberg, what is that a scar, etc
sometimes I lay awake at night wondering where all the tripgays went
>I'd really like to know the demographics of this site. If that "you can never leave" meme is true the average age of this site should be growing older over time yet it feels like I'm surrounded by zoomers sometimes.
even if that was true it's counteracted by the fact that site traffic has at least tripled since 2010
(as an aside the fact my meme image to demonstrate that fact is from 2016 and now 6 years old hurts my fricking heart). so even if we have 100% oldgay retention we've been swamped by the hordes of new posters who've started posting since
>sessions >traffic >at the dawn of when data plans started becoming ubiquitous >meaning you weren't tied to a desktop and could shitpost on the bus >same user >double the "sessions"
I'm surprised after each of those events they didn't immediately dip back down, which shows there's something about this site that captivates people and hooks them, and the only issue is getting them here in the first place.
Honestly I feel like any half competent person could have monitized this site better, especially taking advantage of twitter censorship and the culture war.
With all due respect, I think Monster-a-Go-Go is worse than both of those movies. Both cats and Manos follow into the so bad its good category, and the lore behind Manos makes the end product very interesting. Monster-a-Go-Go, on the other hand, is a boring, soulless, and unfinished mess that lacks any redeeming qualities
I disagree. Cats was awful in every perceivable way. I personally enjoyed Manos and Monster-a-Go-Go and I see where you're coming from, but if it wasn't for Torgo then Manos would definitely be on the bottom of the list.
It hit peak shit just before he left because of his b***h girlfriend and her fricking him hard. He gave mods tons of power and hired her troony friends to shit up the board until hiroshimoot fixed everything. The Cinemaphile community has gone to shit, but I think it may never recover from what homosexual moot did just before fricking off to work at israelitegle
The bans have gotten way worse, draconic even. Literally banned my entire phone's network from my state. He changed the captcha too. Nobody else does captcha like this. All to incentivize Cinemaphile passes
You realize it was enough to get him hired at google for a decade right? Vote manipulation or not he was time's top 100 at one point. He testified in the palin trial and probably would've done so again for the celeb leaks if he had been here.
he could easily ghost write an autobio and make a couple of million off that.
he's a massive failure in everything he tries to do the site became successful in spite of him not because of him. all he did was copy a asiatic website and all the improvements they made to the site were just ripped off from 3rd party extensions
Roller Ball the Remake.
I still can't not watch that. It was so bad LL Cool J Demanded he be killed off.
And he was. Like randomly 2/3s of the way into the movie
In a 30 minute old shitty old school night vision scene.
randomly jumping a bridge and getting shot
and no one mentions him again
for the rest of the movie
It's really just that bad. It's not even good bad or morbius bad. It's just bad. I mean who shoots 30 minutes of like 90's nightvision scene for no reason. It looks bad, everytign is dubbed you have no idea what's going on. It's just that bad. It's like being punished but being bored at the same time. You can't even make fun of it it's that bad.
Fantasia 2000 grade sort of functions as a disqualification for multiple reasons. One of which was it just simply and literally repackaging Sorcerers Apprentice. That would've been walk out and demand my money back time. Other reasons too.
You haven't seen the worst movie of all time. >Because the worst film ever made is sitting in a can in someone' basement in Peoria, and no one has ever seen it.
(At 14:39 in the interview)
>objectively
probably a home video none of us will ever see, or a movie some studio had produced and couldn't pay theatres to take which we haven't seen
I don't know since I don't watch that many movies, but it would involve either capes or anime
Tree of Life
Black Panther
who is that
seriously who the frick is that
a punching bag from a time when Cinemaphile was actually fun and not just rehashed frogs and soijaks
Sam Hyde’s younger brother. He started the “he can’t keep getting away with it” meme and got away with it without anyone referencing him.
why was Sam's younger brother able to be funny but Sam wasn't?
Sam was trying to satirize the politics of the time Sam’s little brother was unironically a Hitler worshipper calling for the end of minorities and the day of the great rope. I seriously don’t know how he gets away with it, but everything I ask people think I mean Sam so I never get an answer. Genius.
Jesse Eisenberg playing as Zuckerberg
a redditor.
>moot(AKAm00t,m00tle,mootykins,mt,Doug,mοοt!Εp8pui8Vw2 ##Αdminand (the)homosexual, "real"nameChristopher Poole(akaChris Poole) orRobert GoinorRick Benson), is acompletely respectable Mexicantreacherousjewwho, after turning into a swan and raping the maidenInternets, conceivedCinemaphileand inventedmemes. It offers freepornof multitudinous varieties, but, like a pay-per-view phoenix, dies every new moon and must be resurrected by shedding the blood of a donator.
>Moot then takes this money and flees to Cancun,Mexico; also known asMootxico. He has prepared for this by graduating from grade school with a degree inMexican studies. All the while spreading a deadly concoction ofdiabetes,cancer,AIDS, andepic failwhich combined to formswine flu.
>In addition, his life goal is to bethe little girl.
