Where did it all go so wrong, She-Hulk bros?

Where did it all go so wrong, She-Hulk bros?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit premise. The role was beneath someone as talented as she is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's true, Maslany is so much better than what they made for her, but I guess what it went wrong with was the the low-hanging, petulant writing.

      I would have been ok with the villains being literally THE INCELS if it was part of a fun series not taking itself seriously, instead of hiding behind the goofiness and shoddiness in order to pump itself as some kind of self-important YASS QUEEN message.

      That said, I would still frick Tatiana Maslany (and She-Hulk, please step on me green mommy) into oblivion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That said, I would still frick Tatiana Maslany (and She-Hulk, please step on me green mommy) into oblivion.
        Dude I just ate...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, I get that a CGI abomination requires kind of a stretch of imagination, but Tatiana Maslany is prime qt

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >but Tatiana Maslany is prime qt
            15 years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >That said, I would still frick Tatiana Maslany (and She-Hulk, please step on me green mommy) into oblivion
        Based and green pilled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's true, Maslany is so much better than what they made for her, but I guess what it went wrong with was the the low-hanging, petulant writing.

          I would have been ok with the villains being literally THE INCELS if it was part of a fun series not taking itself seriously, instead of hiding behind the goofiness and shoddiness in order to pump itself as some kind of self-important YASS QUEEN message.

          That said, I would still frick Tatiana Maslany (and She-Hulk, please step on me green mommy) into oblivion.

          I mean, I get that a CGI abomination requires kind of a stretch of imagination, but Tatiana Maslany is prime qt

          she looks like a troony with or without cgi are you kidding?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I'd frick her in both forms

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The show is determined to make Jen look like shit compared to She-Hulk.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >it's another virgin fat loser posts a 10 year old photo of his "waifu" because he's so insecure in how ragged they look today but won't admit it
              you are seriously pathetic. Pedo fat greasy freak

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >waifu
                >they
                The correct pronoun for women is "she."

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or is it, anymore?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                a lot of those don't seem politically motivated at all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, people just replicate the mistake, sometimes without noticing. It infects the language.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Some of these uses are correct though. Like:
                >i s2g if i had a customer like kanye i would do despicable t hings to them
                This is correct because the annoying customer could be either gender and not just male.

                >don't want to bother them
                This is correct because this post doesn't state who the poster was planning on messaging.

                Anthony's post seems to be drawing parallels between Batwoman and Kenobi, so I think he should have written female antagonists instead, to make the comparison of the two female antagonists clearer.

                https://i.imgur.com/stdwEpy.jpg

                Where did it all go so wrong, She-Hulk bros?

                >hire writers who admit they can't write a courtroom drama
                That's probably where it went wrong.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >That's probably where it went wrong.
                And they weren't fans of the comic, didn't care about being faithful to the comic and they were women.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't have a problem with replacing "his or her" with "their" or other actually ambiguous uses where gender is unknown because it's simpler, but using "they" when the gender is concretely known and even previously addressed really rubs me the wrong way because it hinders communication.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't have a problem with replacing "his or her" with "their"
                You are part of the problem. Come enjoy the end with me. In 15 years we'll be speaking with grunts and moans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "They/their" has been used informally as singular non-gendered pronouns for hundreds of years, literally as far back as William Shakespeare. The only problem is using it when the gender is known, which is completely inappropriate.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I wish English had a neutral pronoun, but it doesn't. In that case, we should use the inclusive masculine.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              This picture is from years ago, she does not look like that anymore

      • 2 years ago
        Iceman

        Shit premise. The role was beneath someone as talented as she is.

