I've been married for 3 years and life has only gotten better. It's such a boomer trope that the "old ball and chain". Maybe you people are just miserable because you're awful to each other?
Yeah, you’ve got it all figured out. It’s the entirety of men throughout human history that have eschewed marriage and companionship from women that are wrong. You are the sole example to the rule. You should write a book and give your secret away.
Don't listen to these moronic autistic NEETs, there's plenty of happy marriages that last a lifetime, I'm 14 years in with 2 kids and still have a great relationship. Most people are ego driven, insecure, and stupid, so of course their relationships fail.
Selfishness is the number one cause of marital strife. Also, you don't "drift apart" or "stop being in love". Loving someone or not loving them is a conscious choice you have to make. It doesn't just happen.
How old are you and your wife, and how long have you been together?
Once you hit the 7-10 year mark of your relationship, or she hits 30 (whatever comes first), she'll start thinking "is this all?" get an itch that needs scratching, and you better be fricking prepared for that.
>making all the incels seethe
based. been with my wife for 8 years and still going strong >b-but you might divorce!
sure we might grow apart, that can happen in life. but i'm happy now so no need to constantly worry about that.
Wow a whole 3 years. To borrow an Asiz quote I've got jumpers in my cupboard that are older than your marriage and I look at them and think "what the frick was I thinking wearing that jumper"
>3 years
brainless moron moron piece of shit idiot that thinks he is hot shit despite having no reason to. Please off yourself,son of a fricking smelly hateful prostitute
KEK see you in ten years I hope you rolled good with your wife, I have so many example of miserable marriages around me that my faith into the insitution is shattered. to think that my last gf wanted to be impregnated and married after one year we were together. frick off
I had a 12 year relationship with a woman who I thought was my soulmate, married almost 9 years and she up and left me saying she felt absolutely nothing for me. No therapy, no talks, just said she was done. I don't know a single person who has taken her side on anything, everyone admits she must have a mental illness or been brainwashed. Luckily we didn't have a ton of shared assets and it will be a clean divorce, I'm glad we never had kids. I don't know what her plans are, but considering I spent a third of my life with her, I really don't plan on jumping into another relationship any time soon.
I feel you, brothers. My ex-wife started having doubts about our relationship practically on the exact day of our 7 year anniversary. Yet she still decided to buy a house with me. She still decided to go through with marriage, and we had started on getting pregnant when she just said nope, fricked a coworker, divorced me and took the house. Not once up until that point did she bring up her doubts.
Practically just left me wondering if she had just used me to monkey branch all along.
I had a 12 year relationship with a woman who I thought was my soulmate, married almost 9 years and she up and left me saying she felt absolutely nothing for me. No therapy, no talks, just said she was done. I don't know a single person who has taken her side on anything, everyone admits she must have a mental illness or been brainwashed. Luckily we didn't have a ton of shared assets and it will be a clean divorce, I'm glad we never had kids. I don't know what her plans are, but considering I spent a third of my life with her, I really don't plan on jumping into another relationship any time soon.
I think that's the berserker guy, i don't watch Chinese cartoons anymore, but always been intrigued about berserker.
Do you mind give me a tl:dr an not make me go to Wikipedia?
Thanks in advance.
Basically:
Dude was born of a dead woman who was hanged and her guts fell out, so when he fell out of her, said guts cushioned the fall and saved him.
A bunch of mercs found him there and named him Guts and trained him to fight. Once he was old enough, his adoptive father sold him in prostitution to be raped by horny mercs and he killed all of them as revenge.
He became a merc himself since he knew nothing else and eventually was recruited into a band that was actually full of good dudes (as far as hired swords go)
The leader quickly became his best friend and they had respect for each other until one day, he was truly happy.
Then the best friend made a pact with the devil (sort of) and sacrificed everything he held dear to demons. So everyone was brutally killed (and I do mean brutally) with only Guts surviving (losing an arm and an eye) only to see his love interest get raped by the best friend. She became moronic from being raped and seeing everyone get brutally killed.
Guts and her made it out of the sacrifice only to be branded; every night, they would become magnets for ghosts and demons, cursed forever.
He later acquired a magic armor that made him essentially indestructible and faster, but it is destroying his body. For example, if a bone is broken, the armor holds it in place with internal spikes. It's pretty hardcore.
Woah, that doesn't sound bad at all, i might give it a try. Thanks again based anon, here's a random webm.
Good bye and godspeed.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The 90s anime is kino.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That's a pretty neat webm.
The 90s anime is pretty good, avoid every other adaptation.
The manga is kind of needlessly edgy for the first 3 volumes and then suddenly becomes amazing and has gorgeous art.
Just remember to put your grasses on and enjoy the ride, anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
>put your grasses on
As long as you follow this bit of advice nothing will be wong
2 years ago
Anonymous
Manga is vastly superior to any other version.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Torturing a fish for Instagram
2 years ago
Anonymous
I absolutely despise anime, used to make fun of my friend RELENTLESSLY for liking it. I’m not close minded tho, I’ve tried out a lot of them, such as naruto, cowboy bepob, attack on titan, full metal alchemist, jojos bizarre adventure, neon whatever, plus much more. Didn’t like any of them. The only two animes I like are Pokémon and dbz, solely because I grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s so I watched them as a kid. Couple of months ago decided to try out the berserk manga because I’m a sucker for art and I saw some of the panels. As someone who hates anime, I can say berserk is fricking amazing. I could not put it down. Read through about 150 chapters in a few days. It’s a very well written story with amazing characters, and lacks almost all of the problems I generally have with anime. Because of berserk there will always be an asterisk now whenever I say I hate anime.
Maybe yes maybe now. Let's dig in:
Guts was raped, endlessly beaten, burned, crippled, cut. Add to this being emotionally tortured after being sold and raped, seeing all of his friends die horrible deaths, seeing his gf raped by monsters and his best friend turned monster.
VS
Dude who didn't mind fricking men for money, who has been physically tortured for year or two and in the end he turned into god.
It’s pretty rough, but it’s not forever. Maybe he’ll be able to take control of her when she gets old enough. Or at the very least, she’ll die someday.
im atheist, but do understand the need for christianity, because modern day people are too damn stupid to have a moral compass of their own, just make sure that christianity drops the gays and trannies out of their church and i will be more than ok to support them in more active ways.
>guy gets on top of you >you struggle to push him off, but can't >slowly stabs you directly in the heart >as you endure the white hot agony of your flesh slowly being torn and the sheer panic of realizing that this man is going to kill you and there's nothing you can do to stop him, he mockingly shushes you
Yeah seems comfy as frick
Nah, I like the idea that he's just in limbo better. He played God and ignored the consequences. It's sad that way when you think about what his life would be like had he never used the note. Why reward him by making him an actual God?
