what's the harry potter equivalent for zoomers?
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what's the harry potter equivalent for zoomers?
what's the harry potter equivalent for zoomers?
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hunger games or mcu
Hunger Games is millennial.
This image is moronic considering mils were the primary audience for the original show. The frick are you thinking
Stranger things is the closest match
Harry Potter
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yup. remember that Zoomers don't read, and when they do it's just recycling old Millennial hits like HP, Hunger Games, Twilight, etc.
im a zoomer and i've read Dracula,1984,the man in the high castle, paradise lost,vampire hunter D and im currently reading the divine comedy
wtf reading is gay now?
See, recycling!
Good taste.
is vampire hunter D worth reading? i love the films.
This. the last book series I remember being a thing was the Hunger Games and copycats like Divergent for a bit. These were millennial. Has there been any book that became popular since the Hunger Games?
let me really rack my brain for a second... Hunger Games, Divergent, Percy Jackson, Maze Runner, Mortal Instruments, Shadow and Bone... i think those are all of the last, big YA series from the late 2000's and early 2010's. but nah, i haven't seen zoomers gravitate towards a series of books in the same way either. i feel like it would be difficult to miss if it were happening, just based on how quickly memes propagate and how on-the-ball Hollywood/Netflix are about film adaptations.
Not even, Harry Potter is a very Christian narrative, zoomers can't into that
Perfect kind of small-minded moron who laughs automatically because of the "ehehe it funny cause answer is the question" trope but doesn't understand that doesn't actually work in this case.
Do you know any zoomers? I do and many of them are in fact into Harry Potter.
>Not even, Harry Potter is a very Christian narrative
christcucks really are >100 IQ aren't they.
>christcucks really are >100 IQ aren't they.
Funny how problems sometimes have a way of solving themselves, don't they.
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Most of you act like zoomers are 12 and not in their 20s/late teens
Millennials can't cope with the fact that they're old and 30+, so they pretend that Zoomers are all literal 12 year olds.
I see so many zoomers repeat this like a mantra I really wonder if it's another facet of your state-issued programming
>what's the harry potter equivalent for zoomers?
people reacting to harry potter on youtube
pretty much
Something with getting cucked
The Netflix Adaptation: Daquarious Jogger and the Goblet of Troonshine.
There is none, Harry Potter couldn't be made today
you forgot the terf staircase that keeps boys out of the girls' rooms and throws trannies into a woodchipper
wtf I like Harry Potter now
Roblox
Minecon
Stranger things? I don’t know what babies like.
Stranger Things is for Gen Xers, which is weird because it was made by two millennials who were barely conscious in the 80s.
>It looks like the 80s so it's made for people from then
I guess Dunkirk was for the few senile WW2 survivors out there then? moron
Dunkirk isn't meant to make WW2 veterans nostalgic.
Neither is Stranger Things trying to make anyone actually from the 80s nostalgic
>Neither is Stranger Things trying to make anyone actually from the 80s nostalgic
You have to be a total fricking moron to think that Stranger Things is not trying to make 80s kids nostalgic.
how the frick is stranger things for gen x?
they can't get basic shit right, like how season 1 is set in 83 but the cars and music are often from much later in the decade or even the 90s
It'd be like setting something in 2002 and having everyone glued to smartphones and rainbow flags everywhere.
>cars and music are often from much later in the decade or even the 90s
give 3 examples
Nothing you said is even right
ATLA
ATLA is millennial as frick.
ATLA
>Saw trailer for "Avatar: The Way of Water"
>Friend goes "Oh yeah I forgot about that movie. It's a long time for a sequel."
>Go online
>See similar sentiment
>Remember that anytime I brought it up in convo, people immediately responded with "Do you mean Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Aang or do you mean the movie with the blue furries?"
How does a movie get the highest grossing box office which isn't broken until Infinity War, and usher in an era of 3D movies that last ten + years. Abd then it just becomes forgotten?
israelite shilling just like now
jews relate to it alot
because it's just Pocahontas with blue b***hes and goofy machinery. there's nothing to grab onto. you know why Star Wars works? because being a Jedi or a Sith seems sick at a surface level. do you know what doesn't sound sick? being a big blue idiot on some jungle planet with no video games or internet. i can paint myself blue right now and go sit in the woods if i want to have an immersive Avatar experience.
>because it's just Pocahontas...
Filtered. So I know you like Rick and Morty at least early seasons . The reason you do is the mono myth formula . Look it up . Everything since Dune is just the same .
this reads like someone took parts of three different posts and mashed them together. would you like to try using your words again?
>says friends specifically mention it or the one other Avatar
>somehow this means its dead
>Remember that anytime I brought it up in convo, people immediately responded with "Do you mean Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Aang or do you mean the movie with the blue furries?"
That's literally what happens when I bring up Avatar too.
