When did you realize that the entertainment business is run by literal retards?

When did you realize that the entertainment business is run by literal retards?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chupa minha pica kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kkkkkkk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kkkkkkkk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mejor chupando vergon caralhoooo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

      jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real latinx moment

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >from the people who brought you Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"suck it"

    maybe its a metaphor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s gonna put peanut butter on his dick and have the chupacabra lick it isn’t he

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >latinx chupas complaining about white people forcing their idea of representation down their throats

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so chupacara means "goat sucker" because it drinks goats blood, but "chupa" on its own means sucker/suck it and is usually used as slang to call someone a cock sucker, but now there is a family film called "chupa" just as a short nickname for chupacabra. Is that right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >slang to call someone a cock sucker
      never heard it used that way
      first thing I thought of was the imperative "suck it," like the boy is telling the thing to suck his cock

      Doesn't Chupa just mean sucks?

      Yes, it's not a sexual word, latinx moment.

      chupa is the same for indicative and imperative
      in the context of the picture first thing I read was "suck it," not "sucks"

      I'm Mexican and I I've never heard chupa by itself as a connotation for sucking dick. Most I've heard is chupa mis huevos but just chupa by itself doesn't really hold much meaning.
      In fact chupar is mostly referred to drinking alchohol

      you are not mexican and you don't speak spanish, Hispanic

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That´s peak intelect. Are you an american movie producer?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Chupa just mean sucks?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's not a sexual word, latinx moment.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Chupa just mean sucks?

        https://i.imgur.com/zrzcyn6.jpg

        When did you realize that the entertainment business is run by literal retards?

        It has the connotation in Portuguese but Chupacabra is a Spanish word

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but Chupacabra is a Spanish word
          HOW?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            i cant spanish but
            chupa means suck
            cabra means goat
            and chupacabras suck the blood of farm animals i.e goats, so goat(blood) sucker

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same thing in Portuguese.
              Chupa means suck.
              Cabra means goat.
              Together they mean goat sucker.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Together they mean goat sucker.
                your mom's a chupacabra

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its almost as if the two countries are next to each other and there's overlap of language

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The same thing in Portuguese.
              Chupa means suck.
              Cabra means goat.
              Together they mean goat sucker.

              Chupacabra.
              Chupapiroca
              Chupabuceta
              Chupacu

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Piroca and buceta aren't portuguese words. They're brazilian.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It came from Puerto Rico

            hace falta que te linkee la rae de nuevo?

            I don't need to speak Spanish to know how the word works

            The same thing in Portuguese.
            Chupa means suck.
            Cabra means goat.
            Together they mean goat sucker.

            True, but it seems in Portuguese (Brazil especially) the word as an extra connotation

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I don't need to speak Spanish to know how the word works
              then you must understand that calling a movie "suck it" is at the very least kinda weird

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what the word alone means in Spanish

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thought you said you knew how the word worked

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Check Spanish Dict. Would the word "Chupacabra" make sense if it meant "Suck it goat?"

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                do you have enough context to determine that the word chupa comes from chupacabras in that poster?
                follow up question, if the movie was about the goatsucker and instead of chupa they called it sucker would your brain immediately associate it with the goatsucker given the same amount of context?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The imperative is chupa but it doesn't mean "suck it". If you told someone to suck your dick you'd say "chupa mi pene". That means suck my dick, not "suck it" my dick. And since "chupa" simple means suck you have to add "lo" for it to mean "It". So "suck it" is "chupalo".

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chupa is being presented as a noun.
                One does not call a slut a slutting.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you told someone to suck your dick you'd say "chupa mi pene"
                and to say "I am" you say "yo onions," right anonimo?
                if you don't put the context it makes more sense for it to be the imperative than the indicative, don't reply if you didn't finish highschool

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          hace falta que te linkee la rae de nuevo?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine a kids movie released in 2023 about a talking cartoon cat that's titled Pussy. Not Puss In Boots: Three More Words as the title, but actually just PUSSY, and on all the posters it just says

      PUSSY

      in big letters

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that would be weird

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if someone calls you a chupa they are saying you are gay and suck penises.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Fucking Chupa Chups man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In spanish "Chupa" effectively means suck it and it's almost exclusively used in the "suck my dick" context.
      I'm guessing it might have a different name in latinamerica.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        chupi