Nah, I like the idea that he's just in limbo better. He played God and ignored the consequences. It's sad that way when you think about what his life would be like had he never used the note. Why reward him by making him an actual God?
When people die in Death Note, aren’t they just gone? No heaven or hell or limbo, it’s just over.
Yes. Ryuk says that humans using the Death Note go to neither heaven nor hell just like every other human
There's no afterlife or anything, it's just over
Turns out I just had a Mandela effect going on.
It was actually the author saying in an interview that death in Death Note was nothingness.
Sauce was from the Death Note wiki so maybe I was tricked again
https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Mu
I remember being told that in the manga Ryuk tells light that anyone who uses the Death Note won’t go to heaven or hell, and Light responds “you mean just like everybody else?” And Ryuk laughs and says yes.
But I never read the manga myself, so the guy who told me could’ve been making it up.
I remember being told that in the manga Ryuk tells light that anyone who uses the Death Note won’t go to heaven or hell, and Light responds “you mean just like everybody else?” And Ryuk laughs and says yes.
But I never read the manga myself, so the guy who told me could’ve been making it up.
I read the manga and I remember this too, I'm too lazy to look up the page but I'm sure it's there
The rule was if you use the death note, you don't go to heaven or hell. Everyone else goes to one or the other. don't remember if they mentioned limbo specifically.
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If you're Satan, the worst fate to befall you will be cast into the lake of fire, chained for eternity while the rest of creation, filled with lesser beings, who chose to follow Christ enjoys pretty waterfalls forever
If you get radiation exposure like the worst from Chernobyl run at the nearest person with a gun, take it and have a nice day in the head immediately. There isn't a more horrific way to die.
You are born into sin so unless you earnestly repent you will go to Hell per Biblical rules. It's been a while since I watched it but I don't recall the MC praying for forgiveness from God. Instead she is faithless and resorts to necromancers and ritual sacrifice which are both things that God considers sinful. God doesn't punish anyone until they die so presumably that old gypsy b***h is burning in Hell along with the MC for being a demon summoner.
In Judaism all magic comes from the belief in the concept itself, and which all comes from God. Truth belief can do literally anything. There's stories in Judaism of a woman healing her son with an ordinary stick because a Rabbi said it would
No, it's all belief, not just israeli. It get real funny when you learn the giant animate Egyptian statues that would stop the israelites from leaving were powered by their own God against them by belief from the Egyptians in their own gods
Did the Egyptians in exodus still believe in the old Egyptian gods?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Cite the verse when giant statues come to life and block the israelites from leaving.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Try rereading my question and stop thinking that every single post is a direct attack or argument.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not talking about your israelite-adjecent books, Christcuck, I'm talking about the israeli tellings. They're all just ridiculous stories to me, but the israeli stories generally have better world building than the Christian versions.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>says something factually incorrect >gets called out >starts babbling about how much better israelites are than christians
okay
2 years ago
Anonymous
Literally did not mention the Christian telling once, you fricking schizophrenic. I really wish society would kill you freaks already, and yes, they are vastly better than you. Existing in the barest fraction of numbers, they get the majority of you to do whatever they want based off of only a slightly different telling of their own stories in which you are inferior. It's the longest and most monumental telling of cuckoldry in existence. It's absolutely bizzare and slackjawing. Get fricked.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>paragraph of sucking off israelites
not reading that lmfao
2 years ago
Anonymous
There is no telling of exodus where statues come to life. Genuinely what the frick are you talking about?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT EXODUS, STFU UP YOU STUPID SELF-IMPORTANT CHRISTKEK, HOLY SHIT.
The Hebrew Bible. How many fricking times do I have to say it? What, do you think the israelites weren't slaves in their own stories? Illiterate, illiterate, illiterate. Stop replying to me, you goddamn LARPers.
2 years ago
Anonymous
holy shit calm down, why is this incel fuming so bad?
2 years ago
Anonymous
maybe he's tired of christians who don't know anything about their own faith or the origins of their faith. most christians think the king james bible was sent down directly by god into the hands of the pope fully bound and translated, not realizing there are many more books and writing within judaism and christianity that expounds on the mythology and history.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>most christians think the king james bible was sent down directly by god into the hands of the pope fully bound and translated
this is a moronic untrue strawman you can’t back up >not realizing there are many more books
AKA, stuff rightly omitted at the council of nicea because it was either written by platonic larpers way after they claimed it was or was always folk belief and never part of the official organised religion. Also none of it contains egyptian statues coming to life, please tell me what non canonical mythology that occurs in
2 years ago
Anonymous
>pope >king james bible
Unironic moron detected.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You literally said statues came to life and stopped the israelites leaving egypt. I don’t see how israelites being enslaved means anything either. Look at job. You can still suffer and be devoutly israeli
2 years ago
Anonymous
You have to be pretending. Literally what do you think I'm talking about? Please, fricking stop. You actually didn't follow the reply chain or you are literally illiterate.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Link the reply then. Also take a chill pill lmao.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>doesn't know how to follow a reply chain
We're done here. You can't be this stupid. Spend less time on Cinemaphile, read more books.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>read more books
oh it’s a larping midwit too. here’s what you said btw >No, it's all belief, not just israeli. It get real funny when you learn the giant animate Egyptian statues that would stop the israelites from leaving were powered by their own God against them by belief from the Egyptians in their own gods
>giant animate egyptian statues stopped the israelites from leaving
maybe you need to read more lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don’t think a guy who works himself into such a seethe he unironically all caps posts about the “christkeks” reads much. Or has sex much!
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didn't read the reply chain, don't know what's going on, but just wanted to let you know you are a homo
2 years ago
Anonymous
>read more books
oh it’s a larping midwit too. here’s what you said btw >No, it's all belief, not just israeli. It get real funny when you learn the giant animate Egyptian statues that would stop the israelites from leaving were powered by their own God against them by belief from the Egyptians in their own gods
>giant animate egyptian statues stopped the israelites from leaving
maybe you need to read more lol
at least be subtle with the pathetic copout bro
2 years ago
Anonymous
Take your meds
2 years ago
Anonymous
Frick off israelite and shove your Talmud and Kabbalah up your ass.
He wouldn’t which is why Gypsies live in RVs and steal things and civilized people don’t have to do that to survive. If they actually had the power the send you to hell don’t you think they’d be living better?
At the end of the day the blond chick was just another wagie caught up in the grind just like the moronic gypsy. Mr. Goldsteinrosenburg was the one with any say over what happened to either of them
Paul Dano endured a worse fate in real life, and he did it voluntarily. He didn't have sex for two weeks to try and get into character for The Riddler.
This movie gives me the same annoyed feeling of the skype horror movie.
