What's the most pathetic attempt to remain relevant a celebrity has ever done?
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What's the most pathetic attempt to remain relevant a celebrity has ever done?
What's the most pathetic attempt to remain relevant a celebrity has ever done?
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>a monk podcast
>started in 2021
He must've been desperate for attention.
Maybe he needs the extra money. It’s a jungle out there.
Bcoz, monk movie is coming out soon.
The shooting is wrapped up.
>its fricking real
jesus christ. is he doing it in character? this is actually something randy would do
ooof. Life hasnt been nice to him though.
And doing these one off episodes I dont know how this guy is paying the bills.
>wife divorces you
>a year later you get diagnosed with heart failure
damn thats sad. he really took it rough didnt he.
how do you get diagnosed with heart failure? either it fails or it doesn't
>be canadian
>go to american hospital for heart transplant
Uhh free health bros?
homie got a 6 head
Its a jungle out there!
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Angela sexo
If anything that's pretty cool of them to be doing that podcast since it's pretty much just fanservice. Those b***hes are set for life with just the residuals alone.
Yeah I would never listen to it to inform my opinion but it doesn't seem "sad" so much as they're set in life and are just enjoying themselves
Yeah, it seems to me that they've accepted this as the reach of their fame and do this as a fan service. I doubt it will get them many new fans, but those they have are probably happy.
>Yeah, it seems to me that they've accepted this as the reach of their fame and do this as a fan service
Why not join a sitcom or a Netflix show or something?
Except for they are doing it for money and attention, not to just make the fans happy.
They already have money. They're just sticking to their niche.
Joey.
Show the tweet of john shutting them both down, almost like "it was just a show"
Which movie was she in I forget
Heavyweights
Wholesome woman
She had some coming out drama a year or two ago. Was hilarious
I unironically want her to succeed, not even 35 yet the Blonsky comeback could still happen.
She was decent in that flick, not sure why she got blacklisted.
Wow that's cold. I think she us annoying to hang out with.
You think?
Damn Amanda is somehow based?
It's just a side effect from the microchip Dan implanted in her brain
Sick of The Office
It wasn't even that good of a show, the british one was funnier, and I hate the british with a passion
Certainly not good enough for fricking podcasts to wax poetic about it a decade and a half later
Unironic reddit humour
Shut up nobody cares about your contrarian nonsense
He's right. The office was always shit. It's a symptom of how horrible everything is you morons so adamantly defend it.
It wasn't shit, it was decent, pretty good, which makes it way overrated in a sea of garbage
I lump the Office and Community into the same kind of folder. I really hate this type of entertainment: oh look what a quirky cast we are with all our idiosyncrasies, and all our humor is based off these exaggerated conflicts and personalities that are literally so unrelatable and far from reality that anyone that it goes beyond reasonable suspension of disbelief. I hate the underlying and cheap sentiment that "we're all in this together" that underlies it all even though the entire cast is insufferable on screen and probably off. I guess you could probably put shows like IASIP and Friends in this camp too. Garbage.
You must be fun at parties
Who hurt you?
Hey I just wanna let you know that I'm not reading a word of your post and that I do not give a frick about you or anything you have to say. Cheers
the office is garbage
There are a few episodes that are really funny, but that's about it.
It's always weird when someone tries this tactic of splitting the difference
The Office was basically of a constant quality for several seasons so your position makes no sense
If you say it was good or bad, fine, that's at least consistent
I just really like the fire drill episode and maybe 2 other episodes. I thought everything else was consistently bland.
What? You think it's a 'tactic' to point out that some episodes are good and some are bad? I know we're on Cinemaphile but have you ever actually watched a television show
No it wasn't. The early seasons were far Korean in your face and offensive with Michael's behavior. Over time is became very pc and lame
This show upsets Cinemaphile because it is all about characters who have jobs AND sex. I'd be seething too.
>Being a contrarian to get cool points with morons on a Indonesian blanket stitching forum
Sad
>Contrarian
plenty of other shows do the "quirky cast of characters in mundane situations" better, homosexual.
He's right. The American one sucked after 4 or so seasons and the British one was better.
>Unironic reddit humour
this. my friend showed it to me like ten years ago and i could barely sit through an episode. its fricking awful.
>the british one was funnier
shut the frick up
ricky gervais wishes he was HALF as funny as steve Carrol.
