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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GERIATRIC INTERRACIAL LESBIANS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      awesome 4s bro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That might be the ugliest cast I have ever seen for a major production.

      checked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That might be the ugliest cast
        why thank you, glad you noticed
        we tried our best to pick the ugliest actors for all the sexy roles, breaking and reshaping societal beauty standards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      Also I can wait. Wish it had never been made.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which of the two women on the left is supposed to be Tuon?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tuon will be blonde, pale as snow. and blue eyed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is no way. You can't make a POC into a non-POC. Come on friend, quit trolling. Is the middle left woman Tuon?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats Nynaeve

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No. Fricking no it's not, stop that bullshit. Why are you fricking doing this? It's an honest question, just be honest and give a straight answer.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is the truth bro. She is the new Dragon Reborn.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She can't be because the Dragon has to be male.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                NOT ANYMORE

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                While that anon is pulling your leg about Nynaeve being the DR, the show literally starts with a monologue that makes it clear that IT COULD BE A BOY OR A GIRL, WE JUST DON'T KNOW. This is also why the show kept teasing Nynaeve as one of the potential candidates, because they for some reason decided that it must be a mystery who the Dragon ends up being.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah even though the prologue is Lews therin telemon going fricking nuts and then cut to black, Chapter 1: Who is this fricking tall ginger kid in the middle of the woods that's different than literally everyone else in the village no way he's special.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Fricking no it's not, stop that bullshit. Why are you fricking doing this? It's an honest question, just be honest and give a straight answer.

          Tuon will not show up in a long while.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i can't even bring myself to shitpost about this abomination

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all those movies and shows with 5 times more budget than LotR or Game of Thrones
    >they look like some shitty YouTube parody fan series
    is 99% of budget in modern media just some tax writeoff money or what?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen the Chinese poster? My homie Perrin is full on werewolf

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post it please. I need to see it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        here you go
        sorry for the low quality, this is the best I could find

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no fricking way that's real and not just a shitpost. I refuse to believe it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh it's real anon, it's real
            WoT just keeps on giving

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick it, let's go, make Perrin into an actual werewolf. Not like anything can make this shitshow even worse than it already is.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's fricking fake! Why would they do that?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chinese censorship, wonder if they will be pissed there are no werewolfs or if they will have to add them now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          should have put stormtrooper/black panther mask on Nynaeve.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did they switch out that one actor because he wouldn't let Rafe Judkins diddle him?

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last Jedi is here. Let's gooooo

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we are in official fanfic territories

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Rand get captured by the Seanchan? Is that story taking the place of Egwene getting captured and made to submit by making Rand a damane?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rand is not the main character no more. Egwene, Moiraine, and Nynaeve are. It's another turning of the wheel.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They did recruit the foremost expert on all things Wheel of Time who has read the series over 30 times!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that herpes?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No. Whatever they are they are permanent. She has that and one on her lip and another on her left cheek in every picture.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rafe made sure that even the fricking "lore expert" has a gross lip mole
      Okay what the frick is with this obsession?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad someone else noticed. If you bring it up amongst normies you sound insane, but there's no way it's a coincidence.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So after this shitshow is over will WoTwill just fade away? Seriously, like that? They utterly murdered the profitable series with TONS of potential for no reason... wtf is the timeline we are living in?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rand's three wives
      hmm, I guess this is out of the picture, I am not seeing them do the sex stuff starting book 4 onward unless they insert lgbt instead
      I actually do not want to even see sexy time anymore... not with that Aviendha or Min

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hmm, I guess this is out of the picture
        Already confirmed before S1 aired.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ming Rickshaw

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think Min is the only kawaii and not b***hy woman in the entire book series.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate how the show made itself all about muh Moiraine. She's barely even in the second book but of course she's what all the marketing is focused on again.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the whitest girl they could find

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Aviendha?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elayne. Aviendha is a Black person. I'm not joking. They went and found a black woman from Ireland so that they can say "see? She's Irish, therefore it's accurate!"

