Nothing at all, but some homosexuals want to complain, I blame the Jarcogay spamer, that butthole ruined it for everyone else.
1 year ago
Anonymous
kinda this, I rather jarco over starco even when I knew they never had a chance since the beginning, but jarcogays here are annoying as frick
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I knew they never had a chance since the beginning
???
Ejecting Jackie from the series was done very suddenly and clunkily, and both Marco and Star's personalities are inexplicably different in the third season onwards.
1 year ago
Anonymous
whatever you liked or not, the ship was dead since the red moon episode. even if jarco have lasted longer, starco was always the endgame. hell star and marco are nefcy and her husband self-insertions. the problem is nefcy is moronic and writer didnt know what to do with the show after toffee's death
1 year ago
Anonymous
>the red moon episode
The episode that has Marco attracted to Star out of nowhere, a character dyanmic that isn't returned to until two seasons later? And the development of his strong desire to be with Jackie happens AFTER this?
It's true the red moon suddenly appears on his date with Jackie and he thinks of Star, but the result is his saves her life from peril (he does not not to be in love with her for this) and then it's emphasized how he instantly goes back to Jackie's side when Star is OK?
Red moon is bullshit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
that's why I said whataver you liked or not. even if I liked jarco I need to say one thing:
Cope
1 year ago
Anonymous
Enjoy your non-sensical male lead + female lead love story.
1 year ago
Anonymous
unfortunatley I cant, but coping like you will not make marco fricks jackie
>paulina does not have the braincells, youd have to totally rewrite her character.
well, valerie neither, she just had the same role as star after her. they actually rewrite her character twice, because tucker was supposed to be her love interest at first and it was changed to danny ''because''
I'm not sure about the others but there was a lot of NTR energy with the ZOOtara crackship. Every other badly drawn Deviantart pic I saw of the two had them not only acting OOC but had a weird thing of Aang crying in the background in some way. The weirdest one had Aang as a crying baby Held by Katara while kissing Zuko.
So much anger and hate directed toward the kid from these ugly obese landwhales for the crime of getting in the way of them...erm I mean Katara fricking Zuko.
Like this pic, there's nothing NTR-y about it, there's no depiction of Nick being upset or crying or feeling cheated or whatever, it's just a normal shipping pic.
Danny and Valerie together aren't bad, and it makes sense to put it above the canon pairing. But I'll also say that Sam is over-hated, most of the hate she gets is from the finale, and the last season flanderized everyone.
>NTR out of nowhere
Take a break from the internet dude
meds
Judy/Gideon is based bully to lovers dynamic.
Now, can we accept Judy would be the top in the relationship?
Gideon is certainly submissive now Imagine a role reversal of this but as adults and Judy is horny instead of angry
Don't play innocent, I've been in threads where anons claim Judy imagines Gideon while fricking Nick. It's just fems and gay men wanting to be dominated by a bully.
maybe for danny but marcocucks are the biggest self-inserters in Cinemaphile history and zutara is the ideal couple for self-insert girls. as for judy and other guy Im not sure,it should be self-inserters because no one outside of Cinemaphile ship that thing
Star Vs was ruined by shipping autism, the writers should have just stuck to a goofy episodic cartoon format instead of forcing in deep lore and so many romantic love triangles.
1 year ago
Anonymous
every show is ruined by shipping autism, I dont remember in the last years a show that forced pseudo romance didnt ruin everything
1 year ago
Anonymous
>shallow thot >over the line on the "crazy" scale you shouldn't put your dick in
Man's a dumbass for getting hung up on these broads.
1 year ago
Anonymous
CJ was only "crazy" initially. She got way better and it wasnt an issue not too later on. Her not fricking killing Mordecai for his stunt at the wedding is proof enough of that at least
1 year ago
Anonymous
The wedding thing was moronic because CJ is made to massively misunderstand his speech and hate it for stupid reasons.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Carl Johnson got married?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Star realizing too late she wants Marco while he has just gotten together with Jackie was cool. The problem was ditching Jackie immediately and then spending two seasons to put Star and Marco together.
If Marco and Jackie stayed together and Star had to deal with it it could have led to some interesting things.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Not to mention hundreds more of CuckStar pics.
It could have been properly worked, imagine Marco showing up with Jackie, Janna and sometimes with other characters like his friends Ferguson and Alfonzo, it could have worked, but they fricked it all up.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Marco staying with Jackie but desperate to help his best friend Star when she's in trouble would be a cool dilema to put the self-absorbed and impulsive Star through.
