What's the verdict?

What's the verdict?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    5/10
    pretty but shallow

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best Disney Star Wars

      This it’s beautifully shot but kind of a shallow dumb movie that’s fine for Star Wars though Star Wars is more about look and feel than anything

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yet somehow it's the best SW movie made by Disney, which tells you a fucking lot about Disney Wars

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kyle katarn died for this gay shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The EU always does it better:

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you feel that "greyness" like Cassian killing his informant belongs on the setting?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

      I do.

      Oh man I loved A Christmas Carol

      Fucking lol

      >But it's not canon.

      moron, Rogue One and Visions are the only kino and therefore canon pieces of Star Wars media under Disney's watch.

      baseddesusempai

      What is this you're posting(pic)? And don't tell me reverse search I'm not using google's shit if I can help it.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove robot
    >remove that midget
    >remove monk

    and its gonna much much better movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The robot was great

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was one of the few times a movie has surprised me. It's Disney, and he was the comic relief. Up until that point I thought they would all survive and live happily ever after. When K2SO starts smoking I was like "o fug, they're doing this huh".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, it was pretty ballsy to kill off ALL of the main characters in the movie. I mean, this is Disney we're talking about here. But it really sells the urgency of the situation.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good part is Scarif and the accompanying space battle. First 50 or so minutes are awful, we have a one off cast and they keep wasting time with meaningless bullshit. Had no idea who Forest Whitaker's wheezing retard was supposed to be besides a bin Laden knockoff.

      robot
      K2SO was the best character on the team. Or really the only one who was an actual character.
      monk
      agree, what the fuck was the point of a blind not-Jedi with a wooden stick besides dragging big minigun dude alongside with him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only good part is Scarif and the accompanying space battle. First 50 or so minutes are awful, we have a one off cast and they keep wasting time with meaningless bullshit. Had no idea who Forest Whitaker's wheezing retard was supposed to be besides a bin Laden knockoff.

      robot
      K2SO was the best character on the team. Or really the only one who was an actual character.
      monk
      agree, what the fuck was the point of a blind not-Jedi with a wooden stick besides dragging big minigun dude alongside with him

      the monk is the post important character in the movie on a meta view since he reveals to the public that plot armor is canon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naw Robot and Monk were best characters wtf are you smoking?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't hate it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man I loved A Christmas Carol

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A very good movie.
    Of course it was an accident and they won't let it happen again.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has that old star wars feel on it
    cgi is atrocious, way too obvious and uncanny

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could have done without the whole force-cult thing. The rest was good.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Decent as a star wars backstory movie but spread too thin on literal who characters
    Would've actually been good (and considerable for OT canon even) if they focused on the girl, the guy, and the robot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Spread too thin on literal who characters
      Yes
      The two asian characters were only there for the Chinese market
      could've been completely edited out and the movie would be better for it

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only good disney star wars content

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it, it looks really pretty and it had the most respect to the material of any disney shows so far. But it's not canon. It's the gayest thing ever that disney keeps contriving every little thing into some gigantic epic battle that they barely pull off and leads directly into the next film. Nothing can be small, relatively boring, or nuanced. There was no epic battle to get the death star plans and no traitor specifically designed a flaw into it. It was just spies who smuggled the plans out and the rebel technicians analyzed them and found an avenue of attack. The exhaust port was the only idea they could come up with and it was extremely slim. The rebels all would have died if they didn't miraculously have a force user who clinched the shot at the absolute last second.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The rebels all would have died if they didn't miraculously have a force user who clinched the shot at the absolute last second.
      The rebels would have won without a force user if the exhaust port wasn't guarded by an enemy force user pilot ace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's canon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But it's not canon.

      moron, Rogue One and Visions are the only kino and therefore canon pieces of Star Wars media under Disney's watch.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based. I unironically like all of the prequels, but my favourite prequel is The Phantom Menace. And yes, the podracing scene is kino as fuck. The sound effects during the podracing scene were a total eargasm. However, my most favourite scene in The Phantom Menace was when Anakin arrived on Coruscant. Seeing that shit in 1999 when I was just 11 absolutely blew my fucking mind and the scene still looks visually stunning even today, in my opinion. As a kid, I wanted to live on Coruscant and Naboo and I still do.

        To this day, it's the only tolerable piece of Star Wars media released under Disney's watch other than Star Wars: Visions.

        You are fucking embarrassing, Jesus Christ. Commit seppuku.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Commit seppuku.

          No.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kino/10

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    To this day, it's the only tolerable piece of Star Wars media released under Disney's watch other than Star Wars: Visions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, you jerk off to furry porn, we get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why yes, I do.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first, last, and only Star Wars related media created after the new millennium that is worth watching

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The first, last, and only Star Wars related media created after 1983 that is worth watching
      fify

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically still like Phantom Menace, the uncanny valley 2000s cgi is at a minimum outside jar jar scenes, podracing scene is absurdly kino, and is miles better than episodes II and III, and it happened to come out in 1999

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I unironically like all of the prequels, but my favourite prequel is The Phantom Menace. And yes, the podracing scene is kino as fuck. The sound effects during the podracing scene were a total eargasm. However, my most favourite scene in The Phantom Menace was when Anakin arrived on Coruscant. Seeing that shit in 1999 when I was just 11 absolutely blew my fucking mind and the scene still looks visually stunning even today, in my opinion. As a kid, I wanted to live on Coruscant and Naboo and I still do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Solo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Solo could have and should have been as good as Rogue One but the acting/editing/writing were horrible
        Good prod design and cinematography though

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironic kino. I honestly don't know. I haven't liked a single other Disney star wars production

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty good minus the CGI characters like the Admiral and de-aging Leia. Way better than Han Soi movie, Obi Wan series and the horrible Last garden gnomedi trilogy put together but not as good as Mando S1

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the two movies I’ve fallen asleep watching in a theatre.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. Only 5 and 3 are better. Anyone who says R1 is a bad movie doesn't know what a good movie looks like.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would stuff my fatass cock in the bunny's Jedi anus and asshole. Not even a furry bro.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a decent popcorn flick. Practically Citizen Cain for a Disney Star Wars film. I'm shocked they had a diverse cast without hamfisted SJW messaging. It's pretty much required now.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a decent movie with good visuals, and I like that most of the cast is British, but I hate the CGI Tarkan and Leia

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >human diversity versus human whiteness
    Fucking terrible.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    unoriginal and derivative

    soulless, even if objectively better than Phantom/Clones, it still wasn't created by the original people

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only disney wars where the costumes and sets don't look too fake

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it. It felt fresh but still Star Wars. Kinda tired of all the Jedi focused stuff, was never much a Jedi fan anyway, but the blind monk was cool.
    Everyone had a distinctive personality and role, made it feel like a dungeons and dragons campaign in the SW universe.
    The movie just proved my claims that SW has a lot of potential if you remove Jedi from its focus.

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