frick councils, behead councils, roundhouse kick councils, taze councils, waterboard councils, hand draw and quarter councils, stretch councils on the rack until their limbs pop, boil councils in hot oil
This. We have supermarkets, why do these gays need ACRES of grass for? Food? They're not even growing apples on it or something, it literally just grass. You can't even eat that!
>is given a spot literally a few miles away >"no! I must construct my shitty farm that creates insane traffic on this dirt road in a protected area wildlife area!
Clarkson's kind of a c**t there. There's literally no road infrastructure to support any of his dumb business ideas. You want to start a farm to fork restaurant, put it in a nearby down, not in the middle of fricking nowhere.
>put it in a town >suddently all the instagram crowds go block some random bong town instead of middle of nowhere in le hecking "wildlife preservation"
>put it in a town >suddently all the instagram crowds go block some random bong town instead of middle of nowhere in le hecking "wildlife preservation"
I live incredibly close, I passed through on my commute to Oxford, it's about 2 hours to get through now so I just go around. Basically impossible to get parked or move through the town now for locals, has been for years, probably pretty fricking annoying. On the other hand, everywhere here is farmland, everywhere, his is just famous, short of buying another farm allotment not in a town I'm not sure what he could've done differently, shit sucks
>I live incredibly close >Shit sucks
When did Englishmen adopt Americanisms? It's as disgusting to me when I hear an Englishman say Ass instead of Arse.
I'm from the North East and think southerners are poofs, especially how it's most of you who are adopting Americanisms and refusing to identify anymore with your Englishness, probably out of some survival technique you've all adopted.
Nice! I'll see you in /brit/! Thanks for that groundbreaking opinion that southerners are poofs, I guess the age old adage about northerners being morons is also still true
3 months ago
Anonymous
You say we're morons but you're the ones who are adopting the colloquialisms of another country over your own. How very spineless.
I was in Chipping Norton on Tuesday and Thursday last week and it was fine. Drove past the farm shop and in to Chadlington too, and it was very quiet. There were people queuing to go in the shop on Thursday (as in standing in line) but no traffic problems.
>his is just famous, short of buying another farm allotment not in a town I'm not sure what he could've done differently
He did choose to make a TV show about it and market it far more than any other farmer who ever lived
It would be better if they raised livestock instead of growing whatever slop crop is currently popular, spraying it with cancer causing chemicals and then serving it to the mutated masses. Giga herds should be normalized and subsidized.
And it shouldn't be that way, everything is arse backwards and we wonder why every other person has irritable bowel syndrome or some other chronic illness. The British must have the lowest quality diet out of any first wold nation.
To be devil's advocate I can absolutely see where the council are coming from in his local village because it's not a council estate, it's not an urban sprawl the entire purpose of that Village and the draw is how attractive it is and Clarkson wants to change that.
I can see why Clarkson wants to do his thing and he's supported by a lot of the local farmers but on the other side of it if you change the landscape, the culture of a Village too fast in England then you run the risk of destroying hundreds of years of history of which the village prides itself on.
I honestly can see merits in both arguments.
Many Villages in England and the UK have history that is 2000 years old and relevant to key moments in history. That aside, a lot of buildings in a small village can be hundreds of years old, history here doesn't mean countryside consequences but it is very relevant to the locals to the local area.
Considerations have to be made so these are kept and maintained and are able to pass to future generations as they have been passed to us, this is what small countryside village councils are supposed to do.
As I said I sympathise with Clarkson but he knew the area and what it was all about when he bought it, if he wanted free regulations then he should have moved to the U.S.
>the culture of a Village too fast in England then you run the risk of destroying hundreds of years of history of which the village prides itself on
the politicians are already doing this by importing millions of africans and middle-easterners. it's a sham really
Local Village Councils are not the same as city councils are not the same as Central government.