        No one knows who the frick Tatiana even is. And no one is watching this shit for her. She brings nothing to the table a man wants to look at. After she b***hed out Bruce in the first episode of course every man tuned out. Who the frick wants to her a know-nothing woman cry about nothing-problems?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I watched the show for my wife. Boy was that a mistake, they fricking ruined her. I'm still mad about how dirty they did her in every single frame they put her in.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Latina booba

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >"Jameela Jamil"
              >Latina
              Based moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What other shit has she been in? I've never heard of her before in my life and the show isn't really doing her many favors.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              she played the sexy giraffe in "The Good Place"

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wow, she can actually looks decent? or it's because of the wall?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She only looks ugly in She-Hulk because they intentionally made her ugly out of spite for pretty women. She's actually beautiful.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Any webms of Jameela in this show? Haven't seen anything here and there's no chance I actually watch the show

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick I didn't even recognize her as the same person. WHAT WERE THEY THINKIIIIIING

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >every outfit makes her look like shit
                >not given any funny dialogue outside of maybe two quips

                The writers did her dirty. She’s funny on The Good Place and she’s got nothing to work with here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jameela is a huge c**t, and she learnt it all from her lying Munchausen mother.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, if you've ever seen her do anything else you know that she's killing it as Titania. Doesn't sound or act like her. Even getting her lips puffed is part of the thot character. You should check out the Misery Index gameshow. She's quickwitted and funny. Too bad Joe's wife and Covid destroyed it.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Doesn't sound or act like her.
              Yeah, that's the problem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                lmao what? She's acting. You should be glad she's in anything at all, you twat.

                Her hair is so matted to her head it looks like it's tattooed on.

                My theory is they are draining her blood for the vampire guy from this episode.

                I thought this too. They could've spruced it up some. It looks flat and matted to her head like she doesn't care for it. Half the time I can't stop staring at it and I don't even hate the show or find Tatiana untalented or unattractive.

                But the hair. Damn wtf.

                These two are me for real but I didn't think of the "tattooed to her head" until after I posted the first one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >lmao what? She's acting.
                I know that, and they're making her look and sound and act like an obnoxious troony clown. I cringe every moment her character is on screen. Titania is a parody of instathots written, costumed, and directed by spiteful ugly prostitutes with zero sense for subtlety, parody, or comedy, so she's just made to be a stupid troony clown so the pathetic ugly femcel writers can all have a cathartic laugh at the expense of all the popular girls in high school they're still seething about.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I understand what you are saying, Anon, but /ourgirl/ is doing a great job at doing what they want her to do. I want her loony leftist funny ass in other stuff. She's 100x funnier than any female "comedian" that they've forced into comedy movies for the past 10 years and millions of times hotter. Except for Munn. They may be tied.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NuMCU is quite good at ruining comicbook and even the old MCU characters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The only post made by an actual human being in this entire thread. No exceptions.

          >Inb4 bots b***hing
          No exceptions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi Disney PR person. Welcome to 4chins Cinemaphile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This guy means business... shill bros, let's leave before he posts another scary comic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The whole reason I'm watching it is because of her, she's super talented. I don't know how long you've been here but we did and have talked about her role in Orphan Black occasionally. There's not a lot of talk about Canadian media here obviously, but it was something that did get some buzz years ago. She's still attractive, and still very talented.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's true, Maslany is so much better than what they made for her, but I guess what it went wrong with was the the low-hanging, petulant writing.

      I would have been ok with the villains being literally THE INCELS if it was part of a fun series not taking itself seriously, instead of hiding behind the goofiness and shoddiness in order to pump itself as some kind of self-important YASS QUEEN message.

      That said, I would still frick Tatiana Maslany (and She-Hulk, please step on me green mommy) into oblivion.

      SHALOM fellow JIDF people!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >under 100k/viewers per episode at this point
    oh no no no bros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are the figures really that bad?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The moment Disney bought Marvel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mad tv was kino

      i wish they did that good will smith sketch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the future is female
      The funny thing about this statement is that if it is true, then the next hitler will be a female

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2012
      >FRICK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
      >2022
      >FRICK YOU DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        anon, Killing In The Name is from 1992.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know it was a vehicle for the joke. Alt/Punks went from fighting the man to being the man. Not sure how they claim to be underdogs when quite literally every piece of media is on their side. It makes them cope and seethe but conservatism and the nuclear family IS the new punk rock

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I love it. Just tell people youre christian and they have a nuclear meltdown right in front of you.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hiring women writers

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no hulk-shehulk sex

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    stop watching it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NO!. I hate is so i'm going to keep watching it so i can b***h and whine about it! and you cant stop me

