What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Women MUST know the allure of their feet, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me on the right.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I think so, was hanging out with friends and one of the normie tier girls that was there for some reason asked my friend “you ever gotten a foot job?” And kept laying her feet on him and me. Would’ve fricked her feet in front of everyone if she asked me to.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was asking you
        permavirgin moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      MOAR

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They do, best friend girlfriend used to eade me by pinching me on the arm with her feet, wich were amazing btw
      She's my best female friend and we never did anything, we even slept on the same bed in an hotel during a trip.
      I'm more like a brother to her causes she doesn't have any siblings.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        did you ever take a sniff?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nope not even the shoes I was always a coward

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Not him. I would often take a whiff of my female flatmate's shoes when they weren't around.

          My foot fetish is much lower now compared to my teenage years, but sometimes it comes back like a bull. Last summer I went on a weekend trip with some friends, in a nice airbnb in Tuscany. With us there was this couple, and the girl was a fricking 9/10, literally a model with an amazing body, fun and intelligent too. The airbnb even had a pool and seeing her swimming with her white bikini was really driving me crazy. The last night during our last dinner together I stood up pretending to go to the bathroom, instead I went to the couple's room (rooms weren't locked), took the flip flops of the girl and fapped furiously while sniffing and licking at it. I came buckets, cleaned myself, cleaned the flip-flop, get out of the room then went to finish dinner with the rest of the group. It felt amazing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      2lewd

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they all found out during the kung flu lockdown where every prostitute was getting rich by posting their feet on OF for their easiest money earned in their lives.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kG4iJf6.png

      What's the STRANGEST theatre experience you've ever had?

      When i had sex with my girl last week she asked me if i'm into feet and want to frick hers, lol

      Told her that i'm not but it's still nice to have a woman being this eager to please you sexually

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah they don't, they also paint their toenails only for other girls to see them

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Those feet better not smell like feet or I will cause a fuss b***h

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    k true story - the day in question went like this - i had bacon,, sausages , 2 fried eggs, fried breads, coffee and pancakes with mayple for breakfast

    lunch was McD - 2 quarter pounders ,fries, shake

    then dinner i had Pizza and coke..

    then on the way to the cinema i had a KFC...

    Then in the cinema i had a big hotdog...

    anyway about the 2 hr mark into TDK (joker visting dent in hospital) i really needed to crap...i felt a few farts erupt but i held them in..i didnt wanna stink up the place and i sure didnt wanna go to the toilet and miss about 5 or 10 minutes...so i held it...however i then heard/felt explosions going off in my gut...i grimmiced..'i..can...hold...it!' i thought....and then it happened...something thats never happened to me b4...i felt the fudge FORCE its way out...i gripped the seat handels..'no No NO!!' I thought..it came..there was no turning back..i was empting into my pants and there was nothing i could do about it...it came and came and came and just when i thought it was done it came some more...it started to fall down the pant leg.....then the smell started...it was obvious...the guy next to me (full house) said 'jesus christ'...i got up and squeezed past the line..people were going 'arrgggg..stinking bastard ...fing idiot..disgusting' etc

    i went to the toliets went in the cubical..took off my pants and threw my caked underwear away...cleaned my pant leg as best i could..then went out the theatre..got in my car and drove away crying.

    i missed the last half hour all because i couldnt stop eating...then pooping

    i failed myself.....i failed the theatre audience...i failed ledger...and i failed the dark knight

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my honest reaction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > i failed myself.....i failed the theatre audience...i failed ledger...and i failed the dark knight

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Footgays

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you'll understand when you get older anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Oldgay here. No, he won't. Your foot obsession makes no sense. Even your video is showing off her legs, not her feet you absolute moron.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >AAHHH what you like looking at isn't the thing I was trying to judge you for and that makes you a moron
          What kind of autism is this?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            if feet are what you are focusing on in that gif then you are a gay. Sorry, anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Naked feet mean woman is comfy with you so she take off shoes. Its like crossed arms etc. We are still monkeys

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Arent crossed arms are the opposite of feeling comfortable?

