When is DC going to pull a Marvel and have all three of them hook up together?
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When is DC going to pull a Marvel and have all three of them hook up together?
Never, poly is only allowed when it implies a homosexual/cuck relationship between two guys and one woman, harems are strictly forbidden because they "send the wrong message"
That doesn't count. Savage dragon is a cuck fetish comic
How so?
He fricks all the pretty girls, including his step sister.
I’m surprised Larson hasn’t had him frick his mother-in-law yet.
Frick Nightwing
That's the goal yes
When did marvel do that?
They finally had Cyclops, Jean, and Wolverine all hook up together in current X-Men run.
I think it's just the two of them are f****** Jean Gray at the same time they're not f****** each other.
They are doing it openly and with each other being okay with it though, right?
proooobably?
Back on topic if it's a guy like Dick? Yeah, I'd share Dick's dick with someone, but not his ass if I'm allowed that absolute blessing
What??
Proof?
It was a big discussion thing a while back for the X-men fans. I guess it was over a year ago now.
Wow. Fricking gay. Literally.
they’re living on orgy island
Enter the Emma Frost + Jean + Cyclops triangle
Cyclops is Marvel Nightwing but less chad
No. It would be as bad as it is with Marvel lol What NEEDS to happen is Dick Babs and Kory to move on. Dick Babs is written badly, boring and sucks. Dick Kory is written badly, is focused too much on sex and sucks. Let it go.
Hopefully never.
I heard a theory that DC failed because its more conservative than Marvel
I wonder what’s the thing that will supposedly happen in issue 100?
Reminder the writers and editors cared so little about Dickbabs in that story that they couldn’t even remember their kid’s name or hair color
>that they couldn’t even remember their kid’s name
>If it's a boy?
>John James Grayson.
>You want to name our son JJ?
>Got a problem with that? At least your Dad's name is first.
>Alright, I'll give you that one. And if it's a girl?
>Barbara.
>...isn't that your name?
>I'm naming her after my mother.
>The one that walked out on you?
>Shut the frick up, Dick! I'm having the kid, I choose Barbara.
Would they really be willing to hitch them up forever?
Nah, it is comics. Forever doesn't exist. Unless they turn a character gay and then that will stick forever I guess.
Either of those is a death sentence for Babs. And they really cannot keep that relationship stagnating for much longer, so they really painted Babs into a corner with this.
The best solution would be to just have her break up with Dick and move on to a different city. There's gonna be salty people on twitter, but that's a better alternative than her getting completely sidelined as an attachement Grayson.
Because yeah, either marriage or pregnancy is a death sentence for Babs as a character.
There's always the possibility of a miscarriage or, even better, an abortion. C'mon,Taylor, you fat frick, take a bold step! DC comics aren't for kids anymore!
...do you really want Babs whining about miscarriage for the next 10 years or so? Because you know DC will milk that for cheap drama, because that's what they do eith Barbara Gordon.
>it was not a miscarriage, Dick. It was an abortion, just like our relationship is an abortion
>Dick b***hslaps her
There, I just made a comic everyone will be talking about for the foreseeable future, DC. Do it, think of the publicity.
Then Dick has Damian killed.
They already did the miscarriage thing with that Batman Beyond book based on the animated series. When Bruce knocked her up.
So there's precedent. Now they just need to step it up to abortion to send an empowering, headline-making message.
Babs is good at those kinds if mental gymnastics.
>I am a strong independent woman, so I am going to cripple myself to prevent the Joker from crippling me. Suck on it, b***h.
So, I can see her rationalizing away a fricking abortion that way.
or
Reminder that immediately after this happened he put the engagement on hold to travel around the world for a year, then faked his death, didn't bother to tell her he was actually alive for a couple of months, then started dating a fashion designer.
She gave the ring back before the One Year later thing?
It was a mutual thing. The whole, "fake your death and not tell anyone" is all on him.
Never
Batman editors would rather kill Kory than allow her anywhere near Dick
I miss Babsgirl
She's still around
A lot of it seems to be bait covers nowadays.
Sadly. I think that's part of the reason why I've taken to commisioning art lately.
Ladies, ladies, you're missing the obvious solution. The Joker kills the baby.
...It's DC. I can see them doing that.
no, no. he kills the baby, skins it and wears it on his face like a mask. then after Dick snaps and is about to kill Joker, Batman appears and beats the shit out of him while saying "this isn't who we are! we're not like him!" and being treated like he's in the right.
Dick and Kory is a shit ship that can’t work outside of Titans book.
You know, after a year or so of DC desperately trying to "fix" Babs, at this point I think she was better off as Batgirl.
>pregnant babs
>aaaa something's... wrong! baby feeding on my spinal fluids somehow! losing ability to walk... again
I love that DC has written themslves into a corner so much that Cinemaphile is debating how to kill a baby to fix the character of Barbara Gordon.
reboot! reboot! reboot!
