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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    heard it was kino

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched it last night. It was alright. Very style-over-substance being a Baz Luhrmann flick, but the style was engaging nonetheless. Good performances from the lead guy as Elvis (though his accent was a bit wonky) and Tom Hanks. It felt quite rushed trying to condense the story into 2.5 hours, the editing was very choppy, but still engaging and it didn't feel its length. Overall would recommend, 6.5/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much of the soundtrack is actually Elvis songs?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but they barely have Elvis songs in it. And they add black rap shit in it because Luhrmann

        Was it historically accurate? Did they do any "jewy" trickery?

        Pretty accurate

        https://i.imgur.com/iGBkRYV.jpg

        Barely focused on young Elvis unfortunately but the late Elvis stuff is really solid

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm very curious how the Zack Snyder version would have turned out. Very stylish which would have been perfect for him.

          >And they add black rap shit in it because Luhrmann
          Bullshit. Rap music played because he was hanging around jazz musicians and basically an Africaphile

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >hanging around jazz musicians
            What the hell does that have to do with rap?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >they barely have Elvis songs in it
          Are you serious or just exaggerating? I won’t watch if they downplay his music in favor of sheboon rap shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >barely have Elvis songs
            Who's the target audience? Old boomer ladies aren't gonna like this.

            There’s lots of elvis songs in it but also modern interpretations which are mostly okay

            Also a meta commentary on elvis appropriating the music originally and the rappers on the soundtrack taking it back

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Wouldn't it make more sense to have jazz and blues artists "taking it back?" Are the filmmakers suggesting rappers are the ambassadors for the entire race?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This sounds fricking abysmal. Black folk are taking credit for rock and roll now?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >barely have Elvis songs
          Who's the target audience? Old boomer ladies aren't gonna like this.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            do you not know the director? look at this other movies and he did the same shit there too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was it historically accurate? Did they do any "jewy" trickery?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Very style-over-substance
      well shit now I have to see it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Very style-over-substance

      yep its a baz luhrmann flick.

      Man can't make a movie to save himself without it being an over-indulgent piece of sparkly shit.

      Great Gatsby was the most sickening experience watching a film in my life.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        > an over-indulgent piece of sparkly shit
        despite this being true, I cant help but love Moulin Rouge.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >despite this being true, I cant help but love Moulin Rouge.

          I feel the same way about Romeo + Juliet despite my hatred for Luhrmann, I love that film and think everything else is trash.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't see it and I don't want to.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the costner elvis convention vegas crime movie was better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3000 miles to Graceland is good

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First turn acts were absolutely shit, third act was absolutely kino.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After he gets out of the army is when it gets good

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is there a scene where he shits himself to death on the toilet?
    i wont watch it otherwise

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    baz makes mediocre movies and nobody in australia likes the c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit.

      We frickin luv Baz. He's the kind of mate who isn't here to frick spiders.

      Baz fricking delivers. He doesn't always bring what you want but he fricking delivers.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Very enjoyable movie but inconsistent as shit, pace is frenetic but also confusing at times, and the movie relies on straight up telling you when/where you are in each scene rather than trying to show it.

    Also, the doja cat verse felt forced and out of place as frick. Luckily aside from that the other music used was decent, obviously not original recordings or even period-accurate but at the same time I feel like that’s part of the point Baz is making.

    Solid 7/10 it’s fun to go along with Baz’s coke-fuelled elvis fantasy, but frick Tom Hanks’ dumb shitty accent too.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly insanely good performance from Butler, cannot believe he did all the singing too like that’s some old Hollywood shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they show him dying on the toilet or does it cut to black once he walks into his house and then the credits roll?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >actually Elvis is basically a Black person
    >also the only reason he became popular is because women wanted the "forbidden fruit" in other words BBC
    >sorry whyte boi
    Why? Why do they keep doing this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      white people were fricking boring fuddy duddies until the 70s anon. I'm sorry it offended your sensibilities but it's true and black culture seemed way more lively and fun back then.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i actually enjoy BLACKED propoganda
        Frick off to /gif/ disgusting cuck

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You lost the culture war. Seethe harder b***h.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >uhhh its okay for white women to want to cheat on their husbands with black guys, they frick better
        Like i mean i seriously cant believe im reading this shit here

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, just give up with those israelite brainwashed schizos. They are unfixable homosexuals. Probably mutts or changz

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >black bvlls just frick better thats why i let my gf cheat
        Its so fricking pathetic

        You lost the culture war. Seethe harder b***h.

        Shouldnt you be prepping your black bvll you pathetic POS

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take your meds schizo
          you're projecting way too much btw
          go jack off to some sissy hyno porn homosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >you dont want a black man to frick your wife? You must be schizo
            Jesus christ Shalomberg could you be more obvious?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              schizo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Jew

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                stay mad beta b***h

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was Captain Marvel referenced Not just Shazam?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    would elvis get away with kissing his fans in today's world?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. He was regarded by the women back then as a sex icon god. Females literally committed suicide after his death

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People are refusing to watch the film because Priscilla was "only 16" when Elvis met her. You tell me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will hold fast to the belief that Elvis never had sex with her until it was legal.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          16 is legal in 31 US States you dumb Black person

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a mutt so I don't know your gaybo laws

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, you're just a dipshit foreigner who knows the laws of the homosexual loving coastal states that shart their propaganda into your eyes on a daily basis.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Granger Smith, kinda like the modern Elvis, did it at a concert I saw him at. It was cool.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am not sure I'm going to see it but the trailer is one of the most kino trailers I've seen in a long time

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    elvis having his own orchestra is pretty damn based.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino.
    >all those cuts between his crotch and women screaming in the first act
    BRAVO BAZ

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    checked IMDB and Marty, Lamar, and Joe Esposito are not in the movie at all. That doesnt make any sense.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whomstever played priscilla presley was an absolute qt3.14

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The scene where she’s begging him to to go to bed wearing a baby doll dress was incredible. I will make many webms of her when I get an hd copy of the movie.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw ywn have a qt3.14 wife asking you to come back to bed
        >tfw you are a 27 yr old kissless/handholdless virgin
        >tfw you can count on one hand the number of girls you have interacted with within a social context
        WHHHHHAAAAT THE FRICK AM I DOING IN THIS ABSOLUTE SHITHOLE, STARTED BACK IN 2012, ITS 2022, FRICKING 4CHINZ

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kino taste. I loved her look when they introduce her with Elvis in the army. Goddamn.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was frickin kino. Austin Butler did a fantastic job. I know other comments mentioned the pacing and editing but the story still held pretty well. It had to be for a wild coke and sex-filled fantasy. The last act was top notch. The Christmas special was kino. Plus, the movie had a lot of qt’s. Actress who played Pricilla very qt.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was an interesting narrative idea to have the story told by the colonel, the villain, but also have him desperately try to justify his own actions but clearly see them shown as seflish and cruel.
      Its a movie about him as much as it is Elvis but done well enough that it doesnt drown Elvis' story out. Its well balanced.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well said. I feel it too, even the side characters get their respected perspectives. Elvis’ family is just as important as he is. The acting really was top tier. With this and Top Gun, I really missed that old Hollywood feel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They should have played more along the accusation of the colonel that the fans/his love for them killed him. Would have made for a better/more ambiguous villain.

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