It seems strange seeing the one on the left smiling. Her whole thing was about being a b***h. It was a great schtick. Shoulda stuck with it
She was hot in that one movie, the one the Will Farell
That's Pam. Angela hasn't been in much outside of that one movie where you saw her ass a couple years ago
Do you got any case of a celeb past their fame appearing in a show that has nothing to do with their career? WCW wrestler Bill Goldberg appeared in TV shows like Auto-maniac and some show about guns in the late 2000s. Vanilla Ice had a show where he renovated houses or built man-caves, Idrc.
wasn't Goldberg still wrestling 4 years ago?
is he still wrestling today?
Bill Goldberg is a weird choice anon
Bronson Pinchot had "The Bronson Pinchot Project" on diy Network. He refurnished 19th century homes using salvaged materials.
He also personally went into bankruptcy doing it
>Lil Jon Wants to Do What?
Saw this on HGTV at the dentist. Yes in America we have televisions on the ceiling above the dentist chairs so we can watch TV while we're having our teeth cleaned.
Except Goldberg was a household name if you were white and poor, and being on shows made for poor white people isn't exactly out of place.
>It's a Henry Rollins is nice to a team of cops episode
The exact moment I realised he was all talk.
remember his stanley nickles crypto scam?
Man that's pathetic. What did he want to do anyway?
I followed it very closely. Essentially it was some Hispanic who wanted to make a sitcom about motorbikes, and he somehow roped that guy in to his kickstarter. They were going to make a show where the Hispanic and him were main characters, with " Uncle Stan" running a flowershop and the Hispanic running the bike repair shop, both in the same building connected to each other. It was so utterly moronic and then devolved into crypto.
Lmfao
He collected money to start a spin-off show. Then he blew it on crypto.
Saw him and Meredith on a commercial the other day. Half the cast is basically inseperable from the show, and probably seething on the sidelines about John's success at becoming independent.
Phyllis*
homie they gotta pay the bills like everybody else
Wow that is so fricking fascinating
You must be so world wise and thoughtful. Do you have a blog I can follow and donate to?
>100k PER EPISODE starting in SEASON 4
>20 something episodes a season for 9? 10? 11 seasons?
> Wizards Of Waverly Pod
> Ned’s Declassified
> Even More Stevens
> Gilmore Guys
> Always Sunny
Every single TV show you watched has a rewatch podcast.
Is it for relevancy? I think it’s just a way to make $$$ from nostalgic fans.
No one outside of the people who watched these shows will listen to the pods
what the frick is that beard
Somebody needs to tell him how bad it looks.
many such cases
I guess I can't blame them. If I was a one hit wonder I guess I'd try to milk it as long as I could. Kinda sad though.
True but it seems like a win for everyone.
>podcast exists in a vacuum
>gives fans once thought impossible ability to revisit to show
>if never watched, never heard of podcast
>cast can vent
>might help them not become the next Matthew Perry
Wonder how much $ they make though
>not become the next Matthew Perry
PEEEELS HERE
I guess that depends on if they get any sponsors or what products they peddle on the side. I tried listening Smartless and they are constantly advertising stuff, so they must make some money.
> Smartless
Holy shit worst fricking show ever
I tried also and it depressed and bored the frick out of me
It was like
> “Why didnt you text me back?”
>i was busy. Im a busy guy.
>“Haha thats bullcrap!”
>Nuh uh! I was super busy bro
>“anyways i just had my colonoscopy. Did you guys also?”
>Damn that means we cant drink tonight at the game!?
*This show is brought to you by Seatgeek!*
So unfunny and boring. How is it popular
Sounds just like the scrubs podcast. Just unbearable
>real friends
they didn't even know eachother until they showed up to film scrubs. they are literally fake friends
Black person that would mean they met... Over 20 years ago. And worked together for like 10
People can become friends with other people they didn't meet during their childhood.
>I tried listening to Smartless
why?
I like the two Arrested Development dudes, but that podcast isn't very good. It's basically "hey, we're celebs and we know other celebs. Ain't that weird?" followed by a lot of circle jerking.
So it's like the iasip podcast where they're not famous or talented enough to make something entertaining in and of itself but they are famous and talented enough to constantly pay themselves on the back for an hour
sounds like what conan o briens podcast has become. and hes always talking about "smartless" too
I think his company produces Smartless and a couple of other celeb podcasts. So of course he is gonna shill them, more money for him.
>smokes Merits
>sadpepe.jpg
Matt Perry looks like he could play Commodore Matthew C. Perry in a biopic
Joey taking those hot dinners for granted
beans looks like he probably posts here
Frick, I watched those shows and nothing makes me want to hear from those people ever again.
I listen to all of these.
That had better not be Tawny.
