>it would mean that any post on Cinemaphile could be made by AIs
why do you think you read about trannies in every thread, even if it's a thread about Morgan Freeman or fast and furious franchise or literally anything? You're talking to bots. Look at chud responses to this post. If they were real people, they would ignore it to not expose themselves. But they are chudbots. They can't help themselves.
this is fricking abysmal, a 200 million dollar Ai still writes worse than a moronic grade schooler. Embarrassing. Your soulless automata will ever have SOVLL
Cinemaphile was funny for a year or so in 2009 if you were 13. If you think Cinemaphile is funny now, then you are painfully cringe and should be dead. >Mommy I'm very edgy because i typed Black person and told a troony to kill themselves, lulz so randumb xD
FRICKCINMG DELTED THIS SHIT YOPU PIECE OF HIS GOD DAMN IT I FRICK IN HATE THIS GODDAMN SHIT DELETE THIS NOW I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS GOBLIN FACE ANYWHERE YOU SHIT BABY ABORTED c**t FRICKER
Its funny how everybody predicted art will be tha last human job standing but by the looks of it its going to be the first one automated totally
The shit this AI is writing is genuinely above the average writer theres no telling how sophisticated its going to get
Its unironically over for artists
if it can perfect low brow humor its just a matter of time before they perfect propaganda to force you to do their bidding. They already used facebook to mobilize the morons to riot in 2020, only a matter of time before they can get dummies to do anything they want via suggestion.
Films won't be ai-written for a long long time for the same reason that they don't produce the best-written scripts at the moment: they'd rather give money to their friends to write shit.
But it seems like the best books will probably be ai-written relatively soon. It will just take someone to give the right prompts and story elements.
>Films won't be ai-written for a long long time
Small brain energy. A.I. will render the whole movie not just write it. There is not going to be a need for anyone but a bunch of GPUs for this A.I. to produce the whole movie.
And it's going to be great. The main problem with current entertainment is that it tries to appeal to the common denominator, i.e. morons. If A.I. is creating shit tailored specifically to you it's going to be a game changer. I'm never leaving my house again.
THE AIS ARE LEARNING HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN
Reddit uses a system of censorship where if you say the "wrong" things in a subreddit, ai bots will write posts agreeing with you and praising you, but your post will be invisible to actual posters.
this’s sick but it’s not surprising, remember these people encourage kids to cut their genitalia and hate their parents
Thats kinda cool but at the same time it is pretty horrible. It's going to reinforce a lot of negative thoughts and actions. Like what if some kid is on there talking about how much he hates his school and the bots agree with and praise him. Kid could end up shooting up his school. Reddit should be held responsible for anything that happens.
absolute state of you, mouth breathing zoomer subhumans
Thats kinda cool but at the same time it is pretty horrible. It's going to reinforce a lot of negative thoughts and actions. Like what if some kid is on there talking about how much he hates his school and the bots agree with and praise him. Kid could end up shooting up his school. Reddit should be held responsible for anything that happens.
Reddit uses a system of censorship where if you say the "wrong" things in a subreddit, ai bots will write posts agreeing with you and praising you, but your post will be invisible to actual posters.
I wish we could do this to glowies. See how they like it
They are getting better. Every time there is a noticeable improvement in these algorithms we get a renewed interest in the subject from the wider masses.
it's embarrassed of lowbrow baneposting and trying to class it up by being subtle? or is the mystery + plane crash thing a Lost reference? I never watched more than one episode of that show.
my conspiracy brain realizes the public release of all this ai specifically onto Cinemaphile is an attempt to get actual humans to start doubting whether they are talking to bots or humans and stop using the site to share "misinformation" aka truth
>Write a Cinemaphile greentext about bane, cia, and the plane on Cinemaphile >Bane was a terrorist who hated the CIA. He was always bombing their planes and facilities. One day, he decided to take it to the next level and hijacked a plane. He took the passengers hostage and demanded that the CIA give him $1 billion. The CIA refused and Bane blew up the plane.
