What's the consensus?

Do you think he accepted the Bond role due to the fact that he's about to star in a Sony Marvel bomb that would tank his career? Did he see the writing on the wall with Madame Web?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he accepted it because, as a male israelite, he knows how to suck female wiener, which seems to be required with the role now.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gay voice

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every show that runs longer than 2 seasons inevitably becomes sloppa even if it gives you occasional glimpses of quality to keep you locked in.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't turn down Bond unless you're fricking insane. Craig put it best. Hate him or like him (I hate him) but he was honest.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sitting in a bar at 60 talking to strangers at all is fricking sad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the point. It's British self deprecating tongue in cheek humour.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that’s something a homosexual that was molested would say to finally feel validated.
      Isn’t he gay?
      Makes sense.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The level of projection is insane, take your meds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > I accepted the offer to play as Bond, I don't want to feel regret when I'm 60 🙂
        > lmao what are you? Gaaaayyy?

        ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have to agree with him on this, even if most of his Bond films sucked.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't turn down Bond unless you're fricking insane. Craig put it best. Hate him or like him (I hate him) but he was honest.

        Id shout back "no you weren't" and wouldn't buy him shit. But fortunately I only go to toxic straight bars so I don't have to worry about this very scenario

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BASED

          Dalton was also in Penny Dreadful and Doom Patrol. Though whether or not he had a stellar post Bond career is debatable.

          They didn't have any stellar careers barring Connery and maybe Pierce but let's be real here, they were James Bond. That's the Mount Rushmore of movies. I doubt they give two shits they don't win golden israelite awards, they have a bigger legacy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a gay bar at that! No homo, I just don't vibe in regular bars haha

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suspected this would occur due to the current political climate. Superman is israeli too. I guess Gunn's Batman will be too.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than the alternative, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Better than the alternative, anon.
        truly if the choices were
        >black
        >female
        >israeli
        and that^ are your only choices, period
        is kickass...ok?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, a handsome white guy (white-passing) who looks the part on paper is the best choice.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jon Hamm will be Gunn's Batman

        I suspected this would occur due to the current political climate. Superman is israeli too. I guess Gunn's Batman will be too.

        There you go . https://www.google.com/amp/s/variety.com/2024/film/news/jake-gyllenhaal-playing-batman-honor-lost-batman-begins-1235945847/amp/

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >expressed interest
          means nothing yet

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They just said he hasn't been cast, not that he isn't considered. Same thing with Craig back in 05 if you remember. The reports came out, they denied it, Craig played coy for a long while then 20 years and 5 movies went by.

              Why are you so invested in ATJ’s career?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Hamm will be Gunn's Batman

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would’ve been perfect 10-15 years ago.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superman and Batman were created by israelites so that's fine. James Bond was partially inspired by a israeli spy. so that's somewhat fine. (He must be English about all.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're overplaying their hand like usual. 110 coming up.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, he probably accepted it because its fricking james bond you mong

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's been like 20 different people "reportedly chosen"
    Are they making like multiverse bond? Or could it be that people just make up shit for clicks and ad revenue

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Sun also broke Daniel Craig's casting before anyone had even put him as a candidate in 200.5 I vividly remember EON and other media disproving it immediately after to quench the fire just to announce it later on anyway. It's 100 him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      multiverse-hopping Young Bond where he travels back and forward in time, using de-aging to bring back Sean, and under the mentorship of Dalton and Brosnan, would be too much kino for us mere mortals to handle. also the time-travel bit was already done by austin powers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gen x or millennial?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          millennial. i haven't seen the multiverse spiderman yet because i hate tom holland and that ugly b***h who plays mj.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i really hope the next james bond isn't fricking kick-ass

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cautiously optimistic
    I'm hoping he actually wants to be Bond (unlike Craig).

    If so it will instantly make things better. Since Bond tends to take some cues from other films of the time I'm hoping his movies will return to fun Bond and Craig Bond will never be mentioned

    Unfortunately, based on comments about Bond being "cracked emotionally" or something like that with Craig by a producer I'm sure we will still get over done drama pieces in some form, but hopefully less so as it's a new actor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could see there being a possibility they try to do some Bond shared/extended universe. Sure, arguably that trend has passed but, I wouldn't put it pass them to try and jump on it after it has passed.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They almost tried it after die another day with a jinx spin off
        Didn't happen, but the script got aped and the airport sequence rolled into Casino Royale iirc

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >They almost tried it after die another day with a jinx spin off
          Apparently they also considered doing it with Wai Lin from TND. Though on both accounts I think it was more Barbara floating the idea and no one else at the time giving the shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Seems like she tries to do that with every female character she can. Floats an idea out into the ether to see if anyone bites.
            Time and again she has found no takers.
            I think that maybe why she wants to emasculate Bond so much.
            All her own ideas have been shot down as being shit.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think she just wants to make money

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She doesn't need to make money, she was born into it. She meddles with Bond to signal to the world she's not just a nepo baby which she is.

                lol you’re a fat fricking israelite.
                GTA is bigger than James Bond, especially now since boomers with 0 taste are finally sitting down and shutting the frick up.