When I saw the her as Sheldon's assistant on the big bang theory I couldn't believe it. She's gorgeous.
Talkville
>look them up
>they're all the same cancerous "youtube algorithm" dogshit thumbnails and titles
>some of them have decent view counts, most are beaten by guys who make videos of themselves mowing lawns or removing hornet nests
who the frick is listening to this garbage
wrong image
That Ned's Declassified Alec Baldwin popped up on youtube for me and I clicked on it and Alec Baldwin is not even mentioned once.
I am in no position to judge anyone like this. Do I think it's weird for these old kids shows to have podcasts, yeah sure, like why the frick would I want to hear about neds declassified actors, but you know what, they are more successful than ill ever be so who cares
I guess for die hards, that's all I can think of. ND was actually boring how I remember it.
>finding out Moze was selling feet pics and videos
>I have no dignity starterpack
Yikes.
Ren got bogged? I know she shows fake booba in "Mirrors 2"
Christy Carlson Romano from Even Stevens is probably the most desperate example I can think of. She keeps using Shia's name and controversies for clout
I always thought the West Wing podcast with Josh Molina was extra pathetic, because he's not even in the first half of the show. Not to mention he was just the dollar store replacement for Rob Lowe to begin with
I knew about the Ned's one, but jesus frick. I think I get too wrapped up in nostalgia at times, but I couldn't imagine needing to cling to old shows this badly.
Jenna Fischer definitely seems like Reddit: The Chick. Would still frick that pussy all day though, good lord
greatest Cinemaphile post of all time
I don't understand what they could talk about for an hour, let alone 10
>Remember filming this episode?
>Yeah it was pretty fun
>Yeah it was
>Here's our special guest, background office worker #3, how was your time on the show?
>It was good
>Yeah it was funny
you clearly don’t talk to women
women can talk about nothing for several hours
You mean
>women only talk about nothing and they do it their entire lives
What's her name bro?
I'm married with kids not some bitter butthurt loser. But when you grow up and the main woman in your life isn't your mother you'll understand the true nature of women.
Why did you marry someone who "only talks about nothing and does it his/her entire life"? Interesting that.
Because a woman's role is to listen not to talk.
You'll eventually grow out of this phase. Or you'll get divorced.
Either way, not my problem.
Projecting this hard. We've been married for ten years and our life is great. Not every woman is an annoying feminist moron. One day you'll get married, or have a nice day in depression. Either way not my problem.
Fat.
Ugly.
Dead.
>marriages are MORE successful the less they conform to traditional roles
The science doesn't back you up, Chud. Sorry not sorry.
>married for ten years
>our life is great
Why are you spending your weekend on Cinemaphile discussing a show that has been off the air for 10+ years instead of hanging out with your great family? How old are you?
At least wait a bit before samegayging to my post.
I'm working. I know that's foreign to you.
But it's Saturday.
I know, how strange.
>posting about "the true nature of women"
>married with kids
>not some bitter butthurt loser
LOL
Muslims would like a word with you
good morning sir
anthony cumia streaming and showing his butthole
I thought he moved to SC already. Didn't know he lives in a shitty apartment now. At least he was humble and frugal when he had money oh wait nvm
Did Pam’s actress get facial surgery? She looks a bit different
I think that's just getting old.
>I was on Boy Meet's World you know.
>starts doing porn at 42
frick thats rough. she must be so miserable
>frick thats rough. she must be so miserable
Track marks. b***h has heroin track marks and need cash, that's why. All that shit about "strong empowered women" doing porn and it's really just drug addicts.
How can she manage to be a bad porn star?
>Of her decision, Ward stated that she feared being typecast and believed that if she became a porn actress, new fans would have an opportunity to discover her.[7] Upon Drive's release, Ward promised "more taboo stuff to come", and she subsequently appeared in multiple additional porn scenes released on Deeper.com.[7] She has said that she did not perceive any stigma associated with being a pornographic actress, and that she regards her transition into adult films as a savvy business move.[17]
>omg im being typecast as an actress, id better turn to porn because theres nothing else i can do
i fricking hate women
But she's bad at porn, anal scene with Deeper, just trash.
Ward stated that she feared being typecast and believed that if she became a porn actress, new fans would have an opportunity to discover her.
So, let's just not keep persuing an acting career, but do porn because she wants people to discover her? What the frick is that logic?
She was really cute on boy meets world too. I always had a huge crush on her, but good lord she is ugly now
inst the office that show that has a bully MC and dumb side characters?
Hahaha remember that joke from over a decade ago?
