nah, hes a literal moron. he aged out of high school. he couldn't pass any of his classes, but bob/barb coached him to pass any competency evaluations.
No man, Chris is straight up honest to God moronic.
Man should have been in some sort of home long ago.
No Chris is retarted. Null from kiwifarms who was Chris' tard wrangler knows that hes an absolute moron and has never learned after years of being trolled.
hello newfriends
2 years ago
Anonymous
>you're new if you think chrischan is a moron
lol, what? i'll never understand this delusion that chrischan is actually completely functional.
2 years ago
Anonymous
hello null, how does Chris’s greasy wiener taste? :^)
He's capable of following the rules of the road and taking long distance car trips by himself, articulating himself in the written word, performing routine tasks, and (to an extent) planning with regard to the future. He's among the best when it comes to developmentally disabled.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you can train monkeys to do all of that as well.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I envy your naivete when it comes to how bad autistic people can get.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>you're naive for asserting that chris-chan is a moron
what
2 years ago
Anonymous
My point is that he's pretty good when it comes to autistic people. His downfall was bad parenting. There are people far worse than him who can hold down basic jobs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he's pretty good when it comes to autistic people
by what objective metric? he couldn't graduate high school, couldn't function in college, can't hold a job, can't function in society at all.
but you think because he can perform some basic tasks, he's high functioning? high functioning means can hold a job, can form relationships, can comprehend the world around him outside of his fantasy life.
2 years ago
Anonymous
He did graduate high school
2 years ago
Anonymous
no, he aged out of high school.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What does that mean?
2 years ago
Anonymous
that means, in virigina at the time, when someone turned 21, they were honorarily graduated from high school.
read: they kicked them out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This is verifiably false.
2 years ago
Anonymous
except... it isn't. social promotion was a big thing in virigina in the 00s.
understand, he didn't get a real diploma.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>he didn't get a real diploma
so what was the point of it
2 years ago
Anonymous
to make the tard feel good and get him the FRICK out of the school
2 years ago
Anonymous
He graduated from high school in the year 2000 at the age of 18. Whether or not the teachers pitied him and let him pass with the bare minimum is outside of the discussion.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You're full of shit, Chris graduated high school normally, if this was true the kiwiBlack folk would definitely know about it and it would be plastered all over the wiki
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doesn't say anything about that on the wiki
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School#Graduation
2 years ago
Anonymous
so? where's chrischan's school records?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Chris-chan wore his Manchester High Class of 2000 ring for years after graduating.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not there because it's not relevant >Manchester High School, located in Midlothian, Virginia, is a high school that Chris attended from 1996 to 2000 (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life
He was never forced to skip a grade
2 years ago
Anonymous
His parents insisted on mainstreaming him. If he had been put in special education with an emphasis on vocational training then he would easily become the innocent local grocery store autistic who's been a cashier for 20 years.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>special education with an emphasis on vocational training
didn't exist in the 80s, cost a frickton in the 90s, and only became accessible for poor as frick people in the 00s. but considering they were in deep denial about chrischan's moronation, was never going to be an option.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but considering they were in deep denial about chris-chan's moronation, was never going to be an option
This was the point I was trying to make the entire time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the problem with your point is special education with an emphasis on vocational training is only effective/meaningful when it starts during childhood.
2 years ago
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My point is that Chris-chan is high functioning compared to autists as a whole and his downfall was the circumstances around his upbringing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>planning with regard to the future >in jail for raping his mother
2 years ago
Anonymous
at least he wont be homeless also got some pussy, 4d chess
2 years ago
Anonymous
except the only way he was able to get barb naked on a bed is because he actually believed he could reverse her aging with erotic massage.
he doesn't have the capacity for deception.
2 years ago
Anonymous
> long distance car trips bu himself
never followed cwc bulshit but this is legit hilarious snf scary
2 years ago
Anonymous
>never followed cwc bulshit
The long distance drive was to save his long distance girlfriend (a 12 year old boy trolling him) after she was kidnapped
No Chris is retarted. Null from kiwifarms who was Chris' tard wrangler knows that hes an absolute moron and has never learned after years of being trolled.
>Chris had several gal pals in his childhood. One, Natasha Turner, was essentially a babysitter paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop. Chris read too much into the acquaintanceship, not realizing at the time that the money Bob handed him to give her was for payment, and believed she was a legitimate friend. >In Manchester High School, Chris again believed he had many gal pals. However, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by Bob,[2] in a misguided attempt to help Chris socialize.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_pal
he's not moronic, he's high functioning autist
also anybody got that pic of Berserk 'dont watch' edit with Barb and Chris
2 years ago
Anonymous
he's a low functioning autist (read: the only types diagnosed as autistic in the 80s) with significant coaching that only makes it harder for people to recognize how moronic he is.
dunno what's worse, pay (or out of pity) for company or be a loner
wtf?! the simpsons predicted CWC
or did they copy his life story? >Bart delivers the photographic evidence to Lisa, who finds out that Tumi was being paid by Marge to be Lisa's friend and she confronts Marge for her behavior. Marge tries to express her sorrow and explains she was only trying to help, but Lisa refuses to forgive her even saying she would've eventually found friends when she was in college.