    • 1 year ago
      ˢᶜᵖ ᶠ°μnᵈᵃᵀi°n ▶ᵐʳ. bʳμʰ {sᵗᵃᵗᵉ:ₐₜₒₘᵢc}©

      >Footgays
      Why do we footgays have such a bad reputation?? I don't understand??

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because a great deal of them are cringe-inducing freaks. You never see guys post " let me lick your shitty ass" or ,"lets me frick your swesty pits" on a girl's social media, even though there are undoubtedlypeople with these fetishes out there. But you'll see dudes talk about feet if they even get the slightest hint of them on any girl's social media. I blame it on a lack of getting to huff sweet stinky soles on your face or a lack of ever getting a footjob: these mooks never experienced this so they go total coom brain for feet in any context or social setting.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hawaii Theater Bangkok
    >watching ID4 with Thai dub
    >guy sits next to me
    >literally 100s of empty seats hell I think I was the only one here until this frickwit came in
    >smiles at me
    >tried to put his hands on mine
    >I pulled away
    >puts his hands on my legs
    >gets up and run out
    Shit was strange as frick. I went home and started researching the theater. Apparently it's a gay cruising spot. I might go back to take some pictures. I'm still in Bangkok and I thought it would be interesting to explore that theater some more.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    During Troy there were these three Gipsy teens who kept laughing and talking and everyone was geting tired of their shit in the cinema wich was packed.
    People told them to shut up but they continue cause they know they are untouchables.
    My friend then threw and empty bottle to them wich missed. I though he was crazy cause they could kill us, we were 11.
    He threw another one amd it landed on a huge ultra chad in the front row.
    The guy thought it had been the gypsies so he got up and grabbed them by the neck one by one and took them out of the theater with people applauding.
    They said they were gonna kill us in the street with their knives.
    Lucky for us the movie was long so they gave up and were nowhere to be found when we went out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based, I have the unluck to have born in a neighborhood with several gipsie families, and I can say with scientific accuracy that all gippos are human trash, each and every one of them.
      Uncle Adolf chose the wrong target, back in the days

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess: You got your dick sucked when you were both fourteen years old by your school crush, probably to a popular blockbuster flick like Transformers or Frozen, you were scared the whole time of other people spotting youse but it didn't happen, then you continued the sodomy the rest of the night, probably in your car and in the bedroom because you went to sleep. And the parents never found out still to this day.

    I'm ditching this thread now. Feel free to impersonate me. Don't forget inspect element.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It is a heterosexual thing, you couldn't understand.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      it's a blackmail thing

      It's a mimi type of thing.
      A dreamy type of thing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fondling her cupcakes?
        Fondling her yum yums?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's a blackmail thing

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In high school did anal with one of my friends' mom in at some 4PM on a Wednesday screening of 2012 right before it was pulled from cinemas when the entire building was pretty much empty. I had been fricking her for months and was just totally fed up with her. The most needy, annoying, insecure blonde leathery middle-aged bimbo with giant fake breasts. Still married and everything. I shot my load up her ass and saw a little streak of shit on my wiener so I excused myself to the bathroom to clean it off. Just hit me I was done with the annoying b***h as I was in the bathroom and left the cinema and drove home. She kept sending texts saying she was playing with herself and to hurry back because the cum was leaking out of her ass onto the seat but I just said sorry I'm done and cut her off. Blew up my phone for weeks after because it was before you could easily block numbers on smart phones, convinced my parents my phone had problems and got a new number.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They are a very intimate part of the body that show health, they are easy to tickle, they are elegant, they are at the bottom of the leg wich is a pathway to the pussy, they have a distinct smell that can be bad or arousing wich is kinky, they are erogenous and connected to other parts of the body, women have been taking care of them for thousands of years, pedicures, expensive shoes, etc. They are very intricate with the sole the top the toes... it can have many forms and some girls are cute than others with having soft soles or the perfect toe size, they are unique, a girl using feet to tease you is basic, touching your penis with her foot under the table is enough to get most men going. Etc.
    If you don't get it you are an npc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if you’re not a degenerate loser like me, you’re an NPC

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats degenerate loser about liking a female body part??

