what's the moral of the story?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking is fine. Ya might die for reasons but doesn't everyone? Try not to be a prick.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    don't drik

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile isn't your blog
    alcohol gives you various types of cancer
    you are a disappointment to your parents
    you are slowly killing yourself
    your future self will hate you for neglecting your health
    no more cope, no more memes, no more excuses, no more postponing. quit now

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This might be hard for you to hear, but one day you are also going to die. Life isn't some competition, and no one enjoys being old either.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      man you must be on Cinemaphile 24-7, you never miss a thread lmao. get a life homosexual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unlike him I personally only come here when I've been drinking for these threads and certain actresses since I don't really watch western media anymore.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >four days without drinking down
    >spontaneously buy a tallboy and six pack at the grocery store
    >drinking on a weeknight
    >29

    it's over druksisters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've been drinking 1.75ml every two days for a year now. I dumped my girlfriend and have been ordering everything delivered since.

      >Beer
      I'm not sure how you guys do it, it barely gives you a buzz and makes you feel bloated.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i buy beer so i don't buy liquor and ruin my life, of course it's inferior moron

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm cursed to where I can afford liquor and not destroy my life. I envy you.

          • 1 week ago
            Craig T. Nelsonn

            True alcoholic here. Hand sanitizer is cheap.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            i can afford liquor, i just have a modicum of self control

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was drinking hard liquor for months after my mother died like 6 years ago and had to be hospitalized, I've not touched it since other than a couple rum and cokes at a party once. I drink a few 9-9.5% ABV tallboys 2-3 times a week these days and it's enough for me. I would probably destroy myself if I went back to liquor regularly again.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm not sure how you guys do it, it barely gives you a buzz and makes you feel bloated.
        It gives me a nice buzz and doesn't end me up in a weeks long bender where I barely am able to leave the house. I'd say that's over all a lot better than booze.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >1.75ml
        We’re taking about alcohol, not semen anon.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >he forgave his wife for cheating
    Cuck

  6. 1 week ago
    Craig T. Nelsonn

    Life is full of life, why not get shitwienered?

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    what is it tonight?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bell's two hearted hazy ipa and one pbr tallboy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3 of these.

    • 1 week ago
      Craig T. Nelsonn

      What if I choose weed tonight?

      • 1 week ago
        Craig T. Nelsonn

        Several space heaters & Xanax to sleep

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Weed goes well with alcohol. Unfortunately I'm all out at the moment.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      vodka

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I BELIEVE IN JOE HENDRY

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No half measures.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ignoring this girl my friend is trying to introduce me to for the second week in a row. I just sharted in my boxers and threw them away instead of washing them. I'm pouring myself another drink lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't feel like washing them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i meant the girl

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    frick stomach is buldging but not drunk enough

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lads I got paid today
    Tomorrow I'm getting drunk
    Big time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fs wish you were druk now.no other c**t is drinking tonight

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        me too man
        I haven't drank for two weeks since I was poor as shit so it's going to be big tomorrow
        I'm shaking with excitement

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tv and movies that celebrate being /druk/?

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lads it was fun, tonight is my last night druk. I wish you all well in your future druk seshes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't kys

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