When will Hollywood start embracing body types in the bottom row? I’m sick of watching skinny twinks in my television & film.
When will Hollywood start embracing body types in the bottom row?
When will Hollywood start embracing body types in the bottom row? I’m sick of watching skinny twinks in my television & film.
You had the mountain
this guy?
What a fat frick. If he tried to run 100 feet he'd probably shit himself.
Twinky cope
he does 30 minutes cardio every morning, i think he is fine
How the hell does every man who's not him cope with not being him?
By having a better hair line
God I hate fat men
It's not hard to stay in shape just do it
Fat women is fine, women meant to be curvy and soft so their bodies store fat differently. I forgive them
But fat men
Frick. Off.
Your metabolism is fine
Get a job and stop posting
Your dick probably doesn't even work anymore
Christ I would kill myself if I were fat
Unironically I would commit suicide
*mowden
I'm not pictured here.
I am a mix of 9 with the skinny twig arms of number 1
Hi, Chrischan
Bautista is still getting roles (/rolls).
Wheres the bears?
They already did in the 2000s with Characters like Tony Soprano, Hank Schrader, Walter White, etc. My advice is to not focus so much on dudes bodies homo.
#8 is literally me
Same, a milf is crazily attracted to my body because i am exactly #8 with a thicc meat penis as well.
can confirm this as well. i'm literally #8 at 6'1" too and older ladies go crazy. they also start opening up and start talking about real personal stuff. it's kinda weird.
#8 6'3 here
#8 for me too. 5'11" 215lbs and I bench 245
good for you, i'm the muscle of #1 with the fat of #7, 5'8 and don't bench anything, get out of breath running up the stairs
Same
I'm 2 atm. Can I get to 8 by bulking or is it bluepilled?
Why would you wanna be 8?
Sure, but if you don't have broad shoulders and a barrel chest you won't pull it off.
I'm inbetween 1 and 2 but very hairy. I'm like a weasel.
>I’m sick of watching skinny twinks in my television & film
I'm not
/fit/bros give me your best bulking tips. Eating is a fricking chore.
>t. 2
Semen Shakes from a high-test man
pretty sure Cinemaphile is so far gone that they advise to drink it straight from the source
Just deposit a lot of 9mm lead bullets into your skull at approximately 1200 fps.
Drink your calories if you dont want to eat. Or just eat.
Pussy
I get very hungry when lifting heavier weights, instead of 10 reps with your comfortable weight. Do 7-8 with heavier weights +10-20lbs. 3 sets max because you won’t go 4 and it’s not worth the injury.
this, i have no fricking idea how people eat so goddamned much. im 6 feet tall but a skeleton, yet i eat 3 decently sized meals a day and even snack and i dont fricking gain weight
how much does the average person just continually shovel shit into their fricking mouth all day in order to weigh as much as they do? its fricking insane and sickening
Funny how half of this is just slightly different sizes of "insanely shredded competition bodybuilder"
yeah coz it's an example of bodyfat percentages of bodybuilders not an example of regular joes.
as with everything people use it in incorrect contexts to demoralize.
all of these are top 1 percent of humanity bodies - even the bottom right "gross fat" one.
every one of these bodies can move from top left to bottom right after a single bulk and move from bottom right to top left after a single cut.
I don't see a guy with a round belly and the rest of the body skinny
We were robbed of representation when they didn't give Jim Carrey a fat suit in the Sonic movie
i'm a 2
My body is pretty much 8 and I have noticed I have attracted a lot of girls with daddy issues with it.
for me, it's 1 and 2
I like knowing I could kill 1's or 2's with my bare hands.
>t.7
if they walk up 2-3 steps you'll have heart failure you fricking blob of shit
Nah you know nothing about functional strength shrimpy. Chunky guys with strength will fricking murder you in a fight. It's not even fair. I wish I had the webm of the chonker guy in a Hawaiian shirt fighting off like 6 twinks and knocking a few of them out. You're a weak b***h and I shit allllllllllll over you!
but that's not you, and you don't have any strength. you aren't chunky.
you are morbidly obese and your own body will kill itself unless you do something to reverse the damage you've done to it.
you're hyper oestrogenised from all the lard, which accounts for your flapping man breasts.
im a 2 who does jiu jitsu and grappling fatties is the funniest shit. they always think they can beat me yet their knees are so vulnerable its wild
What do women prefer most bros? I'm thinking a 4 or 5.