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I actually enjoyed this latest episode. The group therapy session was silly, but it was also fun. It's a shame the series took so long to get to this point. And the CGI still sucks ass.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did they get sponsored by Prius or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing gets name dropped in a show without paid product placement unless it's getting taken the piss out of

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a courtroom/law show.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When they decided to completely ignore the comics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The ONLY reason people like She-Hulk is because of Bryne & Jusko's art, She's an awful character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah the writing was a satirical take on the established marvel universe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of a comics as a whole.
          She's a shit character.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they simply should have made a show about a sexy tall green lady being sexy tall and green.
    Instead they made garbage

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't put stock fart sound effects over the scene of her twerking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What do you think She-Hulks farts and ass smell like

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rotten spinach and shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yum yum

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's already forgotten we got WOLVERINE BACK BABY!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pandering to Women dont draw viewers since Women dont care about CapeShit is the Men who watch these shows

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was talking to my friend, and we both agreed it's like watching a video of a car crash
    You just can't stop, it's so fricking bad, it's a guilty pleasure

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh dude, the whole beginning montage with her and Josh, fricking nails on a chalk board. I literally had to stop it for a bit and get back to it so I could stomach it. God damn, didn't Tatiana look like a complete qtp2t the whole time.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The episode started out terrible, then after it turned out great. Had a sensible chuckle or two.
    >Josh is a villain
    Yeah, I totally didn't see that coming. Pfft.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This episode was really good. Enjoyed the group therapy scene.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Enjoyed the group therapy scene.
      That was surprisingly good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Enjoyed the group therapy scene.
      That was surprisingly good.

      It was great, and I think made even more great by the idea that no one was out to frick anyone over, just some people legitimately trying to be there for one another. Kind of wholesome that (for now) it looks like Blonsky absolutely meant what he said.

      With that being said the lack of courtroom shenanigans was disappointing. You knew nothing happened back at least you had a subplot to go back to now and again.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, this show was completely shit from the start, but this episode was actually good. I even laughed for the first fricking time. Who was behind it? I can't believe it was made by the same people than before.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this is absolute kino and im sick of pretending its not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this is absolute kino and im sick of pretending its not.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's Giraffe Neck

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              who from this /misc/ meet?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is too good, too hard to pick just one. Cpt. MAGA, Big Boss or the 41% White mutt on the left are all great. But I pick the Black guy in the middle, loved him in Captain Phillips and Good Time

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            7 years later this picture still gets replies kek

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Me on the far right

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's so fricking ugly inside & out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That CGI is awful. LOTR looked a lot better 20 years ago when they put tiny little Frodo next to Gandalf and such, how's this possible?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >when they put tiny little Frodo next to Gandalf
          But that wasn't CGIs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in episode 1 Bruce is wearing a device that prevents him from transforming
        >he says it's one of a kind and only works on him
        >he says he can't make one for Jen because it was a prototype and too hard to develop
        >the prison just has one to give to Blonsky and it's no big deal, as if they just have such devices to give out freely to all superpowered criminals to stop them from using their powers
        The writing in this show is SO BAD. There is ZERO consistency.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that sounds like a pretty big mistake.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Abomination can control his powers like She Hulk.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They specifically state part of his parole is a requirement to wear an inhibitor at all times and episode 7 starts with She-Hulk accompanying his parole officer to investigate the inhibitor malfunctioning. This is just casually presented as if superpower inhibitors are completely normal and commonplace within the supercriminal justice system. Meanwhile Bruce made an inhibitor for himself that was such an experimental prototype that he wasn't even sure if he could make a second one for himself when it broke. They can't even decide what technology is supposed to exist, they just write whatever is convenient in the moment because they're fricking hacks.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real problem imo is if you look at factual accounts of MCU projects they always say that the writer is given a biblical library of all the relevant content of the characters at play in the story. That means that the writers of this show looked at John Bryne's Sensational She-Hulk run and disregarded it, thought it was total shit, and then wrote this and determined it is superior. These people deserve no respect, no dicussion to bolster their name, just frick them. Just die. They love core fans getting mad becuas they know when they make the next infinity war ALL THE CORE FANS WILL RETURN well frick them. Maybe when you show you dont like or care about core characters like she-hulk and they need a feminist treatment over a heroic treatment like captain america, just frick it all.