>the culture of a Village too fast in England then you run the risk of destroying hundreds of years of history of which the village prides itself on
the politicians are already doing this by importing millions of africans and middle-easterners. it's a sham really
For now. It's just funny that we have this double standard when it comes to such things, we must protect our nature and heritage but that which enables said protection (namely the english people) are decreasing as a percentage of the population year by year. Add to that declining birth rates and the countryside which is becoming more desolate as young ones move to the cities.
Many Villages in England and the UK have history that is 2000 years old and relevant to key moments in history. That aside, a lot of buildings in a small village can be hundreds of years old, history here doesn't mean countryside consequences but it is very relevant to the locals to the local area.
Considerations have to be made so these are kept and maintained and are able to pass to future generations as they have been passed to us, this is what small countryside village councils are supposed to do.
As I said I sympathise with Clarkson but he knew the area and what it was all about when he bought it, if he wanted free regulations then he should have moved to the U.S.
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Local Village Councils are not the same as city councils are not the same as Central government.
I'm speaking more generally about the direction of society. I mean what's the median age in village councils and societies who aims to preserve heritage? I bet we're gonna see a lot more desolate places in the countryside in the future, because people care less and less overall
Why would young people care about preserving English history when the English state has been nothing but hostile to them their entire lives?
3 months ago
Anonymous
good question, add to that the perception of "englishness" as something boring or at times negative. why would a young woman or man want to preserve something that's seen as a product of "white supremacy" etc
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm talking about actual observable reality, not this bizarre boogeyman you've made up where everyone considers England to be white supremacist
the woman with the INFESTED cows is LITERALLY starving and you care about some rotten old barns
look at her
she needed the resturant
she needed the beef
Ah yes, but isn't it funny how the people that actually live in and work in the village wants prosperity and change, while the posh c**ts from London wants to keep it a little postcard model village?
>the entire purpose of that Village and the draw is how attractive it is
The purpose the the countryside is to grow food, not to be a playground for retired urbanites. Without profitable farms you starve, no matter how "attractive" your surroundings. The day the rural population learns to unionise you lot will die and I will laugh at you.
bongbros, do you understand him?!
Unfortunately they cut clips together to exaggerate his lack of standard grammar. I understand most of what he says when it's unedited. For example:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HcgD320tkk8 >Cos even if it i'nt fit then at least I can do another bank 'n you can cope with one load 'n yar' grain can't you? >You won't after if you can't go on, you know wha' I mean.
The combine harvester can always keep going as long as there are trailers to relieve it of grain. The limiting factor is how quick Jeremy can dump each load of grain and return to collect the next.
I went into a Greggs for a tuna sandwich for lunch, there was a couple in their late 40s early 50s, drunk as skunks and being dickheads.
They asked me if I was on the rob, I replied saying I was there to get lunch to which the woman recoiled in shock at my "posh accent" her words not mine.
The frick leads people to live like that?
He's like 90% intelligible.
I've met old farmers from deep Yorkshire whose accents are so thick that they sound like they're speaking some Scandinavian language.
a bit yes... and honestly as a poorgay, I'm tired of car shit I'll never own nor drive
I'll always just have the one used cheap car, maybe a small inexpensive bike, so...
i'd rather watch him do some farm shit instead of cars even if I'll never relate to him due to his obese wealth
I went to Kalebs live show in Coventry (Uni of Warwick venue)a few months back, the rest of the cast where there too having bants. Think they where recording a bit of b-roll for series 4. If you see a guy with an orange jacket in the background of some footage of Kalebs tour say hi to me through your TV.
frick councils, behead councils, roundhouse kick councils, taze councils, waterboard councils, hand draw and quarter councils, stretch councils on the rack until their limbs pop, boil councils in hot oil
Farmers keep us in the stone ages. Its backwards and that land can be easily used for housing which we sorely need.
have a nice day.
This. We have supermarkets, why do these gays need ACRES of grass for? Food? They're not even growing apples on it or something, it literally just grass. You can't even eat that!
so true senpai
>here's that average joe farmer i was telling you about
>blimey the sun is scorching hot today, we might die on the field!
>is given a spot literally a few miles away
>"no! I must construct my shitty farm that creates insane traffic on this dirt road in a protected area wildlife area!
