Amsterdam. It’s like if an AI tried to write an Oscar bait script and then held the cast hostage and threatened to kill them before dosing them with LSD
100 years ago some american businessmen floated the idea of a coup and a retired general called them out publicly. The real story is much more interesting.
Dont look up is genuinely funny. It might be very preachy and as subtle as as sledgehammer, but it made me laugh a few times. The general charging them money for free snacks and how its brought up multiple times throughout the movie is comedy gold.
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What's the worst movie you've ever seen?
I started not finishing trash movies around 5 years ago. I dont waste my time anymore. That being said, truly the worst "big" film Ive ever seen is probably Jojo Rabbit.
>a satirical movie about climate change starring a bunch of obnoxious, far left actors
This sounds like the cringiest thing imaginable yet I hear people say it's not terrible. The only way I can see it not being terrible is if the actors do a meta thing where they have a sense of humor about how no regular person cares about their shitty political and social views.
Thats the irony. Either they didnt watch the film, or they are incapable of looking past some heavy political lens.
The film literally ends with the only important thing being family and friendship. >Dicaprio is corrupted by fame and media, realizes whats important in life and comes home >Lawrence accepts the fact that she will forever be "crazy girl" on social media, meets a nice guy and also "comes home" metaphorically
Its actually a pretty solid flick, minus the "stares into the camera and screams at us" scenes. The soundtrack is 10/10.
This. People who saw this movie saw only the part of their political cult being "shat-on" and got triggered when in realization, everybody was getting shat on and showed how fucked humans are and how incapable the political establishment is at dealing with problems, especially in the US.
>Right wing chudders tried ignoring the problem and diverting it to other shit >Left wing/MSM went full virtue signaling with concerts and shit that didn't really work >Meanwhile the asteroid didn't give a shit about politics
>the people that disagree with me and the people that didn't agree with me enough are both bad
wow what a nuanced take they really were fair to both sides
Thats the irony. Either they didnt watch the film, or they are incapable of looking past some heavy political lens.
The film literally ends with the only important thing being family and friendship. >Dicaprio is corrupted by fame and media, realizes whats important in life and comes home >Lawrence accepts the fact that she will forever be "crazy girl" on social media, meets a nice guy and also "comes home" metaphorically
Its actually a pretty solid flick, minus the "stares into the camera and screams at us" scenes. The soundtrack is 10/10.
>the people who think it's some left vs right film are deranged
those people are right wing chuds, always are always have been
You idiots spammed threads about this movie for a month and called anyone who didn't watch it a chud. What were anons supposed to think? Maybe stop being obnoxious and people will actually watch your movie? Just an idea.
>You idiots spammed threads about this movie for a month and called anyone who didn't watch it a chud.
Take a step back and realize what you are saying. Are you seriously suggesting that 3 strangers on the internet are the same people who "spammed threads about this movie for a month"? Does that not sound incredibly insane to you?
This, but absolutely unironically.
Dicaprio's character, after being corrupted by fame and fortune, discovers that true happiness can't be bought with money and material possesions and it can't be obtained with casual sex and debauchery, so he goes back to a traditional, loving family and in their last moments, they basically pray to God for forgiveness.
>And back in the real world, DiCaprio has another 20-year old girlfriend, and still has mansions and yachts.
Lmao
Oh and none of the films profits (or salaries) were donated to fight climate change.
But the all the politicians in charge were idiotic Hollywood versions of conservatives. All the people in support of it being a hoax were conservatives. Clearly though, there was no message or biases.
It's not terrible, and I say this as a monarchist. American boomer srrrvatives hate it because it dares to tell them that equations don't care about THEIR feels, either.
Luckily there are fewer of them now because Covid culled their fatty herd.
As for worse movies, I'm going with roastie porn like "Chocolat".
I was convinced while watching it that the director was actually being ironic and the joke was completely missed by the cast.
I actually thought it was pretty hilarious, Mark Rylance was great in it.
It’s obviously meant to be a climate change allegory but you don’t have to look at it through that lens. The theme of the movie is that people are retarded and will vehemently believe whatever their favorite person on TV tells them to. Actually pretty hilarious they tried to portray the ‘red’ side as the super majority with all the media backup and everyone thinks the ‘blue’ side are crazy schitzos but when it comes to climate change we all know it’s the opposite lmao
Adam McKay is a Leftist.
He wasn't trying to make a "both sides have good points" film.
Same with The Big Short, in that he blamed the housing collapse on "greedy bankers", instead of the politicians who allowed (and encouraged) it to happen.
Not the anon you're replying too but whether you're right or not fuck Adam McKay's intentions. I liked Don't Look Up well enough and agree it seems he shot his own foot off with the way the movie was made. You're doing the think cucks do with Starship Troopers where you pretend an incompetent director didn't make the movie that they did. Reminder the movie ends with all of the politicians and not-Steve Musk Bezos being eaten by aliens.
I couldn’t care less about the actors, directors, producers etc and what their political beliefs are. They are all modern day jesters and their only job is to entertain. I was entertained by this movie
I live in NYC and I have neighbors who think the whole thing was staged. They think it' aluminum oxide or something.
Others think all the Canada fires were set on purpose, which at least is a possibility.
It's a well made movie
the timing made the message fail anyway, the strawman analogy for climate change deniers came off more like the pro-vax pro-lockdown types..
Even if it was released prior to covid the core premise of the film is flawed- the assertion that climate change is an actual threat to the planet which man is responsible for, rather than a natural occurrence overexagerrated by scientists seeking fame/fortune. It's as stupid as blaming the villagers for ignoring the boy who cried wolf- yeah, after 50 YEARS of saying all of Florida will be underwater in 2 more weeks you have noone to blame but yourself when people tune your bullshit out.
>Even if it was released prior to covid the core premise of the film is flawed- the assertion that climate change is an actual threat to the planet which man is responsible for, rather than a natural occurrence overexagerrated by scientists seeking fame/fortune.
That's because it IS caused by humans and it IS a threat. Don't look up, anon.
I think it really went downhill after they turned back the first attempt..
Up until then it was sharp political satire then just went into the pure absurd
genuinely interested why you hate First Man? I thought it was pretty good, and pretty accurate with exception of a few things.
Everything about it was completely awful. >Terrible characterization >Fictionalization of real events >Dramatization of real events that were much less dramatic >Made the Saturn 5 and the Command Module look like a rusty piece of shit, even though they were brand new vehicles and even had a "new car smell". >Ruined the character of Neil Armstrong >No reverence for the scientists and engineers at NASA; instead they were all just monotone NPCs without any actual character
I could go on.
Watch Apollo 11 (2019) or "From the Earth to the Moon". This piece of shit was completely terrible in almost every aspect.
>It was highly praised by alot of people who worked those programmes.
Like who?
And they were probably just being nice. Apollo 11 (2019) has a higher critic rating too.
>Apollo 11 (2019) has a higher critic rating too.
