What's your favourite Mads Mikkelsen picture?

What's your favourite Mads Mikkelsen picture, Cinemaphile? For me, it's DRUK (2020)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    death stranding

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i liked the one where he fricked a crippled dudes wife while he was married, kino

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's another round you poser you can't even speak denmark

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you can't even speak denmark
      You can't even speak English.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes I am, idiot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    thanks il watch pusher tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I watched pusher a couple weeks ago, confirmed kinography

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flickering Lights

    Kai Proctor from Banshee is in it too. It's about four small time crooks who rip off a gangster and go hide out in the woods. It's pure male bonding kino.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the KINO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they about to fist poor Mads?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        maybe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Damn thats comfy

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *sips*

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Casino Royale. Hey why do people want to take pics with him choking them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I would say the hunt is probably his best performance but my personal favorites are Valhalla rising and pusher.

      The choking thing is because he played Hannibal innit?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This 'the' thread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *sips his pint*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How are we doing fellow druk bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          finished work 2 hours ago so juss getting started on beer 3

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Very based, on beer one myself, Lets get fricked up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but maybe I made it too ambiguous. Jannies have been in a fierce mood lately (despite no pay).

      I bought a bottle of gin so I'm drinking GTs on my balcony. Getting pretty fricked up already.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they picked mads for druk because he really is druk

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A LIFE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Life a what

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Riders of Justice was so comfy I watched it back to back

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blinkende lygter

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Green Butchers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pusher 2
      Green Butchers
      The Hunt

      Druk was pretty good but ultimately the birthday dinner scene is the best thing in it.

      t. Svend Sweat

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the ones where hes hacking darts

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >main OP of this threads (me) got a weed supply and is out smoking tonight
    Druksisters... I sold you out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Weed
      very cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sorry. I just can't seem to stop drinking and this should give my body a week to recover. Will still have a beer or two with my joint though.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Break
          Not a real druk chad

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Mate I've been making these threads for like a year now, picked up like 500 bans and rebranded them 10 times to dodge the janny attention.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking always makes me want to smoke weed. I can go without thinking about weed for months but if I drink I usually end up with some bud on me the morning after, often not even remembering that I bought some.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Adam's apples

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Druk stories

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >had a red eye flight to catch, kinda tipsy having left a party hours earlier
      >intended to drink the rest of my vodka waiting to board
      >realize they're gonna take it at the xray
      >finish it straight in line
      >board flight, buckle up, make sure seat is visible. sleep in my window seat.
      >violently shaken awake some time later
      >>SIR YOU NEED TO COME WITH ME
      >w-what? okay.
      >led back to terminal to two cops waiting for me
      >THE POLICE?!?!
      >>you were unresponsive and then combative
      >so... someone shook me while I was asleep until I told them to frick off?
      >>you were unresponsive and then combative
      >talk about running the gamut
      >they're now pissed
      >made to buy a new ticket for flight 6 hours later
      >head of WestJet corporate security calls me next day to tell me I'm banned from the airline for a year
      >the song Take a Picture by Filter is now also about me
      - WestJet no longer allows visibly drunk passengers because of me
      WHAT A LIFE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >A few months ago
      >Get insanely wasted one night
      >Horny as frick
      >Start messaging women on facebook i use to go to highschool etc with telling them i wanna hook up
      >Message literally like 25 chicks, even a former teacher who i had added. Also messaged an aunty of my friend
      >Wake up the next day
      >Remember what i did
      >Panic sets in instantly
      >See i have replies on Messanger
      >Dont even look at them
      >Delete my account and never looked back
      I kinda wish i'd looked at the replies

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I tire of this pasta.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post your own story then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I did. I'm the guy who got banned from WestJet.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, sure

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love drinking in the middle of the night in my back garden, just alone in the world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking based beyond belief. For me it's my balcony because I'm a poor frick but it's a comfy balcony in a comfy neigbourhood.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I drink untill i pass out sometimes and wake up in the morning to the birds singing, kinda based

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pusher 2
    Green Butchers
    The Hunt

    Druk was pretty good but ultimately the birthday dinner scene is the best thing in it.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does he love choking woman?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like degenerate coomer stacys coming up to him claiming "oh like the kino pls Mads chingchongdingdong", then they go home and schlick themselves silly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          makes sense, all Asian woman all love mads?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they ask for it

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moar

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hannibal. He was perfect for it and I found his performance far better than Hopkins'

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the two types of Mads fan photos
    >please choke me
    >please hold this stuff animal

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly nothing stands up to his performance in The Hunt. I keep wanting to like the other things he's in but none of them are that good. Hannibal was probably the next best thing before it got too homoerotic

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I still can't believe mystery guitar man directed a Mads movie

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I DRANK THE FRICKING VODKA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get drunk a lot
    >family life suffers
    >professional life suffers
    >friend dies
    >dance party with students

    What was the point

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DRUK

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Last one I watched was Valhalla Rising

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mads does a great job in King Arthur

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DRUK songs?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What product do you think Mads uses in his hair? Mine is about the same length but tends to fall in front of my eyes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Stop using champoo or any soap in your hair, just wash it with warm water.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My gf's parents recently began to make moonshine, it's not too shabby.
    Gonna have some tonight with red bull to help round out the rest of my drinks.
    WHAT A LIFE

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Pusher but he was great in Artic (even though it was a slow and sometimes boring survival flick)

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    De grønne slagtere

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mads has the most kino face of any living actor
    Also he's primarily responsible for making Hannibal the best show ever produced by NBC, thanks Mads

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