whats your wish?

whats your wish?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy from a bad b***h.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wish granted
      A lioness appears and slowly eats you alive

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what I wished for. For one, there isn't a female dog anywhere in sight. Apply yourself, homosexual djinn.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to be immortal, without the drawbacks of being a human who has over-lived his lifespan but while retaining my humanity in every subtle and recognizable way, physically, mentally and in spirit, outside of mortality.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wish granted
      coincidentally ww3 starts tomorrow and you're the only survivor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >put's you in space

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want the ability to travel back in time, to my own body, with all knowledge and experiences accumulated, but retain a shred of childhood wonder that I did at that age.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So you know, the Djinni doesn’t give a shit about the wording. If he finds it funny he will give you exactly what you wish for, but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you, and trying to form a loophole free wish will have him laugh and make whatever shit he’s got planned even worse.
      The only exception was the wish that sealed him back, because the mere act of granting it prevented him from further malevolence.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When Djinn's don't follow the rules is when Reality Paradox happens

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but he’s just as likely to add something extra because frick you
        No. The point is that they will give you exactly what you wish for but in a way that has an unforeseen effect you will regret. You can always spot the morons who don't quite get it when they reply with shit like "granted, but then a plane crashes on you and you die lol", like

        wish granted
        coincidentally ww3 starts tomorrow and you're the only survivor

        The drawback is supposed to come from the wish itself, not because the djinn just pulled something you never wished for out of his ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wish granted
      you are now an indestructible statue that captures your obese and racid stature

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >immortal
      already happened in the movie
      he turns a woman into a manequinn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why is AI moronic like these posters

      wish granted
      coincidentally ww3 starts tomorrow and you're the only survivor

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish to stop existing

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't wish, i would listen to what he has to say and that's what no one did

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To be you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he cute!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you were free Genie!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    To frick the lead singer of Nightwish

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogan dies in a Chinese steel mill accident

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*steel mill owned by a chinese man across the street blows up and kills your mother in her sleep*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Granted.
      Afterward, the Seth Rogan Act is memorialized forever, effectively making him immortal in the hearts and minds of China. It becomes a national obsession. Chinese children are brought up on steady diets of Seth Rogan movies, and soon, there are two billion Seth Rogan fans on the planet.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    peace on earth
    >tfw the planet explodes as a result

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*deletes women*

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For a 9/11 times 100 to happen, a 900/1100 if you will

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*81.81818182 black Black folk rape ypu to death*

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Triple world hunger and quadruple student debt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      *triples the black population*

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give every blind person eyesight for a month.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I wish that you, the granter of this wish, considered me your greatest ally that is essential to any of your plans to such a degree that you would erase your own existence to prevent any negative emotions and outcomes from happening to me because you consider me indispensible and inextricably linked with your own happiness and prosperity.
    >Two, I wish that any and all wishmasters past present and future with no exceptions become biologically genetically and in physical appearance nordic teenaged girls with physical appearances that adhere to the most sought after female beauty standards by my definitions.
    >For my last wish I wish all wishmasters were danderes archetypes who have the exact same opinions of me that you would after the stipulations of my first wish had been fulfilled.

    Now grant my wishes, put on this cute outfit, and open the portal wishmaster.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i wish star wars was fun and not destroyed again 🙁
    at this point, i'd take the "it was all a dream/vision" cop out just to reset it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you'd get lost.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ask for a 12 inch dick
    >end up with a midge roommate named Richard
    t-thanks, Wishmaster

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish that you could see into my mind and understand I actually want you to win and conquer earth.

    For my second wish I wish I was dead right now and nothing could resuscitate me.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish you couldn't grant wishes anymore.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Wishmaster transfers his powers to you, becoming himself unable to grant wishes anymore. He uses his wicked cunning and malevolent intellect to enslave you and forces you to grant all his wishes without you being able to twist them because you are not an evil djinn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        or just transport you inside of a mirror, in another dimension, etc.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Uwe Boll had $10B and the film rights to every major franchise.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh. That's easy you wish a paradox because if it's something like someone saved you from a fire when you were an infant then the wish can occur because the wish never occurred and Jin have to complete the wish

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