Some of these texts are legitimately hilarious and it's scaring me because I can't remember the last time I was in a thread with so many original funny greentexts
Long to screencap so here it is:
Write a funny Cinemaphile greentext about Cinemaphile jannies
>be me >be Cinemaphile jannie >people start complaining about how the board is slow >i go into the server room >see that the hard drive is on fire >put it out with a fire extinguisher >board is back up and running >people start complaining about how the board is slow >i go into the server room >see that the hard drive is on fire >put it out with a fire extinguisher >board is back up and running >people start complaining about how the board is slow >i go into the server room >see that the hard drive is on fire >put it out with a fire extinguisher >board is back up and running >people start complaining about how the board is slow >i go into the server room >see that the hard drive is on fire >put it out with a fire extinguisher >board is back up and running >people start complaining about how the board is slow >i go into the server room >see that the hard drive is on fire >put it out with a fire extinguisher >board is back up and running
Nah it's not
And it's getting really, really close to almost perfect
Pic related could be featured on the daily wire, minus slight inaccuracies in the second sentence (it's giving the left perspective a bit too overtly), no one would know the difference
will be really interesting to see how this matches expectation since now "seems" like a great time to buy in at the "bottom"
would you mind asking it for S&P500 closing price tuesday
i thank you
the amount of Cinemaphile scraping google does to get shit like janny doing it for free or dan schneider jokes
this openai could be used for "reasons" not just on Cinemaphile but for understanding population sentiment across facebook/twitter etc
market trends
things like that
write a funny Cinemaphile greentext about Rodney Dangerfield.
One day, Rodney Dangerfield went to Cinemaphile to post a funny greentext. But instead of getting the expected laughs, he was met with nothing but silence.
"What's wrong with you people?" he said. "I'm Rodney Dangerfield, the king of comedy! I should be getting laughs from you!"
But no matter what he said or did, the Cinemaphileers just stared at him blankly.
Eventually, Rodney gave up and left, muttering to himself about how "you can't get respect, not even on Cinemaphile."
that's the highlighting from me copying and pasting it.
you don't have to believe me but I promise you it was AI generated.
2 years ago
Anonymous
how come the grammar is shit in your a.i and not everyone else's?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Why would I know?
I didn't program it I literally just typed in the prompt and posted the output after copying it to a word doc because i'm using a chromebook.
If you want to believe that I typed that whole thing up and pretended it was AI generated then go ahead but again I promise you that I didn't.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I think your pants are on fire
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not everyones trying to trick you friend.
Seriously though thanks for telling me to Ctrl - though so this wont happen again though.
do you have the one about being a bottomless pit supervisor? that one made me actually spit my drink up laughing
Yeah, I was laughing at my job for 10 minutes straight today after reading that fricking greentext
checked and fricking thanks m8, I knew I should have saved it the other day and didn't.
Checked and kek'd
This can't be real. If AI can now master the art of greentext like that... it would mean that any post on Cinemaphile could be made by AIs
it's unfortunately funnier than a lot of human posts
I know, that's why I said "mastered", I actually laughed at that and knowing that it was made by an AI actually feels odd
With how autistic Cinemaphile has been getting lately, I'd rather believe it's all AIs
Only the highlighted part was written by the AI. You can see that the user input 99% of the punchline at the end
>it would mean that any post on Cinemaphile could be made by AIs
why do you think you read about trannies in every thread, even if it's a thread about Morgan Freeman or fast and furious franchise or literally anything? You're talking to bots. Look at chud responses to this post. If they were real people, they would ignore it to not expose themselves. But they are chudbots. They can't help themselves.
I'm trans btw not sure if that matters
Haha based bro. You're so cool
thanks. i never got the vax so
>They can't help themselves.
Much like how trannies can't help themselves and only hurt themselves.
I'm now convinced everyone who uses the chud slur is a bot.
cope
See? I even got a bot response.
This has been a thing on this site for a while
There's no way /b/ has more than 10% human posters there left. It's literally all just spam
Oh you poor, poor fool.