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's just suck but the "it" is implicit
        Suck it would be "chupalo" or "chupala" depending of the word the object.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          while you are not wrong that is like saying zoy (con z porque cebolla) means "am," which is true but you wouldn't translate "zoy doctor" as "am doctor"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and it's almost exclusively used in the "suck my dick" context
        Maybe in your shitskin country. In Argentina we're white and we don't just talk in sexual innuendos like the rest of latin america.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when are they going to make a whimsical flick about my favorite cryptid?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope it’s about the military hunting it down and the guy in charge is Major Dude

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try Danbro but it's going to be based on the Genesis song

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it look like a dropbear.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it made by mexicans? Tweetards strike again.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    suck-ass bros, it's time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for Netflix' "CU"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Cu is penis in vietnamese
        heh

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm Mexican and I I've never heard chupa by itself as a connotation for sucking dick. Most I've heard is chupa mis huevos but just chupa by itself doesn't really hold much meaning.
    In fact chupar is mostly referred to drinking alchohol

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't calling a movie Suck a bit weird though? it's not exactly an appealing title for a family movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >family film

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not called 'Suck', it's called 'Chupa'.
        No one cares what it means in taco-speak.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No one cares what it means in taco-speak.
          According to the op, white liberal americans do.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, no one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            white liberal americans arent people

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      um sweetie, the american latinx are talking, no one cares what people from xenophobic chud countries think

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, the american latinx represent us and know better than us because of their better school system teaching them progressive politics. We should shut up and listen.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I read some guy's drivel shit-talking Infinite Jest (he got triggered by Randy Lenz and called DFW basically classist for making Lenz an asshole, it was a funny read, actually) and he described himself as a "liberal latinx millennial from Los Angeles" and it just instantly bothered me. It was from a couple years ago and I had figured I was seeing a blip in time where people still said "latinx" and thought we had decided it was retarded to say. I know you're being sarcastic, but really I was foolish to think the term was gone.
        It's pretty awesome to just say "It's MY culture, and it's really important to me and I identify as a member of its community, but I'm going to change how it works to what suits me, and no this somehow doesn't make me wonder why I'm even identifying as it to begin with". People are garbage.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is a Brazilian thing, i think.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, he's just larping
        https://dle.rae.es/chupar

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm Mexican and I I've never heard chupa by itself as a connotation for sucking dick. Most I've heard is chupa mis huevos but just chupa by itself doesn't really hold much meaning.
        In fact chupar is mostly referred to drinking alchohol

        nah, he's just larping
        https://dle.rae.es/chupar

        Huemonkey here and I can confirm that IT IS NOT a brazilian thing.
        Chupa just means suck it. It can have a sexual connotation sure but it's not a "sexual word"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It can have a sexual connotation sure
          There you go.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            everything can have a sexual connotation you fucking retard

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            means nothing. rule 43.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          chupa-mos macaco zuca

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Portuguese thing. Not Monkeynese, actual european Portuguese.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Animal is called Goatsucker
    >Make the title of the movie "suck"
    This shit's retarded

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chupacabra meats Suck Goat
    >Weet Ik means Know I
    Why is everything backwards to foreigners?

    Or alternatively,

    Foreigners to backwards everything is why?

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Can't wait to see Ghibli's latest movie, The Whore"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      starring MEW

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jajajajjajajajjajajajajajaj

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that kino cast!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      And the sequel Hija de Laputa

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on the satire of scientists from Gulliver's Travels. The original is an intentional pun.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        P

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they made a movie about your mom

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      SCOTTISH COCKSUCKAH

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        WATS SCOTTISH ABOUT IT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Starring Mary Elizabeth Winstead
      They would just call it Lapta. I'm sure it was just called "Castle in the Sky" before.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DIOS MIO

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEY BOSS CAN SOCK ME

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    D I S C O V E R T H E L E G E N D

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry but the term is Gringx you fucking Hispanic Chud

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bullshit.
    I refuse to believe they made a multi-million dollar production with several latino actors and crew members and somehow overlooked something "obvious".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you've read the Sony email leaks, you'd understand how completely believable it is. Movie execs live in a completely different reality

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fajj fajj fajj chupa chupa chupa delicia
    coralho

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >supposed to be baby chupacabra
    >its a literal godamn Griffin
    I'm more confused about that then anything

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chupa, vai. Só uma chupadinha. Só a cabecinha mesmo. Vai. Chupa. Chupa. Ai, delicia. Continua, vai. Chupa a cabecinha. Chupa, sua cadela. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haven't watched any brazilian porn for at least a decade
      >can literally hear this post in my head
      Fuck you

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all monsters are nice they are just misunderstood by bigots.

    stop it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you tried not being antisemitic?