>Lately his popularity has changed due to him becoming an awkwardfricktardwhothinkshe is anInternetscelebrity, makingCinemaphilehis own personal army
a CIA field agent
objectively couldn't tell you but I can tell you what a fricking piece of garbage the first star trek film is. it's a rehash of a half hour long episode plot stretched for two hours of 2001 knock off terribleness. it's a miracle they managed to make wrath of khan after that disaster.
you joke but at this point a sizable portion of the morons browsing this forum weren't around for mootykins which is a knife in the gut
I'd really like to know the demographics of this site. If that "you can never leave" meme is true the average age of this site should be growing older over time yet it feels like I'm surrounded by zoomers sometimes.
don't tell me you guys actually become functional humans at some point and leave the site
I'm turning 30 in a few months. I've been here since 2009. My browsing slowed before COVID because I had life shit to do, but it never stopped.
when I joined the memes on this board were green oval, kaiji, abatap, durn to ya, m night shyamalan next spielberg, what is that a scar, etc
sometimes I lay awake at night wondering where all the tripgays went
>I'd really like to know the demographics of this site. If that "you can never leave" meme is true the average age of this site should be growing older over time yet it feels like I'm surrounded by zoomers sometimes.
even if that was true it's counteracted by the fact that site traffic has at least tripled since 2010
(as an aside the fact my meme image to demonstrate that fact is from 2016 and now 6 years old hurts my fricking heart). so even if we have 100% oldgay retention we've been swamped by the hordes of new posters who've started posting since
>sessions
>traffic
>at the dawn of when data plans started becoming ubiquitous
>meaning you weren't tied to a desktop and could shitpost on the bus
>same user
>double the "sessions"
I'm surprised after each of those events they didn't immediately dip back down, which shows there's something about this site that captivates people and hooks them, and the only issue is getting them here in the first place.
Honestly I feel like any half competent person could have monitized this site better, especially taking advantage of twitter censorship and the culture war.
Who is that guy in your OP pic?
you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Poole the Wise? It's not a story SomethingAwful would tell you
Cats, followed by Manos, The Hands of Fate
With all due respect, I think Monster-a-Go-Go is worse than both of those movies. Both cats and Manos follow into the so bad its good category, and the lore behind Manos makes the end product very interesting. Monster-a-Go-Go, on the other hand, is a boring, soulless, and unfinished mess that lacks any redeeming qualities
I disagree. Cats was awful in every perceivable way. I personally enjoyed Manos and Monster-a-Go-Go and I see where you're coming from, but if it wasn't for Torgo then Manos would definitely be on the bottom of the list.
Anyone else notice that Cinemaphile went to shit as soon as moot left? Or maybe it was the 2016 election. I can't remember at this point.
It hit peak shit just before he left because of his b***h girlfriend and her fricking him hard. He gave mods tons of power and hired her troony friends to shit up the board until hiroshimoot fixed everything. The Cinemaphile community has gone to shit, but I think it may never recover from what homosexual moot did just before fricking off to work at israelitegle
Gamergate.
2012 Smith-Mundt Modernization Act.
yup
The bans have gotten way worse, draconic even. Literally banned my entire phone's network from my state. He changed the captcha too. Nobody else does captcha like this. All to incentivize Cinemaphile passes
Probably something from James Rolfe.
Star wars or taxi driver
why hasn't he parlayed his fame and brand into another successful startup?
>his fame and brand
LOL
>hmmm created some website called Cinemaphile…let’s take a look and see what that is….
You realize it was enough to get him hired at google for a decade right? Vote manipulation or not he was time's top 100 at one point. He testified in the palin trial and probably would've done so again for the celeb leaks if he had been here.
he could easily ghost write an autobio and make a couple of million off that.
he's a massive failure in everything he tries to do the site became successful in spite of him not because of him. all he did was copy a asiatic website and all the improvements they made to the site were just ripped off from 3rd party extensions
Is there any consensus on his coding abilities?
Star Wars prequels, sequels, rouge One and Solo.
I dare anyone to sit through the whole thing
I watch it at least twice a year
If you can get through the shower opening, there's nothing more insufferable after that.
I did and I want a gritty sequel.
Roller Ball the Remake.
I still can't not watch that. It was so bad LL Cool J Demanded he be killed off.
And he was. Like randomly 2/3s of the way into the movie
In a 30 minute old shitty old school night vision scene.
randomly jumping a bridge and getting shot
and no one mentions him again
for the rest of the movie
It's really just that bad. It's not even good bad or morbius bad. It's just bad. I mean who shoots 30 minutes of like 90's nightvision scene for no reason. It looks bad, everytign is dubbed you have no idea what's going on. It's just that bad. It's like being punished but being bored at the same time. You can't even make fun of it it's that bad.
Dammit. I blame mexicans.
just part of the scene. it just keeps going like this. it's so bad.
Morbius wasn't bad, though. It was just plain as frick.
Anything made by The Asylum. I don't care if they're supposed to be bad, doing something ironically is still doing something.
Fantasia 2000 grade sort of functions as a disqualification for multiple reasons. One of which was it just simply and literally repackaging Sorcerers Apprentice. That would've been walk out and demand my money back time. Other reasons too.
If it counts, the AVGN movie is the only movie that I literally can't watch. 15 minutes in I nope the frick out
You haven't seen the worst movie of all time.
>Because the worst film ever made is sitting in a can in someone' basement in Peoria, and no one has ever seen it.
(At 14:39 in the interview)
https://proudlyresents.com/sandy/
wrong
I believe OP was requesting the worst, not the funnest
Based. Most Reddit movie for sure.
Suicide Squad (2016)
any femanons here want to arrange a marriage with me for tax benefits?
You need to have an income for tax benefits anon
no country for old men
such a dogshit movie
>objectively
probably a home video none of us will ever see, or a movie some studio had produced and couldn't pay theatres to take which we haven't seen