Are you 12? Who gives a shit about ratings. Youre comparing a documentary to a film about Neil.
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Anonymous
You're right, I don't give a shit about that. But I also don't give a shit about the opinions of ex-NASA engineers on a film because those types of people are too nice to say anything bad about it.
But I'm not, and First Man was TRAAASH.
6 months ago
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>But I'm not, and First Man was TRAAASH.
Unironically filtered.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Fuck off Damien.
Get out and look for a job, you're finished in Hollywood.
"chud policies" would include what you would call "redlining", ensuring that people who cannot afford mortgages won't get them.
The Big Shart glides over the Left side of what led to this, even sneering that to bring it up is blaming "minorities and immigrants". (It's not. It's blaming their manipulators.) Therefore is not successful and thus why we get to call it The Big Shart.
WHY WOULD YOU BLAME POOR MINORITIES FOR TAKING THE LOANS THAT THE BANK (WHO FOR DECADES REFUSED TO GIVE THEM LOANS) GAVE THEM? iF YOU WERE A POOR YOUD BE LIKE WOW i MUST BE READY FIOR THIS IF THIS BIG BANK IS OFFERING IT.
but in reality the loans were predatory and racist, so of course you chuds will defend it.
Of course I (the chud) did the opposite of defend those loans, soijaq.
Those loans were "given" them under force of "civil rights" laws.
Kindly find a truck-kun to take yourself out of this world, maybe a cat girl will find pity on you, because I won't.
it's all part of the commie grift and they work hand and hand bro
democrats are subsiding "disrupting" white areas with global homo loans that already started one recession when their scam collapsed last time.
this isn't being addressed ether.
There is no "left side" of 2008. The SEC was prevented from regulating speculative derivative markets via the commodity futures modernization act of 2000. Loans being packaged using derivatives led to an incentive problem and the rest is history. Anyone who thinks the subprime bubble was caused by anything other than bipartisan, rampant, unfettered greed is an imbecile.
Voting is no longer a responsibility but something that’s done when you feel like it. There are no more citizens on either side of the aisle, just consumers of different flavors. Sadly I doubt you’ll convince him.
And worse still, if you do his response will be disengagement and defeatism. >there’s no point in voting man, like, it’s all just rigged man, they’re all the same
Never >damn we should probably get our shit together and start holding politicians accountable for how they vote, not just how many “owns” they get in circus hearings
Congress doesn’t do its job, but that started when the people stopped doing theirs.
It was a combo.
The Clintons supporting giving out mortgages to poorfag minorities that couldn't afford them.
The Bushes preventing the SEC from doing shit to manage the banks closely.
Combined you had the subprime loan crisis.
its communism bro
they are taking your tax dollars and moving "vibrant and divers" people from all over the globe into you your peaceful neighborhood subsidized by you
lol then when they can't pay they make you pay with bailouts if you're lucky.
>le patriot act was good because it owns the libs >unitary executive theory is good because trump can dab on haters >akshually it’s good when the president can write secret orders to do whatever he wants cuz it’s contrary to the popular thing
You’re such a fucking rube it’s embarrassing.
Imagine a film like that, except it's about Bill & Hillary Clinton and their "Clinton Global Initiative" grift.
Or about Jeffrey Epstein's life.
Oh wait, that will never get made because Hollywood is full of partisan hacks.
>Its almost as if the establishment wants you distracted with things to get mad at...
Coming from someone who probably seethed about Trump for 5+ years and didn't work to improve their career at all.
The pottery, it rhymes so much, it hurts.
Tried to watch this recently.
It would've worked if the characters spent an entire semester/summer in detention or something.
But to have it all take place on one day?
i like films like this and ferris bueler which are all set in just a few hours but have an unrealistic amount of things happening within that time. it makes the films feel kind of timeless
I think the point was they all kind'a new each other but were forced to drop their respective click clinging by being forced to interact in a new click
Not the worst movie I've ever seen but a really bad one I saw recently was Soft & Quiet. It's like the director saw a clip on twitter of some white women acting racist towards a retail worker, and angrily imagined a scenario in her head about what lead up to that and what happened afterwards; she came from a neo-nazi meeting and broke into their house later to lynch them, obviously. It's clearly supposed to be a gritty movie set in almost-reality meant to 'start a conversation', but it totally fucks itself up because the event is completely made-up and the characters act cartoonishly evil to the point of losing any real message it possibly could have had. typical women!
Birds of Prey. Me and a couple of my buddies got massive headaches from it all at the same time. It is the most annoying shit you have ever seen, and the amount of shit shifting around and flashing on screen makes it more puke inducing than even Man of Steel.
Amusement. I'd watched it high at a friend's house and because I was in and out I had been inserting things in my head that didn't actually happen trying to make sense of it.
Like that therapist somehow getting tricked by the psycho into coming down into a dark, unfinished massive underground lair in the middle of fucking nowhere to help the main girl in a fake police room, and keep in mind the therapist WASN'T in on it. She came down through a ten story ladder, through a dark and damp concrete hallway, all to come into this fake police room and not question any of it.
I'd somehow misremembered the girl finding her body outside the room as finding her outfit and a wig so as to say it was the psycho dressing up as her. I was pretty surprised to watch reviews about it later and find out how insanely retarded that movie was.
The one where Jake Gyllenhaal breaks down various machines because he's sad over the death of his wife or some shit. I mean there are mumble-core dramas/comedies but this fucking shit was on another level. Also Vast of Night.
Any movie with Leo can’t be the worst movie ever. He saves it from complete 0/10 just by putting in 100% commitment. I thought the first act was pretty good, and then it fell apart.
Yes. The current zeitgeist is burying your head in the sand about real problems to seethe about trannies and then call yourself a libertarian. Because the state should never overreach unless it’s stopping something gross
It's a critique of all sides of the political spectrum, conservativefags will rather ignore the uncomfortable truth and listen to some strong leader type. Libtards will just jerk themselves off to social media activism instead of actually facing the problem in a constructive way. Journalists and scientists quickly get carried away with the fame and pussy. Iirc it was released in the midst of covid, although it was probably produced more as a metaphor to climate change but both of these two are perfect examples
The movie was absolute dogshit on a basic level. The fact that it happens to affirm your politics does not make it good fuck off
The fact that our real problems continually go unsolved because people don’t have the will to solve them is not a political position. It’s the root of all the angst that keeps building. We argue over trannies while the middle class gets hollowed out. Means testing and pork barreling keeps happening and no one can pass any universal programs. We need teddy Roosevelt 2.0 and a population willing to give him the ammo he needs
>Government gets $3 Trillion per year in spending >NO WE HAVE TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY!!
Kek
6 months ago
Anonymous
Are you retarded? I never said anything about giving the gov more money? Your mind is so broken by emotion you can’t even conceive of anything outside the narrative
6 months ago
Anonymous
>The fact that our real problems continually go unsolved because people don’t have the will to solve them is not a political position. It’s the root of all the angst that keeps building.
Cool.