Clarkson's kind of a c**t there. There's literally no road infrastructure to support any of his dumb business ideas. You want to start a farm to fork restaurant, put it in a nearby down, not in the middle of fricking nowhere.
This.
me when I eventually turn 40
(yes I am that unhealthy)
Literally my physique
>put it in a town
>suddently all the instagram crowds go block some random bong town instead of middle of nowhere in le hecking "wildlife preservation"
Frick off you fricking grass. People like you ruin this country.
>Oh no my permit
Get fricked
>your mind on glyphosate
Jeremy Clarkson defeated by traffic, the man on wheels done in by a road.
I live incredibly close, I passed through on my commute to Oxford, it's about 2 hours to get through now so I just go around. Basically impossible to get parked or move through the town now for locals, has been for years, probably pretty fricking annoying. On the other hand, everywhere here is farmland, everywhere, his is just famous, short of buying another farm allotment not in a town I'm not sure what he could've done differently, shit sucks
>I live incredibly close
>Shit sucks
When did Englishmen adopt Americanisms? It's as disgusting to me when I hear an Englishman say Ass instead of Arse.
By being chronically online for years which is infested with them? I'm from the south-east and say ass anyway :^D
I'm from the North East and think southerners are poofs, especially how it's most of you who are adopting Americanisms and refusing to identify anymore with your Englishness, probably out of some survival technique you've all adopted.
Nice! I'll see you in /brit/! Thanks for that groundbreaking opinion that southerners are poofs, I guess the age old adage about northerners being morons is also still true
You say we're morons but you're the ones who are adopting the colloquialisms of another country over your own. How very spineless.
Because of you c**ts the yanks won the war and now the israelites run everything.
I was in Chipping Norton on Tuesday and Thursday last week and it was fine. Drove past the farm shop and in to Chadlington too, and it was very quiet. There were people queuing to go in the shop on Thursday (as in standing in line) but no traffic problems.
>his is just famous, short of buying another farm allotment not in a town I'm not sure what he could've done differently
He did choose to make a TV show about it and market it far more than any other farmer who ever lived
>There's literally no road infrastructure
What do you think happens if you offer to build a new road?
That's right, the council says no!
It would be better if they raised livestock instead of growing whatever slop crop is currently popular, spraying it with cancer causing chemicals and then serving it to the mutated masses. Giga herds should be normalized and subsidized.
He tried animals in season 2 and it was not worth the cost of buying them let alone feeding and raising the fricking things.
And it shouldn't be that way, everything is arse backwards and we wonder why every other person has irritable bowel syndrome or some other chronic illness. The British must have the lowest quality diet out of any first wold nation.
tbh Id watch the Perm & Mullet comfy crime series set in the rural England.
Next season will be piggus
play farmer, get paid doing it
why do the br*tish hate him so much?
They don't? He's successfully convinced the entire island that he's some man of the people despite being a private school educated journalist
Just lucked into good low key scriptwriters in the early days of top gear
To be devil's advocate I can absolutely see where the council are coming from in his local village because it's not a council estate, it's not an urban sprawl the entire purpose of that Village and the draw is how attractive it is and Clarkson wants to change that.
I can see why Clarkson wants to do his thing and he's supported by a lot of the local farmers but on the other side of it if you change the landscape, the culture of a Village too fast in England then you run the risk of destroying hundreds of years of history of which the village prides itself on.
I honestly can see merits in both arguments.
What history does a shitty little village of no consequence have?
Many Villages in England and the UK have history that is 2000 years old and relevant to key moments in history. That aside, a lot of buildings in a small village can be hundreds of years old, history here doesn't mean countryside consequences but it is very relevant to the locals to the local area.
Considerations have to be made so these are kept and maintained and are able to pass to future generations as they have been passed to us, this is what small countryside village councils are supposed to do.
As I said I sympathise with Clarkson but he knew the area and what it was all about when he bought it, if he wanted free regulations then he should have moved to the U.S.
Local Village Councils are not the same as city councils are not the same as Central government.
