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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are those laserdisks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too small to be laser discs.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE BOX SET

    YOU STOLE IT

    HE CAME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jej

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Hellraiser 3. The church scene was a bit too edgy though. Should've focused on the lesbian love story between the reporter and the runaway instead.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of all the centobites, none was as feared as denimback.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Dreamer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I will now open your box

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >IT IS NOT HANDS THAT CALL US, BUT.......DESIRE.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            says that that one time.
            every other movie kill anyone remotely around the box.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Only the first 2 movies are cannon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Should've focused on the lesbian love story between the reporter and the runaway instead.
      My homie. Paula Marshall was fine as hell in Hellraiser 3.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Terry Farrell was sexo in Hellraiser 3.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick left looks like that woman that does incest porn

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ashley Blue?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No Susan Green

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        real lesbians don’t look like that

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ehhh, I've seen a few hot lezzies in my time, but for the most part, you're right.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No Butterball, no watch.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >burns your CD
    Thanks for the copy

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >shown only throwing one
      >two end up headshotting him

      wtf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do you know there wasn't 2 stacked and they came apart in the air?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was the mid ninties. The one CD he threw was highly likely to connect with a random AOL free trial CD.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the brim of the guy's cap

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well they are supernatural beings anon, it would be pretty lame if his only ability was throwing cds compared to the rest of cenobites, you have to give him at least the ability to burn cds mid flight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER USED NAPSTER

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Araki watched this movie
      >he liked it so much he ripped it off for whitesnake and even gave it torture powers

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DISCUH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Japs rip off Western movies on an extremely regular basis and always have.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would send me the female one with her scalp peeled open.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they would send me the female one with her scalp peeled open.

      For me it's Dreamer

      Growing up with these movies gave me the most inconvenient fetish for girls into extreme and wacky body modifications.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you blaze local, this is who shows up to smoke with you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      THESE FADES AREN'T FOR YOUR LUNGS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The bowl - you packed it, we came

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE HAVE SUCH DIGITS TO SHOW YOU

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >digits

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To think, you should've slightly hestiated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet he says the funniest things during a sesh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does the chatterer hit the blunt without lips

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's getting really annoying to see something here that was recently posted to Twitter. This place is just edgier Twitter.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finally give in
      >make twitter account
      >accidentally sign out at some point
      >try to sign in a few weeks later
      >requires my username
      >no option to recover the username
      10/10

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who is that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Centobites are often named for their most prominate mutilation. The centobite with the CD's in his head is known no chin.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We have such sites to DMCA

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE HDMI CABLE

    YOU PULLED IT OUT

    WE CAME

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So did the girl I brought home when she watched me pull it out

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kinobites.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, the blonde refused to get in the full body makeup for her skinned look, so the other main chick

      >Should've focused on the lesbian love story between the reporter and the runaway instead.
      My homie. Paula Marshall was fine as hell in Hellraiser 3.

      ,got in it instead since they sort of looked alike. The blonde also refused to do the nude scene she was contracted for on the day of the shoot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hope she went to jail.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What was her punishment?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The blonde also refused to do the nude scene she was contracted for on the day of the shoot.
        What a c**t. Hope they sued her into oblivion.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a single news reporter could afford all this in the 90s
      whoa

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and she wasn't even the top reporter

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man she's got that pseudo goth vibe going on and it's so hot.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Never have Paula Marshal clomping around your apartment in her fishnets

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >whoa or they angels or demons? You see like pain and pleasure are the same thing and we dont know what they are!
    This aspect of these movies was always stupid. They are weird ugly monster people who torture people.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like there aren't people who get a thrill from BDSM stuff. Some people really get off on having pain inflicted on them, and some people get off on inflicting pain. You've never pulled a girl's hair and spanked her during sex? I know this might be a silly question since 95% of anons are virgins.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pulling your gfs hair and spanking her ass and calling her a bawd while you have sex is the same as weird ugly monster people ripping you limb from limb with industrial equipment
        Like I said, this whole concept is stupid.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          in the hellbound heart the notion is that the greatest possible pleasure is a brief escape from horrific pain. The whole game they play with Frank is part of his torments, and it is actually a pretty tight story. The first movie is an ok adaptation of it, and it quickly goes to shit from there.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hair pulling and spanking is just playful. Look into the hardcore BDSM stuff. Clive Barker was literally inspired by the more hardcore BDSM "culture" when he was conceptualizing the cenobites.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          some people are REALLY masochistic

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is he canonically a coomer that impressed the cenobites so they turned him into one of them? if not then that's my headcanon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was a DJ and Pinhead needed new minions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he was a DJ and Pinhead needed new minions.