How do you propose we "solve climate change" without spending any more money?
6 months ago
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I’m gonna need you to set the goalposts before I hit them, because if I’m right your entire worldview is about reacting to things you don’t like or were told not to like. So let me ask, what counts as “spending a dollar”? If we invest in a nuclear plant that takes 10 years to build but is 10x as cost efficient does that count? Or if I said nuclear would you just have an emotional reaction and start repeating things you heard secondhand?
We live in a world where people are not just against an electric vehicle for practical reasons but political ones. I’ve heard people say “well the gas has to be burnt in the power plant anyway so why is that any different?” And that’s as far as they’re willing to go into research. Morons like that are the ones voting.
6 months ago
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Do you believe EVs are less impactful for the environment when you have to mine a shitload of lithium and precious metals to produce them?
6 months ago
Anonymous
And dispose of the millions of batteries. Aka best case in western europe they are recycled. Everywhere else its the ocean or a landfill
6 months ago
Anonymous
Why does the Government have a say at all?
Why doesn't the government just ALLOW electric companies to build nuclear power plants?
We don't need the government to fix this problem, as clearly indicated by your lack of an answer to a simple question.
It's a critique of all sides of the political spectrum, conservativefags will rather ignore the uncomfortable truth and listen to some strong leader type. Libtards will just jerk themselves off to social media activism instead of actually facing the problem in a constructive way. Journalists and scientists quickly get carried away with the fame and pussy. Iirc it was released in the midst of covid, although it was probably produced more as a metaphor to climate change but both of these two are perfect examples
>Rightards are bad for not being left >Leftards are bad for not being left enough
It's like a movie about capitalism vs communism, with capitalists critiqued for ignoring the truth, and communists for not being revolutionary enough. It doesn't really work as a critique of both sides, when you clearly assert what the correct option is.
Yep, Don't Look Up defense is the same defense that people run for the Boys. Adam McKay and Eric Kripke have very clear agendas, they even say what their political leanings are in interviews. It's ridiculous to believe the 'both sides' argument.
Nah youre lying, this movie wasnt great but if its actually the worst youve ever seen then you probably just watch free tv stuff or maybe youre mentally disabled im not sure
Agreed. The horror of WWI was the scale of destruction and the periods of unrelenting violence and shelling. Making it about two guys making their way through the countryside does nothing to capture what made that war so terrible. War Horse unironically has better battle scenes.
It's not a good movie.
The director can't explain boring financial concepts, so he has cut-away gags featuring people like Margot Robbie and Anthony Bourdain.
Then weirdly shot parts with Steve Carrell's character.
It's not a good film.
The movie also has fictionalized elements, and literally tells that to the audience in the film. It's rare to see a film as poorly constructed as this one.
After posting in /film/, getting into Criterion films and """"proper""" films I can assure you the whole LE ARTHOUSE scene is pretentious retards that just say you didn't get it if you criticise anything
Justice League was so bad that I genuinely forgot I had watched it the next day. Some people at work were talking about it and my first thought was "I wish I had seen that so I could contribute to this conversation." (Talking about the original release, btw; I never cared enough to see the Snyder cut)
that jack reacher movie with tom cruise was extremely cringe to me. one of the first movies i ever outright just stopped watching. there was some scene where he threatened some baddie with a shakespeare quote and i just had to turn it off.
This was really fucking bad, even to someone who normally likes horror movies. It was like they went out of their way to jam as many cliches in as possible in the laziest and shittiest way they possibly could. It felt like a comedic fake movie you'd see people watching for a few seconds in a real movie.
The massive praise and billion sequels it got is just baffling
Technically the worst film I've seen was 7 Magnificent Gladiators, the nadir of the Seven Samurai ripoffs of the 70's, but the one I hated the most was Army of the Dead.
The problem here is that TLJ has excellent production value. It can't be in a realistic running for worst film ever. It's fucking awful, but it's still a very competently constructed film despite it being utter nonsense.
I've psyop'd myself into thinking 12 Angry Men is actually one of the worst movies ever made. It's probably the origin of the "it insists upon itself" meme. I'd explain why in better detail but my dog won't stop barking.
>it came right after Private Ryan
For me it was literally right after. My dad bought both movies for me on DVD in '99 for Christmas and we watched them both that night. We both talked for a long time about how fucking terrible that movie was and how it was a complete waste of time. We both really like SPR though.
That was the last Christmas we spent together because the cancer came back and took him in August.
considering it came right after Private Ryan, shit was boring as fuck..
>it came right after Private Ryan
For me it was literally right after. My dad bought both movies for me on DVD in '99 for Christmas and we watched them both that night. We both talked for a long time about how fucking terrible that movie was and how it was a complete waste of time. We both really like SPR though.
That was the last Christmas we spent together because the cancer came back and took him in August.
i watched it after my deployment and it hit a little differently
Terrible ending that felt tacked on, or reshot or something, to make it some stupid Robin Hood anti-Capitalist shit, but I quite like the rest and thought Timberlake did surprisingly better than expected.
Admittedly I've always had a soft spot for this concept, and this minimalist GATTACA style of movie, but in at least one of the original stories this is 'inspired' by, guy becomes one of the immortal elite at the end. He basically figures out poor people are often poor for a reason and he can't do much about that, not his fault, and literally not his problem. Would have preferred that ending here too. Would have been pretty awesome, (actually wonder if Hollyfags deleted something like it).
It was good until the producer realized it was shitting on DRUMPF enough and added a retarded montage that undercut half the points and jokes of the movie
Yeah I left the theater so disappointed with this one. It's got some scenes that are like works of art, but a couple artistic scenes do not make an entertaining movie.
I love military history and even that bias couldn't save it for me >three timeline structure really didn't work >the civillian boatlift reveal was underwhelming >Nolan's insistence on no cgi fucked up the scale, that beach should have been 10x more crowded and there should have been way more air/naval activity
Only good bits were the dogfighting and the ship being torpedoed
Loved the Eragon books as a kid, so I went to see the movie adaptation. As a kid I had garbage taste (hence liking those books in the first place) but even back then I hated that movie.
And no, it wasn't bad just because of the differences from the book. It was horribly cast apart from Jeremy Irons, had bad effects, worse writing, and was an adaptation of a book that was mediocre to begin with
Were they good? After high school I went back to try and finish the series and found it wasn't nearly as good as middle-school me thought it was. I found the brother (Roran? Rurik?) had a way more interesting story with his odyssey across the world than Eragon's main story. Same with his half-brother and the elf chick. Eragon himself is the most boring character in his own story.
As far as books for older kids/younger teens they’re not bad but they’re not high literature. I think anyone older than like 16 max wouldn’t hold interest. And yeah the brother (cousin?) was way more interesting, his weapon was a mace or warhammer or some badass blunt instrument. Elf chick and the whole elf culture was interesting but she was kind of a cunt and Mary sue, though iirc there is a part where they’re in a hot spring or something and Eragon notes she has no body hair anywhere heh
For me it was ruined the moment a friend pointed out that the plot mirrored Star Wars so closely. Because at that point I was halfway through and was able to guess the coming plot points
Sure enough, the next book ended with a revelation that a villain was a close relative of the hero, after a duel where the hero lost.