    • 2 years ago
      Iceman

      They're wrapping their next big frick-you war around a dude who can't act who has a huge bellpepper nose. Kang is a homosexual and isn't anywhere near as cool as Thanos. No one is going to give a frick about whatever he fails to accomplish because no one cares about the homosexual heroes fighting him.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > latest episode is about a women who married her dog
    What do they mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huh funny Jen Marries a dog in the comics.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you, I liked it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're allowed to have terrible tastes

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >two (2) filler episodes in a row

    L M A O

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, not this one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nothing happened, be real, it was a filler episode

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing happened? Bullshit, it wasn't filler.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            the only plot progress happened in the post credits scene

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I didn't watch the post credits scene, I didn't know there was one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      By my count we've had 7 filler episodes in a row so far.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2 filler episodes in a row
      >they're the only good episodes in the series
      What did they mean by this?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The show feels like 99% filler. Most Dinsey+ shows have a lot of filler but never this bad.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watched up to episode 4 and it’s actually pretty good. Not sure what the outrage is about other than clickbait grifting morons on YouTube and the incels who follow them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Orange/Blue Morality

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should never have hired fat women to write about the life of attractive females. They do not understand it.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage alright but they're just got unlucky. No one thoughr HotD was going to be as good as GoT seasons 1 to 4 so I guess they felt pretty safe. But it is and now she flop is getting curbstomped and I'm sure disney is thinking about bailing out streaming completely, happens to the best of us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hope so, having to keep up with these shitty shows is tiring

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    someone post it.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah sorry but a few racist chuds spamming your shitty memes doesn't speak for reality

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney made up bigger numbers for She-Hulk than Netflix made up for Cobra Kai
      wow, incredible, so informative, so revealing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >made up
        Cope.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          All streaming numbers are made up. The view counts and revenue are all 100% private and we just have to "trust" Disney, Netflix, Amazon, etc to all be honest about the numbers.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Keep sucking that corporate wiener, maybe one of them will give you a job making up numbers for them someday.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That would be awesome, usually great pay and benefits. Was this supposed to be an insult? Lmao

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                HBO was confirmed to be making up its numbers

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >MUH FAKE VIEWS
            lmao

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >trusting literally anything a corporation says that can't be independently verified
              They would be stupid not to lie, so I must assume they are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All streaming numbers are made up. The view counts and revenue are all 100% private and we just have to "trust" Disney, Netflix, Amazon, etc to all be honest about the numbers.

        u dont know what u are replying to, huh?
        u cant make up the data from tv time.
        the rankings posted is made up of real user data, people need to have pressed the 'ive seen this episode' button.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >people need to have pressed the 'ive seen this episode' button
          Oh, my bad. I'm sure that can't be faked or manipulated in any way. How foolish of me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why shill for this goyslop, are you a payed shill or just moronic?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >based on their own site users
      >from a select group
      Yeah, it's a nothing burger

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus christ, the absolute state of tv right now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but a few racist chuds spamming your shitty memes doesn't speak for reality

      You are precisely wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      disingenous shill, begone fromhere, back into the Abyss

      >Whip Media’s clientele includes Disney, Warner Bros., Hulu, NBCU, Paramount, Sony, Lionsgate, BBC, HBO, AT&T, T-Mobile, Liberty Global, Discovery and Pluto TV.[11][12] The company appointed Michael Kassan to its board of directors and Saj Jayasinghe and Sherry Brennan to its senior management.[13][4][14] The company has 155 employees as of January 2020.[11]
      wikishit:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip_Media#:~:text=Whip%20Media%20was%20formed%20by%20the%20acquisition%20of,through%20a%20cash-and-stock%20deal%20in%20October%202019.%20

      You are revealed, demon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >rankings are determined by
      >users of the tv time app
      I've never heard of this shit in my life. Ever hear of unrepresentative sample group?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Disney says Disney is winning!