                Marvel up until EndGame is GTA

                Once again, you’re a fat fricking israelite.

                >Marvel up until Endgame is GTA
                You're a fricking waste of space indian if you think Marvel will ever be as big as Bond.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but Marvel is much bigger than Bond. When was the last time you saw a kid with a James Bond backpack?

                >Cast him for all I care, I'd unironically rather Idris Alba than this
                you'd rather some fricking meme nog than this kid? You're certifiably insane. He's young, he's experienced and they're going for a younger, Gen Z-appealing Bond anyway. Bond has moved beyond being Connery or Brosnan. It doesn't mean pozzed, it means that Bond can be whoever as long as three principles remain: he's a cool action hero, white British and works for MI6.

                >this kid
                >they're going for a younger, Gen Z-appealing Bond
                Lolmao

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel is a bubble. James Bond has been going on for 60 years. You are insane.

                Bond changes and that's what has kept the character relevant for so long. He's an avatar of the male ideal and whatever form that takes. You must cast a Bond that you know appeals to the generation at hand and that's what they did. We can still watch the Pierce movies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jews are not appealing though, just like nobody likes Zendaya but they keep pushing her everywhere

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We'll see. I feel like, for better or worse, this is best case scenario. I guess it's a testament to how dire the industry is but hey, he's not black, gay or a woman or all of that combined.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Worse, he is a israelite and israelites are the ones pushing all that shit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Marvel is a bubble. James Bond has been going on for 60 years
                Marvel predates Bond. To the extent kids care less about superheros today than they did 10, 20, 60 years ago it’s because of the competition from anime. Bond as a cultural phenomenon is for boomers and britpoppers

                > kept the character relevant for so long
                lol

                > You must cast a Bond that you know appeals to the generation at hand and that's what they did
                Again, lol

                > We
                Who is we? I am a zoomer, people my age and younger don’t care about James Bond.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I am a zoomer
                There it fricking is. Don't post here.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >"I understand the younger generations and what they like. We must try to appeal to them"
                >"AAAAAH IS THAT YOUNG PERSON TELLING ME WHAT THEY LIKE? GET HIM OUT OF HERE I’M GOING INSANE SAVE ME PIERCE BROSNAN

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TikTok and zoomer social media are awash with Patrick Bateman memes, young people obsessing and identifying with cool movie characters. Bond started all of that. Bond fandom is a lifestyle, almost. He's the original archetype. Yes, Craig made the character a relic with his shit movies but if they lean into that he can be bigger than ever especially with this media-obsessed generation.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you, Amy Pascal.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have to wonder how worse things would be if Michael G. Wilson was not there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends how they want to do it. No 00 shit, it's either some kino Felix Leiter spinoff ala Burn Notice. That'd be interesting.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're never getting fun, chauvinist Bond back. The powers in charge of the IP will keep pushing Bond further and further into cuck territory. He will never be the star of his own story again. It will just be the increasingly ugly Bond girls.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really like him in everything, so it's good news.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would assume he took Bond because it is Bond. It's not like he is some character actors who is picky about his roles. By taking the role he is going to get high profile fame and a paycheck for several years.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which role is bigger? Bond or Batman? Of course, it's fricking James Bond but still.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is more culturally influential but Bond is a ‘bigger’ role for an actor in the sense that there are fewer of them, but it hurts the rest of your career in a way Batman doesn’t.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman is more culturally influential
        I don't think this is true. Bond is like the GTA of movies, it's an event each time a new one comes out. NTTD made more money than The Batman despite being released at a time where COVID had calmed down.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol you’re a fat fricking israelite.
          GTA is bigger than James Bond, especially now since boomers with 0 taste are finally sitting down and shutting the frick up.

          Marvel up until EndGame is GTA

          Once again, you’re a fat fricking israelite.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >but it hurts the rest of your career in a way Batman doesn’t.
        Sean Connery says otherwise
        >hunt for red October
        >the man who would be king
        >the rock
        >last crusade
        Haven't ever seen it but I have a suspicion he's great in a bridge too far as well

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does it hurt your career? Connery had several notable roles after. Lazenby wasn't really an actor to begin with and was apparently unpopular to work with. Moore already had a major career before Bond and by the time he left Bond he was old and basically retired. Bond revitalised Brosnan's career and he still did fairly well afterwards. Craig has those Knives Out films. You mention Batman, Adam West is perhaps the go to example of a role hurting an actors career.

          Connery is the exception, Craig’s done ok too but I think that’s because Hollywood is starved for stars. But even so, Craig or Brosnan are still primarily associated with Bond in a way Bale or Kilmer or Clooney or Affleck aren’t, less so for Keaton. Bond takes over an actor’s image in a way Batman doesn’t.

          I think Bond's influence is easy to understate as it is that high we can easily take it for granted. To paraphrase a comment I saw by another anon, Bond is the LOTR of spy fiction: everything is either copying it, parodying it or positioning itself as being the opposite to it.

          >Batman is more culturally influential
          I don't think this is true. Bond is like the GTA of movies, it's an event each time a new one comes out. NTTD made more money than The Batman despite being released at a time where COVID had calmed down.

