What's your favorite James Bond movie?

What's your favorite James Bond movie?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All around:
    From Russia With Love

    Best Theme:
    A View To A Kill

    Best Bond Girl:
    For Your Eyes Only

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Swap girl for Solitaire

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    James Bond

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale probably.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You Only Live Twice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You Only Live Twice
      The only correct answer, this Bond film is totally bonkers, Roald Dahl must have realized he was writing a great big cartoon for adults so he went all out:
      - bigger spaceships eating smaller spaceships
      - Sean Connery as a 6'5" Japanese man
      - sumo wrestling
      - secret Japan intel lair in the subways
      - aerial dogfight with kit helicopter
      - Spectre base inside a giant volcano
      - like 1000 ninjas attacking the Spectre base
      - drawbridge over piranhas for killing henchmen
      - volcano spews lava at the end just because

      and of course...
      - utterly gorgeous theme song by Nancy Sinatra tying it all together

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOLT's set design is immaculate and it has amazing action, but Sean Connery has clearly checked out at this point and I find a lot of the movie before the Little Nellie battle pretty boring. Kissy Suzuki is also one of the worst Bond girls in the entire series when Aki was so much fun - it's like they wanted to replicate the twist of Tilly Masterson's death but forgot to replace her with a Pussy Galore-tier Bond girl.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    License to Kill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dalton was best Bond. Fight me. He got shitty scripts, but he was closest to what Ian Flemming envisioned for Bond to look and act like.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why would I fight you when you're right?

        My two favourites are FRWL and athe Living Daylights

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Octopussy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for your eyes only and the spy who loved me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell did On Her Majesty's Secret Service happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's so incredibly bad. i hate it so much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All Bond movies are bad. It's just bad in its own charming way...Telly Sevalas smoking cigarettes like a weirdo, Lazenby running around in a kilt with super models, the comfy kino of winter in the Alps, a gun battle while skiing, a crying Moneypenny and the downer ending. It felt...very British, and human. A bunch of Lazenby Bond films would have been great.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Moonraker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      with all these stupid remakes/reboots, they should do Nightfire as a remake of Moonaker. The theme song from Nightfire is DIMES and KINO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I decided to give it a chance and it's probably the worst theme song I ever heard:

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          are you fricking high? Nearly Civilized is a BANGER and i'll frick your dad in the mouth if you say one more unkind word about it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me: It's 'Everything or Nothing'

            When I listen to the song now, it's pure garbage, but the intro makes it look good.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just look at the cast of that game. It felt like a new Bond movie, but it was a videogame. Worst title to date though.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can never get into Bond. Give me a recommendation for the best one to get a non-Bond fan into Bond. My brother loves the Thanksgiving Bond-athons so I've seen a couple, but do not remember which ones (Except Casino Royale, which I do remember and wasn't a big fan of) and will take all suggestions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Best Bond films to start off are Golden Eye or Tomorrow Never Dies.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, you're a gun? I always thought you were like an eyeball or something!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you can see the rifling...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Camera shutter POV.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Golden eye has the perfect level of camp and believability.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Goldeneye was originally supposed to be a Dalton film.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Connery:
    From Russia With Love

    Moore:
    For Your Eyes Only

    Dalton:
    License To Kill

    Brosnan:
    Goldeneye

    Craig:
    Casino Royale

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my bad, this was meant for

      I can never get into Bond. Give me a recommendation for the best one to get a non-Bond fan into Bond. My brother loves the Thanksgiving Bond-athons so I've seen a couple, but do not remember which ones (Except Casino Royale, which I do remember and wasn't a big fan of) and will take all suggestions.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Favorite? Live and Let Die.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye
    Best Bond
    Best villain
    Best girl (Xenya)
    Best video game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Golden eye

      Goldeneye. Brosnan movies had just the right combination of campiness and seriousness.

      there's a lot to love about Goldeneye and I'd definitely consider it in the higher tier of films but people who just flat-out say it's the best are late millennials who just have nostalgia for the video game and nothing else

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This scene is pure kino and one of many reasons why Goldeneye is still the best Bond to date.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >DO IT JAMES, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL
          he actively encourages james to say "frick the detonator countdown and blow it up now" but then gets mad later in the film because james set the timers for one minute less than they'd agreed upon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Trevelyan hated Bond because he stands for EVERYTHING Trevelyan hates, the timer was immaterial

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I have never been so offended at something so right.
        Goldeneye still the best bond film.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My top 5

    >From Russia with Love
    >Goldfinger
    >OHMSS
    >The Spy Who Loved Me
    >Casino Royale

    No Time to Die is a very close 6th place because it emulates everything I love about OHMSS and Spy, from the romance, to the undercurrent of tragedy, to the massive Ken Adams-inspired set design.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I found NTTD extremely disappointing, but I'm glaf you like it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It definitely suffered from pandemic-induced rewrites and cleaning up Spectre's baggage but I honestly love it, what do you not like about it?

        People complain about Bond having a kid not "feeling like Bond" when it's literally something Fleming did and No Time to Die, besides Casino Royale, is the closest thing the series had done to an adaptation of the books since the Connery era

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what do you not like about it?
          Most of it just felt uninspired to me. The villain, the nanomachine plot, most of the action.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >on her majesty's secret service.
      best be trolling Black person. would have been a mediocre bond film even with connery at the helm. people try to treat it like it's sooo deep because traci gets gakked by blowfeld. yawn

      >the spy who loved me
      banger of a theme, annoying bond girl, cool gadgets.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Golden eye

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Goldeneye. Brosnan movies had just the right combination of campiness and seriousness.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everything about this movie is goofy as frick and I love it. Honorary mention to Quantum of Solace, for some reason I find it comfy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Plenty O'Toole had such a cute little dumper

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't like diamonds are forever but i like bambi

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OHMSS has the best soundtrack bar none and I love the end sequence, from the attack on the mountain base to that scene, but it also has an awful lot of Austin Powers shit at the beginning. I do love it though.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My top 5:
    1) Octopussy
    2) Licence to Kill
    3) On Her Majesty's Secret Service
    4) From Russia with Love
    5) The Spy Who Loved Me

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. First 5 Connery Films
    2. The Spy Who Loved Me
    3. Moonraker
    4. Goldeneye
    5. OHMSS
    Honorable mention Casino Royale

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