>when you realize the eagles counter argument holds no water

>when you realize the eagles counter argument holds no water

  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles can't fight properly if they are carrying a hobbit, CHUD.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eagles don't work because Sauron would see them easily and shit on them

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not fly at night and then have the hobbits parachute in? what's the gravitational acceleration of middle earth anyways? is it still 9.8 m/s^2? the hobbits might not even need a parachute if they can aim for a nice bush given how small they are. A forward eagle force could even deploy a soft landing ahead of time, like a stack of hay, then the hobbits can aim for the hay

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they could also steal, idk, some shiny night-vision goggles or something first.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think middle earth developed an understanding of air dynamics and gravitational force. Minas Tirith isn't even a self sustaining city but relies on the surrounding area for food, etc.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could an eagle even get into the crack of doom to throw the ring in?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eagles counter argument is that there is a giant black tower with a magical death ray on top of it in the middle of Mordor.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      why didnt they use the eagles to poison the water supply of the orcs? the eagles could fly up and then drop a few dead bodies into their water reservoirs, thereby sickening the forces of mordor

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Orcs eat maggoty bread and raw flesh, they won't get sick from some chemicals in the water

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          why didnt the eagles firebomb mordor?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they just take turns

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why didn't they just share the crack
      The thing they don't tell you about crack is that God damn it's good

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Lol, but Jesus that’s a hack response

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    forgot pic in my anger

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's mordor's radar technology like? are they basically operating off one advanced telescope? distraction tactics can be employed to draw the eye of sauron while spec op eagles perform raids and sabotage, they'd be in and out before the nazgul are even aware

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The immortal elite fliers can sense the ring just like the giant flaming eyeball can see at night

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they could try buzzing mordor's air space to test how far they can sense the ring (both distance and vertical) and what their reaction time is, after that you can develop a strategy to insert the hobbits on their mission, e.g. timing it with when you know the fliers are deployed out to battle.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauron would be able to see the eagles flying against the sky line towards Mordor/Mt Doom and then unleash all the Nazgul along with their Fellbeasts to wipe them all out. He'd employ every tactic imaginable of that time to take down anything in the sky and a lot of people miss one gigantic flaw in letting the eagles take the ring to Mt Doom. What happens if one of the eagles carrying the ring falls? All hope would be lost, the ring would land within Mordor surrounded by orcs, goblins and whatever other of their ilk reside there. The world would end the moment the one eagle, exposed at all angles in the sky, would fail

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          gandalf riding eagles could zap down nazgul with lightning bolts and then bomb orcs with meteors

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but then the rest of the party won't get any exp and you'll be playing hard mode in chapter 3 when Gandalf falls off.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >All hope would be lost, the ring would land within Mordor surrounded by orcs, goblins and whatever other of their ilk reside there.
          this can happen in any scenario where you're trying to get the ring to mordor though, not just with the eagles.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which is why they chose the least suHispanicious option, Sauron never would have thought that 2 hobbits would be the ones to invade Mordor and take the ring to Mt Doom. Every option they had was a chance to fail, but the eagles were the ones with the worst success rate. Sauron would expect the eagles to be used and would have prepared for them to be used against him to destroy the ring, a sneaking mission was the most successful choice Middle Earth had

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              why didnt the eagles sneak into mordor?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          they could have at least gotten closer. How many mountain passes over the horizon did they have to go?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right. Picking a couple midgets to deliver it on foot was clearly the best tactical decision. Fuck the fellowship too. Gandalf was easily spanked before he came back as white and well we saw how easily the rest were defeated by a small detachment or uruks. How were they ever going to be able to defeat all the defenses you just mentioned?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention that the Eagles are also Maiar, and just as susceptible to Sauron's corrupting influence as Saruman. It would only take one.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they weren't. Tolkien played with the idea but changed his mind before he finished the books. They were just beasts that had special gifts from Manwe.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              My bad. Still though, being Manwe's, only makes them *more* corruptible.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spec op eagles
        Lost fucking hard.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally if the eagle got hurt during the raid, Sam an Frotto would be dead meat falling to their deaths.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter as long as they make it to mt doom. A kamikaze mission was the most logical option. Just straight dive bomb Frodo into the lava, no expectations of coming back

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Eagles are an obvious big fucking target

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i am incapable of understanding symbolism (mark of the NPC): the post

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    eagles don´t care enough about your problems

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf did ask the eagles. He just didn't like their response and never brought it up.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Sauron just fill Mt. Doom with water so nobody could destroy the ring?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      it never occurred to Sauron that someone would destroy the Ring, or even want to. He just couldn’t conceive of the notion, it was so alien. It’d be like setting an armed guard around your vegetable garden; why on earth would anyone ever threaten it? A guard would be pointless; that was Sauron’s line of thinking.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I appreciate you giving me a correct and well constructed reply, I knew the answer I just wanted to shitpost.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          well, asking why the eagles wouldn´t sneak into mordor was one of the highlights of my day

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't they event the assault rifle and kevlar armor first?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you Tolkien-tards just admit your beloved writer made a huge plot hole?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate harder

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gandalf tells them to take the eagles with his last words
    >they ignore it and larp with elves instead
    >by the time gandalf respawns sam and frodo are miles away following some twink through a swamp
    fucking hobbits

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck, is that what he meant? Take the eagles you fools? It all makes sense now.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    when the ring tries to tempt sam and all it can offer him is
    >uh... you can be like... the best gardener. like wow, so great. my god you could grow anything
    and sam basically goes
    >i'm already a good enough gardener and my friend needs me

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where would the Eagles drop them off?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mt doom duh

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Forget the eagles. Why not use the undead army to fight Saruman and also Sauron? They're literally invincible, all the have to do is march forward and chop shit.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't Nazgul and Sauron influence spirits?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in a finger-snapping/massive scale way as far as I know. Otherwise he wouldn't have needed the rings to start with.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The eagles is easy to explain why they couldn't work.
    The ring can corrupt anything. It could corrupt the Eagles. And if the Eagles go full evil, then the Fellowship is fucked. Unless Gandalf kills them (which he would never do because they're his friends, but let's pretend he does), which would leave them like they were at the beginning.

    If the ring senses it's getting destroyed, it easily can turn anyone to evil the closer they get to Mordor. That's why they better not choose to use the eagles at all. Also, let's not forget the Nazguls, which the Eagles may beat but not if they're carrying the Fellowship. And if they get Frodo then they're fucked. That's why the fellowship HAD to be a secret mission.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    same reason the USA shouldn't have invaded Afghanistan

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Gandalf just miracle them into mount doom?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not allowed to fuck with shit too much. Just give good people the push they need.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can carry
    sam can be trusted to. the eagles aren't little mega-mormons. they're chaotic-good/neutral hotheaded weirdos who can be counted on to do something nice only occasionally, not carry the ring without falling prey to it

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sauron knew about the threat the eagles posed and invested in AA weaponry accordingly. The eagles had to wait until his tower was destroyed before they could get within 10 miles of the place.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

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    9 of them and how many iggles?
    Flying V that bitch past them

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Eru Ilúvatar allow it all to happen? He is powerful enough to create the universe and respawn Gandalf with upgrades but can't stop some ring with minor magic.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eru is modeled off Yahoova in other words he's a cunt.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If an all powerful god directly interferes with the world then you're nought but his slave.
      The destruction of numenor was a special case.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    get real, the only reason they even show up at the end was because everyone else did and the invitation said be there or be square

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