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Having sexual feelings from a non sexual body part is a mental illness.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            like the ass, face, legs, tummy, neck or breasts?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >breasts non sexual
              virgin or homosexual?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                oh so you are moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >refuses to answer
                yep. its a lgtbqpxyz123 all right.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                breasts are as sexual as legs or feet my friend

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            So liking milk dispeners and the place where poop comes out of are also mental illnesses

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >place where poop comes out of is also mental illness
              absolutely.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have only been to a theater only once in my life and everything sucked ass. I am never going there ever again.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was shitty movie called Gemini, like 20 people in whole cinema. There was guy who fall asleep and start snoring very loudly. His friend woke him up after a while but it was more entertaining than whole movie.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There's something definitely strange about footgays. I understand people having fetishes, but every footgay that's ever posted (even in this thread), there's just something off about them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Way less strange than gay people

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      honestly it's not that strange. What's strange are the people who don't care about feet either way.
      Either you're deranged and they turn you on, or you're autistic and they disgust you. Having neither sentiment means you're a brainless drone.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        As if thinking something like a foot that's calloused and gross falls into the "autistic" category.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          explain why normies all wear sandals in the summer?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I asked a black woman sitting behind me to be quiet about 30 mins into a movie. She got angry and started yelling so I stood up and said "just shut the frick up." People clapped. She sat there for about 5 mins muttering angrily every 30 seconds or so, kicked my seat, stood up and talked to herself as she and her friend left.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you lying to strangers on the internet?

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Strangest was watching Joker in a theater with my gf,
    About halfway through the movie we heard a loud snore and realized a homeless gent had fallen asleep several rows behind us. He would occasionally stir when cops appeared in the film and say things like “lemme be” and “I’m supposed to be here”.

    At one point he woke up and sat directly behind us and she quickly excused herself to go to the bathroom then came back and sat down like seven rows further down. I waited until he fell asleep again in a couple minutes then joined her

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mep

  18. 1 year ago
    ˢᶜᵖ ᶠ°μnᵈᵃᵀi°n ▶ᵐʳ. bʳμʰ {sᵗᵃᵗᵉ:ₐₜₒₘᵢc}©

    Thank God I went to the theater very few times and of those that I did I never really had a remarkable bad experience, unless it was the movie itself that was not to my total liking.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    feet aren't attractive when they're trying hard to look attractive

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Was being given oral sex (we were at the back and there wasnt many people there) and then I was half way through the couple in front of us noticed and just turned around and looked. No words or anything, they just looked at me with dead soulless fish eyes

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You horny animals are disgusting as hell. You need to die. It's just a person, it's just feet, stop making such a big deal out of it.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tfw too high IQ to understand foot fetishism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's the best, i wasn't a footchad but once it clicks it's the best, it's like you found another clit on a woman's body

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for acknowledging you've never been with a woman and never will be with a woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Midwit

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't really have any outlandish theater experiences, one of the few i remember was going to see blade 2 with my family as a kid and the grown man next to me was crying at the end.
    all i got..