Capeshit I guess.
i didn't realize how annoying harmoine was until i rewatched it
peak Emma
America.
Percy Jackson
I guess all the capeshit movies, it’s probably one of the reasons zoomers are so dumb.
Euphoria
Maze runner
What a mismatch. SHould've been Hermione and Harry or Luna.
Used to love this scene and imagined being hugged so tightly by cute Emma Watson.
Same with 4 in the first task tent.
this is the closest either of those two will get to happiness and im talking about the actors not the characters (although also true for the characters)
radcliffe overcame his demons, he seems pretty based and happy whenever i see some clips of him
I think Radcliffe and Watson are sad they never got together, but he moved on and she never did. Sad stuff.
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Black person, old hag, gay boy wearing moronic clothes, past wall ginger, genderless freak, ugly comic relief, female Black person
jesus christ what is that coon wearing
jesus the fricking beak on that pink jacket kid
he running for the house as democrat next election?
Millie, Finn, and Sadie are the only ones who aren't dressed goofy as hell. i need them to take the fishnet skirt and the eyeliner away from the girl who plays a frickin' middle schooler on the show too. lmao
Lil Nas X is pissed, he's been looking for that Dalmation outfit Caleb has on for weeks. lmfao
Holy frick why does the eleven girl look like she's in her late 40's here
coon on the left undeniably has the best fit out of all of them, chuds seething
Euphoria. Same things, but instead of wizards they're poofters.
do zoomers read anymore? i thought TikTok had them too cracked out on quick dopamine fixes to bother with books.
The women read bullshit romance books and shit
The men do not read. They could not give less of a frick about literature. Like always. You are lying if you think that everybody not just nerds read in 1995 or whatever.
Now you can only lick aged British c**t and that spot has had Weinstein cum on that too.
Millennials are seriously pretending they read books in this thread because they've seen a movie adaptation of a children's book.
There's no such thing as millennials, it's boomers all the way up.
The Minions
donde viven los minions? En los condominions.
Harry Potter
I also liked the Percy Jackson books first books to make me feel something that and tom sawyer
Stranger things
GOT
Harry potter
Chopping their wiener and balls off for science.
Zoomer are even bigger potterhead than millenials tbh
LOVE WITH LUNA SEXGOOD
i am shocked that there's nobody on onlyfans or pornhub who goes by Luna Sexgood. that seems like such a low hanging slam dunk.
>expecting prostitutes to have any thought
THE MAZE RUNNER
Emma was such a cute daughterfu
No one cuter than Hermione
millennials read harry potter, zoomers watched the movies
>budding new IP centered around big mysterious British school for witches and wizards
>school has multiple houses for fans to choose between
>Hogwarts is fricking massive and virtually anything could happen inside or on the grounds
>other Wizarding schools also exist in other countries
>series includes loads of mythical creatures to interact with/befriend
>magic means you can write whatever you want and don't really gotta explain shit
i don't think there's any zoomer franchise with this much sandbox for fans to go crazy with. comic books have been around way too long for zoomers to claim them as their Harry Potter equivalent. Stranger Things is a bad suggestion too, since that series' lore and the opportunities for storytelling wherein are about as deep as a puddle.
The Owl House?
warrior cats
Harry Potter
Reminder that we'll probably live long enough to see Harry Potter remake. At least the threads will be entertaining?
which characters will be black for no reason?
honestly? probably Hermoine, Dumbledore, and a few random supporting characters here and there. might make McGonagall or Hagrid black. it's easier to guess who won't be turned black, though.
>Sirius Black because he has black in his name and he's in jail
>Snape because he's an butthole at first but not really
>Ron because they'll wanna do wmbf stuff with him and Hermoine
>the rat man because he's a rat man
>the school janitor because he's a janitor
>Draco Malfoy's Dad because he's eugenics man
>Draco Malfoy, because he's also eugenics man for the first few films
i think that's everyone who comes to mind without really racking my brain for Harry Potter characters.
Black could be anywhere.
Jesus. What was Rowling trying to tell us?
what's wrong with that?
I genuinely can't stand Harry Potter or crap like that. Not because it's "for kids" or because blah-blah-whatever political agenda du jour, but just because it plays its universe so fast and loose and inconsistent. You have all these ridiculous fricking powers flying around constantly at absurdly unbalanced scales to the point it becomes impossible to take anything that happens seriously. It's like it was written by a highschool student.
It's because it became something Rowling didn't plan on. The first three books were explicitly for children, and all the goofy magic shit was set dressing that didn't need to be probed. By the fourth book it became edgy teenage drama - I guess in an effort to continue courting its original, aging audience - and everything suddenly needed to become more concrete. None of the worldbuilding in Harry Potter makes sense once you looks beyond the school and start dealing with magical government ministries and such.
why do girls love cats so much?