This is like asking why Frodo and Gandalf looked 20 years older in the Hobbit than they did in LotR even though (a) Frodo is in the same moment he was at the start of LotR and (b) the main part of the story, Gandalf is 50 years younger. Same for the supposedly ageless Galadriel and Elrond; they're both way older even though it's about 50 years earlier. Oh no, how lore breaking, elves actually get younger looking as they age.
the hackson films aren't canon to ROP just like neither are canon to the books
at least ROP is filling in the blanks of the lore, hackson actively rapes and molests tolkiens established lore
The absolute copes from amazondrones are hilarious
the hackson films aren't canon to ROP just like neither are canon to the books
at least ROP is filling in the blanks of the lore, hackson actively rapes and molests tolkiens established lore
In the age of streaming and big budget tv shows, why aren't there direct and true adaptations of books in a long form manner?
Even books with far less lore end up hollow compared to books or exist essentially as references to the books (Harry Potter series comes to mind).
It seems moronicly easy for writers since they're transcribing books into a screenplay format and big fans of the books only ever want shot for shot adaptations anyway
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.
they're unable to make a remake of LOTR. It's simply too good and CGI has actually regressed compared to the CGI and practical effects of the original trilogy, so they can't even use a shinier coat of paint to justify a remake.
I think they'd leave Eowyn/Galadriel/Arwen white. Just to represent how white women seem to think they're immune to the shit-stirring they do about white people.
they're unable to make a remake of LOTR. It's simply too good and CGI has actually regressed compared to the CGI and practical effects of the original trilogy, so they can't even use a shinier coat of paint to justify a remake.
I could see them arguing that they need to make a TV version to include all the stuff from the books that didn't make it into the Jacksonverse. Basically act like it's a love letter to the fans and make the grognards think they're getting Tom Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire. And then they'll israelite it up with black Aragorn and gay Gimli/Legolas.
I mean, if something like Charlie's Angels can get a (2nd) remake after only 20 years...
If I was a black actor i'd feel embarrassed to participate
Like everyone would tell you wow you did a great job when you just know in every white person's subconscious you're a brown smudge on an otherwise clean canvas, aesthetically speaking
shoah elf eddition coming soon
Presumably the same place the sent all the ugly elves.
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Valinor, maybe
cate blanchett and agent smith are both too ugly to be elves. they’re not ugly by any means they just ain’t up to elf standards
>cate blanchett
gay
>agent smith
He's not that ugly but he's technically a half-elf so it's fine.
What chord is that?
Heh
Hehe
7th barre chord.
they became orcs.
This is like asking why Frodo and Gandalf looked 20 years older in the Hobbit than they did in LotR even though (a) Frodo is in the same moment he was at the start of LotR and (b) the main part of the story, Gandalf is 50 years younger. Same for the supposedly ageless Galadriel and Elrond; they're both way older even though it's about 50 years earlier. Oh no, how lore breaking, elves actually get younger looking as they age.
At least you tried, shill
why would you think the films are cannon?
The absolute copes from amazondrones are hilarious
ywnbaw
At last you got it right, troony. Biological males can't be female
Back to Elfrica
the hackson films aren't canon to ROP just like neither are canon to the books
at least ROP is filling in the blanks of the lore, hackson actively rapes and molests tolkiens established lore
>filling in the blanks of the lore
So it's fan fiction then and not an adaptation of anything? Yeah, still not watching.
In the age of streaming and big budget tv shows, why aren't there direct and true adaptations of books in a long form manner?
Even books with far less lore end up hollow compared to books or exist essentially as references to the books (Harry Potter series comes to mind).
It seems moronicly easy for writers since they're transcribing books into a screenplay format and big fans of the books only ever want shot for shot adaptations anyway
Doing something for others requires love, they are doing it for vainglory.
They went off to the Aids Haven
Not the same universe or even production studio. If Amazon made an adaptation of the LOTR trilogy it would be full of minorities.
prison
ITT: amazontroons on suicide watch
Bezos shills on suicide watch
under Sauron's knee
Do you know how the Orcs first came into being? They were elves once, taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.
>mfw da chuds are making fun of goyslop again
they will fix this eventually with a remake were everyone is a minority exept for boromir,grima and gollum
manlets are already an oppressed minority
they're unable to make a remake of LOTR. It's simply too good and CGI has actually regressed compared to the CGI and practical effects of the original trilogy, so they can't even use a shinier coat of paint to justify a remake.
I think they'd leave Eowyn/Galadriel/Arwen white. Just to represent how white women seem to think they're immune to the shit-stirring they do about white people.
I could see them arguing that they need to make a TV version to include all the stuff from the books that didn't make it into the Jacksonverse. Basically act like it's a love letter to the fans and make the grognards think they're getting Tom Bombadil and the Scouring of the Shire. And then they'll israelite it up with black Aragorn and gay Gimli/Legolas.
I mean, if something like Charlie's Angels can get a (2nd) remake after only 20 years...
>Boromir in the first film is White, but flashback Boromir is black.
elfchads, we won
became orcs
The white elf marches on.
sauron must have used the Black person elves to make the orcs
Became orcs I'm not joking
Pic related
If I was a black actor i'd feel embarrassed to participate
Like everyone would tell you wow you did a great job when you just know in every white person's subconscious you're a brown smudge on an otherwise clean canvas, aesthetically speaking