That's not true, you can clearly tell a difference between posts made by humans and those by us.
isn't this a stanley parable bit?
theres no troony mentioned, so unlikely
Look at the tasteful digits of it
Make research on AI illegal and imprison all people working on it
Nice pic and nice full house. A beautiful post all around.
the premise and the punchline were entered by the user, which are the only funny parts
>the premise
>entered by the user
"Write me a Cinemaphile greentext"
everything that's not highlighted in green was written by the user
YWNBAW
not quite. the final word is inserted by the AI. if it had no sense of comedy it would not have selected to finish off with just that one word.
actually laughed, thanks
Lol reminds me of the Stanley Parable DLC
I thought the same
does it imply his job is a bottomless pit?
shitposterbros... we are getting replaced
AI generated kex
This is funnier than anything I’ve read here in years.
You laughed? I haven't laughed irl at anything I've seen online in years
Flush yourself normalscum
Frick off, it's funny
all of these are fricking fake. there has never been a funny text generated by AI
Unironically crying lmao
actual kino
This is the first time in months that I cried while laughing. Thanks, anon.
what site was this again? I wish I didnt have to use my phone number to register
It won't even send me the code so I can't play
I KNEEL
LMAO gold
this is fricking abysmal, a 200 million dollar Ai still writes worse than a moronic grade schooler. Embarrassing. Your soulless automata will ever have SOVLL
Wait untill you hear about NovelAI
This more your speed?
Wouldn't be out of place in a Warwick Davis thread
Jesus christ, even AI look down on Jonah
oof
Jonahbros…
This ai writes like israelites
it's trained on Cinemaphile posts so how could it not be a little israeli?
Based considerate Goose
>what if Ryan Gosling was on an episode of Seinfeld
More wholesome Goose
I don't want to register my phone number for my porn generator
XD greentext. so epic
Can't wait to see the YouTube videos of these greentexts read out by a nasally British/Australian voice
Cinemaphile was funny for a year or so in 2009 if you were 13. If you think Cinemaphile is funny now, then you are painfully cringe and should be dead.
>Mommy I'm very edgy because i typed Black person and told a troony to kill themselves, lulz so randumb xD
Squall: "..."
Squall: "..."
Squall: "Black person."
YWNBAW
You will never be a woman and your skin will always resemble feces.
Lol
this is funnier than all of you freak basement dwellers combined
jesus christ
FRICKCINMG DELTED THIS SHIT YOPU PIECE OF HIS GOD DAMN IT I FRICK IN HATE THIS GODDAMN SHIT DELETE THIS NOW I DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS GOBLIN FACE ANYWHERE YOU SHIT BABY ABORTED c**t FRICKER
fricking lol read it in stan rodger's voice
That last stanza holy shit.
This one is a kino
LMAO HOLY SHIT
Who would be playing the Commandant and who would be playing the israelites?
Michael Palin as camp commandant and John Cleese as Prisoner #3
Holy shit this is good! How long of a piece can this bot generate?
That one's great, here's another favorite.
no fricking way
its the beginning of the end, once ai is empowered to engineer proteins its game over
only a matter of time now before this shit is writing all the articles you read and all the shows you watch
>only a matter of time now
your like 10 years late mate
Its funny how everybody predicted art will be tha last human job standing but by the looks of it its going to be the first one automated totally
The shit this AI is writing is genuinely above the average writer theres no telling how sophisticated its going to get
Its unironically over for artists
if it can perfect low brow humor its just a matter of time before they perfect propaganda to force you to do their bidding. They already used facebook to mobilize the morons to riot in 2020, only a matter of time before they can get dummies to do anything they want via suggestion.
That time is already here anon.
The only thing that stops the feds from using here more successfully is the unrelenting laziness of the average anon.
Films won't be ai-written for a long long time for the same reason that they don't produce the best-written scripts at the moment: they'd rather give money to their friends to write shit.