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your Aiel Maiden of the spear

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Rafe and all his Amazon lackeys forever for ruining such a great franchise.

    1. Why TF did the Seanchan just tidal wave a little girl on the beach? Why not make her swear the oaths. It's like hurr durr we have to show they're the bad guys.
    2. TF is up with people dying while linked. They fundamentally don't understand how magic fricking works in this world??
    3. Everything about Episode 8 really, and Episode 1, and the fricking stupid ass episode dedicated to the warders and aes sedai instead of the main characters just what?
    4. Getting all pissy that Matt's actor wouldn't take the clot shot. JFC.
    5. Stabbing Loial??? FRICKING REALLY??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      mormons are worse than israelites

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Moiraine a pirate?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the Dark one won

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flicker

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the director israeli, just curious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Worse, a gay mormon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mormon
        They do know Jordan was a Freemason, right? Right?!
        As if Sanderson didn't do a well enough job of destroying the final by making it into some Hollywood anime action flick, now they want to destroy the rest.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mormonism is freemasonry

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, but do they know that Jordan was one? or was he a BAD Mason who revealed too much? Very important.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i couldn't get past episode 2 or 3 when this came out, it murdered the books so much AND it was stupid and poorly written and the casting is horrible. is there any reason to give it another go?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is there any reason to give it another go?
      Only to shit talk it with anons while discussing the books instead. That's that only thing I'm looking forward to.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      > is there any reason to give it another go?
      once you get past all that, you get a lot of enjoyment from how horrible it is if you know the lore, like for every little thing it gets right it gets a million things wrong. They actually bothered to read the source but want to desperately make it ~~*better*~~ and rewrite it resulting in one of the biggest trainwrecks ever made.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They actually bothered to read the source but want to desperately make it ~~*better*~~
        I liked how this mindset forced them to change even the small, non-politically motivated shit that would've been the easiest thing to get right, just because they were obsessed with making sure nothing is how it was described. Thom's "cloak" is my favorite example of this. The source material says the patches are on the outside, therefore in our adaptation they will be on the inside (where nobody can see them and realize he's a gleeman).

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, small details like this, clearly they cared but subscribe to the believe that Sanderson books are the way to be (like Reddit) and hate Jordan and his creation... you can clearly tell. It is amazing how malicious of an adaptation this is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tam's sword doesn't have herons on the hilt anymore, so how is Rand going to get branded? Who gives a frick! They'll most likely give the brands to fricking Egwene or Nynaeve anyway.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bro, the entire Two Rivers was transformed into modern day Brazil, Perrin got a Darkfriend wife which he killed, and Mat was a gambling addict with an alcoholic abusive woman hitting father... and they also swear in our world language. If this didn't have the WoT name attached to it (not even the actual Snake Logo)... I would have never guessed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          like skipping the prologue to show strong wemen capturing a weak man
          this is all canon that happened offscreen in the books but somehow it is the center point now, and they also made sure to skip Rand scenes as much as possible which makes me believe they are planning to get to s3 and call it a day

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >like skipping the prologue to show strong wemen capturing a weak man
            And don't forget having them monologue about how it's the men who make the Power filthy and not the other way around.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              they are reading WoT surface level, like most
              what you get is people confused why Jordan writes such badly written strong wemen... instead of getting the bigger picture and the world of the series

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros... is Rand... black?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this picture?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rand's people

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the other ones are Bain and Chiad then based Gaul wins again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that the Maidens kept their hair cut short save for a tail at the neck, but expecting this show to do the bare minimum of research is apparently too much and it's more important that the "Irish" Aviendha keeps her dreadlocks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh, that's a really specific, really ugly hairdo to ask all the Aiel actress to commit to for the shows runtime, and once their parts are done, they'll have to try finding jobs willing to hire women to wear a wig the entire time. I don't blame them for making this change under the assumption the adaptation must be live action, which is wrong. Should have been animated.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Should have been animated.
          Jordan was approached with that idea from a big Anime studio in the early 00s, think it was TMS or Production IG, he turned it down.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They already spent millions on wig fixes according to Rafe, would it have killed them to give the warriors short hair? Hell, it would make sense too, because otherwise it'll just get in the way when they fight. You know, something super logical like that Jordan took into account but these fricking hacks probably didn't even think about.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ... white tower is full of Black folk too...
    Seanchan, I am calling it, they will all be pale blond blue eyed, they will be the saviors and Mat will be the only based one, as always