I just can't wait for Zaslav to catch up to the fact that DC has retired and sidelined Barbara Gordon just right before her first movie and videogame. So much synergy went to shit.
And no, fakeout covers don't count.
comics are just ip retainers, they don't expect them to make them money directly. And I can assure they don't give a frick about them beyond editorial level, other than "how can we make more cuts?"
Sad thing is - Batgirls are already selling way worse than Babsgirl did.
So this whole "let's turn Babs into Oracle for no reason and then add Cass and Steph into the mix" was utterly pointless. It didn't fix anything, but it introduced a bunch of new problems.
Should they go back to Birds of Prey instead of a Batgirl(s) book?
Tried twice already.
Can't go back to Batgirl.
Can't go back to Oracle.
Can't go back to be "the girlfriend".
Much like with the other Batgirls you cannot go back anymore, they are effectively and soundly fricked.
Let's make her Batwoman. The lesbian gets eaten by Killer Croc.
Never bet against the lesbian, because odds are Babs gets her legs chomped off.
Do you really want Harley Quinn and Miracle Molly to invite themselves into the team?
Although, I wouldn't be opposed to a BoP book, just don't try to turn Babs into Oracle because it's not working. Make it a Batgirl/Canary buddy cop ensemble but put some actual effort into it this time around.
>so you want a Babsgirl living exciting, sexy and lighthearted adventures... who also has deep seated psychological trauma and broods constantly about it.
That's how Batman operates and everyone's fine with that.
Most big heroes have kids now. Dick is the only Original Titan that hasn't had a kid at this point as well. Heroes having kids isn't really this big thing anymore I think. It's mostly a way to create new IPs.
It's not about Dick, it's about Barbara getting fricked over by this deal. Dick will be fine.
How does she get fricked over? You have her sitting in a chair for most of her appearances looking at green computer screens as Oracle like so many b***hed about for years and years. That isn't going to change if she is pregnant.
She's going to start calling the dog her kid's brother.
At least she won't call her daddy, like many white woman do.
But maybe if they have a kid it could mean the dog appears less or is written out.
shot by the joker
The reason why she's sitting in front of a computer screen is because she got royally fricked over in the first place. I guess some are finally catching up to the fact that turning Babs into Oracle by any means necessary is an apocaliptically bad idea. Tying her forever to Dick Grayson will only amplify this issue, because at this point you have no way to go with Babs.
She got fricked over because Steph and Cass fans got their way and DC made them Batgirl too. Now the entire Batgirl brand is diluted and it just forces Babs to be stuck in her chair again. Without her connection to Dick she would be only stuck in that Batgirls book. So at the moment the relationship has been a positive for her given she now gets to be drawn by Redondo too.
She's still stuck in a chair in the Nightwing run. So, that's not much on an improvement.
There is Nightfire, or whatever
What keeps Dick from this is Batman himself, editorial hates Batman seeming too old.
Have Raven join in.
I remember a fanfic written by a superhorny woman where Nightwing is constantle getting blue balled until Raven astrally sucks him off.
Where’s that from?
Batgirls: Future State, by one and only Vita Alaya. It's absolutely awful.
Dick/Starfire/Babs makes infinitely more sense than Scott/Logan/Jean because at the very least Starfire is an alien from a famously sexually open planet
Bros I need a detailed guide on how to get Nightwing to sleep with me. Think you could help me?
If you take enough sleeping pills, once you lie to rest you will be transported to the magical realm of Nightwing's rooftop, where you can sex him forever.even if he doesn't want to, which, let's admit it, it's never the case.
I one had a dream about having the sexual intercourse with Batgirl. It was fun.
Then Joker showed up and shot her. butthole.
I need a this AU.
Poly is awful. Keep your fetish to yourself.
Based.
It has nothing to do with anything, but that's are really cute Babsgirl in the OP.
I want a Babs gf.
Just shoot a redhead.
If Tom actually have dick and babs marry in his run maybe the next nightwing writter may have the balls to make dickbabskori a thing
Kory would surely be down for it at anytime and I think babs would accept it too since she's open minded
I think the only one opposing to it would be dick himself lmao
If Taylor has the balls to actually marry Dick and Babs, the next writers will have one frick of a problem on his hands. Because from then on, every Nightwing ongoing will come with Batgirl as a package deal, whether the new writer wants it or not.
I just want the artist to be able to draw a sexy Babs being sexy.
This isn't as big a problem as you think; it gives two evergreen characters that writers often don't know what to do with or don't know what supporting cast to give them an anchor. Or do you really need "Dick moves to a new town with a new love interest" every few years, or Babs getting a new angle every few years witha new set of friends?
It is a problem. Not Dick has to drag Babs with him everywhere he goes, and vice versa. Remember how Black Canary kept disappearing from BoP, because she needed to be a wife to Green Arrow?