But it seems like the best books will probably be ai-written relatively soon. It will just take someone to give the right prompts and story elements.
>Films won't be ai-written for a long long time
Small brain energy. A.I. will render the whole movie not just write it. There is not going to be a need for anyone but a bunch of GPUs for this A.I. to produce the whole movie.
And it's going to be great. The main problem with current entertainment is that it tries to appeal to the common denominator, i.e. morons. If A.I. is creating shit tailored specifically to you it's going to be a game changer. I'm never leaving my house again.
assuming it will cater to your desire for entertainment and wont be used to by nefarious characters to influence you
I don't give a shit if it tries to influence me if it creates the stuff that I enjoy.
i wonder what the exact program for effective humor is, like 2 tablespoons irony, one tablespoon engaging storytelling, and a dash of surprise ending
spooky
lmao gems
Fleshbags better step up their fricking game or their comedy is fricking done. 10010101101111010101011010101010111000111001
extremely creative and underrated
legit
Holy frick this reads like a 2006 Cinemaphile post
>tfw no giantess stoner gf
i absolutely despise how clever this is
humanity is doomed
what the frick this is great
anonbros we're obsolete
Son of a b***h.
DIABOLICAL
Holy kek
It took me a second to even get this one, it's a masterpiece
brainbros the time of the organic intelligence is over
What site?
THE AIS ARE LEARNING HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN HOW DO I KNOW YOU ARE HUMAN
its still not totally convincing but we're at a point where soon theyll be able to deepfake ai jesus' return
Reddit uses a system of censorship where if you say the "wrong" things in a subreddit, ai bots will write posts agreeing with you and praising you, but your post will be invisible to actual posters.
What the frick
sauce
my ass
look up reddit heaven banning
gib screenshots of heaven bots interacting with reddit troll please
absolute state of you, mouth breathing zoomer subhumans
this’s sick but it’s not surprising, remember these people encourage kids to cut their genitalia and hate their parents
Thats kinda cool but at the same time it is pretty horrible. It's going to reinforce a lot of negative thoughts and actions. Like what if some kid is on there talking about how much he hates his school and the bots agree with and praise him. Kid could end up shooting up his school. Reddit should be held responsible for anything that happens.
is this thing new or not? if no then how come no one thought about it like that? first time i hear about this reddit bots thing btw
Yeah this is just plain evil. People with good intentions don't silence others like this.
You know what, I approve of it. Some people are so fricking moronic, it should be done.
I totally agree with you anon 169835816, you are truly awakened to the reality of Reddit.
devilish
that's how we should deal with the chuds on Cinemaphile
Haha based bro. You're so cool
I wish we could do this to glowies. See how they like it
I understand the subtleties of sneed
Based. Do more.
>heil myself
lost
John Cleese as Hitler and Graham Chapman as israelite
lost it at the first line
topkek
>Heil myself!
holy kek
>Write green text
>Writes green background text
ha ha! What a funny ai
What god damn app/site is this?
Kino
>a buddy comedy about saul goodman helping a version of himself that never became a devilish lawyer
crazy that all "ai" is is statistics and insane amount of computing power.
Kind of like the human brain?
who knows. there are neurobiologists who like the computer metaphor and those who say it's been holding the field back for half a century.
Cinemaphile is a very low IQ board
the greentexts are still consistently funnier than anything you frickers have posted on the board in the last 2-3 years
>Cinemaphile is a very low IQ board
anyone have that screenshot putting it below Cinemaphile and /b/?
this thread is 90iq at best
That's only 10% lower than the max, it's not so bad.
Cinemaphile is a very low IQ website
>they have to copy Cinemaphile with an AI to produce anything funny
I think we're just gonna see leftist and corporate shitposting copies now.
topkek
that's really meta it's scary.