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they might as well... make them Nazis or demonize White people, no way in hell they gonna put Blacks as dictators and slave owners

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        hmm, guess again, they put blacks as head Whitecloacks, WoT's version of the KKK

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    we used to be so innocent, this is what they robbed from us

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks incredibly generic, women will half-watch this while playing with their phones and it’s all by design

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i hope hollywood and american "writers" will die soon.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello chumps

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >those breasts
      >that open cut
      this is all I ever wanted the Wheel of Time TV series to be

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine is the roles were switched and we got a Moiraine like this.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing funnier than companies putting out these god awful woke television adaptations is the fact that they will never cancel them after season 1, and in i futile attempt at saving face, continue to pour time and money into producing multiple seasons despite the fact that no one watches or likes them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am calling it, they are making their goy slop till s3 and crowning a woman as the savior of the World. No way they ever gonna touch anything s4 onwards.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        trips confirm

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the guy supposed to be?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"Thanks! I've been reading Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time book series lately. I found it very appealing that Moiraine avoided being put on the Sun Throne as the Queen of Cairhien for years so I wanted to make an artwork illustrating the fictional situation where she's kneeling before her father (Dalresin Damodred was a scholar but it would be nice to make him a king of the Sun Palace and add solar symbols to his outfit, for the sake of art :D), receiving final blessing before she severs ties with her family and becomes full Aes Sedai. You can find symbols of the flame of Tar Valon in Moiraine's outfit as well :)"
            here are the words of the artist

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I assumed it would have had to been someone in the Cairhienin nobility for the pic to make any sense. I guess that's a nice sentiment, though I don't recall Moiraine ever really indicating having sadness about it like that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              You need to understand that any potential effect the piss-poor audience reception might have comes with a huge lag because they literally don't even wait until the previous season has aired to start making the new ones. They started filming S2 before S1 aired and they have already started filming S3. They will keep doing this until someone higher up at Amazon realizes what's going on.

              [...]
              people who hate WoT love this showand see no problem with this adaptation, I am serious
              this show also got an audience of woke normalgays who think its the new hot shit after GoT. They will never read the source anyway so who cares.

              also you got literal WoT cucks who are just happy they are getting any adaptation so there is that too, but those also adore the Sanderson books more than the Jordan ones

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am calling it, they are making their goy slop till s3 and crowning a woman as the savior of the World. No way they ever gonna touch anything s4 onwards.

      You need to understand that any potential effect the piss-poor audience reception might have comes with a huge lag because they literally don't even wait until the previous season has aired to start making the new ones. They started filming S2 before S1 aired and they have already started filming S3. They will keep doing this until someone higher up at Amazon realizes what's going on.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon, till book 3 the events are quite small scale, from book 4 onward it is literally unadaptable, they will need an actual budget and imagination to put that on screen, like Game of Thrones and even more

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't disagree, I'm just saying that they clearly give no fricks. And it's not like they were going to follow the books in the first place, so that is a moot point.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't disagree, I'm just saying that they clearly give no fricks. And it's not like they were going to follow the books in the first place, so that is a moot point.

        people who hate WoT love this showand see no problem with this adaptation, I am serious
        this show also got an audience of woke normalgays who think its the new hot shit after GoT. They will never read the source anyway so who cares.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At most people give it lip service because they think it's "owning the toxic fans", but nobody really gives a shit about the show, there's no actual audience for it. Have you seen ANYTHING from it penetrate into the public consciousness like they hoped?

