I want to see a Cinemaphile film with all of these funny cliches >officer, in my office, NOW >after that little STUNT you pulled down on 14ths street, I've got the DA breathing down my neck >your gun and your badge >and your other badge
>Hey! Kid! You're not supposed to be here! You're not allowed in here! This is a restricted area! >"Ey, I'm walkin' ere! I'M WALKIN" >Coming here was a mistake! *aims gun* >*does a 360 and walks away forward* >*fires warning shot* >"WAZAAAAAAAP" >Help! I'm forced to stand my ground! *RATATATATA* >*teleports behind him* >*brandishes a colt-45* >DEH! >*shoots guard in the back of the head* >Ten points to Gunningdor! >*takes guard's keycard* >*looks at camera* >You know I'm something of an actor myself. >*enters secret covid lab* >*alarm system goes off* >RADIO: We got an intruder! All units to the lab! I repeat! All units! >*takes out two keyboards from his pockets, connects them to the smart home espresso machine* >*CLACK CLACK TAPTAPTAP* >I'm in the mainframe. I got in! >*disables alarm system by dragging a slider from ON to OFF* >Now, for the final act! >*does a fornite dance* >*armed roided guards rush in* >*starts talking to himself* >Plan B? That was plan B! It's simple, we kill the batman! >*throws a ninja star that arcs through every guard's skull and comes back into his hand* >TADAA >*there's a bit of gore and a cloth label lodged in the star with the owner's name on it on the label* >*reads aloud* >Mary... Sue... HAH! >SuEEEEE PIGGY PIGGe, troony! >*steals the phizer mind control and heart disease injections* >*pours down them down his pants* >oouh whats shakiin baby >*moonwalks over to the guards* >*takes the badges off the guards* >And your other badge, Josephine! >*takes the badge strapped to the guard's leg beneath the sock* >*turns to camera* >*winks* >This'll be our little secret, viewers!
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME! >C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S >... >what >What? >WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FRICK. >*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger* >THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU b***h! YOU LYING FRICKING c**t THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FRICK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!! >YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL c**t!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!! >WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY c**t WIFE POPPED A FRICKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER c**t!!! >OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FRICKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! >GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FRICKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FRICKING BABYS FRICKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI c**t OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FRICKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU b***h GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL IT! >I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
good thing the side-kick is never an eternal doubter like me >hmm, it isn't uncommon for decommissioned bell towers to ring at night >anything could be causing those explosions over there >maybe that's reverse psychology the way he's yelling "this is the signal you fricking moron"
>Oppenheimer, in my office now! >After that stunt you pulled in New Mexico, the DoD is deeper in my ass than a Jap in a bunker >You're a loose cannon, "Death" >You're through, I'm gonna need your atomic bomb and your badge >And your other atomic bomb
>If you have ever wondered how you will die, now you know. If you have ever wondered where your body will lie, now you know. You will be killed on the last wall between hope and horror. Your body will lie here, unburied, staring up at a poisoned sky.
>"but you WILL respect me, you got that?!" >Main character stares piercingly at superior > "i need to hear you say, "i understand. "" > main character breathes deeply and says i understand
>plan a is out, we're going to plan b
>plan b???
>ok, lets try plan b
>that was plan b!
>ok, plan c!
>plan c combusts spontaneously
>um… plan d?
>RUN!
>LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT
>he's right behind me, isn't he?
Name one movie, you shitposting c**t.
doom
black hawk down
iirc they say it in saving private ryan as well, I need to check
Season 3 Episode 10 of Star Trek Picard. Not a movie, but it's basically that exchange 1:1 except they use "cavalry" instead of "reinforcements."
>Grandma starts raping Grandpa
>"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails starts playing
>So.... that just happened
>Time for pissy, little missy
>He's right behind me, isn't he.
>Really, uh? We're really doing this? ok.
I want to see a Cinemaphile film with all of these funny cliches
>officer, in my office, NOW
>after that little STUNT you pulled down on 14ths street, I've got the DA breathing down my neck
>your gun and your badge
>and your other badge
>I will NOT under any circumstances allow that to happen
>cuts to scene of thing happening
>screen goes black
>the gang lets that happen
>they only continue the conversation after thing happens.
>i want the report on my desk tomorrow morning
>give me your gun
>[*lays out smorgasbord of firearms*]
>[*includes ridiculous ones like a Derringer, a katana, an RPG and a flamethrower*]
>Hey! Kid! You're not supposed to be here! You're not allowed in here! This is a restricted area!
>"Ey, I'm walkin' ere! I'M WALKIN"
>Coming here was a mistake! *aims gun*
>*does a 360 and walks away forward*
>*fires warning shot*
>"WAZAAAAAAAP"
>Help! I'm forced to stand my ground! *RATATATATA*
>*teleports behind him*
>*brandishes a colt-45*
>DEH!
>*shoots guard in the back of the head*
>Ten points to Gunningdor!
>*takes guard's keycard*
>*looks at camera*
>You know I'm something of an actor myself.
>*enters secret covid lab*
>*alarm system goes off*
>RADIO: We got an intruder! All units to the lab! I repeat! All units!