> I'm thinking a 4 or 5.
gay
I asked what women prefer anon.
3 is basically the ideal for most women.
3. The vast majority of women prefer guys with defined abs and just a little muscle everywhere else. Cinemaphile thinks the bigger you get, the more women will want to frick you. But the reality is the opposite.
>Cinemaphile thinks the bigger you get, the more women will want to frick you. But the reality is the opposite.
most of them want to attract men tho
3. 7 if they have daddy issues.
Women prefer 2, 3 and sometimes 4
2 or 7 but no six packs. That’s gay.
Based. Visible abs are overrated.
>t.buking 7.5
Yep, that's my experience. Was a full on incel with abs. b***hes didn't give a shit. Put on some weight, got a GF
Chicks like wide shoulders and a nice chest over some twink with abs.
She specifically pointed out my arms
Absolutely delusional. Women like
>arms
>shoulders
>abs
>ass
>everything else
although most of them dont know they love ass that much until they feel a nice one
You haven't met many women then
I literally have a body count >50. I fricked every remotely atttactive woman in uni
Yep, knew it.
>I literally have a body count >50.
Your mom's over 50?
>remotely atttactive
I fricked anything that moved.
>80+
I have brought great shame upon myself and my family. Maybe 15% were sevens or higher. My favorite targets were chicks who would've been eights or greater if they lost 20 or so pounds. For some reason, they could always suck dick, could always cum from fricking, and were othersie generously grateful in bed.
Women vary like fricking crazy. The only consistency I've seen among women is strong arms and wide shoulders. Hell, even dick size takes a back seat to those. Abs are a 50/50 turn on or dealbreaker.
For me, it’s a solid 8 or a fattier 2.
Women prefer 1-3.
Children prefer 1-3
ok how you know
Because only two kinds of people like korean twinks: gay men and underage girls.
Imagine knowing nothing
Alright: gay men, underage girls, and hogs.
I typically don't count hogs at all.
damn, you dont typically see the reverse like this. saving this image.
3 and 7 for me. Insanely shredded guys are gay-coded.
any of them. women are not a monolith.
Fair. I should have said the majority of women.
majority of women...i honestly think they dont mind if you're a chubby guy. I think majority of guys are like that too, that is, they are ok with cubby women.
Yeah, I think that sounds about right.
They prefer you to have a hot face they can show off and make other women seethe, no ripped or cut body will make up for that. Its like having an ugly car that can go fast, women would rather have the nice looking care regardless of what it can do. Next is status and money. I guess have low body fat to help.
women mostly just care about arms/shoulders. face first and foremost though
Honestly nearly all of the images are desirable bodytypes. Being thin is not bad, being skinnyfat is bad. All of thr bodytypes depicted are attractive to women except 9.
7 is chad
am 2
need to be 3
number 8 is inarguably the hottest male physique
I'm a solid 7 here.
meaning a 9.
Did I say 9? I lift but not to excess and I don't bother cutting. 7's essentially winter natty if you have a decent frame.
7 is the only accepatble physique in the bottom row, and even that's pushing it.
this
fat americans coping ITT
no one wants to look at fatties
A #8 could easily kill any of the top row twinks with a couple punches. Don't frick with strong chunky dudes.
you're not strong or chunky, you're just fat dude.
most fat fats are just fat. it's that simple.
you aren't magically growing secret muscle under your blubber while sitting drinking corn syrup.
worst thing is, you could fix it if you tried.