Some teenage girls kills herself and gets revenge on the people who shamed her. Except the girl was a huge b***h and a bully. Her friends just uploaded a photo onto facebook of her shitting herself while passed out drunk. She couldn't take her just desserts and then for some reason she becomes a "vengeful spirit"
It's bullshit, same as this gypsy who's like "You deserve hell for not saving me from poverty"
Unfriended. It was a really shitty movie >Be a c**t to everyone you know >get drunk and shit yourself >get caught and mocked >commit suicide >Kill all your friends as a ghost
The button was always making her go to hell, she just through she dumped it in the grave but it was le epic twist because in a movie called Drag Me To Hell someone needs to get their ass dragged to hell
the gypsy cursed the button and she was supposed to get rid of it by offering it to someone to lift the curse but the guy gave it back to her after a mix up
>Drag Me to Hell is a 2009 American supernatural horror film directed and co-written by Sam Raimi >Raimi was born in Royal Oak, Michigan,[2] to a Conservative israeli family.
money is everything to these "people"
>"I killed people, did bad deeds and became a demon" >"But it's worth it because I gonna have sex with Satan" >"Wait...it hurts, nobody told me that having sex with Satan was a bad thing!"
>"I killed people, did bad deeds and became a demon" >"But it's worth it because I gonna have sex with Satan" >"Wait...it hurts, nobody told me that having sex with Satan was a bad thing!"
>Read the book >That b***hy mom who was glad when her little boy and husband died of the flu >puts their body in a big walk-in freezer in her apartment building >Goes in periodically to look at their corpses and gloat >Accidentally locks herself in and takes weeks to die
Or
>The little boy wondering around alone after the flu eating berries in a field >falls into an old well >breaks his leg >dies days later of his wound and loneliness
One of the main characters is a prisoner and is trapped in his cell for weeks. He pisses and shits in the corner of his cell and survives on sips of toilet water, crumbs of food he rationed as the plague came down, and eventually a dead rat and the rotting leg of a prisoner in another cell he is just barely able to reach
I find this character and fate pretty sad. He did awful things in life before the plague but during the story seems to become a better person and have remorse for who he was.
>that dream about the rabbit
When he first hears Flagg coming to let him out of his cell his first instinct is to hide and when Flagg offers to let him out he breaks down sobbing telling him that he (Flagg) is the devil. He knows deep down he doesn't want to make a deal with the devil but he's so miserable and terrified trapped in his cell he agrees to it.
I remembered the guy who died of gangrene from stepping on a nail after swimming in Lake Tahoe. I remember it because I imagine I’d go out in a similar fashion if I survived the flu, just trying to enjoy myself and dying from some dumbass accident
>Or >>The little boy wondering around alone after the flu eating berries in a field
into an old well
his leg >>dies days later of his wound and loneliness
Reminds me of the dude from Prison Break.
>Dukat only deserved it 60% >Random Agent but no Smith >Mr. Rodgers deserved it >0% >Not a single Cenobite to be found
A fun chart to peruse, but has some flaws.
She got savaged by multiple flying reptiles for literally full minutes before the mosa ate her. In fact, her death was so over-the-top violent compared to everything else in the film that it was kinda jarring and comical.
This was so cynically disgusting and bleak it gave me a distaste for misery porn and downer movies in general that persists to this day. Why would you watch shit like this? Might as well go to liveleak and watch some isis beheadings.
> crazy religious lady says they have to sacrifice his son to make the mist go away > they kill her instead > later on, he shoots his son > immediately after that, the mist goes away
I forget her name but the mom from 28 weeks later. >Abandoned by her husband >Left to die >Survives for 28 weeks all alone on scraps >Finally found, barely alive >Taken into custody and discovered to be an asymptomatic carrier >Restrained for evaluation, likely will be killed but never said 100% >Husband sneaks in to see her and say sorry >Kisses her >Turns into zombie >Murders her horrifically while she's tied down
I had to turn the movie off. There's gore and then there's pure despair.
I saw a made for TV movie as a kid about killer ants and in it one of the first victims was a 12-ish kid who was playing with his friends and wondered on top of the big ant hill and fell inside. He sinks inside screaming in pain and terror and exclaiming "somethings biting me!"
This shit is so transparently female porn it's fricking unreal dumb holes use it as some kind of political treatise
>Bunch of holes who win genetic lottery (and all happen to be ugly) get handed to high-status men (who all happen to be handsome chads) >The women basically exist in a sub/dom lifestyle enforced by laws where they have to serve their master or be sent to forced labour >These men HAVE to nut inside by law >Their wives are all stunning but they are not allowed to have sex with their husbands >The wives literally pin down the holes while they get fricked >Get the experience of being fricked, impregnated and bred by a high status male but don't have to care for the baby
saw a movie where a dude turns himself into a chocolate heart for his crush but just thinks it's a regular candy and when she opens the box it turns out she's with her lesbian lover and his crush eats him and while he's in her stomach he can hear/feel them having sex while he is helpless then later it shows him moving down out of her stomach and implies he remains conscious while turning into her poop
Not sure if we've ever seen one used in film: the Oubliette.
Standing room only.
Little Ease in the Tower of London too - designed so the prisoner couldn't stand straight, or sit, and lying down was entirely out of the question. Best they could manage was a half crouch thing and after a night in there the prisoners would be too stiff to move after the guards levered them out.
Worth mentioning that often people in oubilettes would also be standing on the rotting remains of the last people in there, and that all the fetid water from the rest of the dungeons would run off into it
Sometimes it was used for torture but a lot of the times they literally just left people there till they died (iirc its named after the french word for forget)
The 5 season storyline of this frick from the show Nip/Tuck (completely deserved by the way). >botches an attempted self-circumcision >kills a classmate by driving distracted >incriminates another classmate in aforementioned roadkill by lying >breaks up his parents' marriage >fricks and marries his biological father's ex-girlfriend >gets an early inheritance, converts to Scientology and blows it all on thetan shit >comes back and asks his dad for more money >becomes a meth cook, sets himself on fire >gets into a relationship with a nurse who is also a burn victim >takes up miming as a hobby and becomes a mime criminal who robs people at gunpoint >goes to prison for aforementioned mime crimes
I am not making any of this up, and there is almost certainly a bunch of shit I am forgetting.
>some teen on the show was extremely gifted >performing operations with incredible speed and accuracy >set up for life on ez modo >he can't cope with the expectations or some shit >purposefully smashes his hands in a car door
nip tuck was pretty spooky
i successfully self circumsized when i was like 21. freaked out because all of the blood and what not. went to the ER. ended up having to go to surgery like a few days later and before going under the doctor told me i did a good job, but they wanted to do something to connect the two ends.
i wanted to be circumcised and was naive and thought the only way to do it was by myself instead of just going to a doctor. apparently a decent amount of people do it
connect what two ends? If then needed to connect something it doesn't sound like you did a good job, it sounds like you would have had your dick get infected and fall off.
