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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too lazy to think of your own shit post material?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel quips

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I guess there were lots of cuts in action scenes, especially in the 1st movie

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aragorn's receding hairline is GROSS

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the hobbits look like 40 y old manchildren

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are in the novels too.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Return of the King is a bloated shitfest full off CGI.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t Aragorn just take two wives

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Theatrical cuts leaving Saruman's fate a complete mystery. How they resolved it in the extended cuts wasn't exactly the greatest thing ever and it was a major departure from the books but it was still preferable to just completely overlooking the final arc of a major character

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Legolas shield surfing
    >I am no man
    That's about it. Still a 10/10.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poor CGI and cheesy quips in the battles, especially in the 3rd movie.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too much focus on action, and almost no singing at all. Therefore not a faithful representation of Tolkien's work.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot.
    >Gimli comic relief
    >Merry and Pippin comic relief
    >No Bombadil
    >No Glorfindel
    I have some other issues as well, but those are nitpicks. Still great movies despite the flaws.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Glorfindel
      Was a shit character tho
      >op powers
      >does basically nothing in the whole book just chills

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's this one line from Gimli at the end of The Two Towers, where he and Legolas are talking about kills and he's sat upon a dead urukhai. He says something to the effect of
      >..he's twitching cause he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system
      I just get bothered by the idea that everyone knows what the nervous system is. Did the elves have someone's body dissected on a stone table where they poked and prodded areas of the brain? Did they graph it out and include it in a missive they sent off to the dwarves and men?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Did the elves have someone's body dissected on a stone table where they poked and prodded areas of the brain? Did they graph it out and include it in a missive they sent off to the dwarves and men?
        Yeah, it was in the letters

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    elijah wood looks like a total gay with incredible homolust for sam's wiener

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's lore accurate, though. homosexual Gaggins lusted after Sam but was rejected because Sam wasn't actually gay. The whole series is about his struggle with rejection and coming to terms with not getting laid.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >The overreliance on CGI
    >The “le funny XD” mid-battle quips
    >The sterile, plastic cinematography

    There’s three I can think of.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ghost army

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not long enough

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    immersion-breaking Wilhelm screams.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of the CGI does not hold up
    Practically any scene that involves real people being inserted or interacting with CGI stuff looks quite bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a big-ass obvious light being cast on the structures in this webm

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It is never explained what happened to all the black elves, dwarves, hobbits and humans that used to be everywhere in Middle Earth.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Easterlings should have had more screen time

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Legolas is a stoic sniper instead of the joyful warrior-poet he was in the novel
    >Pellennor fields in ROTK is too CGI-heavy
    >Denethor's death was unintentionally silly even if it was accurate to the novels (sometimes book-accuracy doesn't translate well on screen)
    >not enough Arwen
    >some of the stuff in the extended versions should have been in the theatricals
    >warg battle in TTT doesn't add anything
    Other than that these movies get so much right that it seems petty to overly criticize them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sometimes book-accuracy doesn't translate well on screen)
      begone foul dwimmerlaik, lord of cringe
      leave the faithful adaptations in peace!

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they just Uber the One Ring into Mount Doom?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The extended edition of return of the king is garbage

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no knights of dol amroth

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Legolas getting more and more moronic fight scenes
    >Im no man
    Way too much shit cut from the books

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would be forgivable if they weren't visibly rotating out of the hill

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no blacks
    Edit: nvm i misunderstood the question

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