Cope. In person I'd slap you around easily.
no, you wouldn't.
because i've spent my life being active, strong and healthy.
you've eaten and drunk chemical dogshit and sat on your backside 18 hours a day and can barely make it to the front door without wheezing.
you're a joke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Nice projection weakling. I bench twice your twink body weight and curl 130 lbs. I shit on you. I squat the weight of your fatass 400 lb mom. I would fricking destroy you. I'd break your fricking skull with my knuckles. You'd have a seizure on the ground while I laugh. Now frick off and stop replying to me.
the high oestrogen levels induced by your 60% BMI are making you hysterical.
your rubbery, wasting bones are already almost collapsing from carrying your sack of shit blubbery body around.
>increase testosterone
>go bald
Keep telling yourself it's worth it.
so you're fat and bald?
Speaking from experience, eastern european goth chicks fricking love 7.
I'd be like a 7 and a half. It's gotten pretty bad since I started drinking beer so much.
#6 here. How about you guys?
#6 but with 4 extra abs i dont know where they come from lol
If I am 8. Is it still possible to become 7 or 6 without drugs?
i'm #6, six figure salary straight out of high school, bought my first house with cash, own 18 properties now, married a model at 20, just bought a new sports car in cash, retiring before 30 lol
Loser. I'm #3, have ten sports cars, inherited a bajillion dollars from Steve Jobs, have a harem of big titty goth girls, and I'm only 5 years old.
>5 years old
>still posting here
Jesus Christ. Go outside.
Never
where's the extremely unnatractive and disgusting skinnyfat body type?
#4 here
weight: 210
deadlift: 550 lbs
squat 400 lbs
bp: 315 lbs
i was impressed until i saw you were talking in pounds and not kilogrammes.
You had Kevin James in Here Comes the Boom.
Surprisingly good movie.
Sorry, not marketable enough. Not enough people find fat people hot.
>Thread full of reverse-anorexics that see themselves as World's Strongest Men contenders when they're really sacks of water filled fat cells
>t.low test twink
Nice cope
fat lowers testosterone and raises oestrogen.
that's why your oestrogen is so high.
>oestrogen
Yep, it's a homosexual
What's oestrogen?
it's what initiates oestrus in mammals.
it comes from the latin oestrus and the greek oistros.
did you not study your classics?
>reading dadrock
Nerd
Zac Efron looking like a 7 recently.
How do I he-man max Cinemaphile bros? He obviously did like winstrol cycle only on baywatch but is test+tren+hgh enough for heyyayyayjaa?
He's turned into Ken Masters
Whens the next Street Fighter movie
I don't have to tell you which one I am. The last number of my post reveals it anyway.
Keep in mind Zac Efron is a certified manlet, so he doesn't need to gain huge amounts of weight to lose his six pack. Though I have no idea what we're seeing there is an early stage roid gut or just some extra fat.
look at dat roid guts
I'm a 2 how do I get a 7-8 boyfriend?
Dress like a woman and tone your ass till it's round.
>The fatsos in this thread larping as tough guys
>the femboys ITT larping as men
>Yeah women love my body, plus I can easily kick the ass of any guy I want.
>Chicks dig this body, bro.
Cope
>get your mattress out of my dumpster in my alley!
Protect your dumpsite!
I may be anorexic and barely capable of any physical activity
But at least I'm not fat
>But at least I'm not fat
Same. Fat slobs are disgusting.
I'm a 3 but I'm worried I'll get fat. Ever since I quit drinking I can't fricking stop eating. I assumed it was just withdrawal disguising itself as hunger like when I quit smoking many years ago, but it's been a month now and still won't go away. I'm not gorging or anything, but I have never in my life had such a desire to eat food. It's fricking ridiculous. Even on a full stomach, still want food.
>I'm a 3 but I'm worried I'll get fat
Be very worried. You will get delusions of grandeur and start to believe you're athletic and tough if you don't lose weight. Fatty mental illness is a serious condition.
Get a calorie calculator and be autistic about following it.
only 1-3 and 8-9 are achievable in reality and without copious amounts of roids
>tfw 6ft 4in decent face
>build between 8-9
>no gf since 2018.
Anons it's about confidence and social skills anything else is placebo
>ITT: fatty cope
Honestly, if youre an 8 or 9 I will not respect you. Fat people are disgusting.
Your respect is worth less than the shit on the bottom of my shoe
I'm currently number 8, trying to get to number 6
Women are only attracted to 2 and 7.