You don't understand though, the office was hella relateable and straight up epic.
He spilt the chilli! xD
Name your top 5 comedy series.
Seinfeld
Frasier
Workaholics
Garth Marenghi
The League
lol
What episode of office ladies are you up to?
It's pathetic but I think he's actually making bank from it. He did a book signing tour this year and the line was out the fricking door at the Barnes and Noble here
or maybe he's just really passionate about chili
Not only did comedy peak at this very moment but society as a whole did as well.
Poor kevin. Easily the best actor
based. honestly good for those supporting characters from the office, those gotta be the luckiest ugly actors in the biz with how popular the office has gotten years after it was on they can make money on that for decades now
A cookbook seems like a pretty low tier grift compared to what some of the others have done
>celebrity
run for president and fall ass-backwards into the office.
Corey Feldman for the past 10ish years
>failed music career where he constantly rereleases the same songs/album
>failed #MeToo campaign where he was trying to vicariously get sympathy by revealing Corey Haim was raped (and also gay)
>was probably also raped too but doesn't want to admit it and made up a story about "fighting off" an attempted rapist when he was a teenager
>does live streams for like 60 viewers where he desperately attempts and fails to shill his music
>did a terrible YouTube ghost hunting show with the other guy from the Lost Boys
Remember his bizarre creepy women control thing too
Yes, he snatches up dumb thots who move to LA to become actresses or whatever and puts them in his band
Corey is so insane he’s actually based tbh
>that time he pretended he was attacked by an illuminati hit squad because he was telling the truth too much and claimed a mexican hitman ripped off his car door and stabbed him and then couldn't explain why he had no wounds when the cops and EMTs examined him
no. he's not. he can't take any joking.
This c**t is exhausting.
Just fricking say who raped you, c**t
ASCENSION
MILLENNIUM
Never forget
Isn't icp still incredibly relevant to their fans? Pretty sure their trailer park methamphetamine festivals still draw tens of thousands of people
These fans cover themselves with ghoulish face paint and worship clowns, I don't think you need to exaggerate or generalize them any further.
Are you shocked that the people that would listen to this garbage and follow it like a religion have nothing else to move onto?
Snoop Dogg's pathetic life of selling goods on tv like a loser.
"celebrities" need to just be disposed of in a woodchipper after their 1 show is over
Jenna really lives and breathes the office everyday. Just check her social media
test
It's just a joke.
If they get decent views then it's ok, if they keep it going and have only 6 views then it is cringe
why did she do it
jenna is the woman version of a soiboy
and you are the homosexual version of a normal human
>almost 50
Get her cute gereatirc ass over here.
Why do americans love doing that over the top fake smile so much?
I dunno in the US, but in my country you know a celebrity has hit rock bottom when they start appearing in reality tv shows like dancing compepetition tv shows or even fricking big brother.
Left or right, the choice is yours
This divisive idiot can't even eat pizza correctly let alone run a country.
I bet you would have an apoplectic fit if you knew I ate pizza with a (plastic) knife and a fork when I was a kid.
Not him but I imagine he would just laugh at you like everyone else.
>tiny brain
eating pizza starting with crust
>small brain
eating pizza starting opposite the crust
>medium brain
folding pizza in half to eat
>big brain
>wadding up pizza into a ball to eat
I'd pay anything to see them scissor until squirtation
I've honestly been enjoying this show for the past 7ish years now
Because it's better than the show on Netflix. If the show were as good as the original this would come across like mediocre fan service. But you, like me, see it as a chance to savor and hang onto the last grasps of joy this show once gave you before you realize it is long gone and so to are many other things
Chris Hansen for literally 15 years
That website where you can pay to hear or see a celebrity say something. Really strips the magic away when you see Greg Eagles phone it in when he had such good roles in video games and TV. I know you have to make ends meet but fricking TRY.
I paid chuck Lidell to make a video so I could shop it into some memes. To cover up the weird things I asked him to say I said it was for a dying child
Not at all. They're talking to their audience. It's cringier to obsess about them tbqh, they're simply doing their thing
So what 20 year old show and irs fandom are you clinging onto anon?
VERY roastie way of thinking
Cum
oh, but its ok when nba players do it
>OFFICE LADIES WE'LL MAKE OUR DREAMS COME TRUE
Literally anything. Celebrities are some of the greediest people in the world. Any desperate attempt for relevance and money is a normal day for them.
The fat guy from The Office judges chilli cookoffs now.
>insta-reply
>double-reply
Must have struck a nerve. At least MGTOW, right bro?
Why did you tag me?