What's your last meal kino? >bonus pts for including your last meal

What's your last meal kino?
>bonus pts for including your last meal

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Every single film in my collection (I own thousands) on halfway speed, with every type of food in existence, with some Fanta, some A&W Root Beer (if you bring Hires or Mug that is an automatic civil rights violation), water, and milk.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't get one. My state abolished the last meal for budget reasons.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Those bastards! What if you become a mass murderer...you're just supposed to go to Hell with an empty stomach??

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I will have what Meg Ryan is having.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >firing squad
    Based, I'd tell them do skip the meal get it over with already.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tysons buffalo chicken, 2L mountain dew, and a whole milk enema

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thin crust Alfredo chicken pizza & Natural Born Killers

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Large "hot shot" pizza from my local takeaways
    -Pepperoni
    -Jalapeños
    -Green bell peppers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Green bell peppers are shit they only use them because they're the cheapest
      Jalapeño on pizza is based
      My ruling: NEUTRAL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like bell peppers even if they are cheap

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Minions & instant ramen

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone edit his mug shot with the "does he know"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do it yourself, lazy Black person.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >theatrical versions
    >not the Extended Editions
    >not also watching the various special features, Appendices, and behind-the-scenes documentaries
    Baka tbh, senpai.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Extended Editions
      I'm tired of this meme of extended editions being better

      Extended ROTK is the worst offender, with that stupid scene of Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fricking Witch King. In the theatrical, you just get to see Aragorn and co wreck Orcs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They are not better but hey are longer

        Do you actually think he chose lotr because he is a fan?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the Extended Editions.
        The theatrical versions are great, but the Extended Editions are on a whole new level.
        Also, the Appendices are really great to watch too.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Eowyn struggling against that pig orc after taking down the fricking Witch King.
        Her arm was fricking broken thanks to the giant mace and she was magically and physically shaken due to striking a fricking wraith to death, you dumbass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not like she took out the witch king by pure strength or ability, it was because Merry stabbed him with a sword that was made specifically to weaken him

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >last meal
    Large phillycheesesteak pizza, large batch of five guys fries: cajun style, ovenbaked mac and cheese with Jalapeños. for drinks: aw rootbeer or dr pep., or pumpkin ale, or moxie (haven’t try them, so why not have them now then never, you know?) for dessert: whole batch of fresh made brownies and a tub of edy’s Vanilla

    >kinos
    This is pretty hard. Should i watch something appropriate for the time, or something that will take my mind off of things? If the warden allows me to watch my list of favorite movies nonstop, my execution will be delay until 8 months has passed. But if he only allows five, I’ll pick these:
    1. Das boot
    2. Ken burn’s civil war
    3. Chimes at midnight
    4. Millers crossing
    5. The incredible shrinking man
    >bonus answer: last book and album
    Consolation of philosophy by boethius or conan adventures by Robert E Howard

    Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven —godspeed you! Black emperor

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Meal
    2 Coney dogs, one with everything and one dry with cheese; from the local Coney Island.
    1 New York style dog with extra pepper.
    1 Double cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, and grilled onions.
    Potato wedges with ranch and honey mustard.
    Onion rings with the same.
    Strongbow cider to wash it down.
    Peach cobbler over vanilla ice cream for dessert.

    >Movie
    Jurassic Park

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kino meal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That looks nothing like KFC chicken, what kind of homosexual art student made this?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      An extra crispy bucket of KFC, some KFC mashed potatoes and gravy, and strawberries would unironically be in the running for my last meal. I promise I'm white.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wholesome.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever makes me shit the most when I die in order to prolong the clean up process. I'd watch Shaun of the Dead for maximum comfy.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Medium Pepperoni Pizza
    >Ten (10) wings, hot, with a side of blue cheese
    >Fries with a side of ketchup, side of honey mustard
    >Two (2) cans of Coke
    >Sideways

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb & Dumber
    Chicken fried steak with gravy and a large chocolate mousse shake from baskin robbins

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Bulgary
    What racism is this? Was the jury which convicted him entirely Hellenic?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Dr Strangelove. It's not my favourite movie, but I'd like to go out laughing.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >firing squad
    This is the real elevated choice here

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I was on death row I would request death by hand to hand combat

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Highway
    entire luau pig

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >eat while watching
    So, how long do you think it took him to finish the food?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The last meal is a dirty trick they pull on the condemned. Everyone knows you empty your bowels and bladder when you die. So if they ate a big extravagant meal the night before, they're going to make a huge mess on their death day.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is that a dirty trick on the condemned? Sounds more like a dirty trick on the prison janny.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Two sirloin steaks, medium rare with A1
    >Baked potato with all the fixins
    >Half pound of peel and eat shrimp with old bay
    >6 chicken wings dry-rub
    >6 pack of Dr Pepper cans, chilled glasses instead of ice
    >Half pound of raspberries and blackberries
    >Oreo cookie cheesecake with cool whip
    >The Swimmer 1968

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lord of the rings
    >surf and turf
    >firing squad

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ can you imagine the panic you'd feel walking to your death knowing full well this is the end? Must be absolutely awful but I guess you get what you deserve. Oh and minted lamb chops on a bed of potatoes and onion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the people on death row would respond to the final walk the same way normal people would respond.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Must be similar to what people who tried to commit suicide by jumping and alike but survived felt. Things change quickly once you realise you're moments away from dying and you can't do anything.

      Those bastards! What if you become a mass murderer...you're just supposed to go to Hell with an empty stomach??

      What if you became a mass murderer by killing those who were responsible for abolishing the last meal for budget reasons? You're just supposed to go to Heaven with an empty stomach?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lamb chops, vegetable soup, buttered rolls, key lime pie

    The Great Escape

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If it were me, I’d choose the world's rarest truffle. Then while they were searchin' for it, I'd tunnel my way to freedom. Of course, then I'd miss eating the world's rarest truffle. Quite the quandary.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Meal
    >1 double cheese burger with cheddar, pickles, lettuce, bacon and ketchup
    >1 large slice of pepperoni, sausage and six cheese pizza
    >2 fried chicken tenders
    >4 fried mozzarella sticks with marinara to dip
    >A small amount of season fries with ketchup to dip
    >1 large chocolate milkshake to drink
    Kino
    >The Big Lebowski

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Chicken tenders
    >Caeser Salad
    >Strawberry Cheesecake
    >Diet Coke
    And whatevers on Netflix I guess

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'd ask for ingredients for Carbonara and portable stovetops I guess. Can't trust some schmuck with my last meal and I can make it better than anyone. Either LotR (extended editions) or Comet in Moominvalley for my last kino.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >150 cals of lobster, 250 of steak, 660 for apple pie a la mode
    How much of a fat shit am I if I think that that's not a lot to have over nine hours?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want a big bowl of my mom's potato salad, ice cold. She died a few years ago and I miss her. She didn't get to meet my son.
    I'd watch Amadeus, my favorite movie.

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