Fromwhat I've learned, fat chicks like 2 and small women like 7
They're missing a number. I'm somewhere between 2 and 3. Getting abs is harrrrrd.
Love when a skinny little frick tries to test me and say some punk or racist shit to me in public... I grip him up by his throat and slam his body down into the concrete
what kind of racist shit?
I'm white, so little punks think it's okay fo say racist shit against blacks to me... they learn quickly that it wasn't such a good idea when I'm snapping their spine in half
I hate Black folk. Come at me.
>"Love when a skinny little frick tries to test me and say some punk or racist shit to me in public... I grip him up by his throat and slam his body down into the concrete"
how do I increase my bench press, brehs... my squats, rows, and chins are going up and im eating the perfect amount of prote and corn but my bench is just frozen
More bench, more tricep isolation
Frozen at what weight?
I used to be 2 but now I'm 8.
That was fast.
These drawings are really inaccurate
4,5,6 are all blasting steroids maybe 7 too
someone should make a poll. i bet you that 70% of Cinemaphile is full of fatties at least
I’m looking forward to stav becoming a movie star so I finally have a body positive role model with my body type on the tv
Belly of 8 with the physique of 1. I dream of being 7 someday, if I just eat and lift enough my frame will magically change
Eat less, move more. Count your calories, eat better, and lift. It's not rocket science.
my bf is an 8 :3
he's so strong and his wiener so big
1 is the most attractive
>t. poof
the kpop body is toppest tier
I'm a mix of 1 and 8.
7 is peak functional strength though
>functional strength
Dyel/fatty cope
Nah, if you lifted and were familiar with the scene you would know the guys in the middle row are very dehydrated and running on calorie/carb deficits with low energy, it's basically show form. 7 mauls them.
ill never be an 8 and it makes me want to FRICKING KILL MYSELF
8 reporting in
1 and 9 are our least favorite. Too skinny or too fat, everything in between is fine.
Pro-tip: Daddy issues makes US search for guys like Ron Swanson
I’ve been working with a PT for 4 months but I feel like I’m still bony. What am i doing wrong
You aren’t eating enough, so you aren’t gaining any muscle for fear of getting fat. Slow bulk (and I’m talking like 6 months) 10lbs, then do a cut. Rinse and repeat.
My weight has gone up though, I was 138 before I started working out now I’m 149
I struggle eating a lot of food each day. Is there some kind of superfood can eat? Or should I just buy bulking powder
Buy high protein "toasties"(bread with less carbs more protein, sold packed in german here, 16 g protein pet piece) tomatoes, olive oil and mozzarella. Toast them, olive oil on the bread, mushed or cut tomatoes on top, mozzarella on taop. I eat 2 every day, healthy (good fats, protein, tomatoe), light (not much food, doesnt fill you up) and tasty with some salt and some tometoe-spices on top. I est 2 every day, thats easy 40 g protein, good fats while breakfast and its super tasty (but I love med kitchen, if you dont like the taste change the cheese or the tomatoes for smth you like)
Thanks bro
I’m lactose intolerant and can’t eat tomatoes but I’ll find a way
you get them they are called villains and minions.
all the homies here are saying shit about what girls like
homie you get NO pussy
ZERO pussy
shut yo ass up
What if I do little Black person
homie we can go into hypotheticals all day
what if a shipping container fell from a crane and squashed you lil homie what then?!?!?!
2 and 4 are the best for me
>I’m sick of watching skinny twinks in my television & film.
Why?
I’m too fat to be any on there tbqh.
Im number 3 with the stomach of number 9
>Upper Arms
3
>Lower arms
4
>Shoulder
2
>Pecs
2/3
>Abs
7/8
>Neck
8/9
>Hips
4
Go for a run you fat frick. Nobody wants to see fatties on TV, they're repulsive
I am at 3.5
I am so weak bros
But so good looking
>was 9. two years ago
>was 1. early this year
>now I'm 2.
B-b-bros, am I winning at life?
based anon. Do some weight lifting and you can be 3.
How is the loose skin situation?