He saves most of the hostages on the plane and his reward is getting shot in the chest (twice) by Gibbs. He most likely died thinking that he failed to save President Marshall.
I think this is one of the few times I ever cringed at a move death scene.
>heroin addict >medically prolonged life >shoots heroin for ages in a cave >completely broken down, mental capability of a small child, eats raw fish and canibalizes other junkies >cannot ever return to society, nobody would ever love him >but heroin makes him feel good >one day a guy stumbles in his cave, reminds him of what he used to be >after years of maddening solutide, he talks to a person, and plays games with them >dude steals his heroin when he's not looking and bolts
>be me sophomore in college >download drag me to hell from limewire >invite friends over to watch it >movie reaches the seance part where the goat gets possessed >as the goat starts talking it switches to loud gangbang porn >fumble my way to the remote to turn off tv >nervously say that it was a prank by my roommates >turns out some dickhead decided to edit in porn into the movie file he was sharing
At least it wasn't cp
In supernatural there is this immortal guy they eventually just chain in a casket and bury
Always thought this is the worst possible fate being imprisoned for eternity
The deaths in For All Mankind >being heated to death on the surface of the Moon without a suit >burning alive inside your suit >guy on his eva tether sucked into the rocket plume >getting crushed between two colliding spaceships
it's space horror done right, like, it's black humor laughing at our whimsical idea of exploring space as meaty skeletons
>be cop >try to capture serial killer >identify suspect but you don't have enough evidence >serial killer disappears, cops confused >cop gets fired > father of one of the victims captured him, abducted him to a farm shed in the middle of nowhere >keeping him alive and torturing him for 20+ years >cop finds out and leaves him to it.
pretty shitty movie besides giving a villain a satisfying deserved ending that doesn't happen nearly enough though.
I wish the rest of the movie was good but it was more a gay slow romance drama attached to a crime thriller.
>Getting less punishment than you deserve
Yeah what a horrible fate.
You could put a pedo in a brazen bull and I would still call it a horrible fate. Deserved, but ouch.
>Deserved, but ouch.
i want to kick him in the fricking neck
You actually think a pedo is worse than a serial killer? Lol murica
>pedo outs himself
>Die cultist scum
>UH UH ITS A CULT BECAUSE I DONT LIKE IT NOW CHOP OFF YOUR DICK
paedos create serial killers, so in the long run yes they are worse.
Going to hell is less punishment than she deserves just for not giving an old lady a loan?
>infinite punishment for a finite crime
frick off christcuck
>don't give old lady an extension on mortgage
>deserve to go to hell
Kys, socialist
Any movie in which a man married a woman
I've been married for 3 years and life has only gotten better. It's such a boomer trope that the "old ball and chain". Maybe you people are just miserable because you're awful to each other?
3 years is nothing, you're literally an infant in regards to relationships
>3 years
>talking like he knows everything
lol
lmao
Yeah, you’ve got it all figured out. It’s the entirety of men throughout human history that have eschewed marriage and companionship from women that are wrong. You are the sole example to the rule. You should write a book and give your secret away.
Stupid homosexual kid.
>It’s the entirety of men throughout human history that have eschewed marriage
What history is that? Marriage has always been a thing and always been seen as good.
You realize most men have not only gotten married but actively sought it out throughout history?
Yes, with multiple wives too.
No men have been monogamous for thousands of years.
Source?
Shit up loser
Ahhh to be old and bitter
Don't listen to these moronic autistic NEETs, there's plenty of happy marriages that last a lifetime, I'm 14 years in with 2 kids and still have a great relationship. Most people are ego driven, insecure, and stupid, so of course their relationships fail.
Selfishness is the number one cause of marital strife. Also, you don't "drift apart" or "stop being in love". Loving someone or not loving them is a conscious choice you have to make. It doesn't just happen.
I'm ego driven, insecure, and smart but I couldn't make my marriage work.
You’re also moronic, that might have something to do with it
>3 years
You're not even at the point in a marriage yet where you've learned the importance of fresh produce.
What do you mean by this?
salad tossing is the key to a happy marriage.
This guy has a point. I started eating my wife's box from behind regularly after 5 years together and it did wonders for an already active sex life.
She better return the favor. Ain't nothing like a prostate orgasm
No thank you, friend
that's what my gf keeps telling me after I pound her hole
Getting married in your 20s is a mistake, espically since no one born afer 1986 can afford a house
> 3 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOW
>3 years
Anon, I...
Hal actually had a really nice house though.
The old ball and chain is just a joke you autist
How old are you and your wife, and how long have you been together?
Once you hit the 7-10 year mark of your relationship, or she hits 30 (whatever comes first), she'll start thinking "is this all?" get an itch that needs scratching, and you better be fricking prepared for that.
how do you prepare for such a situation?
kill your wife and kids and start over
Make sure you don't stagnate, so she'll at least be reminded that you're still interesting to her, or she will starting looking elsewhere.
>making all the incels seethe
based. been with my wife for 8 years and still going strong
>b-but you might divorce!
sure we might grow apart, that can happen in life. but i'm happy now so no need to constantly worry about that.
Wow a whole 3 years. To borrow an Asiz quote I've got jumpers in my cupboard that are older than your marriage and I look at them and think "what the frick was I thinking wearing that jumper"
>3 years
brainless moron moron piece of shit idiot that thinks he is hot shit despite having no reason to. Please off yourself,son of a fricking smelly hateful prostitute
KEK see you in ten years
I hope you rolled good with your wife, I have so many example of miserable marriages around me that my faith into the insitution is shattered. to think that my last gf wanted to be impregnated and married after one year we were together. frick off
I feel you, brothers. My ex-wife started having doubts about our relationship practically on the exact day of our 7 year anniversary. Yet she still decided to buy a house with me. She still decided to go through with marriage, and we had started on getting pregnant when she just said nope, fricked a coworker, divorced me and took the house. Not once up until that point did she bring up her doubts.
Practically just left me wondering if she had just used me to monkey branch all along.
I had a 12 year relationship with a woman who I thought was my soulmate, married almost 9 years and she up and left me saying she felt absolutely nothing for me. No therapy, no talks, just said she was done. I don't know a single person who has taken her side on anything, everyone admits she must have a mental illness or been brainwashed. Luckily we didn't have a ton of shared assets and it will be a clean divorce, I'm glad we never had kids. I don't know what her plans are, but considering I spent a third of my life with her, I really don't plan on jumping into another relationship any time soon.
whats the point of marriage if you get divorced you should not be able to break the promise in anyway.together forever would actually mean forever
Do gays really think like this lol
Yes, you breeders are the worst
You tell me
He seemed to revel in his fate though.
should have blu eyes guts is not a demon
Who's that and what happens to him?
Long story short; his best friend did everything wrong
I think that's the berserker guy, i don't watch Chinese cartoons anymore, but always been intrigued about berserker.