>the main reason it's so popular is girls aren't attracted to Angg
Girls will always go after the bargain bin hotty over a less attractive guy that has everything else going for him. Always.
They would rather waste a life trying to turn an attractive damaged person into more than have kids with someone less attractive that isn't damaged and already has a lot going for them.
>Girls will always go after the bargain bin hotty over a less attractive guy that has everything else going for him. Always.
untrue. women don’t think like you. most women go for the money and status. looks is secondary
>looks is secondary
It’s a close second. And by that logic, Zuko’s winning. >attractive >heir to a whole nation’s imperial structure >doesn’t require some sort of dietary shit or any extra spirit realm surprises
Zuko was always the more stable choice, and he and Katara didn’t pair up because Aang looked like the showrunners.
this is only true with adolescent women who lack father figures (i.e. the kind that know or care about ships) but those types are disproportionately represented on the internet.
>the main reason it's so popular is girls aren't attracted to Angg
Girls will always go after the bargain bin hotty over a less attractive guy that has everything else going for him. Always.
They would rather waste a life trying to turn an attractive damaged person into more than have kids with someone less attractive that isn't damaged and already has a lot going for them.
Well, I'd say he's better looking but a bit generic, maybe if he had hair for more 'badass' moments would help and not the episodes where he goes to school
This was probably the worst most autistic shit they could come up with.
Marco telling Jackie that she was his best friend, when he actually had a honest,
confession that did even made the cube stop and say "hey man, that's the deepest truth I've ever seen in my life", and then watch that it only got worse and worse when the show advanced and was revealed that being a squire (later turned into a knight by Eclipsa) was nothing relevant because he had "already been a knight in 4 other kingdoms", plus the detail that he literally hated Mewni just was the weirdest character assassination I've seen in any show. Almost as if both the people who wrote the episodes and the creator herself had never sat to think and realize that would make no sense...
>Fan-preferred couple
the only case is zutara. jarco was popular but starco was even more, people rather even paulina over valerie for danny and the zootopia stuff is just delusional moronation
/co/mblr is literally the only place on Earth that even kicks up a stink about Danny/Sam. Everywhere else has accepted that shit show is dead and done with and not really worth putting that much thought in.
Secondary ship superior to the main couple.
Nonsensical NTR crackships
There's just no chemistry between characters like this.
The main couple still have good chemistry.
I think this was just butchman copying Jake long
>main couple
Dude Danny and Sam had zero chemistry. He had more chemistry with his own sister than Sam.
>He had more chemistry with his own sister than Sam
i knew it wasnt just me
and none of these make sense, except for danny phantom
what's wrong with jarco
Nothing at all, but some homosexuals want to complain, I blame the Jarcogay spamer, that butthole ruined it for everyone else.
kinda this, I rather jarco over starco even when I knew they never had a chance since the beginning, but jarcogays here are annoying as frick
>I knew they never had a chance since the beginning
???
Ejecting Jackie from the series was done very suddenly and clunkily, and both Marco and Star's personalities are inexplicably different in the third season onwards.
whatever you liked or not, the ship was dead since the red moon episode. even if jarco have lasted longer, starco was always the endgame. hell star and marco are nefcy and her husband self-insertions. the problem is nefcy is moronic and writer didnt know what to do with the show after toffee's death
>the red moon episode
The episode that has Marco attracted to Star out of nowhere, a character dyanmic that isn't returned to until two seasons later? And the development of his strong desire to be with Jackie happens AFTER this?
It's true the red moon suddenly appears on his date with Jackie and he thinks of Star, but the result is his saves her life from peril (he does not not to be in love with her for this) and then it's emphasized how he instantly goes back to Jackie's side when Star is OK?
Red moon is bullshit.
that's why I said whataver you liked or not. even if I liked jarco I need to say one thing:
Cope
Enjoy your non-sensical male lead + female lead love story.
unfortunatley I cant, but coping like you will not make marco fricks jackie
These two work and I’m tired pretending they don’t
it could be work if butch had kept the idea of paulina being the ghost hunter. like seriously, valerie body shape just make not sense
paulina does not have the braincells, youd have to totally rewrite her character.
>paulina does not have the braincells, youd have to totally rewrite her character.
well, valerie neither, she just had the same role as star after her. they actually rewrite her character twice, because tucker was supposed to be her love interest at first and it was changed to danny ''because''
Take your meds JelloApocalypse.
What the frick went wrong with him? Got a visit from the globohomos? Or a fat check?
QRD?
braaaaaaaaaaappppppp
She’s objectively better than Sam.
