whats the moral of the story?

whats the moral of the story?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Moderation is key.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The moral is that some people get addicted some people don't, it is what it is. If you're one of the ones that doesn't you're lucky.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is it wasn't told well. There was no gradual slide from moderation to abuse. Everything was going perfectly and then for no reason whatsoever they just said "hey let's quadruple our dose and see what happens". The filmmaker slipped up here and revealed his contempt for liquor, he's probably a teetotaler himself and this is how they cope, THEY can't control their behavior if they drink so they they believe NO ONE can moderate themselves and live a healthy balanced life.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, yeah it was silly, you don't just sniff the cork and fly off the handle and suicide in six months.
          In fact addicts are very unlikely to do something like that, they will crawl through a mile of broken glass to make sure they can get some more booze.
          Source, I am one. Brother is too, he's escaped from hospitals in a robe because it was fricking up his flow being confined and unable to get loaded again.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LIFE

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont feel so good drunk bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong buddy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cheap alcohol

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That some people will never be happy and that they should accept it and that if your reach exceeds your grasp you will be punished.
    Anyway, will the remake be kinography or slop?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IS YO ROUND homie *BANGBANGBANG*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even if Mads Mikkelsen played the same role in the same way he did I. The original, the remake could never be kino because it's infused with American culture and sentiments. It would become overly emotional slop.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we're so back

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Life should be moderated through experience and not abstract stupid shit like what some philosopher says.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Do you euros really get hammered for a fricking song contest? This weekend us burgers got hammered for the Kentucky Derby.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a fun excuse to get druk

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE RUN THIS SHIT

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    congrats on your wizard powers. i've found transmutation spells great for saving money on booze

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Literally me

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't want to wake up with a hangover, keep drinking.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I live for this shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We doing this?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It cant be over.......

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITS TOO FRICKING WARM I FRICKING HATE SUMMER

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Druk doesn't mean drunk, it means drink.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Druk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back during my drinking days in college I'd drunk-text people and misspell "drunk" as "druk" sometimes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it was "drunkl"

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i went to my doctor the other day. he told me to start lifting. so far I'm up to 40oz.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I drank almost every day for a year. I'm bored of it now but is it over? Has the damage been done?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being a drunk loser is not a personality trait. your parents are ashamed of you. you will get terrible health issues. stop lying to yourself and quit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joke's on you, my parents were ashamed of me long before I became a drunk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >come home from work
      >open fridge
      >stuffed with 50 heinekens
      Maybe get better parents. My parents are aware I am an incel and all 3 of us agreed on me drinking myself to death considering how pathetic me and my life is. They had no counter argument but to agree.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my parents and friends are aware too. i have dialed it back enough to where i'm not getting wasted 24/7 but i'm still drinking enough to where i'm gonna die by 50
        nobody will ever say it to my face but i'm less neurotic and pretty easy going and patient when i've got a BAC, i'm much more pleasant to be around

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    basd

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    let's go

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The DRUK is no longer worth it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is anon, it always is

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, the second saturday
    for me tonight, it's Taaka

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dealing with being Danish, and coping appropriately

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that sometimes all a person needs is that missing piece

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m glad /druk/bros consistently ignore cringe teetotaler posts these days.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bit slow tonight isn't it

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drinking isn't worth anymore.
    I can't stand the anxiety and the feeling of going crazy.
    Hell, I fricking hate the cravings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You rack disciprine.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm about at this point. I don't even enjoy it any more and I feel guilty when I just sit around drinking until 2am when I know I'm going to feel like dog shit in the morning.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I'm almost certain I've developed an arrhythmia at 34 by drinking after taking adderall for work. Cardiologist appointment tomorrow but I know I'm cooked well beyond the heart. Don't do drugs kids