Do you mind give me a tl:dr an not make me go to Wikipedia?
Thanks in advance.
Basically:
Dude was born of a dead woman who was hanged and her guts fell out, so when he fell out of her, said guts cushioned the fall and saved him.
A bunch of mercs found him there and named him Guts and trained him to fight. Once he was old enough, his adoptive father sold him in prostitution to be raped by horny mercs and he killed all of them as revenge.
He became a merc himself since he knew nothing else and eventually was recruited into a band that was actually full of good dudes (as far as hired swords go)
The leader quickly became his best friend and they had respect for each other until one day, he was truly happy.
Then the best friend made a pact with the devil (sort of) and sacrificed everything he held dear to demons. So everyone was brutally killed (and I do mean brutally) with only Guts surviving (losing an arm and an eye) only to see his love interest get raped by the best friend. She became moronic from being raped and seeing everyone get brutally killed.
Guts and her made it out of the sacrifice only to be branded; every night, they would become magnets for ghosts and demons, cursed forever.
He later acquired a magic armor that made him essentially indestructible and faster, but it is destroying his body. For example, if a bone is broken, the armor holds it in place with internal spikes. It's pretty hardcore.
And then he was on a boat for 12 years.
>then he was on a boat
haha I'M ON A BOAT!
Woah, that doesn't sound bad at all, i might give it a try. Thanks again based anon, here's a random webm.
Good bye and godspeed.
The 90s anime is kino.
That's a pretty neat webm.
The 90s anime is pretty good, avoid every other adaptation.
The manga is kind of needlessly edgy for the first 3 volumes and then suddenly becomes amazing and has gorgeous art.
Just remember to put your grasses on and enjoy the ride, anon
>put your grasses on
As long as you follow this bit of advice nothing will be wong
Manga is vastly superior to any other version.
>Torturing a fish for Instagram
I absolutely despise anime, used to make fun of my friend RELENTLESSLY for liking it. I’m not close minded tho, I’ve tried out a lot of them, such as naruto, cowboy bepob, attack on titan, full metal alchemist, jojos bizarre adventure, neon whatever, plus much more. Didn’t like any of them. The only two animes I like are Pokémon and dbz, solely because I grew up in the late 90s/early 2000s so I watched them as a kid. Couple of months ago decided to try out the berserk manga because I’m a sucker for art and I saw some of the panels. As someone who hates anime, I can say berserk is fricking amazing. I could not put it down. Read through about 150 chapters in a few days. It’s a very well written story with amazing characters, and lacks almost all of the problems I generally have with anime. Because of berserk there will always be an asterisk now whenever I say I hate anime.
>i don't watch Chinese cartoons anymore
Written 30 years ago
>and what happens to him?
> tranime
homosexual
Griffith suffered more in the anime.
Maybe yes maybe now. Let's dig in:
Guts was raped, endlessly beaten, burned, crippled, cut. Add to this being emotionally tortured after being sold and raped, seeing all of his friends die horrible deaths, seeing his gf raped by monsters and his best friend turned monster.
VS
Dude who didn't mind fricking men for money, who has been physically tortured for year or two and in the end he turned into god.
you don't even wanna see new the leaks anon
Yes I do
time to feel bad
What the frick they're continuing berserk?
New chapters are gonna come out, supervised by one of Miura's mangaka friends
He trained/mapped out a group to be able to finish it if he died before the end.
all things considered he frankly got it super easy; I mean it's the fricking berserk universe
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ESL
>ESL
how come so?
English Second Language?
Probably some shit from one of the Saw movies.
The Rack from Saw 3 comes immediately to mind.
cage of barbed wire
Saw V.
>Slowly crushed to death and your arm implodes as you desperately brace against the closing walls
should've called c3po and r2
Sloth from se7en
The criminal guy from Law Abiding Citizen
Basically everyone in Event Horizon
>kars eventually stopped thinking
not even close
Since you're posting anime.
Ouch
But it think this is the most tormenting scene. https://youtu.be/lNY53tZ2geg
Why doi all dub voice actirs di that UwU voice
The dubbing studio usually want a certain kind of voice from the VA. It's almost always in the job description too.
Agni had something similer but worse
One of the other dudes was actually pretty based and honerable.
Being John Malkovich
>Trapped forever in a little girl's mind
>Unable to do anything but watching your wife cuck you with your former lover
to do anything but watching your wife cuck you with your former lover
hot
It’s pretty rough, but it’s not forever. Maybe he’ll be able to take control of her when she gets old enough. Or at the very least, she’ll die someday.
That last shot though...trapped in an eternal emptyness, alone with the literal anti-God.
would be cooler if they didn't try to dab on a christianity
Die cultist scum
>calling something you dont like a cult
im atheist, but do understand the need for christianity, because modern day people are too damn stupid to have a moral compass of their own, just make sure that christianity drops the gays and trannies out of their church and i will be more than ok to support them in more active ways.
it’s the fricking BBC dude, they are pozzed to hell and back
I’ve always thought this scene was kind of comfy and tender.
they should have kissed
>he hasn’t seen the director’s cut
>guy gets on top of you
>you struggle to push him off, but can't
>slowly stabs you directly in the heart
>as you endure the white hot agony of your flesh slowly being torn and the sheer panic of realizing that this man is going to kill you and there's nothing you can do to stop him, he mockingly shushes you
Yeah seems comfy as frick
Now I’m comfy and have an erection.
I think the shushing was sincere.
It was sincere, he says "just let it happen". He's tired of killing, it's why he lets upham through. Pretty traumatic shit to have to do.
6 million and one
think we all realize that the proper ending of death note would have been light in the shinigami realm having to join the club
Nah, I like the idea that he's just in limbo better. He played God and ignored the consequences. It's sad that way when you think about what his life would be like had he never used the note. Why reward him by making him an actual God?
When people die in Death Note, aren’t they just gone? No heaven or hell or limbo, it’s just over.
Yes. Ryuk says that humans using the Death Note go to neither heaven nor hell just like every other human
There's no afterlife or anything, it's just over
>other
When did he specify just like every other human?
Turns out I just had a Mandela effect going on.
It was actually the author saying in an interview that death in Death Note was nothingness.
Sauce was from the Death Note wiki so maybe I was tricked again
https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Mu
Never picked up on that. Interesting. I still think I like it better the way I originally viewed it with light cucking himself out of heaven.
I remember being told that in the manga Ryuk tells light that anyone who uses the Death Note won’t go to heaven or hell, and Light responds “you mean just like everybody else?” And Ryuk laughs and says yes.
But I never read the manga myself, so the guy who told me could’ve been making it up.