Oh no I feel like I'm being Mandella effect'd. I distinctly remember a picture of Chris in a suit with a girl at a school dance, obviously not his date but it was a picture where he almost looked like a normal person.
>Kellie and Domonic Jones at the Manchester High School prom. He went on to play professional basketball, she went on to marry a firefighter and have two children. Chris drew unpublishable comics in his bedroom for ten years
Dazed and Confused
Back to the Future
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Blue Velvet
Nightmare on Elm Street 1-4
Ginger Snaps
Rivers Edge
Ferris Bueller I guess
So what's happening with his case? The kiwiBlack folk are fricking terrible at updating the wiki these days.
It says his lawyer filed for some autism deferred deposition but not a lot of explanation of what that means.
>CWC had b***hes in high school
WTF
Why was he 20 years old in highschool?
because he's a moron
would rather call him naïve
nah, hes a literal moron. he aged out of high school. he couldn't pass any of his classes, but bob/barb coached him to pass any competency evaluations.
hello newfriends
>you're new if you think chrischan is a moron
lol, what? i'll never understand this delusion that chrischan is actually completely functional.
hello null, how does Chris’s greasy wiener taste? :^)
No man, Chris is straight up honest to God moronic.
Man should have been in some sort of home long ago.
He's capable of following the rules of the road and taking long distance car trips by himself, articulating himself in the written word, performing routine tasks, and (to an extent) planning with regard to the future. He's among the best when it comes to developmentally disabled.
you can train monkeys to do all of that as well.
I envy your naivete when it comes to how bad autistic people can get.
>you're naive for asserting that chris-chan is a moron
what
My point is that he's pretty good when it comes to autistic people. His downfall was bad parenting. There are people far worse than him who can hold down basic jobs.
>he's pretty good when it comes to autistic people
by what objective metric? he couldn't graduate high school, couldn't function in college, can't hold a job, can't function in society at all.
but you think because he can perform some basic tasks, he's high functioning? high functioning means can hold a job, can form relationships, can comprehend the world around him outside of his fantasy life.
He did graduate high school
no, he aged out of high school.
What does that mean?
that means, in virigina at the time, when someone turned 21, they were honorarily graduated from high school.
read: they kicked them out.
This is verifiably false.
except... it isn't. social promotion was a big thing in virigina in the 00s.
understand, he didn't get a real diploma.
>he didn't get a real diploma
so what was the point of it
to make the tard feel good and get him the FRICK out of the school
He graduated from high school in the year 2000 at the age of 18. Whether or not the teachers pitied him and let him pass with the bare minimum is outside of the discussion.
You're full of shit, Chris graduated high school normally, if this was true the kiwiBlack folk would definitely know about it and it would be plastered all over the wiki
Doesn't say anything about that on the wiki
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Manchester_High_School#Graduation
so? where's chrischan's school records?
Chris-chan wore his Manchester High Class of 2000 ring for years after graduating.
Not there because it's not relevant
>Manchester High School, located in Midlothian, Virginia, is a high school that Chris attended from 1996 to 2000 (ninth grade to twelfth grade). Chris portrays this period as among the happiest in his life
He was never forced to skip a grade
His parents insisted on mainstreaming him. If he had been put in special education with an emphasis on vocational training then he would easily become the innocent local grocery store autistic who's been a cashier for 20 years.
>special education with an emphasis on vocational training
didn't exist in the 80s, cost a frickton in the 90s, and only became accessible for poor as frick people in the 00s. but considering they were in deep denial about chrischan's moronation, was never going to be an option.
>but considering they were in deep denial about chris-chan's moronation, was never going to be an option
This was the point I was trying to make the entire time.
the problem with your point is special education with an emphasis on vocational training is only effective/meaningful when it starts during childhood.
My point is that Chris-chan is high functioning compared to autists as a whole and his downfall was the circumstances around his upbringing.
>planning with regard to the future
>in jail for raping his mother
at least he wont be homeless also got some pussy, 4d chess
except the only way he was able to get barb naked on a bed is because he actually believed he could reverse her aging with erotic massage.
he doesn't have the capacity for deception.
> long distance car trips bu himself
never followed cwc bulshit but this is legit hilarious snf scary
>never followed cwc bulshit
The long distance drive was to save his long distance girlfriend (a 12 year old boy trolling him) after she was kidnapped
So average american?
No Chris is retarted. Null from kiwifarms who was Chris' tard wrangler knows that hes an absolute moron and has never learned after years of being trolled.