          Yes but everything influential about Bond was already done by the Connery film, no Bond movie since then has really influenced other films or the broader culture, it’s the other way around. When Skyfall came out everyone noted that it was aesthetically aping two things: the classic Connery films and The Dark Knight. Bond is also not really meaningful to young people and hasn’t been in a long time, maybe millennials were the last people for whom Bond was a youth phenomenon and largely because of the Goldeneye game.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sean Connery says otherwise
          Literally every other Bond didnt have a career after Bond.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think Bond's influence is easy to understate as it is that high we can easily take it for granted. To paraphrase a comment I saw by another anon, Bond is the LOTR of spy fiction: everything is either copying it, parodying it or positioning itself as being the opposite to it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Does it hurt your career? Connery had several notable roles after. Lazenby wasn't really an actor to begin with and was apparently unpopular to work with. Moore already had a major career before Bond and by the time he left Bond he was old and basically retired. Bond revitalised Brosnan's career and he still did fairly well afterwards. Craig has those Knives Out films. You mention Batman, Adam West is perhaps the go to example of a role hurting an actors career.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Connery's career was in the dumpster for all of the 1970s until a revival in the mid 80s due to The Name of the Rose.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dalton did hot fuzz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dalton was also in Penny Dreadful and Doom Patrol. Though whether or not he had a stellar post Bond career is debatable.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    agent double oh shalom

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Cavill no buy. Even Cillian Murphy would have been a hard sale. Craig himself never fully fit the role because he was rough and ugly to the end. He was far more like Jason Bourne than James Bond. Bond is all about charm, style and sass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cillian Murphy
      No.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s a very inoffensive casting but will come off as political since they blew their load trying to push for a black/female Bond.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    clive warren should've been bond instead craig

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean Clive owen

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think this is a terrible choice. I think Aaron is a bad actor, I think he's too well known as "that guy" in a bunch of mediocre movies. He's not manly, or masculine, he's just a wealthy guy who takes steroids and works out. But I don't see a "man" when I look at him, which is what Bond is. I just see a kid on gear playing dress up. Cast him for all I care, I'd unironically rather Idris Alba than this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cast him for all I care, I'd unironically rather Idris Alba than this
      you'd rather some fricking meme nog than this kid? You're certifiably insane. He's young, he's experienced and they're going for a younger, Gen Z-appealing Bond anyway. Bond has moved beyond being Connery or Brosnan. It doesn't mean pozzed, it means that Bond can be whoever as long as three principles remain: he's a cool action hero, white British and works for MI6.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really like him in anything so this is bad news

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The right Bond for the tiktok-generation.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not true. You've fallen for an anonymous source printed in The Sun of all things.

    >The BBC has approached Taylor-Johnson. Eon Productions which makes the Bond films has said they don't comment on speculation, however a production insider has told BBC News there is "no truth in the rumours".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They just said he hasn't been cast, not that he isn't considered. Same thing with Craig back in 05 if you remember. The reports came out, they denied it, Craig played coy for a long while then 20 years and 5 movies went by.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's all hype for the inevitable iris Elba announcement which I personally am all for

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet your wife's boyfriend will be right by your side when it happens.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's 52.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible choice. I know its been said to death but it should have been Cavill. He's done tons of spy movies, seems to be his one niche that he's been successful at. Would get men and women in seats, date night movie type of thing. ATJ is... idk too prissy

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      White beauty is forbidden chud

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whenever they pick a new Bond everybody is skeptical. All they need to do is focus on the writers and making a really good script. Which at this point is impossible. So more mediocrity it is.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused, Cinemaphile has been telling me for years the next Bond would be a black lady. What happened?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >another bloke that looks nothing like Bond

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My name is Bergblatt, Rabbi Chaim Bergblatt
    >penis, circumsized, not raw

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it weird that there's two actors in the limelight right now with more or less the same manufactured names?

    Anya taylor-joy
    Aaron taylor-johnson

    It's weird right?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've posted this before many times but three names are using satanic magic on you. Your brain stores them differently and allows you to recall them more easily as a result since there are less of them to sort through than regular namers. These people use this to obtain undeserved fame. It's imperative that you never use their three names but refuse them entirely. When speaking of them use their first and last name of your preference. Please be careful, people who use satanic magic in seemingly minor ways will certainly be happy to harm you in other ways too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >least schizo Cinemaphile poster

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Name Black actors who could pull off Bond on merit.
    >Denzel
    Now he's too old of course. Anyone else?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idris. Denzel is a good actor but not British. He's better suited for something like The Equalizer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idris. Denzel is a good actor but not British. He's better suited for something like The Equalizer.

      The one and only John Boyega

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Denzel
      No.
      Are you fricking high or trolling?

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    With the hiring of Aaron Taylor-Johnson to play James Bond now every single character has been played by a israelite, thus closing the darkest chapter of history: the time in which there were characters that had never been played by a israelite.
    BTW Hollywood has a white overrepresentation problem. Didn't you read the articles the media wrote about it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks are the real israelites

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guess you can say he has a license to shill

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would it have made much difference who they got? Say they did get Cavill, you can see by The Witcher how little influence he ultimately had.

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