Gave it up after that
>Star Wars
Exactly. The fantasy element can trigger imagination which is good, but the plot itself is nothing special. I guess I’d much rather my kids read those books than watch TV, put it that way. Hunger Games and Harry Potter are both much better.
completely nonsensical story and supergirl blows up her entire planet and has zero reaction to it and just starts a life on earth without acknowledging what just happened
reading about serious topics like climate change on this site makes me angry
this is a serious complicated topic and yet braindead fucks here are discussing it with 1 liners and treating an issue that impacts us all like talking about a movie
>serious topics
Going to give you a break and assume you’re <21 yo. This young terminally online generation is emotionally overstimulated and unironically just need to touch grass.
I went to UC Berkeley for a masters in energy science. One class was about the social and cultural backgrounds of specific energy issues. There was a lot of environmental justice, women’s rights in Africa kind of stuff but it was actually a very unbiased and logical class. Required for my field but also counted as a science credit for undergrads, and the prof was the one who resigned from Trump’s White House position with a letter spelling out “impeach” with the first letter of each paragraph, so obviously his class was very popular with the Berkeley youth. A few classes in we start on nuclear >If we just cut off fossil fuels completely today, billions will die. If what everyone is saying about climate change is real, that we only have a few short years left before the point of no return, then the only viable option is nuclear energy. So why aren’t any of these politicians pushing for nuclear energy?
Lol a couple dyed hair teenagers tried to argue back but you can guess how that went.
You can relax dude even if it’s all real the people in charge are hilariously incompetent and if we’re fucked there’s no fixing it.
Not even joking. Paid for a ticket to see if it would be a good movie and its literally her crying 60% of the time that she's an invincible woman with god-like powers and I left mid way
honestly one of them is Noctural Animals. i just didn't buy the whole rape/killing incident, it felt like it was trying to be dramatic/brutal but i wasnt convinced at all. and the opening "lynchian" sequence was a complete non sequitor to the rest of the movie, which pissed me off more.
>start nocturnal animals blind after some random guy said it was pretty disturbing >start it >literally the very first frame is a fully naked obese granny
Turned it off right there
The Many Saints of Newark was worse.
Jesse Pinkman movie worse I remember literally nothing about tit
I wish I could forget Many Saints.
Amsterdam. It’s like if an AI tried to write an Oscar bait script and then held the cast hostage and threatened to kill them before dosing them with LSD
What was that movie even about? I found it funny that it bombed because they banked so hard on people liking the actors
100 years ago some american businessmen floated the idea of a coup and a retired general called them out publicly. The real story is much more interesting.
He did the same fucking thing with American Hustle, except that actually snookered critics for a minute.
Don't look up wasn't the best film ever made but it wasn't that bad.
I'd honestly have to say The Last Jedi pretty much ruined modern movies for me.
Dont look up is genuinely funny. It might be very preachy and as subtle as as sledgehammer, but it made me laugh a few times. The general charging them money for free snacks and how its brought up multiple times throughout the movie is comedy gold.
I started not finishing trash movies around 5 years ago. I dont waste my time anymore. That being said, truly the worst "big" film Ive ever seen is probably Jojo Rabbit.
>Dont look up is genuinely funny.
based. i liked the ron pearlman bits
>The Last Jedi
Rise of Skywalker was way worse.
Drive
>a satirical movie about climate change starring a bunch of obnoxious, far left actors
This sounds like the cringiest thing imaginable yet I hear people say it's not terrible. The only way I can see it not being terrible is if the actors do a meta thing where they have a sense of humor about how no regular person cares about their shitty political and social views.
No it is genuinely just terrible.
it was comfy and pro-family. the people who think it's some left vs right film are deranged
Thats the irony. Either they didnt watch the film, or they are incapable of looking past some heavy political lens.
The film literally ends with the only important thing being family and friendship.
>Dicaprio is corrupted by fame and media, realizes whats important in life and comes home
>Lawrence accepts the fact that she will forever be "crazy girl" on social media, meets a nice guy and also "comes home" metaphorically
Its actually a pretty solid flick, minus the "stares into the camera and screams at us" scenes. The soundtrack is 10/10.
This. People who saw this movie saw only the part of their political cult being "shat-on" and got triggered when in realization, everybody was getting shat on and showed how fucked humans are and how incapable the political establishment is at dealing with problems, especially in the US.
>Right wing chudders tried ignoring the problem and diverting it to other shit
>Left wing/MSM went full virtue signaling with concerts and shit that didn't really work
>Meanwhile the asteroid didn't give a shit about politics
>the people that disagree with me and the people that didn't agree with me enough are both bad
wow what a nuanced take they really were fair to both sides
Yeah because a triple million dollar movie should go full woke or full MIGA, because that's a good business strategy.
It did go full woke you retard. The criticisms of the left in the movie were that they weren’t woke enough.
climate change isn't real homosexual and so your bean flick was built on a faulty premise.
>the people who think it's some left vs right film are deranged
those people are right wing chuds, always are always have been
You idiots spammed threads about this movie for a month and called anyone who didn't watch it a chud. What were anons supposed to think? Maybe stop being obnoxious and people will actually watch your movie? Just an idea.
>You idiots spammed threads about this movie for a month and called anyone who didn't watch it a chud.
Take a step back and realize what you are saying. Are you seriously suggesting that 3 strangers on the internet are the same people who "spammed threads about this movie for a month"? Does that not sound incredibly insane to you?
>Maybe stop being obnoxious
WHAT A THING TO SAY LOL
Wow they resemble drumpf supporters, bravo McKay!!!!
Cherrypicked Maga people. You can do the same for liberals.
lol I had to laugh at this even though I know soon I will have to kill you in hand-to-hand combat in the war
This, but absolutely unironically.
Dicaprio's character, after being corrupted by fame and fortune, discovers that true happiness can't be bought with money and material possesions and it can't be obtained with casual sex and debauchery, so he goes back to a traditional, loving family and in their last moments, they basically pray to God for forgiveness.
>And back in the real world, DiCaprio has another 20-year old girlfriend, and still has mansions and yachts.
Lmao
Oh and none of the films profits (or salaries) were donated to fight climate change.
Well yeah, you can't expect anything from rich people. All actors are the same.
But the all the politicians in charge were idiotic Hollywood versions of conservatives. All the people in support of it being a hoax were conservatives. Clearly though, there was no message or biases.
It's not terrible, and I say this as a monarchist. American boomer srrrvatives hate it because it dares to tell them that equations don't care about THEIR feels, either.
Luckily there are fewer of them now because Covid culled their fatty herd.
As for worse movies, I'm going with roastie porn like "Chocolat".