I read the manga and I remember this too, I'm too lazy to look up the page but I'm sure it's there
he meant he becomes a deathgod/ goes to where ryuk is
The rule was if you use the death note, you don't go to heaven or hell. Everyone else goes to one or the other. don't remember if they mentioned limbo specifically.
She got fricked by Satan for eternity. Not a woman but there may be worse things.
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If you're Satan, the worst fate to befall you will be cast into the lake of fire, chained for eternity while the rest of creation, filled with lesser beings, who chose to follow Christ enjoys pretty waterfalls forever
If you get radiation exposure like the worst from Chernobyl run at the nearest person with a gun, take it and have a nice day in the head immediately. There isn't a more horrific way to die.
In terms of deaths that have stuck with me
The guy is Season 2 of Fargo getting buried alive under hot asphalt was pretty horrible
The old b***h in this movie is the real villain.
>NOO I DON'T WANT TO PAY MY MORTGAGE!!! LET ME LIVE FOR FREE OR I'LL PUT A GYPSY HEX ON YOU TO SUFFER IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!
>NOO I DON'T WANT TO PAY MY MORTGAGE!!! LET ME LIVE FOR FREE OR I'LL PUT A GYPSY HEX ON YOU TO SUFFER IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!
why would a righteous god allow an evil gypsy witch to condemn innocent people to hell? isn't it god's job to judge?
You are born into sin so unless you earnestly repent you will go to Hell per Biblical rules. It's been a while since I watched it but I don't recall the MC praying for forgiveness from God. Instead she is faithless and resorts to necromancers and ritual sacrifice which are both things that God considers sinful. God doesn't punish anyone until they die so presumably that old gypsy b***h is burning in Hell along with the MC for being a demon summoner.
Magic's not real.
It's not magic. It's the power of God. The same power that created the universe and raised Christ from the dead.
then why did the gypsy bother hexing her, the gypsy should have just shot and killed her, since she was going to hell after death anyways.
Because gypsies are spiteful and evil.
it's a movie written by sam raimi you idiot
In Judaism all magic comes from the belief in the concept itself, and which all comes from God. Truth belief can do literally anything. There's stories in Judaism of a woman healing her son with an ordinary stick because a Rabbi said it would
>jews are warhammer 40k orks
kek based
No, it's all belief, not just israeli. It get real funny when you learn the giant animate Egyptian statues that would stop the israelites from leaving were powered by their own God against them by belief from the Egyptians in their own gods
lmao, so the holocaust didn't happen but their belief in it happening made it happen
This did not happen in the bible troony.
Did the Egyptians in exodus still believe in the old Egyptian gods?
Cite the verse when giant statues come to life and block the israelites from leaving.
Try rereading my question and stop thinking that every single post is a direct attack or argument.
Not talking about your israelite-adjecent books, Christcuck, I'm talking about the israeli tellings. They're all just ridiculous stories to me, but the israeli stories generally have better world building than the Christian versions.
>says something factually incorrect
>gets called out
>starts babbling about how much better israelites are than christians
okay
Literally did not mention the Christian telling once, you fricking schizophrenic. I really wish society would kill you freaks already, and yes, they are vastly better than you. Existing in the barest fraction of numbers, they get the majority of you to do whatever they want based off of only a slightly different telling of their own stories in which you are inferior. It's the longest and most monumental telling of cuckoldry in existence. It's absolutely bizzare and slackjawing. Get fricked.
>paragraph of sucking off israelites
not reading that lmfao
There is no telling of exodus where statues come to life. Genuinely what the frick are you talking about?
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT EXODUS, STFU UP YOU STUPID SELF-IMPORTANT CHRISTKEK, HOLY SHIT.
The Hebrew Bible. How many fricking times do I have to say it? What, do you think the israelites weren't slaves in their own stories? Illiterate, illiterate, illiterate. Stop replying to me, you goddamn LARPers.
holy shit calm down, why is this incel fuming so bad?
maybe he's tired of christians who don't know anything about their own faith or the origins of their faith. most christians think the king james bible was sent down directly by god into the hands of the pope fully bound and translated, not realizing there are many more books and writing within judaism and christianity that expounds on the mythology and history.
>most christians think the king james bible was sent down directly by god into the hands of the pope fully bound and translated
this is a moronic untrue strawman you can’t back up
>not realizing there are many more books
AKA, stuff rightly omitted at the council of nicea because it was either written by platonic larpers way after they claimed it was or was always folk belief and never part of the official organised religion. Also none of it contains egyptian statues coming to life, please tell me what non canonical mythology that occurs in
>pope
>king james bible
Unironic moron detected.
You literally said statues came to life and stopped the israelites leaving egypt. I don’t see how israelites being enslaved means anything either. Look at job. You can still suffer and be devoutly israeli
You have to be pretending. Literally what do you think I'm talking about? Please, fricking stop. You actually didn't follow the reply chain or you are literally illiterate.
Link the reply then. Also take a chill pill lmao.
>doesn't know how to follow a reply chain
We're done here. You can't be this stupid. Spend less time on Cinemaphile, read more books.
>read more books
oh it’s a larping midwit too. here’s what you said btw
>No, it's all belief, not just israeli. It get real funny when you learn the giant animate Egyptian statues that would stop the israelites from leaving were powered by their own God against them by belief from the Egyptians in their own gods
>giant animate egyptian statues stopped the israelites from leaving
maybe you need to read more lol
I don’t think a guy who works himself into such a seethe he unironically all caps posts about the “christkeks” reads much. Or has sex much!
Didn't read the reply chain, don't know what's going on, but just wanted to let you know you are a homo
at least be subtle with the pathetic copout bro
Take your meds
Frick off israelite and shove your Talmud and Kabbalah up your ass.
she deserved it. money changing israelite servants do not go to heaven
He wouldn’t which is why Gypsies live in RVs and steal things and civilized people don’t have to do that to survive. If they actually had the power the send you to hell don’t you think they’d be living better?
At the end of the day the blond chick was just another wagie caught up in the grind just like the moronic gypsy. Mr. Goldsteinrosenburg was the one with any say over what happened to either of them
that little boy on the beach in Under the Skin
frick that movie
I thought the guy who gets melted to death in Cube Zero was pretty awful.
The people that became the human centipede in The Human Centipede.
Miles O'Brien and Harry Kim had hard lives
Paul Dano endured a worse fate in real life, and he did it voluntarily. He didn't have sex for two weeks to try and get into character for The Riddler.
Method actors go too far sometimes
>the movie ends just on a shot of the boyfriend wondering wtf just happened
That movie was shitloads of fun, despite it being a girl basically being tortured for most of its runtime because of fricked up lopsided karma.
This movie gives me the same annoyed feeling of the skype horror movie.
Some teenage girls kills herself and gets revenge on the people who shamed her. Except the girl was a huge b***h and a bully. Her friends just uploaded a photo onto facebook of her shitting herself while passed out drunk. She couldn't take her just desserts and then for some reason she becomes a "vengeful spirit"
It's bullshit, same as this gypsy who's like "You deserve hell for not saving me from poverty"
what movie?
