When did you throw in the towel on the Jurassic Park movies?
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When did you throw in the towel on the Jurassic Park movies?
When did you throw in the towel on the Jurassic Park movies?
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Lost World.
>Lost World
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About halfway through The Lost World when it became apparent the movie was expecting me to root for depraved evil terrorists
only the first one was kino, everything else was sequelslop, though this made me reconsider
I have never seen a single Jurassic Park movie. Dinosours are fricking stupid.
You shut your mouth
Jurassic World killed it.
JP3 is just a good movie and TLW is saved by Roland Tembo and the Rex couple, but JW has no redeeming qualities. BDH is hot of course, but she's hotter in other movies.
You are homosexual.
Based. Jurassic Park 1 is just a gay version of Alien with kids running around screaming and dinosaurs instead of aliens
DIS homie SPITTIN'
Looks like Ben Shapiro trying to save Israel's reputation.
Beating raptors with the powers of gymnastics
I gave both trilogies a try, and ended up stopping after the second movie on each one.
When Action Man controlled a pack of raptors by...
>checks notes
Holding his hands up.
>When Action Man trained animals by...
>checks notes
>doing what people in real life do to train animals
>8ft tall mutant dino freak monsters are just like my kitty cat!
They're chimera made from like 45% dinosaur DNA and the rest from modern animals.
Why wouldn't modern techniques work on them?
The 45% DNA in them.
during that scene in the first movie when the israelite starts ranting about "the rape of mother nature" or whatever the frick. turned it off right there.
Lost World
Lost World and 3 are definite steps down from the first one but still retain some of the wonder and sense of adventure. Perfectly watchable flicks that have some dumb moments.
The JW movies are utterly soulless, quippy, CGI chinkslop made for literal bug people. Saw them once and I will never watch them again, nor any future Jurassic movies that get made.
JP3 is ALMOST as good as JP imo and should have been the template for later sequels. They added a monster horror note and as
points out that's the franchise's natural direction. Watch the first minute of this:
They were on to something.
TLW is a fun popcorn flick and worth watching exactly once. I checked out halfway through World and never came back.
The birdcage is K-I-N-O. Dogshit ending though. And I think some moron said it was too long and made them cut a bunch of stuff out.
Never. The whole trilogy is fun, scary and entertaining.
Throw in the towel? The Lost World is where I GRABBED the towel. I don't give a flying frick about the humans in these movies, I watch for the dinosaur action. And this flick har tons of dinosaur action. We got T-rexes ripping a dude in half and creating mayhem in mans world, fighting a bus and shit. We got raptors in the tall grass playing 5D chess with the humans. We got stegosaurus fighting that roastie actress from big lebowski. We got those small baby dinosaurs ripping e-girls and Peter Stormare to shreds. Just skip over the parts with Jeff Shekelfrick israeliteberg and his bix nood daughter, and you've got some pure dinokino.
I stopped watching after the very first one
>Scully literally touches a Dinosaur
>Still has the gall to tell Mulder that Dinosaurs are still extinct
wtf is her problem
When Jurassic World started talking about using dinos as weapons of war.
Anything after #1
i enjoyed the first three, but the last three were garbage.
Only the first one is good. And it's actually great.
2nd one was bad.
3rd one was shit.
Didn't watch the rest. All reboots are shit either way
The cut to Ian roaring on the subway in Lost World. It was too stupid and cheesy and immediately undercut my expectations for the movie. I generally give the a pass because I still like quite a bit of it, but that scene, his random black daughter tagging along, and the poor use of practical effects like the digging raptor and the one slowly smashing it's face through a car window really drag it down.
Imagine being a grown ass man and fanboying over a movie about birds