>NTR out of nowhere
Take a break from the internet dude
No one said anything about Nick or Judy
I'm not sure about the others but there was a lot of NTR energy with the ZOOtara crackship. Every other badly drawn Deviantart pic I saw of the two had them not only acting OOC but had a weird thing of Aang crying in the background in some way. The weirdest one had Aang as a crying baby Held by Katara while kissing Zuko.
So much anger and hate directed toward the kid from these ugly obese landwhales for the crime of getting in the way of them...erm I mean Katara fricking Zuko.
How is Judy and Gideon NTR, she hasn't actually done anything with Nick yet, she's still freely available anon.
The NTR aspect it the betrayal of audience expectations, not from the source in Zootopia but from moronic crackshippers
meds
Like this pic, there's nothing NTR-y about it, there's no depiction of Nick being upset or crying or feeling cheated or whatever, it's just a normal shipping pic.
All their stuff posted here is innocent but people still insist it's ill-intentioned ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Are you a femoid? Please be honest
No just a passionate shipper
I guess that makes sense, but I still don't really think it's NTR unless people are going out of their way to make it an NTR ship.
Excuse me I’M the fricking audience! AND I WANT THE SHIPS OF MY SHOWS TO PAIR WHO I WANT TO PAIR
OR MILLIONS WILL DIE
They don't know about Nick and the male wolves
Star canonically never gets with Marco.
Ostensibly
Danny and Valerie together aren't bad, and it makes sense to put it above the canon pairing. But I'll also say that Sam is over-hated, most of the hate she gets is from the finale, and the last season flanderized everyone.
Don't play innocent, I've been in threads where anons claim Judy imagines Gideon while fricking Nick. It's just fems and gay men wanting to be dominated by a bully.
No you didn't gay, the NTmorons want gideon to frick judy's mom
Hey, screw you I know what I've seen.
>NTmorons want gideon to frick judy's mom
I mean yeah, that too.
>Is that...Gideon Grey?
>Yup, sure is! We work with him now.
>He's our partner~
>And we never would've considered it had you not opened our minds...
It's already more canon than your stupid toxic ship, Judykek.
kys
>Took 30 minutes for you just to say that
kek. Truth hurts, I understand
Surprisingly I have other things to do
autism
friendships with oddly sexual tension?
Something I’ll never have. 🙁
Judy/Gideon is based bully to lovers dynamic.
Now, can we accept Judy would be the top in the relationship?
Gideon is certainly submissive now
Imagine a role reversal of this but as adults and Judy is horny instead of angry
But is it loving, with an understanding of the limits, and with aftercare?
Have you ever been bullied, anon?
Reading his posts I'd be surprised if he hasn't
Attraction?
Heterosexual romance for the purpose of propagating the species.
autism
Danny Fenton's CANON ship is his mom
you know this to be true
>UrsaxZuko
Too old. No eggs.
Wont stop the guy from trying
Benjamin Franklin said older women are better in part for that exact reason
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress
And we should listen to him because?
Heterosexuals?
shippers specially self-inserters being BTFO
Go outside
do shippers and self-inserters are being BTFO there?
none of these ships involve self-inserting
maybe for danny but marcocucks are the biggest self-inserters in Cinemaphile history and zutara is the ideal couple for self-insert girls. as for judy and other guy Im not sure,it should be self-inserters because no one outside of Cinemaphile ship that thing
>no one outside of Cinemaphile ship that thing
It's not the majority but they do
https://www.tumblr.com/greyhopps
Star Vs was ruined by shipping autism, the writers should have just stuck to a goofy episodic cartoon format instead of forcing in deep lore and so many romantic love triangles.
every show is ruined by shipping autism, I dont remember in the last years a show that forced pseudo romance didnt ruin everything
>shallow thot
>over the line on the "crazy" scale you shouldn't put your dick in
Man's a dumbass for getting hung up on these broads.
CJ was only "crazy" initially. She got way better and it wasnt an issue not too later on. Her not fricking killing Mordecai for his stunt at the wedding is proof enough of that at least
The wedding thing was moronic because CJ is made to massively misunderstand his speech and hate it for stupid reasons.
Carl Johnson got married?
Star realizing too late she wants Marco while he has just gotten together with Jackie was cool. The problem was ditching Jackie immediately and then spending two seasons to put Star and Marco together.
If Marco and Jackie stayed together and Star had to deal with it it could have led to some interesting things.
Not to mention hundreds more of CuckStar pics.