WE GOT A REAL CHRISTORIAN OVER HERE BOYS
The oldest guy in my graduating class was 20. He graduated with his younger brother
And they weren't twins
It was all a prank bro
we're in the wrong timeline
god, i fricking wish
Those are his "gal pals" and they were paid hang out with him.
>they were paid hang out with him
This can't be real
>Chris had several gal pals in his childhood. One, Natasha Turner, was essentially a babysitter paid by Bob to walk Chris to the bus stop. Chris read too much into the acquaintanceship, not realizing at the time that the money Bob handed him to give her was for payment, and believed she was a legitimate friend.
>In Manchester High School, Chris again believed he had many gal pals. However, their "friendships" with him had all been arranged by Bob,[2] in a misguided attempt to help Chris socialize.
https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_pal
dunno what's worse, pay (or out of pity) for company or be a loner
if you're moronic, whats the difference?
he's not moronic, he's high functioning autist
also anybody got that pic of Berserk 'dont watch' edit with Barb and Chris
he's a low functioning autist (read: the only types diagnosed as autistic in the 80s) with significant coaching that only makes it harder for people to recognize how moronic he is.
wtf?! the simpsons predicted CWC
or did they copy his life story?
>Bart delivers the photographic evidence to Lisa, who finds out that Tumi was being paid by Marge to be Lisa's friend and she confronts Marge for her behavior. Marge tries to express her sorrow and explains she was only trying to help, but Lisa refuses to forgive her even saying she would've eventually found friends when she was in college.
road to hell is paved with good intentions
iirc they either joined him for pity or were paid
also unrelated but the redhead was cute, wasnt she a lesbian?
There is no redheads on this pic you dumb shitskin.
>one cannot possibly have female friends, they must be fricking
meds
people from the 00s looked so goofy
buffy
Bob was just as much at fault as Barb, and I'm tired of pretending that he wasn't.
He had friends???
dude in the ballcap is a deadbeat by now I bet
Freaks n geeks
Can we ever return to the before times?
Who is that in your pic? I think its the founder of 9gag.
>9gag has conservative lean these days
What happened?
IS THERE A NEW MITRE TEN THANK YOU!
More 3rd worlders got internet
Reminder that Liquid Chris is a literal doctor now.
Did the guy who played liquid Chris ever comment about Chris going to jail or has he rightfully ignored it
Of course, he had the dominant genes
Nobody will remember the other five beyond a footnote in his life.
is there a cwcki page for the qt3.14 redhead on the right?
Oh no I feel like I'm being Mandella effect'd. I distinctly remember a picture of Chris in a suit with a girl at a school dance, obviously not his date but it was a picture where he almost looked like a normal person.
Tony Soprano vibes in that pic
>christufuh, how many times igottafrickin tell you IM WORKING ON IT?
Nevermind, found it.
>"sorry Gals, I'm taken"
I wonder what happened to those girls. I assume they married the first guy who asked them out after being with CWC
>Kellie and Domonic Jones at the Manchester High School prom. He went on to play professional basketball, she went on to marry a firefighter and have two children. Chris drew unpublishable comics in his bedroom for ten years
That poor guy. The girl's husband not CWC
Dazed and Confused
Back to the Future
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
Blue Velvet
Nightmare on Elm Street 1-4
Ginger Snaps
Rivers Edge
Ferris Bueller I guess
imagine Chris in female form (troony form doesnt count)
>tfw no chris chan gf
Comfy eastern european movie
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Class_(2007_film)
for me it was pic related
>tfw i was ned and i knew a nerdy black guy but no moze
Psychonauts 1 & 2
i feel sorry for this kid, you just get the feeling that this is probably the most clothes shes had on all summer cuz of weird european pedos
I'll be honest, part of me is bummed about Chris probably going to jail. I want more chaos, letters from jail is no replacement.
once the dimensions merge, everything is going to be aaaalright
So what's happening with his case? The kiwiBlack folk are fricking terrible at updating the wiki these days.
It says his lawyer filed for some autism deferred deposition but not a lot of explanation of what that means.
dude. it's not funny if it's real. get his IP for the coppers, janniegays.
Gross.
yea man, get that guy posting from probably indonesia behind 17 proxies, that'll sure show him
me on the left
DO YOU REALIZE SOMETHIN LET ME TELL YOU
IF THE JANNY DEPARTMENT OF Cinemaphile SEES THOSE POSTS
>goes to an Indian restaurant
>"I have to do this"
>starts doing his Apu from the Simpsons voice
I audibly keked.
The best content from the last 10 years
>"no chris no"
a lot of naïve people ITT
Nah, you are.
>well, well, well. look who finally decided to come out of their cave
Thanks yify
coward
brehs vlada is ans lesbos now
you want cp?