>when she learns you don't have Netflix or Disney+

>when she learns you don't have Netflix or Disney+

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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amazon pays to promote their competitors?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. NEET can't afford streaming because it's all of his allowance money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How much do you get paid to post this every thread?
      Don't tell me you do it for free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just a coomer that cropped a girl from reddit

  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw i frequent Cinemaphile and don't even own one

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ask what she wants to watch later
    >let it torrent while having dinner

    was that so difficult

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >asking females what they want to watch
      This anon does not frick

      You’re not supposed to put on anything interesting, it’s supposed to be background noise while you rearrange her insides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ask what she wants
      women don't know what they want 90% of the time anon

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dont post her webm

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have Disney+ but not Netflix

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DVI is still a valid way of sending a video signal
    That'll get her panties wet.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a mix of Dafne and Anya

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can detect a bit of Greta Thunberg in there too

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when I learn she doesn't have a penis

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I pay for that israeliteery? I have Gigabit internet and can download anything I want in minutes.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You have a 20TB torrent SSD? My ex, OP, only had Netflix and can't store anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ugly long head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's the lens my simpleton friend who views life thru a camera yet has no concept of what he is witnessing at even the most basic level

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She looks like she'll age to become a grocery manager at Trader Joes

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until she finds out that I forgot my wallet.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would she look if I show her my HDMI cable?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>when she learns I use free HD streaming sites

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when she learns why I have rope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they watching your jump rope workout?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All the women who aren't considered normies, all still pay for at least one of these subscription services. Women really can't help themselves with their herd behavior.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wait till she finds out I shat in her handbag

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when i tell her to pick one of my boutique 4k blu-rays to watch instead

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll just put on Rush hour 2 and we'll frick 10 minutes into the movie

    FFS anon

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