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He occasionally just loses his mind and starts screaming, speaking in tounges like some viking shaman, its legit terrifying
        Also literally me. Bombed out of a PhD program (due to depression/ADHD and of course alcohol) after basing my whole identity on being a scientist since I was 4. Tried to legit kill myself and have been completely mindbroken since. I even clawed back and got a Masters in Stem cell biology but I can't keep a research position anymore because I'm just..broken spiritually. What do I do?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick, dude.
          Dust yourself off and fake it 'til you make it.
          I just lost a prestigous job due to my /druk/ing but they let me resign so the reason wouldn't go on record. I just wheeled across the country and signed up for the same shit at another company and got in immediately because I listed the previous experience and they could only tell the new company I resigned for personal reasons.
          Fake it until you make it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fake it until you make it worked into my mid 20s. I could slide by on raw talent but didn't learn any true discipline. My whole life has been faking it, in a sense.
            But to your point, I'm way past your suggestions. I have failed my last 3 (!!) research positions over time due to being a ADHD ditz and hamstringing myself by being hungover and nervous every day.
            Hell, I even moved cross country our of Minnesota for the last position because I had to escape all the nightmare memories from growing up there. It's better out of the tundra, but I'm still now relying on my parents to front my existence until I can get my shit together (or succumb to my impending consumption-related medical issues OR just end it).

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some anon in the Friday thread posted this track and I was too druk to reply and say how great it was

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've shit literally 7 times today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did that friday n sat now i gotta wait 2 days for another one

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    took a piss in the corner of the room last night, only just discovered it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOL imagine not having a piss drinking slampig to swallow your drunk pees

      i miss her so much, bros..

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know but I figured out drinking. You need to go celibate. I always wondered wow what a coincidence I just jerk offd and now when I drink I feel hot and nauseous after a few drinks and hungover the next day. But what an even bigger coincidence, I stop cooming, I suddenly feel even more thirsty the more I drink and feel nice and rejuvenating in the morning regardless of how much I drank.
    Tl;dr: your body has finite energy. If you use it sexually you won't be able to use it for drinking.
    >he rather talk to a woman than drink?
    Just found what movie I'm watching.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros I cant take my roommates drinking anymore. Its out of control. Hes been my best friend for 20 years, were in our 30s. The guy doesnt spend 15 minutes a day sober. He never leaves the couch. There are 4 empty cases of piss beer on the floor of the living room, one empty 12 pack in the kitchen and 6-8 more empty cases in the trash can outside, all since Friday. On top of this he drinks vodka.
    He just drinks til he passes out, wakes up an hour or two later and keeps going until nighttime. When he finally goes to bed he just wakes up at 4am and keeps going. He sets a case of beer next to him on the couch and slams one every 3-5 minutes endlessly. Hes constantly passed out on the couch, covered in booze and drool. If he actually gets off the couch he crashes all over the house breaking all my shit and then claims no responsibility since he doesnt remember doing it. Living with him is cheap so its not easy to leave and he needs help anyway.
    Our doorbell is constantly ringing from doordash drivers dropping off booze. I cant even look at him anymore, he disgusts me to my core.
    He'll get so drunk he cant keep his head up and just sways around, occasionally he comes to just long enough to crack another beer, half the time hes too drunk to even bring it to his mouth.
    Its torture being around him and constantly have violent thoughts toward him.
    He has complete mental breakdowns about once a week where he forces me to listen to the exact same bullshit he said last week and every week before. Any advice i give he just forgets. He occasionally just loses his mind and starts screaming, speaking in tounges like some viking shaman, its legit terrifying. Despite all this he has a good job and a really nice family, disclosing this to them would ruin his life. Do I ruin his life and save it? Or let him ruin his own life? If the answer seems obvious, i doubt you know anyone this deep into the rabbit hole

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how could he possibly have a job if he’s trailer park style drunk all the time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sounds like bullshit. He should have made his larp more believable by saying he was living on his parents money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sounds like bullshit. He should have made his larp more believable by saying he was living on his parents money.

        He goes to work some days. He has a government job so he basically has unlimited time off.
        Heres the "larp". And yes, he grew up wealthy. Daddy got him the gov job

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >11 Miller Lites
          That's barely a buzz.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            at least it's a quality light beer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >11 Miller Lites
          That's barely a buzz.