I was convinced while watching it that the director was actually being ironic and the joke was completely missed by the cast.
I actually thought it was pretty hilarious, Mark Rylance was great in it.
It’s obviously meant to be a climate change allegory but you don’t have to look at it through that lens. The theme of the movie is that people are retarded and will vehemently believe whatever their favorite person on TV tells them to. Actually pretty hilarious they tried to portray the ‘red’ side as the super majority with all the media backup and everyone thinks the ‘blue’ side are crazy schitzos but when it comes to climate change we all know it’s the opposite lmao
Adam McKay is a Leftist.
He wasn't trying to make a "both sides have good points" film.
Same with The Big Short, in that he blamed the housing collapse on "greedy bankers", instead of the politicians who allowed (and encouraged) it to happen.
Not the anon you're replying too but whether you're right or not fuck Adam McKay's intentions. I liked Don't Look Up well enough and agree it seems he shot his own foot off with the way the movie was made. You're doing the think cucks do with Starship Troopers where you pretend an incompetent director didn't make the movie that they did. Reminder the movie ends with all of the politicians and not-Steve Musk Bezos being eaten by aliens.
I couldn’t care less about the actors, directors, producers etc and what their political beliefs are. They are all modern day jesters and their only job is to entertain. I was entertained by this movie
it's stupid because climate change is shilled by all of the powerful corporations. the narrative that nobody is listening is bullshit
dont look up was a good film, which is why you used it to get people to rage post in your thread.
i saw people saying
>how do we know the orange sky in new york is not a cgi?
this movie wasn't supposed to be a documentary
You naggers STILL think Rittenhouse shot a bunch of black people.
who are you talking about? And how is this related to my post?
How is a forest fire in Canada related to you being mad at people skeptical of your Doomsday agenda?
you haven't seen the movie
You fucken homo
Broken bot in aisle 4
I live in NYC and I have neighbors who think the whole thing was staged. They think it' aluminum oxide or something.
Others think all the Canada fires were set on purpose, which at least is a possibility.
>Others think all the Canada fires were set on purpose
probably were
if you cross state lines the skies are blue
>there exists people that enjoyed "don't look up" and they're in this thread right now
maybe oppenheimer was the good guy after all.
It's a well made movie
the timing made the message fail anyway, the strawman analogy for climate change deniers came off more like the pro-vax pro-lockdown types..
Even if it was released prior to covid the core premise of the film is flawed- the assertion that climate change is an actual threat to the planet which man is responsible for, rather than a natural occurrence overexagerrated by scientists seeking fame/fortune. It's as stupid as blaming the villagers for ignoring the boy who cried wolf- yeah, after 50 YEARS of saying all of Florida will be underwater in 2 more weeks you have noone to blame but yourself when people tune your bullshit out.
This. Also the comedy was fucking atrocious and I was cringing so hard that I would have left if it wasn’t Christmas and I didn’t wanna be a grinch.
>Even if it was released prior to covid the core premise of the film is flawed- the assertion that climate change is an actual threat to the planet which man is responsible for, rather than a natural occurrence overexagerrated by scientists seeking fame/fortune.
That's because it IS caused by humans and it IS a threat. Don't look up, anon.
Why have predictions been so wrong for so long then?
The scene where the bots failed and they realized they were all gonna die was grade A kino.
I think it really went downhill after they turned back the first attempt..
Up until then it was sharp political satire then just went into the pure absurd
>dramatic shot of an article
>"parents more likely to buy toys when kids ask for them"
stopped watching right there
Which means advertisers target kids, people without the sense to recognize marketing as bullshit.
Yeah, fucking this shit. Corporations are 'teh evil' because profit motive.
Meanwhile get actual evil corporations due to ESL and other Globohomo shit, and profits (or lack thereof) only way to fix problem.
le heckin based retard who thinks any criticism of the system which enslaves him is some fucking Marxist tome
Knock Knock
Probably one of the worst films of all time.
Completely insulting to the entire country of the US and everyone who worked on the Apollo program.
Contrasted with one of the best films of the past few years.
>they think we actually went to the moon
Come on, anons. Just use your brains for once instead being spoonfed government lies
literally how
Everything about it was completely awful.
>Terrible characterization
>Fictionalization of real events
>Dramatization of real events that were much less dramatic
>Made the Saturn 5 and the Command Module look like a rusty piece of shit, even though they were brand new vehicles and even had a "new car smell".
>Ruined the character of Neil Armstrong
>No reverence for the scientists and engineers at NASA; instead they were all just monotone NPCs without any actual character
I could go on.
Watch Apollo 11 (2019) or "From the Earth to the Moon". This piece of shit was completely terrible in almost every aspect.
Did we watch the same film? It was highly praised by alot of people who worked those programmes.
>It was highly praised by alot of people who worked those programmes.
Like who?
And they were probably just being nice. Apollo 11 (2019) has a higher critic rating too.
>Apollo 11 (2019) has a higher critic rating too.
Are you 12? Who gives a shit about ratings. Youre comparing a documentary to a film about Neil.
You're right, I don't give a shit about that. But I also don't give a shit about the opinions of ex-NASA engineers on a film because those types of people are too nice to say anything bad about it.
But I'm not, and First Man was TRAAASH.
>But I'm not, and First Man was TRAAASH.
Unironically filtered.
Fuck off Damien.
Get out and look for a job, you're finished in Hollywood.
genuinely interested why you hate First Man? I thought it was pretty good, and pretty accurate with exception of a few things.
he's not black
>Whitey’s goin’ to the moon.
The Happening with Mark Wallburg
What? No way!
The Gambler with Mark Wallburger and Brie Larson.
Shit film, but it has an incredibly memorable monologue.
Nah, even John Goodman sucks in this.
Fuck you
Fuck you Roseanne.
And tell your husband I will murder him if he does another sauna scene.
Fat fuck.
12 year olds dude
The one where ScarJo used 100% of her brain.
That was just her over dosing and dying. It was a metaphor for getting really high and seeing things.
This one too.
Adam McKay should've stuck to terrible Will Farrell comedies.
you just dont like it because it successfully exposes how bad chud policies are for the american people
"chud policies" would include what you would call "redlining", ensuring that people who cannot afford mortgages won't get them.
The Big Shart glides over the Left side of what led to this, even sneering that to bring it up is blaming "minorities and immigrants". (It's not. It's blaming their manipulators.) Therefore is not successful and thus why we get to call it The Big Shart.
WHY WOULD YOU BLAME POOR MINORITIES FOR TAKING THE LOANS THAT THE BANK (WHO FOR DECADES REFUSED TO GIVE THEM LOANS) GAVE THEM? iF YOU WERE A POOR YOUD BE LIKE WOW i MUST BE READY FIOR THIS IF THIS BIG BANK IS OFFERING IT.
but in reality the loans were predatory and racist, so of course you chuds will defend it.
Of course I (the chud) did the opposite of defend those loans, soijaq.
Those loans were "given" them under force of "civil rights" laws.