It could have been properly worked, imagine Marco showing up with Jackie, Janna and sometimes with other characters like his friends Ferguson and Alfonzo, it could have worked, but they fricked it all up.
Marco staying with Jackie but desperate to help his best friend Star when she's in trouble would be a cool dilema to put the self-absorbed and impulsive Star through.
Self insertion
Robbed
I feel like Zuko Katara is different from the others here as the main reason it's so popular is girls aren't attracted to Angg
>the main reason it's so popular is girls aren't attracted to Angg
Girls will always go after the bargain bin hotty over a less attractive guy that has everything else going for him. Always.
They would rather waste a life trying to turn an attractive damaged person into more than have kids with someone less attractive that isn't damaged and already has a lot going for them.
To be fair it's not like Zuko didn't also have a lot going for him.
>Girls will always go after the bargain bin hotty over a less attractive guy that has everything else going for him. Always.
untrue. women don’t think like you. most women go for the money and status. looks is secondary
>looks is secondary
It’s a close second. And by that logic, Zuko’s winning.
>attractive
>heir to a whole nation’s imperial structure
>doesn’t require some sort of dietary shit or any extra spirit realm surprises
Zuko was always the more stable choice, and he and Katara didn’t pair up because Aang looked like the showrunners.
this is only true with adolescent women who lack father figures (i.e. the kind that know or care about ships) but those types are disproportionately represented on the internet.
but aang with hair is cute
are you talking about ty lee?
not exactly
If he looked like this for longer he'd be more popular with the female fanbase but still less popular than Zuko
Well, I'd say he's better looking but a bit generic, maybe if he had hair for more 'badass' moments would help and not the episodes where he goes to school
he reminds me of me back when I was 14
only that I couldnt sleep because of how many wanks ive had and got bolivian pussy rather than tribal
>What's this called?
Red herring
To give viewers something to talk about online and advertise the show. xgpgj
>The writing is bad, especially for romance
>Audience thinks what isn't written could be better
Many such cases.
Marco and Jackie were actually lovers, though.
she is his best friend
Your lover also being your best friend is ideal
This was probably the worst most autistic shit they could come up with.
Marco telling Jackie that she was his best friend, when he actually had a honest,
confession that did even made the cube stop and say "hey man, that's the deepest truth I've ever seen in my life", and then watch that it only got worse and worse when the show advanced and was revealed that being a squire (later turned into a knight by Eclipsa) was nothing relevant because he had "already been a knight in 4 other kingdoms", plus the detail that he literally hated Mewni just was the weirdest character assassination I've seen in any show. Almost as if both the people who wrote the episodes and the creator herself had never sat to think and realize that would make no sense...
Everything about the Jackie break-up episode was moronic. Except Jackie's cute dress.
Ships that only obsessed weirdos care about
Trust is hot when in a D/s relationship.
Something you'll never feel.
Eternal Seethers. Timmy/Trixie should be up there as well.
No one ships them seriously
That fox was an actual homosexual... so I don't see the relation with the other 3 characters.
No one is gay until the writers say they are
I'm sure they will wrap that up on the next shorts.
I FORGIVE STAR BUTTERFLY.
She did nothing wrong.
Fan-preferred couple
>Fan-preferred couple
the only case is zutara. jarco was popular but starco was even more, people rather even paulina over valerie for danny and the zootopia stuff is just delusional moronation
>people rather even paulina over valerie for danny
Only Cinemaphiletards cause she's black
>people rather even paulina over valerie
???
I have not seen fanarts of danny x valerie like danny x sam or paulina or even danny x ember
/co/mblr is literally the only place on Earth that even kicks up a stink about Danny/Sam. Everywhere else has accepted that shit show is dead and done with and not really worth putting that much thought in.
The siroc animation was pretty good
https://e621.net/posts/3260649
Add Kim and Scott to this since Ramona is dogshit
Technically not Cinemaphile but frick it, ROBBED
I hate when that happens
That isn't nice 🙁
greyhopps shippers only want one thing and it's disgusting
Interracial
2 good secondary ship, 1 contrarion ship, a coomer delusion that never had any strength(zutara)
>coomer delusion that never had any strength(jarco)
FTFY
jarco was an actual thing that sunk.
>jarco was an actual thing that sunk.
see? this is delusion
jarco isn't that contrarian
"Not gonna happen"
>filename
Cuckee cucks back
Imagine if they tease them in the second movie lol that would be funny
friendship
next question
Hartman zutara, beanmouth zutara, furry zutara, zutara
Mrs. Otterton is for Nick. They even have babies together.
False Leads
Let's be realistic