Unfriended, I saw it once 8 years ago and I just remember thinking if you have a nice day you have no right to go around a seek revenge.
Unfriended. It was a really shitty movie
>Be a c**t to everyone you know
>get drunk and shit yourself
>get caught and mocked
>commit suicide
>Kill all your friends as a ghost
being written by demon linedoaf
I thought that's margot robbie as harley quinn and that they both deserve it
I never understood it, even though I haven't seen it in years. Why did the button make her go to hell at the end?
The button was always making her go to hell, she just through she dumped it in the grave but it was le epic twist because in a movie called Drag Me To Hell someone needs to get their ass dragged to hell
the gypsy cursed the button and she was supposed to get rid of it by offering it to someone to lift the curse but the guy gave it back to her after a mix up
>Drag Me to Hell is a 2009 American supernatural horror film directed and co-written by Sam Raimi
>Raimi was born in Royal Oak, Michigan,[2] to a Conservative israeli family.
money is everything to these "people"
He was born in a pub?
Royal Oak is a city in Oakland County in the U.S. state of Michigan. As of the 2010 census, the city had a population of 57,236.[4]
It's just a classic morality tale. She fricked herself by caring more about making her boss happy than doing what was right.
But evicting israelites from their homes is the right thing to do.
Yes, they are parasites who destroy the host nation
Annex no more
damn!
>"I killed people, did bad deeds and became a demon"
>"But it's worth it because I gonna have sex with Satan"
>"Wait...it hurts, nobody told me that having sex with Satan was a bad thing!"
what movie?
The Stand
>Read the book
>That b***hy mom who was glad when her little boy and husband died of the flu
>puts their body in a big walk-in freezer in her apartment building
>Goes in periodically to look at their corpses and gloat
>Accidentally locks herself in and takes weeks to die
Or
>The little boy wondering around alone after the flu eating berries in a field
>falls into an old well
>breaks his leg
>dies days later of his wound and loneliness
Wasn't there also a prisoner who was the only survivor of the flu and he had to drink toilet water cause he was still locked in jail?
One of the main characters is a prisoner and is trapped in his cell for weeks. He pisses and shits in the corner of his cell and survives on sips of toilet water, crumbs of food he rationed as the plague came down, and eventually a dead rat and the rotting leg of a prisoner in another cell he is just barely able to reach
I find this character and fate pretty sad. He did awful things in life before the plague but during the story seems to become a better person and have remorse for who he was.
>that dream about the rabbit
When he first hears Flagg coming to let him out of his cell his first instinct is to hide and when Flagg offers to let him out he breaks down sobbing telling him that he (Flagg) is the devil. He knows deep down he doesn't want to make a deal with the devil but he's so miserable and terrified trapped in his cell he agrees to it.
I remembered the guy who died of gangrene from stepping on a nail after swimming in Lake Tahoe. I remember it because I imagine I’d go out in a similar fashion if I survived the flu, just trying to enjoy myself and dying from some dumbass accident
>Or
>>The little boy wondering around alone after the flu eating berries in a field
into an old well
his leg
>>dies days later of his wound and loneliness
Reminds me of the dude from Prison Break.
The ending of "Come Back to Me" was fricked up enough to stick out to me for this thread.
1408 was also pretty brutal
HIT THE ROAD JACK
A good opportunity to post this chart I haven't seen mentioned here in years.
it would be neat if there was an interactive version of this that allowed you to hover over and see the name of the character and media
That's how it is on the Cinemaphile booru.
there's a Cinemaphile booru? link?
>Dukat only deserved it 60%
>Random Agent but no Smith
>Mr. Rodgers deserved it >0%
>Not a single Cenobite to be found
A fun chart to peruse, but has some flaws.
give it to jerry
>Maverick from Top Gun didn’t suffer at all apparently.
The chart is correct about Ted Mosby though.
Johnny is too far to the right, everybody betray him, he did nothing wrong
The bad guy who gets digested in InnerSpace
Would be a sexy fate if he'd been swallowed by a woman
this happened to her
🙁
Speaking of being digested, I bet being devoured by The Blob wasn't a nice way to go
>mosavore hasn't been posted yet
If it's any consolation, her suffering ended as soon as the Mosasaur closed its mouth.
That being said, Eddie had it worse in TLW.
>instant death
how is this bad?
She got savaged by multiple flying reptiles for literally full minutes before the mosa ate her. In fact, her death was so over-the-top violent compared to everything else in the film that it was kinda jarring and comical.
This scene fricked me up as a kid. I'm pretty sure this was the front rat movie without happy ending I've ever seen.
This was so cynically disgusting and bleak it gave me a distaste for misery porn and downer movies in general that persists to this day. Why would you watch shit like this? Might as well go to liveleak and watch some isis beheadings.
> crazy religious lady says they have to sacrifice his son to make the mist go away
> they kill her instead
> later on, he shoots his son
> immediately after that, the mist goes away
She was right
SOME
BODY
The Shaun of the Dead version made me uneasy when I first saw it, at like 12 or 13.
I forget her name but the mom from 28 weeks later.
>Abandoned by her husband
>Left to die
>Survives for 28 weeks all alone on scraps
>Finally found, barely alive
>Taken into custody and discovered to be an asymptomatic carrier
>Restrained for evaluation, likely will be killed but never said 100%
>Husband sneaks in to see her and say sorry
>Kisses her
>Turns into zombie
>Murders her horrifically while she's tied down
I had to turn the movie off. There's gore and then there's pure despair.
>I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT EXODUS, STFU UP YOU STUPID SELF-IMPORTANT CHRISTKEK, HOLY SHIT.
Directed by John "How Do I" Landis
The dude from Indiana Jones 4. As a kid, I thought I'd eventually see a horror movie where someone gets eaten by ants.
I saw a made for TV movie as a kid about killer ants and in it one of the first victims was a 12-ish kid who was playing with his friends and wondered on top of the big ant hill and fell inside. He sinks inside screaming in pain and terror and exclaiming "somethings biting me!"
Did they try to kill the ants by flooding them in the end?
It's not a real Indiana Jones movie unless some kid watching has nightmares. Oh man, Indy 5 is probably gonna suck.
I was 100% going to skip it, but now I have to watch because it's John Williams' last film
You fricker, you made me think he died.
In Avatar a cripple dooms mankind for alien pussy.