Kindly find a truck-kun to take yourself out of this world, maybe a cat girl will find pity on you, because I won't.
it's all part of the commie grift and they work hand and hand bro
democrats are subsiding "disrupting" white areas with global homo loans that already started one recession when their scam collapsed last time.
this isn't being addressed ether.
There is no "left side" of 2008. The SEC was prevented from regulating speculative derivative markets via the commodity futures modernization act of 2000. Loans being packaged using derivatives led to an incentive problem and the rest is history. Anyone who thinks the subprime bubble was caused by anything other than bipartisan, rampant, unfettered greed is an imbecile.
Voting is no longer a responsibility but something that’s done when you feel like it. There are no more citizens on either side of the aisle, just consumers of different flavors. Sadly I doubt you’ll convince him.
And worse still, if you do his response will be disengagement and defeatism.
>there’s no point in voting man, like, it’s all just rigged man, they’re all the same
Never
>damn we should probably get our shit together and start holding politicians accountable for how they vote, not just how many “owns” they get in circus hearings
Congress doesn’t do its job, but that started when the people stopped doing theirs.
It was a combo.
The Clintons supporting giving out mortgages to poorfag minorities that couldn't afford them.
The Bushes preventing the SEC from doing shit to manage the banks closely.
Combined you had the subprime loan crisis.
its communism bro
they are taking your tax dollars and moving "vibrant and divers" people from all over the globe into you your peaceful neighborhood subsidized by you
lol then when they can't pay they make you pay with bailouts if you're lucky.
>obama
>chud
>chud policies
if you only knew homosexual but soon
verry soon
you will the full force of "chud big dick policies" in you sisters chooch
But it doesn't, though. It's what dumb people think smart people are supposed to sound like.
Never saw that one, but I really liked Vice
>le republicans bad
>le patriot act was good because it owns the libs
>unitary executive theory is good because trump can dab on haters
>akshually it’s good when the president can write secret orders to do whatever he wants cuz it’s contrary to the popular thing
You’re such a fucking rube it’s embarrassing.
Imagine a film like that, except it's about Bill & Hillary Clinton and their "Clinton Global Initiative" grift.
Or about Jeffrey Epstein's life.
Oh wait, that will never get made because Hollywood is full of partisan hacks.
Its almost as if the establishment wants you distracted with things to get mad at... and you fall for it.
>Its almost as if the establishment wants you distracted with things to get mad at...
Coming from someone who probably seethed about Trump for 5+ years and didn't work to improve their career at all.
The pottery, it rhymes so much, it hurts.
You know what they say about assumptions right?
>actually your point makes no sense because you’re a hypocrite according to these things I made up in my head
Classic
Or about Obama who did the same evil and terrible shit as Bush and Cheney.
Tried to watch this recently.
It would've worked if the characters spent an entire semester/summer in detention or something.
But to have it all take place on one day?
Blindspotting or Breathless
still the worst offense of the film is the conclusion of giving the characters (except the nerd lol) their respective partners
Yeah, that was egregious and actually undermined the entire point of the film.
It's hilarious how the delinquent psychologically break the rich girl to the point of crying and she still seeks for him in the end
this, they should have just hung out together as a group after leaving or if they have to pair up have Bender walk off alone, echoing the intro
leave it to only one day was also a mistake.
I can only assume this film aged terribly because it is always toted as a cult classic yet it totally sucked.
i like films like this and ferris bueler which are all set in just a few hours but have an unrealistic amount of things happening within that time. it makes the films feel kind of timeless
I think the point was they all kind'a new each other but were forced to drop their respective click clinging by being forced to interact in a new click
Not the worst movie I've ever seen but a really bad one I saw recently was Soft & Quiet. It's like the director saw a clip on twitter of some white women acting racist towards a retail worker, and angrily imagined a scenario in her head about what lead up to that and what happened afterwards; she came from a neo-nazi meeting and broke into their house later to lynch them, obviously. It's clearly supposed to be a gritty movie set in almost-reality meant to 'start a conversation', but it totally fucks itself up because the event is completely made-up and the characters act cartoonishly evil to the point of losing any real message it possibly could have had. typical women!
what's that trash rape revenge movie plebbitors bean flicked to a few years ago?
I didn't watch it because I'm enlightened but it was pretty bad
You now remember this completely terrible film that actually won awards.
I remember that critics and Hollywood were sucking its dick to a ridiculous extent which immediately told me it's shit so I never watched it.
I didn't watch it because I dont watch movies, but this was trash, and probably the point you can trace back to the beginning of Nu wood
It is not only based, it led to a series which featured Eric Roberts' best work, and also starred Dennis Hopper.
Birds of Prey. Me and a couple of my buddies got massive headaches from it all at the same time. It is the most annoying shit you have ever seen, and the amount of shit shifting around and flashing on screen makes it more puke inducing than even Man of Steel.
avengers endgame. Wost part is that I had to watch it twice, second time with the mistress
OP you posted it, this movie fundamentally failed on every count.
Just retarded.
I was kind of upset by Don't Look Up, so I felt that I was probably the type of person that it was directed to. I liked that.
Joe vs. The Volcano
Gangs of New York.
It was alright.
Better than Shutter Island.
>Don't Look Up My Bumhole, starring Jennifer Lawrence.
You couldn't make it up.
still seething about this movie? move on with your life
Mr. Destiny
Oh shit, this is bad? Because it looked interesting
Thanks for reminding me of its existence though
meryl streep is in way too much cringe shit in this stage of her life
Amusement. I'd watched it high at a friend's house and because I was in and out I had been inserting things in my head that didn't actually happen trying to make sense of it.
Like that therapist somehow getting tricked by the psycho into coming down into a dark, unfinished massive underground lair in the middle of fucking nowhere to help the main girl in a fake police room, and keep in mind the therapist WASN'T in on it. She came down through a ten story ladder, through a dark and damp concrete hallway, all to come into this fake police room and not question any of it.
I'd somehow misremembered the girl finding her body outside the room as finding her outfit and a wig so as to say it was the psycho dressing up as her. I was pretty surprised to watch reviews about it later and find out how insanely retarded that movie was.
The one where Jake Gyllenhaal breaks down various machines because he's sad over the death of his wife or some shit. I mean there are mumble-core dramas/comedies but this fucking shit was on another level. Also Vast of Night.
Monster-A-Go-Go
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Things
Satan House
After Last Season
Z tier borderline unwatchable films are so numerous it feels like cheating but if you're gonna go that way i'll say Mark of the Astro Zombies
Don't look up what?
don't look up what Lovecraft's cat is called
THAT'S MY BOY (2012). A waste of time.
Premise could have worked as a Todd Solondz type movie.
Any movie with Leo can’t be the worst movie ever. He saves it from complete 0/10 just by putting in 100% commitment. I thought the first act was pretty good, and then it fell apart.
Leo is and has always been a merely mediocre actor.
