Every single film in my collection (I own thousands) on halfway speed, with every type of food in existence, with some Fanta, some A&W Root Beer (if you bring Hires or Mug that is an automatic civil rights violation), water, and milk.
>theatrical versions >not the Extended Editions >not also watching the various special features, Appendices, and behind-the-scenes documentaries
Baka tbh, senpai.
>Extended Editions
I'm tired of this meme of extended editions being better
Extended ROTK is the worst offender, with that stupid scene of Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fucking Witch King. In the theatrical, you just get to see Aragorn and co wreck Orcs.
I prefer the Extended Editions.
The theatrical versions are great, but the Extended Editions are on a whole new level.
Also, the Appendices are really great to watch too.
>Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fucking Witch King.
Her arm was fucking broken thanks to the giant mace and she was magically and physically shaken due to striking a fucking wraith to death, you dumbass.
It's not like she took out the witch king by pure strength or ability, it was because Merry stabbed him with a sword that was made specifically to weaken him
>last meal
Large phillycheesesteak pizza, large batch of five guys fries: cajun style, ovenbaked mac and cheese with Jalapeños. for drinks: aw rootbeer or dr pep., or pumpkin ale, or moxie (haven’t try them, so why not have them now then never, you know?) for dessert: whole batch of fresh made brownies and a tub of edy’s Vanilla
>kinos
This is pretty hard. Should i watch something appropriate for the time, or something that will take my mind off of things? If the warden allows me to watch my list of favorite movies nonstop, my execution will be delay until 8 months has passed. But if he only allows five, I’ll pick these:
1. Das boot
2. Ken burn’s civil war
3. Chimes at midnight
4. Millers crossing
5. The incredible shrinking man >bonus answer: last book and album
Consolation of philosophy by boethius or conan adventures by Robert E Howard
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven —godspeed you! Black emperor
>Meal
2 Coney dogs, one with everything and one dry with cheese; from the local Coney Island.
1 New York style dog with extra pepper.
1 Double cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and grilled onions.
Potato wedges with ranch and honey mustard.
Onion rings with the same.
Strongbow cider to wash it down.
Peach cobbler over vanilla ice cream for dessert.
An extra crispy bucket of KFC, some KFC mashed potatoes and gravy, and strawberries would unironically be in the running for my last meal. I promise I'm white.
>Medium Pepperoni Pizza >Ten (10) wings, hot, with a side of blue cheese >Fries with a side of ketchup, side of honey mustard >Two (2) cans of Coke >Sideways
The last meal is a dirty trick they pull on the condemned. Everyone knows you empty your bowels and bladder when you die. So if they ate a big extravagant meal the night before, they're going to make a huge mess on their death day.
>Two sirloin steaks, medium rare with A1 >Baked potato with all the fixins >Half pound of peel and eat shrimp with old bay >6 chicken wings dry-rub >6 pack of Dr Pepper cans, chilled glasses instead of ice >Half pound of raspberries and blackberries >Oreo cookie cheesecake with cool whip >The Swimmer 1968
Jesus Christ can you imagine the panic you'd feel walking to your death knowing full well this is the end? Must be absolutely awful but I guess you get what you deserve. Oh and minted lamb chops on a bed of potatoes and onion.
Must be similar to what people who tried to commit suicide by jumping and alike but survived felt. Things change quickly once you realise you're moments away from dying and you can't do anything.
Those bastards! What if you become a mass murderer...you're just supposed to go to Hell with an empty stomach??
What if you became a mass murderer by killing those who were responsible for abolishing the last meal for budget reasons? You're just supposed to go to Heaven with an empty stomach?
If it were me, I’d choose the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searchin' for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.
Meal >1 double cheese burger with cheddar, pickles, lettuce, bacon and ketchup >1 large slice of pepperoni, sausage and six cheese pizza >2 fried chicken tenders >4 fried mozzarella sticks with marinara to dip >A small amount of season fries with ketchup to dip >1 large chocolate milkshake to drink
Kino >The Big Lebowski
I'd ask for ingredients for Carbonara and portable stovetops I guess. Can't trust some schmuck with my last meal and I can make it better than anyone. Either LotR (extended editions) or Comet in Moominvalley for my last kino.
I just want a big bowl of my mom's potato salad, ice cold. She died a few years ago and I miss her. She didn't get to meet my son.
I'd watch Amadeus, my favorite movie.
Every single film in my collection (I own thousands) on halfway speed, with every type of food in existence, with some Fanta, some A&W Root Beer (if you bring Hires or Mug that is an automatic civil rights violation), water, and milk.
I wouldn't get one. My state abolished the last meal for budget reasons.
Those bastards! What if you become a mass murderer...you're just supposed to go to Hell with an empty stomach??
I will have what Meg Ryan is having.
>firing squad
Based, I'd tell them do skip the meal get it over with already.
tysons buffalo chicken, 2L mountain dew, and a whole milk enema
Thin crust Alfredo chicken pizza & Natural Born Killers
Large "hot shot" pizza from my local takeaways
-Pepperoni
-Jalapeños
-Green bell peppers
Green bell peppers are shit they only use them because they're the cheapest
Jalapeño on pizza is based
My ruling: NEUTRAL
I like bell peppers even if they are cheap
Minions & instant ramen
Can someone edit his mug shot with the "does he know"
Do it yourself, lazy moron.
