When did you, personally, realize Nolan was an idiot?

When did you, personally, realize Nolan was an idiot?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xboxbros.. We WON

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talladega Nights is a pretty good film.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re a moron stuck in 2006. The thing aged like shit. It was already dated and stupid when it came out.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you considered the possibility that it is you who is the moron?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no u
          Great rebuttal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn't you're just a tryhard lmao I bet you were called mature a lot growing up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was and that’s why I make 6 figures and own a house while you still angrily shitpost on Cinemaphile 16 years later

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lighten up sweetheart

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm being.... le contrarian!
        Frick yourself homosexual

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not being moronic is now contrarian
          Given the state of the world I suppose you’re right

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Films were way better in 2006 than they are now though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and films were way better in 96 than they were in 2006. Doesn’t mean they weren’t still shit

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He also loves McGrubber

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inception, his movies are still fun but thats when I saw him for what he is

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he made The Dark Knight.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I watched a Nolan flick.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The moment The Prestige ended. His other films were passable up to that point, but that ending just did something to me. I think it was one of my first memories of realizing critics were complete, utter hacks and that this guy had a legion of cultish online followers that would never criticize anything he did, and made them feel like “smart” euphoric gentlemen for watching his films. It was one of the most egregious and moronic “twists” for a movie I had ever seen. I was convinced at that point Nolan was a brainlet masquerading as an intellectual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This times 100. What a great setup for one of the stupidest fricking endings of all time. It made M Night Shamalayn endings look positively Shakespearean

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did you realize OP was a bigger idiot?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every second of every day

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A few years back I brought the DVD of this movie just to make a thread on Cinemaphile about having brought the ps2 version of the ps3s 1 game, how turn your brain off is it because i've feeling sick and can't really concentrate on anything, might be worth watching

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's stupid but it leans into the stupid and makes it work. I think it's a gem

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Alright if i'm still feeling sick in the morning I will put it on

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers cant into will ferrel movies

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just looked it up. Turns out Memento is the only actually good thing he's done. The batman movies were a fresh take on what ultimately is comic books. This really pushed us into the world of moronic movies we have today. Those movies were good for what they were, goofy shit.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone recap what Nolan said about mirrors?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have an explanation?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this real?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. I’ll find the article

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, he’s a moron

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahahahah holy shit THIS is the moron redditors worship?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Knight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      TDK was kino

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you ain't first, you're last.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://youtube.com/shorts/cxHe10A6Ybw?feature=share

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a mid-intellectual and a mid-filmmaker, but for some unexplainable reason normies considered him one of the greats.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit cinema IS peak cinema. It's what film was created for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbing down of culture started around late 90s lead to this. Thank the punk generation.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >around late 90s
        zoomer alert

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish. I am in my 40s.

          >late 90s
          >punk generation
          have a nice day zoomer

          The late 90s was the time the punk generation with their no future nihilism and stupid is the new smart world view aged into the positions of power to dismantle the education system that had upheld western civilization. You are not smart, you are just a smug child.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >late 90s
        >punk generation
        have a nice day zoomer

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably when he admitted that he hadn't heard of Kubrick until one of his crew recommended 2001 to him during the Interstellar shoot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nolanbros is this true?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        might've been Tarkowsky and Solaris instead but he said that

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he mentioned he is good friend with Snyder, so much shit suddenly started to make sense.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman begins quips.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is correct.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its kindof awesome there was that whole era of rapid fire vulgar and racial stereotypes jokes. MXC is the true epitomy of comedy and exemplified this style.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always considered it superior to Anchorman.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one has good taste in comedy. We just tend to laugh at the things we find funny and not everyone finds the same things funny.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing Memento

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know Nolan was an oldgay.
    ps3 has no gaems

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nolan has a really bland taste in film. Except for a few good movies, he barely has watched any classics. Then again, he makes blockbusters so that explains everything

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having good taste in movies is like having a good taste in burgers. At the end of the day, it's irrelevant. Also, the vast majority of directors are actually awful film critics.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part of his Kubrick LARP

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nooooooo you should never like comedykinooooooooooo
      frickingkyshomosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breaking News: Directors like movies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      PTA likes Adam Sandler flicks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That explains a lot

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breaking News: Directors like movies

      people who actually create things derive their identity from what they make, not what they consume, so they don't give a shit. it's the nameless nobody that has to have THE PERFECT TASTE, THE MOST UNASSAILABLE OPINION - because he has nothing else

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "love transcends time" scene in Interstellar or the female scientist in Tenet telling the protagonist/audience "don't question it".

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BANE?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When he made a kino trying to defend Oppie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did Oppenheimer do wrong? You really wanted to see every last jap die? I could see that after pearl harbor and a long brutal complicated invasion. If nukes are so bad why didn't they surrender after the first? Oppenheimer did nothing wrong.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interstellar, or "how I learned to stop worrying and trust the power of love"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Love" is just a placeholder for human exceptionalism. The entire point was that man was more than science.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what about when they land on the planet with 1000 foot waves every 10 minutes without even scanning the planet or looking at it for 10 minutes before landing?

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of comedies from around the same time, Walk Hard is better.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In his defence it is hysterically funny. First time I saw it was on a plane and I only watched it because nothing else interested me. I was in stitches, I could see people turning around to see who was laughing so much but didn't care. It was hilarious.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you black?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        White as a ghost.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's my favorite ps3 game

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I learned of the plane scene.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Nolan is eating his lunch after a long day and we're all happy to see it. Get the chips you like boua. CRUNCH on em. Let em have it let em know you aint playin no more pickle on the side like the whole game extra

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong, I also consider it one of the best comedies I've ever seen.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Dark Knight Rises was the beginning. Interstellar cemented it. Visually he seems great, but holy shit he needs an actual screenwriting partner, cause Goddamn are him and his brother incoherent morons.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As soon as those dumb fricking walking kitkat robots showed up in interstellar

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