As cringe as this movie was at times, it caught something nice about the current zeitgeist
is the current zeitgeist unfunny and 40 minutes too long?
Yes. The current zeitgeist is burying your head in the sand about real problems to seethe about trannies and then call yourself a libertarian. Because the state should never overreach unless it’s stopping something gross
The movie was absolute dogshit on a basic level. The fact that it happens to affirm your politics does not make it good fuck off
The fact that our real problems continually go unsolved because people don’t have the will to solve them is not a political position. It’s the root of all the angst that keeps building. We argue over trannies while the middle class gets hollowed out. Means testing and pork barreling keeps happening and no one can pass any universal programs. We need teddy Roosevelt 2.0 and a population willing to give him the ammo he needs
>Government gets $3 Trillion per year in spending
>NO WE HAVE TO GIVE THEM MORE MONEY!!
Kek
Are you retarded? I never said anything about giving the gov more money? Your mind is so broken by emotion you can’t even conceive of anything outside the narrative
>The fact that our real problems continually go unsolved because people don’t have the will to solve them is not a political position. It’s the root of all the angst that keeps building.
Cool.
How do you propose we "solve climate change" without spending any more money?
I’m gonna need you to set the goalposts before I hit them, because if I’m right your entire worldview is about reacting to things you don’t like or were told not to like. So let me ask, what counts as “spending a dollar”? If we invest in a nuclear plant that takes 10 years to build but is 10x as cost efficient does that count? Or if I said nuclear would you just have an emotional reaction and start repeating things you heard secondhand?
We live in a world where people are not just against an electric vehicle for practical reasons but political ones. I’ve heard people say “well the gas has to be burnt in the power plant anyway so why is that any different?” And that’s as far as they’re willing to go into research. Morons like that are the ones voting.
Do you believe EVs are less impactful for the environment when you have to mine a shitload of lithium and precious metals to produce them?
And dispose of the millions of batteries. Aka best case in western europe they are recycled. Everywhere else its the ocean or a landfill
Why does the Government have a say at all?
Why doesn't the government just ALLOW electric companies to build nuclear power plants?
We don't need the government to fix this problem, as clearly indicated by your lack of an answer to a simple question.
It's a critique of all sides of the political spectrum, conservativefags will rather ignore the uncomfortable truth and listen to some strong leader type. Libtards will just jerk themselves off to social media activism instead of actually facing the problem in a constructive way. Journalists and scientists quickly get carried away with the fame and pussy. Iirc it was released in the midst of covid, although it was probably produced more as a metaphor to climate change but both of these two are perfect examples
What’s the solution?
Idk anon I'm just a homosexual that watches movies after my 9-to-5 job
Sharia
Based. White Sharia now. Throw homosexuals off rooftops. No more women’s rights. 110 and never again for israelite.
>Rightards are bad for not being left
>Leftards are bad for not being left enough
It's like a movie about capitalism vs communism, with capitalists critiqued for ignoring the truth, and communists for not being revolutionary enough. It doesn't really work as a critique of both sides, when you clearly assert what the correct option is.
Yep, Don't Look Up defense is the same defense that people run for the Boys. Adam McKay and Eric Kripke have very clear agendas, they even say what their political leanings are in interviews. It's ridiculous to believe the 'both sides' argument.
>Journalists and scientists get fame and pussy
Nah youre lying, this movie wasnt great but if its actually the worst youve ever seen then you probably just watch free tv stuff or maybe youre mentally disabled im not sure
>this movie wasnt great but i
it was great, stop lying chud
This movie was good though. Anyone who says it isnt hasn't watched it.
just watched Breathing Room (2008) yesterday. I didn't like it one bit
Monster Hunter starring 'my wife' was bad? Didn't see that coming.
Picnic at Hanging Rock probably
>Picnic at Hanging Rock
filtered
Shockingly overrated film. Im a huge history lover and I couldnt finish the film.
Agreed. The horror of WWI was the scale of destruction and the periods of unrelenting violence and shelling. Making it about two guys making their way through the countryside does nothing to capture what made that war so terrible. War Horse unironically has better battle scenes.
War Horse sucked. Total slog. Both unpleasantly dreary and painfully boring.
disagree
it had some cool vignettes and reduced the conflict down to the solder and his mission.
After Last Season
Cool Cat saves the kids
Atom Age Vampire (1960)
Grown Ups
Diary of the Dead
Unfunny comedy movies or torture to watch, this one is the worst I've seen.
are*
Qrd?
It's not a good movie.
The director can't explain boring financial concepts, so he has cut-away gags featuring people like Margot Robbie and Anthony Bourdain.
Then weirdly shot parts with Steve Carrell's character.
It's not a good film.
The movie also has fictionalized elements, and literally tells that to the audience in the film. It's rare to see a film as poorly constructed as this one.
I hate /film/ and their fart sniffing asses for recommending me this piece of shit, what a fucking waste of time of a movie and FUCK French cinema
After posting in /film/, getting into Criterion films and """"proper""" films I can assure you the whole LE ARTHOUSE scene is pretentious retards that just say you didn't get it if you criticise anything
stick to videogames you cannot play, basic bitch
>t. pretentious homosexual
Pacific Rim 2
In terms of downgrade and utter destruction of my soul…catastrophic
Honestly still a kino flick to watch during the holiday season while drunk on egg nog
Justice League was so bad that I genuinely forgot I had watched it the next day. Some people at work were talking about it and my first thought was "I wish I had seen that so I could contribute to this conversation." (Talking about the original release, btw; I never cared enough to see the Snyder cut)
that jack reacher movie with tom cruise was extremely cringe to me. one of the first movies i ever outright just stopped watching. there was some scene where he threatened some baddie with a shakespeare quote and i just had to turn it off.
This was really fucking bad, even to someone who normally likes horror movies. It was like they went out of their way to jam as many cliches in as possible in the laziest and shittiest way they possibly could. It felt like a comedic fake movie you'd see people watching for a few seconds in a real movie.
The massive praise and billion sequels it got is just baffling
These movies are fun
In theaters the worst movies I've seen were probably
>The Whole 10 Yards
>Hancock
>Contagion
Would probably say The Interview but I couldn't make it halfway through that bullshit
Pompeii, its a bad gladiator movie, a bad romance movie and a bad disaster movie.
Clerks 3
I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes and turned it off
Technically the worst film I've seen was 7 Magnificent Gladiators, the nadir of the Seven Samurai ripoffs of the 70's, but the one I hated the most was Army of the Dead.
Sucker Punch
This piece of fucking shit
what the fuck that was great
Get fucked, I hate the film, I hate Seattle, I hate the stupid bitch main girl and most of all I hate (You)
>mark duplass
Of all the Hollywood pieces of shit I want to kill, I want to kill him the most.
The Big Sick
Across the Spider verse (downloaded)
This film was a 2 and 1 half hour piece of shit in picrel
The problem here is that TLJ has excellent production value. It can't be in a realistic running for worst film ever. It's fucking awful, but it's still a very competently constructed film despite it being utter nonsense.