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chupa

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chupa-mela a dos manos

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well the movie wasn't made for you beaner. now shut the fuck up, no one cares about a nation of toilet cleaning rapist gardeners

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is literally a brand of lollipop called Chupa Chups thta has existed for decades. These people need to get sex off of their minds

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      and pussy literally means cat
      and dicky literally means rabbit
      and bitch literally means female dog
      try making those a movie title, retard

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chupa doesn't have any inherit sexual connotation by itself in spanish or portuguese.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          fingering doesn't have amy inherit sexual connotation in english

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it does, even just fingering by itself does
            chupa doesn't by itself

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              chupa has a similar level of connotation to fingering by itself
              it's not even slang like that other retard is saying
              you can finger many things, you can chupar many thing, but if you use them by themselves iti s understood that you are talking about the sexual act

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >chupa has a similar level of connotation to fingering by itself
                No it doesn't.

                >but if you use them by themselves iti s understood that you are talking about the sexual act
                No. It isn't.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dicky literally means rabbit
        no it doesn't you fucking retard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          god forbids you look something up for yourself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >search for dicky on the internet
            retard moment

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was looking for rabbits, officer

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We just had a movie called Puss in Boots turn a huge profit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          now imagine instead of puss in boots it was called puss
          or to make it more similar to chupa, imagine the movie was called pussy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There is literally a brand of lollipop called Chupa Chups thta has existed for decades.
      Brazilians have made fun of those lollypops for fucking forever.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"suck it"
    I could have told them not to fucking name it that, and im from fucking MN
    who are these dipshit garden gnomes hiring in california, a state where its literally fucking impossible to not know some spainish unless your head is physically up your own ass

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to start realizing that it's all intentional

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take a griffin, call it a chupacabra
    dumb as hell, this is the real issue

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sucks: The Movie
    Bravo Nolan

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's slang for X
    >I've never seen it used that way
    bruh
    latinos,
    latynxes
    you realize there's like a million countries that speak spanish?
    Surely some of them have different slangs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chupa is not slang for anything. It means suck it.
      You would almost have a point if the movie was called Chupar which could by itself be interpreted as the sexual act but still only if you're a complete coomerbrain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        chupar just wouldn't make much sense
        chupa is the imperative of chupar, when you say "chupa" you are giving an order
        and you'd never say just chupa with no context

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I finally understand how people who speak japanese feel when you get retards on Cinemaphile threads talking about a language without actually knowing the fucking language.
          >when you say "chupa" you are giving an order
          >you'd never say just chupa with no context
          lol
          lmao even

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >when you say "chupa" you are giving an order
            please do explain how I am incorrect, amerifriend

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not american.
              And let's just say "chupa" is not ONLY the imperative form of "chupar". Which you would know if your knowledge didn't come from a few google searches.
              Please don't argue shit about a language you don't even speak

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                difference is imperative doesn't require any context while the indicative does
                with little context you'd default to the imperative meaning, no indicative
                go back to la biblioteca, 2nd gen latinx

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does chupa mean? I wish these twitter retards would just fully explain shit instead of leaving it vague.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make up a cryptid
    >call it goatsucker
    >because it sucks goat dick until they die
    >get all pissy when some foreigner makes a movie about your stupid myth and uses a word weird disrespecting your vibrant and noble culture
    The absolute state of mestizos

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >get all pissy
      yes, we chose that person who doesn't even speak our language to represent all of us on twitter.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the chupacabra looks like a cat with wings.

    I thought it was some sort of giant bipedal coyote with no hair.