Being a nest for those giant spiders in the mist
The woman from Eden lake
This man was forced to nut inside the ugliest woman available every time she was fertile,while
he couldn't have sex with his beautiful wife
This shit is so transparently female porn it's fricking unreal dumb holes use it as some kind of political treatise
>Bunch of holes who win genetic lottery (and all happen to be ugly) get handed to high-status men (who all happen to be handsome chads)
>The women basically exist in a sub/dom lifestyle enforced by laws where they have to serve their master or be sent to forced labour
>These men HAVE to nut inside by law
>Their wives are all stunning but they are not allowed to have sex with their husbands
>The wives literally pin down the holes while they get fricked
>Get the experience of being fricked, impregnated and bred by a high status male but don't have to care for the baby
The astronaut who gets blown off the comet in Deep Impact
saw a movie where a dude turns himself into a chocolate heart for his crush but just thinks it's a regular candy and when she opens the box it turns out she's with her lesbian lover and his crush eats him and while he's in her stomach he can hear/feel them having sex while he is helpless then later it shows him moving down out of her stomach and implies he remains conscious while turning into her poop
He turned himself into a chocolate heart
funniest shit I've ever seen
Fricking what. I am convinced this is a fever dream you had
>implies he remains conscious while turning into her poop
What else would the fricking outcome of this situation be? Isn’t that what he wanted?
>can hear/feel them having sex
>remains conscious while turning into her poop
meds, now
this is just a pretty standard vore fantasy no way it was actually in a movie
Do cartoons count?
the special effects look like a ꜱoyjak
I remember that one found footage horror movie where the two main characters ended up being digested alive by some supernatural creature in a cave.
paralyzed and eaten alive by boars.
Fat dude in the barbed wire maze from Saw. Shit made me ill to watch.
Not sure if we've ever seen one used in film: the Oubliette.
Standing room only.
Little Ease in the Tower of London too - designed so the prisoner couldn't stand straight, or sit, and lying down was entirely out of the question. Best they could manage was a half crouch thing and after a night in there the prisoners would be too stiff to move after the guards levered them out.
Worth mentioning that often people in oubilettes would also be standing on the rotting remains of the last people in there, and that all the fetid water from the rest of the dungeons would run off into it
Sometimes it was used for torture but a lot of the times they literally just left people there till they died (iirc its named after the french word for forget)
Maybe not the worst, but still pretty bad.
The 5 season storyline of this frick from the show Nip/Tuck (completely deserved by the way).
>botches an attempted self-circumcision
>kills a classmate by driving distracted
>incriminates another classmate in aforementioned roadkill by lying
>breaks up his parents' marriage
>fricks and marries his biological father's ex-girlfriend
>gets an early inheritance, converts to Scientology and blows it all on thetan shit
>comes back and asks his dad for more money
>becomes a meth cook, sets himself on fire
>gets into a relationship with a nurse who is also a burn victim
>takes up miming as a hobby and becomes a mime criminal who robs people at gunpoint
>goes to prison for aforementioned mime crimes
I am not making any of this up, and there is almost certainly a bunch of shit I am forgetting.
forgot pic
Kek I remember most of this. Nip/Tuck was such a wild ride.
>almost certainly a bunch of shit I am forgetting
Yeah, you forgot the part of him being in a relationship with a serial killer troony
Matt is why I stopped watching the show
>some teen on the show was extremely gifted
>performing operations with incredible speed and accuracy
>set up for life on ez modo
>he can't cope with the expectations or some shit
>purposefully smashes his hands in a car door
nip tuck was pretty spooky
i successfully self circumsized when i was like 21. freaked out because all of the blood and what not. went to the ER. ended up having to go to surgery like a few days later and before going under the doctor told me i did a good job, but they wanted to do something to connect the two ends.
Why the frick would you mutilate your body like that?
i wanted to be circumcised and was naive and thought the only way to do it was by myself instead of just going to a doctor. apparently a decent amount of people do it
>i wanted to be circumcised
Why?
1. won't cum as fast
2. esthetics
>esthetics
Imagine getting brainwashed by porn
connect what two ends? If then needed to connect something it doesn't sound like you did a good job, it sounds like you would have had your dick get infected and fall off.
Major Cadwell in Air Force One
He saves most of the hostages on the plane and his reward is getting shot in the chest (twice) by Gibbs. He most likely died thinking that he failed to save President Marshall.
I think this is one of the few times I ever cringed at a move death scene.
>heroin addict
>medically prolonged life
>shoots heroin for ages in a cave
>completely broken down, mental capability of a small child, eats raw fish and canibalizes other junkies
>cannot ever return to society, nobody would ever love him
>but heroin makes him feel good
>one day a guy stumbles in his cave, reminds him of what he used to be
>after years of maddening solutide, he talks to a person, and plays games with them
>dude steals his heroin when he's not looking and bolts
As a child I had nightmares about the boo box.
>implied sex slave to an obese slug
>eaten alive by a giant monster for people's amusement
>be me sophomore in college
>download drag me to hell from limewire
>invite friends over to watch it
>movie reaches the seance part where the goat gets possessed
>as the goat starts talking it switches to loud gangbang porn
>fumble my way to the remote to turn off tv
>nervously say that it was a prank by my roommates
>turns out some dickhead decided to edit in porn into the movie file he was sharing
At least it wasn't cp
did you all frick afterwards?
In supernatural there is this immortal guy they eventually just chain in a casket and bury
Always thought this is the worst possible fate being imprisoned for eternity
In reality he'd lose his mind pretty quick and after a week tops he probably wouldn't be even thinking anymore.
What started this moronic "he stops thinking after a while" meme? Its such a moronic concept that always is repeated when immortal people get stuck.
The chick from martyrs was chained up and beaten daily for a few months before she was eventually skinned alive, that's pretty bad
the Aussie chick in ep.10 of Ash V. ED who gets digested and vomited out of the cabin in a spray of red mist and giblets
That sentient digital clone of the guy from that Black Mirror episode that has to spend like 50 million years inside of an old house
The deaths in For All Mankind
>being heated to death on the surface of the Moon without a suit
>burning alive inside your suit
>guy on his eva tether sucked into the rocket plume
>getting crushed between two colliding spaceships
it's space horror done right, like, it's black humor laughing at our whimsical idea of exploring space as meaty skeletons
good astronauts don't have good stories, only great achievements.
>commit sin
>pray to god before you die
>go to heaven
Problem, god?
When his wife got killed by her mother, leaving him in the hospital forever I was completely crushed. Poor man just wanted to save his son....
accidentally beheaded by his son
he deserved it tho, but still a shit way to go
>be cop
>try to capture serial killer
>identify suspect but you don't have enough evidence
>serial killer disappears, cops confused
>cop gets fired
> father of one of the victims captured him, abducted him to a farm shed in the middle of nowhere
>keeping him alive and torturing him for 20+ years
>cop finds out and leaves him to it.
pretty shitty movie besides giving a villain a satisfying deserved ending that doesn't happen nearly enough though.
I wish the rest of the movie was good but it was more a gay slow romance drama attached to a crime thriller.