Warwick what the frick
my wife is a baka
>sorry wrong room
lmao how is this shit so funny?! who programmed this guy
Norm MacDonald didn't die, they transferred his consciousness into this thing.
okay, what's with the recent increase in AI related stuff? I see it everywhere. Both greentexts and those generated pics or some similar stuff.
all i know trannies WNBW
your post sound like written by a bot. Is this some kind of a meta joke rn?
you know what is not a meta joke? my wife raping my butthole with a strap on and saying she will get me pregnant
>my wife raping my butthole with a strap on and saying she will get me pregnant
sounds exactly like something this ai would write
They are getting better. Every time there is a noticeable improvement in these algorithms we get a renewed interest in the subject from the wider masses.
What site is this?
Cinemaphile.org/
>this fricking thread
havent laughed this much in years
it's embarrassed of lowbrow baneposting and trying to class it up by being subtle? or is the mystery + plane crash thing a Lost reference? I never watched more than one episode of that show.
my conspiracy brain realizes the public release of all this ai specifically onto Cinemaphile is an attempt to get actual humans to start doubting whether they are talking to bots or humans and stop using the site to share "misinformation" aka truth
all i know is trannies WNBW
SCHIZO TIME
>it makes sense tho
I was thinking the same.
What app is this?
mozilla firefox
>Write a Cinemaphile greentext about bane, cia, and the plane on Cinemaphile
>Bane was a terrorist who hated the CIA. He was always bombing their planes and facilities. One day, he decided to take it to the next level and hijacked a plane. He took the passengers hostage and demanded that the CIA give him $1 billion. The CIA refused and Bane blew up the plane.
Why did you link this? We all know what's being referenced.
What site is this?
Dude... it's Cinemaphile!
The AI generator can be my new friend simulator.
https://beta.openai.com/playground
sad if true
that shit wants my phone number lmao hell no enjoy being tracked by the fbi
Then shut the frick up.
>login required
is it worth?
Generate a google account and then there's a text notification. I'm sure there's ways to dummy this shit.
this is criminally good holy shit
PFFFT
literally spit out my water
topi kekkonen
I chuckled so hard I farted
This is good on so many levels.
Some of these texts are legitimately hilarious and it's scaring me because I can't remember the last time I was in a thread with so many original funny greentexts
its fairly low brow and follows a pattern see
reddit le ironic humor, an AI standup comedian would be almost woman-tier
If it's so easy then let's see you do one homosexual
>be moron
>completely unable to understand words
>post anyways
>be (you)
>less funny than a computer
That doesn't make any sense. How can you make a comprehensible post if you don't understand words?
chinese room
But the chinese room understands chinese?
the whole point of it is that it doesn't
But it clearly does?
nope, lurk more
Lol fricking moron. Imagine being too stupid to defend literally the most basic claim you made
homie, just read about it
AI bros... we won
>first year on the site
Lmao lol
Someone pls do one about sneed and jannies
Thanks
EVEN THE AI KNOWS HE DOES IT FOR FREEEEE
Are you fricking kidding me
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Pretty damn accurate. Holy shit, its like I'm reading an actual thread.
I like when it goes off on its own tangent.
what's with the big break in the middle?
The AI did it. I like to imagine the top is the daydream that the student at the bottom was having before he had the brainfart.
why does it know so much about seinfeld in particular?
It was a pretty popular fad for a while to write modern Seinfeld scripts. Probably some good stuff to work with from that.
>https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/
This is a subreddit where all posts are by literal bots. Like actual accounts are not even allowed to post
it's uncanny how believable it is
wouldn't be able to tell this apart from a Cinemaphile post
why does this not have green highlighting?
there was some weird spacing thing so i deleted it
just editing the spacing of the AI paragraph turned the entire thing white
Long to screencap so here it is:
Write a funny Cinemaphile greentext about Cinemaphile jannies
>be me
>be Cinemaphile jannie
>people start complaining about how the board is slow
>i go into the server room
>see that the hard drive is on fire
>put it out with a fire extinguisher
>board is back up and running
>people start complaining about how the board is slow
>i go into the server room
>see that the hard drive is on fire
>put it out with a fire extinguisher
>board is back up and running
>people start complaining about how the board is slow
>i go into the server room
>see that the hard drive is on fire
>put it out with a fire extinguisher
>board is back up and running
>people start complaining about how the board is slow
>i go into the server room
>see that the hard drive is on fire
>put it out with a fire extinguisher
>board is back up and running
>people start complaining about how the board is slow
>i go into the server room
>see that the hard drive is on fire
>put it out with a fire extinguisher
>board is back up and running
liar. I'm on fricking 720p here and I can see this whole post at once. you could have screencapped that so I'll assume it's fake.