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had a similar situation to this. I was watching RotK in theatres with my mom and this girl was sitting next to us with her boyfriend but she was sitting so that her barefeet were pointed right next to my head. she was also making out with her boyfriend for half the movie.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a quiet black woman at a theater once. She just watched the movie and then got up and left when it was over. Fricking twilight zone shit.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if course this guy say to the girl without sounding mad?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >may I have a lick? Perchance?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >One time, I went to go see The Garbage Pail Kids Movie with my friends
    >there was this fat kid that sat right in front of me. the entire time he was farting and laughing at every freaking joke like it was a Bee Movie Video.
    >About halfway through the movie he started to cry and fart at the same time. I have a problem with my ears where noises over 99 decibels can cause me to have pretty bad pain.
    >This kid's crying, now turned screeching, started to give me a bad headache in the span of 5 minutes. This entire time the mom was on her phone, doing something that made a lot of noise.
    >I learned that the real reason the kid was crying was because a staff member tripped him and he spilled his popcorn. I found this out, because another friend of mine worked at the movie theater, and saw the whole thing. It was at this point that I wanted to kill myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where noises over 99 decibels
      dropped
      Don't give numbers when you have no idea what they mean. It ruins your larps, homosexual.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how bad it must suck to be the parent of a fat moron. Its not surprising how they just become numb to it like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mom was on a cell phone in the mid 80’s

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as usual these threads are full of freaks who froth and foam about cute female feet but are perfectly fine with troony and gay spam on this board

    when did this board become such a centre for homosexualry?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not fine with any of the above, including footgay threads. Now what's the procedure?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the kino theatre
    >"one ticket to X please"
    >"just one?"
    never again, I haven't watched a movie outside my home in 9 years

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Book it online, bro.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing for you modern movies suck ass anyways
      Pretty sure the only movie I saw in theaters last year was Top Gun 2

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Prior to the trailers starting this little asian girl with a large friend group stands up and starts lecturing the rest of the theater on what an honor it was for us to be seeing a movie with them.
    This black guy beans her right in the face with something and the theater just erupts into laughter.
    The girls called ushers on their dude but the rest of us said she was lying and the black guy only asked her to stop being disruptive.
    The girl and her friends left before the movie even started.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this was a really long time ago and I think I was watching one of the Pirates of the Carribean movies in a theater.

    this older guy had a heart attack during the movie and the theater had to stop the movie and turn on the house lights. then I saw the paramedics come in a few minutes later with their equipment and a big gurney for him.

    then aft3r 20 some minutes they dimmed the lights again and started the movie where we left off. the staff never even addressed th3 audience 9r nothing whil3 th3y were working on the poor bastard.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why did you start to slip into l337 speak in the third paragraph

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got really drunk and saw the Hobbit, it sucked, kept getting drunk with single shots I snuck in and went to go so Lincoln while I was there
    Good looking older woman sits right next to me in an almost empty theater, frick around with her the whole movie, I don't even remember what the movie was about lol

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything Everywhere all at Once.
    The entire theater going wild, laughing & gasping.
    The 4 of us on a row, utterly bored, half-asleep, regretting our choice.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same thing with armpits, shoulders, or belly buttons
    It's a female body part that is usually hidden/covered so seeing it "naked" it's arousing.
    Plus it's a body part that can have a distinctive smell, and many people (not me) get turned on by things like that, much like sniffing the musky scent of a vegana, or the BRAAAAAPs of your gf.
    Last thing, they're objectively cute, they're extremely smooth and just comes natural to want to touch and massage them. I'm talking about clean, well kept feet of course

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Usually hidden/covered
      Are you some kind of sheltered moron?
      During Late Spring/Summer/Early Fall a lot of women wear shit like sandals, slippers, etc. And you can always go to the beach.
      No seriously, what the frick is wrong with you?
      Do you jizz yourself at the public pool?

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ok I will tell some stupid embarassing shit that happened to me.

    >Went to see Smile this october.
    >Sitting in the theater with my girl and some friends.
    >All of the sudden we begin to hear loud sounds that sound like gunshots everyone looks nervous but it probably is just another movie
    >My girl and me start to walk out because she wants to use the restroom but she is scared so I tell her I will walk with her.
    >She gets to the door and hears people crying and screaming. She goes into panic mode and instantly runs out of the exit doors.
    >Some already nervous people see her do this and panic insues with people all scattering to get out of the theater.
    >We all meet up outside and leave the movie. >Later we see 6-10 police show up at the theater nothing really happens and it probably was her hearing another horror movie but we never interact with the cops.

    Pretty much shut a whole theater down because of this embarassing incident.

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