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >In traditional Amazon River folklore, at night, an Amazon river dolphin becomes a handsome young man who seduces girls, impregnates them, and then returns to the river in the morning to become a dolphin again.
    cast him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Demian Bichir mustve gotten a fat check to be in that since he is Mexican and I'm sure he knows that Chupa is a retarded movie title.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ERM AKTUALLY YOU SAID IT WRONG
    I think the people behind Latinx know a thing or two about speaking Mexican, chuddy

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BOLSONARO LOST. Get OVER IT.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When the North Korean hackers hacked Sony

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's all "NBD" to him

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Sony email leaks redpilled me on how out of touch these execs are

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Chupa-cu movie would sell a lot better, but the world is not ready

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >twitter screen cap
    WHO CARES

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    “Chupa” is what you tell a Mexican woman after you meet her

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i promise you this title was pitched by a 3rd generation mexican immigrant girl who's mom was bleached and who almost exclusively fucks white guys from the same ivy league circles she runs in. no white person would make this mistake because we are humble enough to know when we're fucking up foreign names and words. this shit is pure projection

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when netflix is entirely staffed by pakistanis, indians, chinks and the bullshit that is south america. you retards hate eachother more than you hate white people. keep projecting

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "Chupa" means =suck/sucking
    chupacabra means goat sucker, wich in the name contexts means a demon who sucks blood or something like that

    TL:DR Chupa alone means "suck"
    like dick sucker...

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chupaporongas

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sony email leaks

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      KINO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I saw this almost a decade ago, I laughed at how stupid execs were. I work in film now, sort of.
        I've been making an ad video for a political party's local elections. I unironically have to talk to them in a similar manner when pitching ideas or explaining what youtubers do to get clicks. So I now give the sony execs some benefit of the doubt that maybe these emails are just the result of years of feedback loops where they have to talk like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        we could have had this if it wasn't for that frog whore

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about beaners

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ME
    LA
    CHUPA

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alimento y semillas de Sneed
    (Anteriormente de Chuck)

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chupame la concha ajjajajaja

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    good ol' choopz

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the Philippines, chupa is slang for blowjob lol netflix fookin idiots

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sony email leaks.

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chupa el pico xxDDDD

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    "jajaja" just sounds like "hahaha"
    what the fuck is "kkkk" supposed to sound like?
    t. brazilian

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      not macaco but if I try to pronounce kkkk in spanish it kinda sounds like jajaja

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >COMO LE HARÍA UN BUEN BRRRRBRBRBRBRB EN EL ORTO A LA PROFE

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chupacabra means goatsucker.

    This movie is literally the verb "To Suck".

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      verb suck is chupar
      chupa is either indicative (sucker) or imperative (suck it!)
      with no context one defaults to imperative

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    chupa mi verga

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't realize there were so many Hispanics on this board...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one of the shittiest boards on the site
      >surprised by the number of Hispanics

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    About 6 or 7 years ago

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a small boy and finding that both Flash Gordon and The Black Cauldron got edited so badly after already being complete on TV so as to ruin both of the soundtracks.

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your burrito language is simply a prop for us, we do not care

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking retards

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When another spanish speaking parasite dies

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't the chupacabra a pest that kills goats? Why is it a cute and misunderstood baby that makes friends with a kid

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just in; due to the controversy caused in latinx countries, the movie is being renamed to SUCC

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    orale homes you fuckers are tryna take all the shit from la raza eh
    thats not cool man

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chupa is not inherently a sexual word. It means sucking. I can assure you this bitch is some american beaner who barely speaks spanish.

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reading Sonyleaks really did it. Just idiots saying stupid things like they are profound geniuses. They genuinely know nothing about film at all and just send each other lists of actors they have heard are cool that have to be in a new film they haven't read a script for. That is how these decisions are made. At one point they talk about hiring Benedict Cumberbatch briefly but several people are going "literally who" so I guess that is why he's Dr Strange and not who the fuck knows in the Spiderman Extended Universe.

    One thing not picked up on that I noticed was the woman that ran the studio would quietly order classic films owned by Sony from Amazon if they came up in conversation. She could have got them sent to her for free or even demanded a screening off the original master prints, I mean she was in charge of them as intellectual property, but she didn't want anyone to know.

    This is why films suck. When /misc/ does a casting thread it has more insight in it than Sony studios executives doing the same thing but worse.

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