What's the critic's fricking problem here?

What's the critic's fricking problem here?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The series follows Lieutenant Commander James Reece (Chris Pratt) after his platoon of Navy SEALs are ambushed while on a covert mission. Reece returns home to his family with conflicting memories of the event and questions about his culpability. As new evidence comes to light, Reece discovers dark forces working against him, endangering not only his life but the lives of those he loves.

    what the frick are the "dark forces"?

    there is no synposis i can find that delves deeper into this, what the frick. is it gay science fiction, is it government traitors, pedos, what

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally evil corporations experimenting on soldiers

      im on episode 6 and its decent, these critics are gays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much corrupt goverment officials and corporations

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also the reason why it doesnt exactly explain who these dark forces are is because its kind of a spoiler

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jews, as always.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Corporations and billionaires cooperating with the government to frick over the people of the US

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        why arent there any navy seals actually doing this now?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    in fairness, it does sound shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its pretty unrealistic if that bothers you and there are a lot of scenes where the main character is imagining things but if that doesnt bother you its actually pretty good especially compared to most of the other shit coming out these days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Its pretty unrealistic if that bothers you
        nah it's just the whole boomer worship of the military + the "heroic soldier who has been let down/undermined/betrayed by the powers that be" thing has been done to death.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it's 2022, everything has been done to death.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not dark and alphabetic enough

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >American flag on my hat!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Non-whites throwing a tantrum again.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not a great show by any means but it's not worse than a 5/10. The performances are just ok. Always down for some operator kino though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Always down for some operator kino though.
      meh
      theyre homosexuals

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    outside hollywood ecosystem, so must attack and destroy.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the most direct comparison I can make is to the Shooter film with Mark Wahlberg. The one man army thing has been done a lot. It's not a bad genre but the show doesn't really do anything to keep it fresh aside from the hallucinations.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    their target audience thinks that axehead looks fricking stupid

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >HOO RA I'm never leaving a man behind!
    >I'm holding a log on this beach, with my fellow MARINES OOOORA and we're never letting go because we're AMERICAN military BROSKIS!
    >I'm clearing my corners and tilting my gun every which way cuz I'm an AMERICAN MILITARY MAN and that's the super cool thing to do!
    >CHK CHK look at my cool hardware, oh you think my best buddy would use a 9mm gun? HA that's where you're wrong BUDDY, he liked that other type of gun so he'd DEFINITELY never ever suicide himself with his less preferred gun!
    Why are american males so cringe?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      go kill your sister Achmed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that really a plot point? Chris Pratt uncovers the truth to the whole conspiracy because his buddy killed himself with a 9mm? I guess that's fine if they explicitly set up that his buddy was a caliber-queen and would never even own a 9mm. But if his buddy had a "favorite" gun, it's likely being a military man his buddy would own many guns; who knows which gun his buddy would use for suicide. I don't think my friends know which tool I would prefer to use for suicide, that's not really buddy talk. but i'll tell you all here that I would pay a high end escort to do choking play with me using her thighs but I would take my nerve pain medicine first that interferes with my breathing and also have her wriite down a safeword on a piece of paper that I wont read

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It actually is a plot point, the show is beyond stupid. But look at the target audience, money for jam.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Allah Akba-
      >-AGHHHH!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. europoor mad that this irrelevant country is always going to have to rely on the uncouth yanks for his country's defense

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't really get why he kills everyone on that island tho. Up to this point they always go some lengths to avoid killing anyone not on the list, even people directly working for the "bad guy". But here he kills people who where just hired to protect an elected official.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >go kill your sister Achmed

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >And Achmed killed another of his sisters before fricking his fathers goat

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    navy seals are the most corrupt fricked up group of dudes in the military. theyre like a operator branch of the CIA selling drugs and doming anyone they want. The idea that a navy seal is going to come back from a mission and hunt down corruption is pure propaganda

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are leftwing political activists

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's written by a conservative ex navy seal
    The books shit on liberals and democrats all the time, they removed that from the show but i'm sure the people reviewing it know exactly what the intentions and message behind the show is
    Overthrowing government officials and portraying crazy conspiracy theories and validating the belies of right wing christian navy seals is a no no, specially after muh insurrection

  17. 2 years ago
    afatoldman

    The problem isn't the critics, its the audience. I long ago realized that the critics get it right far more than the audience does. Remember half the audience literally have double digit IQs.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pratt will never be arnold no matter how much he wishes he could be
    his career literally took off because he recognized rae dawn chong at the bubba gump restaurant he was working at and got connections through her

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching first few episodes, pretty decent, much better than what reviews say
    >Easily above average operator kino
    >Protagonist is basically Jason Bourne but mixed with the Navy SEAL copypasta
    >Puts together pretty cool, realistic heist-like plans to efficiently single out his enemies and capture/kill them with the help of his spook brother, sneaking past their security, finding the locations of their safehouses etc.
    >5-6 episodes in
    >mfw he iterally detonates an IED in the middle of a busy downtown street and then begins a mass shooting
    how the frick did they get away with this

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Critics are homosexualS. Biggest homosexualS in existence.
    They see a nice piece of chocolate cake
    >IT"S A PIECE OF SHIT !!!!!!!!!
    They see a bucket of diarrhea, with blood and vomit
    >IT"S FOOD OF GODS!!!!!!!! WE WILL EAT IT!!!!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they are homosexuals and chris pratt is not a homosexual

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