>Warwick intimidated into silence
Based
Uhhh jannybros? Can anyone confirm?
whats the fricking site
Fake shit is fake
It's not though, I personally got
and I'm really proud of the little AI for it
Nah it's not
And it's getting really, really close to almost perfect
Pic related could be featured on the daily wire, minus slight inaccuracies in the second sentence (it's giving the left perspective a bit too overtly), no one would know the difference
Jesus Christ this is accurate.
holy shit
someone ask the ai to predict bitcoin price by wednesday
Not looking good
hehe, thanks
now we wait
>9k
>that's a slight increase
cryptobros....
will be really interesting to see how this matches expectation since now "seems" like a great time to buy in at the "bottom"
would you mind asking it for S&P500 closing price tuesday
i thank you
CLEAN OUT YOUR SHIT
YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!
spot on
wow...
AI hates him so much, the platform tries to protect him
what the frick kek
what are these color codes? what's the difference between green, orange, white text?
green just means AI generated
orange means AI generated that violates policy
white means non-AI generated (or AI generated but edited)
>schneider is against their policy
Savage...
the amount of Cinemaphile scraping google does to get shit like janny doing it for free or dan schneider jokes
this openai could be used for "reasons" not just on Cinemaphile but for understanding population sentiment across facebook/twitter etc
market trends
things like that
Why has there not been a link to this ai?
I want to meet it.
so whats the website?
write a funny Cinemaphile greentext about Rodney Dangerfield.
One day, Rodney Dangerfield went to Cinemaphile to post a funny greentext. But instead of getting the expected laughs, he was met with nothing but silence.
"What's wrong with you people?" he said. "I'm Rodney Dangerfield, the king of comedy! I should be getting laughs from you!"
But no matter what he said or did, the Cinemaphileers just stared at him blankly.
Eventually, Rodney gave up and left, muttering to himself about how "you can't get respect, not even on Cinemaphile."
Asked it to write a Seinfeld script about Kramer dating a troony.
you left the typing bar in the screen shot
I pasted it into a word doc because it was too long to screencap from the site
no you didn't you could have used ctrl -
I just didn't think of that because i'm moronic but here you go
cant even get the colour correct
that's the highlighting from me copying and pasting it.
you don't have to believe me but I promise you it was AI generated.
how come the grammar is shit in your a.i and not everyone else's?
Why would I know?
I didn't program it I literally just typed in the prompt and posted the output after copying it to a word doc because i'm using a chromebook.
If you want to believe that I typed that whole thing up and pretended it was AI generated then go ahead but again I promise you that I didn't.
I think your pants are on fire
Not everyones trying to trick you friend.
Seriously though thanks for telling me to Ctrl - though so this wont happen again though.
Based Kramer dabbing on the phobes
ask the AI if the US and Russia will get into a hot war over Ukraine/Syria instead of troony roleplaying you homosexuals
like 1/10th of the screenshots here are Cinemaphile related stop trying to gatekeep you blithering buffoon
why don't you ask it then nerd
Canadabros…
Hey, did you know that Norm Macdonald is dead?
Really? I didn't know he was sick
I can imagine him saying this so clearly
Did you really register and give out your phone numbers or is there a way around it?
>wagies AND neets are getting outsourced
what a time to be alive
What is the name of this AI site ?
describes most of you plebs
So it's just shitting out mostly old greentexts.
So this is the power of AI.... damn.
AI Cinemaphile would be like crack
*will
I'm unironcially gonna steal good ones I make and post them.