>*takes out two keyboards from his pockets, connects them to the smart home espresso machine*
>*CLACK CLACK TAPTAPTAP*
>I'm in the mainframe. I got in!
>*disables alarm system by dragging a slider from ON to OFF*
>Now, for the final act!
>*does a fornite dance*
>*armed roided guards rush in*
>*starts talking to himself*
>Plan B? That was plan B! It's simple, we kill the batman!
>*throws a ninja star that arcs through every guard's skull and comes back into his hand*
>TADAA
>*there's a bit of gore and a cloth label lodged in the star with the owner's name on it on the label*
>*reads aloud*
>Mary... Sue... HAH!
>SuEEEEE PIGGY PIGGe, troony!
>*steals the phizer mind control and heart disease injections*
>*pours down them down his pants*
>oouh whats shakiin baby
>*moonwalks over to the guards*
>*takes the badges off the guards*
>And your other badge, Josephine!
>*takes the badge strapped to the guard's leg beneath the sock*
>*turns to camera*
>*winks*
>This'll be our little secret, viewers!
kino that saved Cinemaphile
I too, enjoy drunkposting
It's missing
>folds paper in half, pushes pencil through it
Realistically, no court would ever convict him. He has committed no crimes. He gave them a choice every step of the way.
CAPTCHA: SN33D
>What's that in English doc?
>"sir, there is a problem with our phase turbo encapulator, I'm sure with a few weeks we will have copied Stark's designs"
>"you have 24 hours"
>C’MON HONEY PUSH! PUSH! YOU CAN DO THIS! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>...
>what
>What?
>WHAT. THE. LE. ACTUAL. FRICK.
>*Smashes steamdeck running Darktide against wall in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FRICK! YOU b***h! YOU LYING FRICKING c**t THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FRICK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE M*N YOU LOVE? YOU JAN 6TH ALIKE NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL c**t!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT VERMINTIDE FEST?? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FRICK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY c**t WIFE POPPED A FRICKING LAUGHING BOUNCING WHITEOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER c**t!!!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WHTE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WHTE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WHTE BOY NOW CAN I??? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE KEKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEIR GONNA THINK IM A FRICKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FRICKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FRICKING BABYS FRICKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY MY RICK AND MORTY FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI c**t OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FRICKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU b***h GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT!!!!! IN THE NAME OF JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA I'M GOING TO FRICKING KILL IT!
>I'M GONNA BURY IT IN THIS NINTENDO LABO CARTBOARD RIGHT UNDER MY SHED
Trying way too hard
its pasta lol
I know but I always found it unfunny
Name one (1) film.
>I told the team to meet us at the compounds rear entrance
>Where's that?
>It's in the back
>so uh... Cranes head back and forth*
>where are they?
>"It's nothing personal, anon"
>so what's the signal?
>trust me, you'll know
JUST FRICKING SAY WHAT THE SIGNAL IS GODDAMNIT
good thing the side-kick is never an eternal doubter like me
>hmm, it isn't uncommon for decommissioned bell towers to ring at night
>anything could be causing those explosions over there
>maybe that's reverse psychology the way he's yelling "this is the signal you fricking moron"
>signal is “hey!”
well it goes without saying
you'll know it when you see it.
>Yeah? You and what army?
>*rolls out a fricking army*
>you won't know what's hit you but you're gonna regret that if you know what's good for you
>Oppenheimer, in my office now!
>After that stunt you pulled in New Mexico, the DoD is deeper in my ass than a Jap in a bunker
>You're a loose cannon, "Death"
>You're through, I'm gonna need your atomic bomb and your badge
>And your other atomic bomb
>>You're through, I'm gonna need your atomic bomb and your badge
>>And your other atomic bomb
>Meet me at the old playground. The one we used to play at when we were kids.
>trust me, you don't want to know
i will walk out of the theater, i can't stand uncertainty
>YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY REAL MOM!
>*covers mouth*
>If you have ever wondered how you will die, now you know. If you have ever wondered where your body will lie, now you know. You will be killed on the last wall between hope and horror. Your body will lie here, unburied, staring up at a poisoned sky.
>find me when you wake up
>what?
>COME FIND ME WHEN YOU WAKE-
>come to Nantucket when you wake up
>Getting captured was part of his plan
>switch to plan b
>what's plan b?
>he's right behind me isnt he?
>We ARE the reinforcements!
>they proceed to kick ass and win the day
K I N O
>I am here to rescue you
>where are the others
>it's just me there are nobody else
>oh god we are dead!
>how do I know I can trust you
>what other choice do you have
>Oh yeah, you and what army?
>I AM my own my army
>> Damn it Lawrence you're a loose cannon
>> But you get results!
>let's get one thing straight, I don't like you and you don't like me
>"but you WILL respect me, you got that?!"
>Main character stares piercingly at superior
> "i need to hear you say, "i understand. ""
> main character breathes deeply and says i understand
>wait, you don't like me??!
>we're gonna need a bigger boat
Name ONE movie where somebody says that. I'm waiting.
jaws
Test
Name one film
>if you've hurt her I swear to God I'll-
>If do die I'm gonna kill you
>the pope is gonna have your ass for this
>turn in your sword and your shield