      The truth is, how Cenobites are "born" is never consistent in these movies. The four from the first 2 movies are shown to have been humans who were seduced by the Lament Configuration and transformed. In Hellraiser 3 however, it's shown that Pinhead himself can simply create new Cenobites out of anybody.

      Hellraiser 3 is dumb and goofy as frick, but I still like it. I even like the 4th movie, even though the studio butchered the final cut.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because Pinny was breaking Hell's rules in part 3.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But it makes no sense how Pinhead could create new cenobites himself. He doesn't have that kind of power. Judging from the first 2 movies, only Leviathan can create cenobites, and Leviathan seems sort of picky about it, since neither Frank nor Julia were transformed, but Dr. Channard was.

          >The doctor... is in."

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it would've been nice if they made some effort to explain that. I mean, they never really explained anything about how part 2 wrapped up. Was Leviathan actually, um, killed or deactivated or what?
            It would explain why Pinhead has a bunch of powers he didn't before, especially if you read into that final scene where the pillar doesn't just have Pinhead but has all kinds of Hellish shit in it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yeah it would've been nice if they made some effort to explain that.
              Unfortunately Hellraiser is an example of what happens when the "rule of cool" is allowed to go unchecked. You get a mish mash of unexplained retcons occurring in almost real time, often within the same movie. It's the JJ Abrams method of writing where logic and causality all take a way-back seat to whatever "great idea" their ADHD rattled brain vomits up in the moment.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >never noticed the skeleton giving a blowjob to another one...with a bone as the dick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hellraiser 3 is dumb and goofy as frick, but I still like it. I even like the 4th movie, even though the studio butchered the final cut.

        I enjoy them both too. They're shitty but so much fun to watch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's because Pinny was breaking Hell's rules in part 3.

        based loremasters for the worst horror franchise of all time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Magazine or something had short stories that gave backstories to him and the other two techno-Cenobites from III. Read them on The Hellbound Web, but it's long dead now.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I the only one that thought it was actually low key based that they cast a troony to play a mutilated, sexless, demonic creature in the reboot movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is it any good ? thinking about giving it a shot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's kinda weak. The plot keeps breaking its own convoluted rules to keep going

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this isn't scaring me yet, post something scarier

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DELET

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The terror when you realize she HAS NO BOX

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that's not the same troony from the HR remake

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hunter will show up in the sequel for troony vs troony action.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No; it sucks. The MC is ugly and unlikable, the Cenobites designs are okay, but the troony they hired to play Pinhead has absolutely ZERO presence or charisma. The handful of straight White male characters are all bad of course and the entire movie is so incredibly bland to look at like this webm here shows

        It's kinda weak. The plot keeps breaking its own convoluted rules to keep going

        .

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The plot's okay, the teenage characters are all dumb and annoying, but the cenobites look quite good in my opinion. You can tell whoever designed them made an effort to avoid making them look too much like the OG cenobites. The way they have "clothing" and whatnot made from their own mutilated flesh is really cool, and they act more inhuman that the OG cenobites. It's a pretty decent one-time watch.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't like the naked look they have. I get why they went that route, but they seemed to lose that regal quality

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and they act more inhuman that the OG cenobites.
          Except the OG Cenobites are infinitely creepier. Of course a lot of that has to do with the OG movie having better cinematography, music, sound design, just everything really.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The reboot cenobites seem much more impersonal towards their victims, which is cool. It's like how humans view mice used in labs. But yeah, the reboot needed better cinematography at least. Maybe give the cenobites some really creepy and almost poetic lines while they torture their victims. Pinhead had some super memorable lines in the first 2 movies.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My biggest issue with the reboot was that they were clearly wearing full body rubber suits. I mean, I know it would be fake regardless, but doing a mix of prosthetics and make-up and props on a real body comes across more real than obvious suits they climbed into. I'll give them they had some cool ideas like the body piercing girl. Just failed on the execution and maybe were too timid. I was expecting her pussy lips to be chained to her legs for example, or something like that.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, I thought the movie was tame overall. The last scene with the guy getting transformed into a cenobite was pretty kino though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its not the hands that give us away, but they aint helping

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much do you bet that Brent Spiner was a casting choice for Pinhead.

    DataPinhead: "Permission to show them the exquisite delights of endless suffering, Captain?"

    (Note that this idea will generate some of the cringiest SUCKTREK CROSSOVER ideas)

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just put in front of movie after FBI warning
    >"You wouldn't download a Hellraiser to your soul, would you?"

    Won't be pirating at all.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you opened the box... you can keep and only have to pay for what you like, and each month we will send you another box catered to the darkness of your soul. You can cancel at any time, but you can never leave!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who let the Canadian Gimp in here?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      el chineso ogro

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never get to see the footage from the unfinished Hellraiser game

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Hellraiser 3. Way better than Hellraiser 2.

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