Where did all the Elves of Color go during the third age?

Where did all the Elves of Color go during the third age?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shoah elf eddition coming soon

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Presumably the same place the sent all the ugly elves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Valinor, maybe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cate blanchett and agent smith are both too ugly to be elves. they’re not ugly by any means they just ain’t up to elf standards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cate blanchett
        fag
        >agent smith
        He's not that ugly but he's technically a half-elf so it's fine.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What chord is that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heh

      they became orcs.

      Hehe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7th barre chord.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they became orcs.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is like asking why Frodo and Gandalf looked 20 years older in the Hobbit than they did in LotR even though (a) Frodo is in the same moment he was at the start of LotR and (b) the main part of the story, Gandalf is 50 years younger. Same for the supposedly ageless Galadriel and Elrond; they're both way older even though it's about 50 years earlier. Oh no, how lore breaking, elves actually get younger looking as they age.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least you tried, shill

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would you think the films are cannon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the hackson films aren't canon to ROP just like neither are canon to the books
      at least ROP is filling in the blanks of the lore, hackson actively rapes and molests tolkiens established lore

      The absolute copes from amazondrones are hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At last you got it right, chud. Biological males can't be female

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back to Elfrica

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the hackson films aren't canon to ROP just like neither are canon to the books
    at least ROP is filling in the blanks of the lore, hackson actively rapes and molests tolkiens established lore

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >filling in the blanks of the lore
      So it's fan fiction then and not an adaptation of anything? Yeah, still not watching.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the age of streaming and big budget tv shows, why aren't there direct and true adaptations of books in a long form manner?
      Even books with far less lore end up hollow compared to books or exist essentially as references to the books (Harry Potter series comes to mind).
      It seems retardedly easy for writers since they're transcribing books into a screenplay format and big fans of the books only ever want shot for shot adaptations anyway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doing something for others requires love, they are doing it for vainglory.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They went off to the Aids Haven

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not the same universe or even production studio. If Amazon made an adaptation of the LOTR trilogy it would be full of minorities.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    prison

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: amazonchuds on suicide watch

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bezos shills on suicide watch

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    under Sauron's knee

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw da chuds are making fun of goyslop again

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will fix this eventually with a remake were everyone is a minority exept for boromir,grima and gollum

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      manlets are already an oppressed minority

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're unable to make a remake of LOTR. It's simply too good and CGI has actually regressed compared to the CGI and practical effects of the original trilogy, so they can't even use a shinier coat of paint to justify a remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think they'd leave Eowyn/Galadriel/Arwen white. Just to represent how white women seem to think they're immune to the shit-stirring they do about white people.

      they're unable to make a remake of LOTR. It's simply too good and CGI has actually regressed compared to the CGI and practical effects of the original trilogy, so they can't even use a shinier coat of paint to justify a remake.

      I could see them arguing that they need to make a TV version to include all the stuff from the books that didn't make it into the Jacksonverse. Basically act like it's a love letter to the fans and make the grognards think they're getting Tom Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire. And then they'll garden gnome it up with black Aragorn and gay Gimli/Legolas.

      I mean, if something like Charlie's Angels can get a (2nd) remake after only 20 years...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Boromir in the first film is White, but flashback Boromir is black.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    elfchads, we won

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    became orcs

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The white elf marches on.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sauron must have used the moron elves to make the orcs

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Became orcs I'm not joking

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
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        Anonymous
  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was a black actor i'd feel embarrassed to participate
    Like everyone would tell you wow you did a great job when you just know in every white person's subconscious you're a brown smudge on an otherwise clean canvas, aesthetically speaking

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