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not familiar with the Wheel of Time books, bust isn't Rand supposed to be the Protagonist? Why isn't he front and center?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All except Moraine are the protagonists and got larger roles than her... ironically

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >isn't Rand supposed to be the Protagonist?
      Yes.
      >Why isn't he front and center?
      Idk, why were the opening credits of S1 literally all about the Aes Sedai and ignored everything related to the Dragon and his struggle with the Dark One completely? It's a mystery.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun game, count the race swaps. This is what the author envisioned for the supporting cast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Verin should look younger but other than that, damn, it was a different time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate Hollywood. Any adaptation that came after 2012 is a lost cause.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Show version
      Elayne: Ugly
      Morgase: Unknown
      Aviendha: Mutt
      Faile: Probably an ugly pajeet, unknown atm
      Berelain: Will be fat mutt
      Siuan: Ugly old black
      Verin: Unknown, will 99% be a wise old pajeet or sandperson
      Lanfear: will be mid, might be white though
      Birgitte: 100% will be black
      Tuon: Won't be nubian princess who owns slaves, will probably be white

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Verin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Called it. Most predictable fricking choice. If they could afford it (they can't) and if they got that far (they won't) they would 100% cast Helen Mirren as Cadsuane.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            they ain't gonna adapt sex shit, or at least straight sex shit
            they already inserted gay warders and mmf orgies in s1 tho

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They want that chain smoker voice pajeeta from the Expanse as Cadsuane.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >chain smoker voice pajeeta
              kek I know exactly who you mean. Shohreh Aghdashloo right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup. She has also already interacted with the production about being Cadsuane on twitter iirc, so if the show gets that far you can bet your balls it's going to be her.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                who else could he possibly mean?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        here is your Lanfear, the pretties woman in the show to ever been
        also did they fucc?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic
          ofc she is white, white people are EVIL

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            damn you Shaitan, you lgbt freak, light take you

            on another note, are we getting the troony Balthamel sooner?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We didn't even get regular Balthamel, safe to say he's completely cut.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Lanfear

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          forgot pic
          ofc she is white, white people are EVIL

          >666
          lol, lmao even.

          damn you Shaitan, you lgbt freak, light take you

          on another note, are we getting the troony Balthamel sooner?

          Absolutely not. Anything to do with saidin and saidar being split between the sexes will not play a role in the show, the thing about being able to detect the troonsaken because of that will likewise be gone. It's not a problem they need to deal with as the show absolutely won't make it that far. Remember in season one they made a huge deal about possibly the braid tugger being the Dragon, which would mean there's virtually no tension because if a chick can be the dragon they don't need to worry about going crazy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, they, might as well be using the force or something, power system is utterly destroyed
            why was the red ajah hunting those men again? no reason

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >why was the red ajah hunting those men again? no reason
              Why did Moiraine send them after Mat? Lol, lmao.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Literally casting a b***h who looks evil instead of an innocent looking QT who has psycho moments
          Sasuga rafe-kun

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many of these shitty fantasy adaptations are going to need to flop for these studios to stop making them?
    It's almost a parody how many of these shows have ended up in the dumpster and no one remembering they exist after a month of their cancellation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The adaptations will continue until morale improves.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will adapte Semirhage? I'm really curious to see it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      A black woman sadist who genuinely loves inflicting pain for no reason and sold her soul to the devil so that she could keep making people suffer for her own enjoyment? I'd be surprised if they kept her.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the main character of this series was a like a 20 year old polygamist wizard, why is Grandma Pike front and center

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because she's an executive producer on the show and making a faithful adaptation would be problematic in the current year.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get it. I can't wait for a decent adaptation of "Wheel of Time" either. Too bad we probably won't see one for another 10 years at least.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That well was poisoned
      a good adaptation will never happen, forget it

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I flat out don't understand why they didn't just take the book and make as close to an exact 1 to 1 video of its plot. Who are these buttholes that think they know better than the original writer and have the audacity to insert their own fanfiction. In this case I don't think it's even fan fiction IIRC the creator didn't even like the books

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what's next step of the Dark One's master plan? Merging Galad and Gawyn into a single character?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't Rafe be a fricking Black Company fanboi instead?

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