I've psyop'd myself into thinking 12 Angry Men is actually one of the worst movies ever made. It's probably the origin of the "it insists upon itself" meme. I'd explain why in better detail but my dog won't stop barking.
Fight me
*fight you*
considering it came right after Private Ryan, shit was boring as fuck..
>it came right after Private Ryan
For me it was literally right after. My dad bought both movies for me on DVD in '99 for Christmas and we watched them both that night. We both talked for a long time about how fucking terrible that movie was and how it was a complete waste of time. We both really like SPR though.
That was the last Christmas we spent together because the cancer came back and took him in August.
i watched it after my deployment and it hit a little differently
Actually made me laugh quite a bit but still trash. Haven't seen many bad movies
This film was so bad it basically killed Justin Timberlake's movie career (well, at least as an "action star").
Holy fucking jesus that movie is literally just this.
Terrible ending that felt tacked on, or reshot or something, to make it some stupid Robin Hood anti-Capitalist shit, but I quite like the rest and thought Timberlake did surprisingly better than expected.
Admittedly I've always had a soft spot for this concept, and this minimalist GATTACA style of movie, but in at least one of the original stories this is 'inspired' by, guy becomes one of the immortal elite at the end. He basically figures out poor people are often poor for a reason and he can't do much about that, not his fault, and literally not his problem. Would have preferred that ending here too. Would have been pretty awesome, (actually wonder if Hollyfags deleted something like it).
I don't know if I can definitively pick one, but I remember Elektra (2005) being god fucking awful.
Spiral (2021)
Branded
movie 43
freddy got fingered
baby geniuses 2
2001
Freddy got Fingered is hilarious.
>hollywood makes a movie about how hollywood thinks regular people think/act
>they forget to make it actually fun
It was good until the producer realized it was shitting on DRUMPF enough and added a retarded montage that undercut half the points and jokes of the movie
Dunkirk was awful
Yeah I left the theater so disappointed with this one. It's got some scenes that are like works of art, but a couple artistic scenes do not make an entertaining movie.
I love military history and even that bias couldn't save it for me
>three timeline structure really didn't work
>the civillian boatlift reveal was underwhelming
>Nolan's insistence on no cgi fucked up the scale, that beach should have been 10x more crowded and there should have been way more air/naval activity
Only good bits were the dogfighting and the ship being torpedoed
This 100%
The movie isn't bad, but it's dissapointing how good it could have been if not for Nolan's aversion to CGI.
I either love or hate every Nolan film I've seen
Nope. Was the first Jordan peele movie I’ve ever seen and it’s just the most pointless thing ever.
Us was even worse. Get Out was a well-crafted piece of hateful anti-white propaganda.
Sucker Punch
Now You See Me (fuck off pajeets)
Loved the Eragon books as a kid, so I went to see the movie adaptation. As a kid I had garbage taste (hence liking those books in the first place) but even back then I hated that movie.
And no, it wasn't bad just because of the differences from the book. It was horribly cast apart from Jeremy Irons, had bad effects, worse writing, and was an adaptation of a book that was mediocre to begin with
Forgot about this hah. The books were pretty good but the story is basically Star Wars. The movie was remarkably shit, everything just looked so bad
Were they good? After high school I went back to try and finish the series and found it wasn't nearly as good as middle-school me thought it was. I found the brother (Roran? Rurik?) had a way more interesting story with his odyssey across the world than Eragon's main story. Same with his half-brother and the elf chick. Eragon himself is the most boring character in his own story.
As far as books for older kids/younger teens they’re not bad but they’re not high literature. I think anyone older than like 16 max wouldn’t hold interest. And yeah the brother (cousin?) was way more interesting, his weapon was a mace or warhammer or some badass blunt instrument. Elf chick and the whole elf culture was interesting but she was kind of a cunt and Mary sue, though iirc there is a part where they’re in a hot spring or something and Eragon notes she has no body hair anywhere heh
For me it was ruined the moment a friend pointed out that the plot mirrored Star Wars so closely. Because at that point I was halfway through and was able to guess the coming plot points
Sure enough, the next book ended with a revelation that a villain was a close relative of the hero, after a duel where the hero lost.
Gave it up after that
>Star Wars
Exactly. The fantasy element can trigger imagination which is good, but the plot itself is nothing special. I guess I’d much rather my kids read those books than watch TV, put it that way. Hunger Games and Harry Potter are both much better.
Detective Pikachu or Jurassic World.
it was probably either lightyear or strange world
legit terrible movies
This movie is the embodiment of hollywood politics.
Son't Look Up Early Life on Wikipedia.
>Don't look up
see Trumps cock
cry
completely nonsensical story and supergirl blows up her entire planet and has zero reaction to it and just starts a life on earth without acknowledging what just happened
>possessory credit
Why do they do that? Nobody fucking cares.
reading about serious topics like climate change on this site makes me angry
this is a serious complicated topic and yet braindead fucks here are discussing it with 1 liners and treating an issue that impacts us all like talking about a movie
Yeah, you need to go offline for a long while. Perhaps even stop coming to this site if you're going to get this mad.
>serious topics
Going to give you a break and assume you’re <21 yo. This young terminally online generation is emotionally overstimulated and unironically just need to touch grass.
I went to UC Berkeley for a masters in energy science. One class was about the social and cultural backgrounds of specific energy issues. There was a lot of environmental justice, women’s rights in Africa kind of stuff but it was actually a very unbiased and logical class. Required for my field but also counted as a science credit for undergrads, and the prof was the one who resigned from Trump’s White House position with a letter spelling out “impeach” with the first letter of each paragraph, so obviously his class was very popular with the Berkeley youth. A few classes in we start on nuclear
>If we just cut off fossil fuels completely today, billions will die. If what everyone is saying about climate change is real, that we only have a few short years left before the point of no return, then the only viable option is nuclear energy. So why aren’t any of these politicians pushing for nuclear energy?
Lol a couple dyed hair teenagers tried to argue back but you can guess how that went.
You can relax dude even if it’s all real the people in charge are hilariously incompetent and if we’re fucked there’s no fixing it.
kys pebibit refugee
Kickass 2 is definitely the worst movie I’ve seen in a theatre
Not even joking. Paid for a ticket to see if it would be a good movie and its literally her crying 60% of the time that she's an invincible woman with god-like powers and I left mid way
I'm sorry kino bros, but is so fucking boring.
honestly one of them is Noctural Animals. i just didn't buy the whole rape/killing incident, it felt like it was trying to be dramatic/brutal but i wasnt convinced at all. and the opening "lynchian" sequence was a complete non sequitor to the rest of the movie, which pissed me off more.
>start nocturnal animals blind after some random guy said it was pretty disturbing
>start it
>literally the very first frame is a fully naked obese granny
Turned it off right there
Hollywoodwise? The Last Airbender
Low-budget? The Amazing Bulk
It's a tie between Bad Boys 2 and Good Will Hunting.