>theatrical versions
>not the Extended Editions
>not also watching the various special features, Appendices, and behind-the-scenes documentaries
Baka tbh, senpai.
>Extended Editions
I'm tired of this meme of extended editions being better
Extended ROTK is the worst offender, with that stupid scene of Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fucking Witch King. In the theatrical, you just get to see Aragorn and co wreck Orcs.
They are not better but hey are longer
Do you actually think he chose lotr because he is a fan?
I prefer the Extended Editions.
The theatrical versions are great, but the Extended Editions are on a whole new level.
Also, the Appendices are really great to watch too.
>Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fucking Witch King.
Her arm was fucking broken thanks to the giant mace and she was magically and physically shaken due to striking a fucking wraith to death, you dumbass.
It's not like she took out the witch king by pure strength or ability, it was because Merry stabbed him with a sword that was made specifically to weaken him
>last meal
Large phillycheesesteak pizza, large batch of five guys fries: cajun style, ovenbaked mac and cheese with Jalapeños. for drinks: aw rootbeer or dr pep., or pumpkin ale, or moxie (haven’t try them, so why not have them now then never, you know?) for dessert: whole batch of fresh made brownies and a tub of edy’s Vanilla
>kinos
This is pretty hard. Should i watch something appropriate for the time, or something that will take my mind off of things? If the warden allows me to watch my list of favorite movies nonstop, my execution will be delay until 8 months has passed. But if he only allows five, I’ll pick these:
1. Das boot
2. Ken burn’s civil war
3. Chimes at midnight
4. Millers crossing
5. The incredible shrinking man
>bonus answer: last book and album
Consolation of philosophy by boethius or conan adventures by Robert E Howard
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven —godspeed you! Black emperor
>Meal
2 Coney dogs, one with everything and one dry with cheese; from the local Coney Island.
1 New York style dog with extra pepper.
1 Double cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and grilled onions.
Potato wedges with ranch and honey mustard.
Onion rings with the same.
Strongbow cider to wash it down.
Peach cobbler over vanilla ice cream for dessert.
>Movie
Jurassic Park
kino meal
That looks nothing like KFC chicken, what kind of gay art student made this?
An extra crispy bucket of KFC, some KFC mashed potatoes and gravy, and strawberries would unironically be in the running for my last meal. I promise I'm white.
wholesome.
Whatever makes me shit the most when I die in order to prolong the clean up process. I'd watch Shaun of the Dead for maximum comfy.
>Medium Pepperoni Pizza
>Ten (10) wings, hot, with a side of blue cheese
>Fries with a side of ketchup, side of honey mustard
>Two (2) cans of Coke
>Sideways
Dumb & Dumber
Chicken fried steak with gravy and a large chocolate mousse shake from baskin robbins
>Bulgary
What racism is this? Was the jury which convicted him entirely Hellenic?
Maybe Dr Strangelove. It's not my favourite movie, but I'd like to go out laughing.
>firing squad
This is the real elevated choice here
If I was on death row I would request death by hand to hand combat
Lost Highway
entire luau pig
>eat while watching
So, how long do you think it took him to finish the food?
The last meal is a dirty trick they pull on the condemned. Everyone knows you empty your bowels and bladder when you die. So if they ate a big extravagant meal the night before, they're going to make a huge mess on their death day.
How is that a dirty trick on the condemned? Sounds more like a dirty trick on the prison janny.
>Two sirloin steaks, medium rare with A1
>Baked potato with all the fixins
>Half pound of peel and eat shrimp with old bay
>6 chicken wings dry-rub
>6 pack of Dr Pepper cans, chilled glasses instead of ice
>Half pound of raspberries and blackberries
>Oreo cookie cheesecake with cool whip
>The Swimmer 1968
>lord of the rings
>surf and turf
>firing squad
Jesus Christ can you imagine the panic you'd feel walking to your death knowing full well this is the end? Must be absolutely awful but I guess you get what you deserve. Oh and minted lamb chops on a bed of potatoes and onion.
I don't think the people on death row would respond to the final walk the same way normal people would respond.
Must be similar to what people who tried to commit suicide by jumping and alike but survived felt. Things change quickly once you realise you're moments away from dying and you can't do anything.
What if you became a mass murderer by killing those who were responsible for abolishing the last meal for budget reasons? You're just supposed to go to Heaven with an empty stomach?
Lamb chops, vegetable soup, buttered rolls, key lime pie
The Great Escape
If it were me, I’d choose the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searchin' for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.
Meal
>1 double cheese burger with cheddar, pickles, lettuce, bacon and ketchup
>1 large slice of pepperoni, sausage and six cheese pizza
>2 fried chicken tenders
>4 fried mozzarella sticks with marinara to dip
>A small amount of season fries with ketchup to dip
>1 large chocolate milkshake to drink
Kino
>The Big Lebowski
>Chicken tenders
>Caeser Salad
>Strawberry Cheesecake
>Diet Coke
And whatevers on Netflix I guess
I'd ask for ingredients for Carbonara and portable stovetops I guess. Can't trust some schmuck with my last meal and I can make it better than anyone. Either LotR (extended editions) or Comet in Moominvalley for my last kino.
>150 cals of lobster, 250 of steak, 660 for apple pie a la mode
How much of a fat shit am I if I think that that's not a lot to have over nine hours?
I just want a big bowl of my mom's potato salad, ice cold. She died a few years ago and I miss her. She didn't get to meet my son.
I'd watch Amadeus, my favorite movie.