          Like my mans said thats nothing. Looks like a guy that likes to crack a few light brewskis after a hard day of zogbotting. He even has gatorades to stay hydrated and avoid hangovers. The worse thing you can say about that pic is the guy is a bit of a slob.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Homeboy needs to make a habit of cleaning up the carnage the next morning. It's good for creating a semblance of normalcy.
          >I don't have a problem
          >I mean, look at my house, it's so clean

          It took me years to learn this trick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He occasionally just loses his mind and starts screaming, speaking in tounges like some viking shaman, its legit terrifying.
      Based.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna guess most the ppl responding to you are in their 20's (I sound like I was this dude in my 20s) - I'm 36 now and there'd be no way I'd keep up this behavior these days. Still a drunk tho. If you are as close as you say, you'll unfortunately have to confront him with it - he'll react incredibly negatively at first, but if he is likewise as close with you, he'll but back a little. You may have to have this talk more than once. From one druk to someone who suffers another, appreciate it if he shows progress, even if he still falls off the wagon - but he has to at least try and get on the wagon. You'll also have to accept that he'll never truly change. Easiest thing is to just move out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if this is true its best to leave, the peace of mind is worth the extra cost in rent
      >t. was that friend

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get liver damage from long term drinking
    >forced to stop
    >start smoking weed and taking mushrooms
    >mfw

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im done drinking…I bought Allen Carr’s quit drinking and im gonna use it to get past the first couple of weekends

    Im done being a slave to ~~*alcohol*~~

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't anyone drink on seinfeld tbh?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I dont understand desiring alcohol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares then, just saves you some trouble by not being someone who frickin loves it. It's not big deal you can do other things.
      t. guy who frickin loves it but is better than I used to be

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you, I could say the same thing for cigarettes or other vices.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who gettin mexican druk?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is a place I'm glad to be away from

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I stole that pic from google images. Havnt done coke in a while cause it sucks imo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ohhhhhshit

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    there was that one episode where they drank hennigan's scotch. george drinks it with a cleaning lady and has sexual relations with her.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    Frick you, this isn't X.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The moral of the story:

    Be honest with your loved one
    Be there when your friends need you
    Enjoy youself just enough, not too much

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to take the Kratom and exercise pill. Body can’t handle it anymore.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daydrinking is based and will improve your life

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm ignoring a girl and my ex-gf to jack off to anime and play old video games while drinking alone in the dark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me minus the girls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very based

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody has watched this movie, everybody is in this thread just because the meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've watched it at the very least. Sorry to ruin your epic raid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are Nobody

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like how he forgives his wife for cheating on him. That's cuck tier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've seen parts but keep getting blackout druk.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12:35 A.M. EST
    I'm not finished yet, you c**ts.
    >Verification not required.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This kid is beyond based and I want to know how old this clip is.
      He's probably managing hedge funds right now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're absolutely right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aight how much did he puke after this

        it's staged you dumb zoomers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I did this once (not with the straw but a 1/5th of "tequila") - but it was water and a splash of Dr Pepper. People got mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aight how much did he puke after this

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whats the moral of the story?
    Clumsily told.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i keep seeing this fricking movie shilled on here and i finally caved in.. first i had to found it was called "another round" because for all i knew it was called "druk" and then i watched it and what a boring pretentious piece of shit never listening to Cinemaphile again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First time?
      For me it was pandorum.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    massquoting is for homosexuals
    also
    >tanqueray
    get some class

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >G*n
      Kill you're self

      Do you homies even /druk/? That's a post from Friday night. You're responding to pasta.
      I am White Claw Anon and you're seriously disappointing me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know its pasta. I just hate mass replying morons.
        sneed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're feeding their seed, Mr Gucci Loafers.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >G*n
    Kill you're self

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good night

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me minus the cocaine.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you're gonna be a gingay at least go with Hendricks instead of Tanqueray.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    hey that was my birthday hehe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Happy belated, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glad to have you back, anon.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WAKE UP YOU FRICKS I DON'T CARE IF IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT.
    IT'S 9/11am IN TEL AVIV RIGHT NOW
    DO YOU THINK THEY FORGOT?
    NEVER FORGET

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a nord and showed the poster in OP to a spanish girl showing how the weather was literally the same as in this movie (it’s may now and highschool graduation in nordic countries is in may). She was impressed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did she suck your wiener

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She was on her period so no but we’ll meet again in a few days. She said she enjoys giving oral.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good luck bro spanish grills are cool

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