>the culture of a Village too fast in England then you run the risk of destroying hundreds of years of history of which the village prides itself on
the politicians are already doing this by importing millions of africans and middle-easterners. it's a sham really
That are exclusively in cities
For now. It's just funny that we have this double standard when it comes to such things, we must protect our nature and heritage but that which enables said protection (namely the english people) are decreasing as a percentage of the population year by year. Add to that declining birth rates and the countryside which is becoming more desolate as young ones move to the cities.
I'm speaking more generally about the direction of society. I mean what's the median age in village councils and societies who aims to preserve heritage? I bet we're gonna see a lot more desolate places in the countryside in the future, because people care less and less overall
Why would young people care about preserving English history when the English state has been nothing but hostile to them their entire lives?
good question, add to that the perception of "englishness" as something boring or at times negative. why would a young woman or man want to preserve something that's seen as a product of "white supremacy" etc
I'm talking about actual observable reality, not this bizarre boogeyman you've made up where everyone considers England to be white supremacist
They are spreading out as London has become unaffordable these expensive villages are safe for now but the local towns are getting Londonfied
And in 50 years? Where are they then?
the woman with the INFESTED cows is LITERALLY starving and you care about some rotten old barns
look at her
she needed the resturant
she needed the beef
Ah yes, but isn't it funny how the people that actually live in and work in the village wants prosperity and change, while the posh c**ts from London wants to keep it a little postcard model village?
>the entire purpose of that Village and the draw is how attractive it is
The purpose the the countryside is to grow food, not to be a playground for retired urbanites. Without profitable farms you starve, no matter how "attractive" your surroundings. The day the rural population learns to unionise you lot will die and I will laugh at you.
Unfortunately they cut clips together to exaggerate his lack of standard grammar. I understand most of what he says when it's unedited. For example:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HcgD320tkk8
>Cos even if it i'nt fit then at least I can do another bank 'n you can cope with one load 'n yar' grain can't you?
>You won't after if you can't go on, you know wha' I mean.
The combine harvester can always keep going as long as there are trailers to relieve it of grain. The limiting factor is how quick Jeremy can dump each load of grain and return to collect the next.
im watching s2
am i misremembering s1 or did they start forcing the succubus woman way more into the episodes in s2?
mfw i will never live in the cotswolds
Jeremy's Frick and Suck
got called racist in greggs earlier lads
tell us what happened lad
I went into a Greggs for a tuna sandwich for lunch, there was a couple in their late 40s early 50s, drunk as skunks and being dickheads.
They asked me if I was on the rob, I replied saying I was there to get lunch to which the woman recoiled in shock at my "posh accent" her words not mine.
The frick leads people to live like that?
reply if you've seen any of the TG guys live and how
>went to see one of their arena shows back when they were doing those, they had monster trucks and the v8 couch it was cool
its setting up for Clarkson's inevitable dip into real politics. hes trying to gain the farmers vote
>mumbles in anglo
bongbros, do you understand him?!
He's like 90% intelligible.
I've met old farmers from deep Yorkshire whose accents are so thick that they sound like they're speaking some Scandinavian language.
Lambing season has just started in bongland
and it is a stillborn slaughterhouse.
>LIE DUNE
is the farm thing show a good/watchable/cozy/funny show? I need to know bros...
if you like jeremy clarkson, yes
a bit yes... and honestly as a poorgay, I'm tired of car shit I'll never own nor drive
I'll always just have the one used cheap car, maybe a small inexpensive bike, so...
i'd rather watch him do some farm shit instead of cars even if I'll never relate to him due to his obese wealth
you might not like it then as he owns a gigantic king tier farm and buys equipment and buildings for like half a million bongbux minimum each season
I guess that's logical
Extremely giga cozy and I never watched Clarkson
I went to Kalebs live show in Coventry (Uni of Warwick venue)a few months back, the rest of the cast where there too having bants. Think they where recording a bit of b-roll for series 4. If you see a guy with an orange jacket in the background of some footage of Kalebs tour say hi to me through your TV.