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    middle aged mediocre israelite actress

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not israeli.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i will sooner drink bleach than watch any more marvel

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's supposed to be a fun cheeky show and not take itself too seriously yet the writers seem to insist on its intent to spread their own message in the most hamfisted way possible. That being said they've seen to relax that a bit in the past few episodes which makes the show more tolerable and laid back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >N-Noooo it's s-supposed to be bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what that anon said, read again.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the pitch meeting

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jews.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The attorney at law part. Nobody involved with the show ever was an attorney and they've got no entertainment success with legal drama or legal comedy collectively as well. You've got the writers and directors saying things like, paraphrasing, "This character is an attorney in the comics, so we thought we'd make a court dramedy, but none of us have any expertise or experience to make this work, so all the legal stuff makes no sense and the court stuff sucks." Great idea for a show with an attorney lead character, ladies.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    more like where did it go so right

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP SNIFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It would have been a much better and funnier scene if her buttcheeks really did do a thunderclap and blew out the windows or something

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of it could be forgiven if there was more/better action. Presumably there will be a lot on the finale, but up to this point it's all just been quick goofy throwaway shit, like mocking the audience for wanting the action scenes that the showrunners don't really want to include

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When women were given right to vote.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has Daredevil showed up yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah and there is only 2 episodes left (of ~20minutes, so more like one real episode left).

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the first week where an episode came out and there weren't like 6 threads for it both on Cinemaphile and on Cinemaphile. It seems the hype is officially dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like shills gave up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's no incel baiting outrage scene that can be posted.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this show is just as mediocre as the other shows but has way worse ratings. eh

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The show is fine. It doesn't need to be like all the others and it's better for it. Tatiana is cute. I don't need WORLD ENDING STAKES in every frickin show you gays

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >still waiting for the webm from last week's episode where her feet turn green and brake her sandles off and they're the only thing on the whole screen

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hiring process. Specifically the writers.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't feel like it should be a part of the MCU. The MCU is a capeshit franchise but in this case the capeshit is incidental, a gimmick attached to the single female lawyer quirky comedy the writers actually want to do. Maybe once an episode Jen will do some capeshit thing for 30 seconds before going back to moping about not being respected for being a single female lawyer and how no guys want to give her the dick. It wouldn't take much retooling at all to make this Hannah Montana: Attorney at Law, that's how little the superhero aspect actually matters. These writers probably would be better at writing a pop star than a lawyer anyway.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is simple
    its just trash

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mommy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lol worthless incels

      I will marry for she(hulk)

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol worthless incels

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is her hair so ratty and disgusting does this b***h not own a shower? Anyone who dares to say a nappy headed b***h like this is attractive should have their eyes gouged out.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Begone Black.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm thinking the same.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought this too. They could've spruced it up some. It looks flat and matted to her head like she doesn't care for it. Half the time I can't stop staring at it and I don't even hate the show or find Tatiana untalented or unattractive.

        But the hair. Damn wtf.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm thinking the same.

        I wish when people discussed She Hulk they'd use photos of the ugly israelite-fro israelite, and not the Shrek abomination.

        I thought this too. They could've spruced it up some. It looks flat and matted to her head like she doesn't care for it. Half the time I can't stop staring at it and I don't even hate the show or find Tatiana untalented or unattractive.

        But the hair. Damn wtf.

        All me btw

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to say this is me too

          Her hair is so matted to her head it looks like it's tattooed on.

          My theory is they are draining her blood for the vampire guy from this episode.

  48. 2 years ago
    scp f°undati°n ▶mr. bruh (state:°n my psych° meds}

    Stop watching this from the previous episode. Something interesting that I missed?

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 1 episode 1 time code 00:00:01.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They made it woke trash instead of pandering to the male fans who wanted sexy Shehulk action.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only the Japanese could do she-hulk well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SEXOOOOOOOOO

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >writers don’t know how to write legal drama and the main characters are lawyers
    >CGI is rough
    >too much focus on gender politics as a source of comedy. Literal boomer humor repacked for zoomers
    >the villain is Redditors. Not very compelling
    Tatiana Manslay is a good actress and I think she’s doing her best with what they’ve given her. But I think her, Jameela Jamil and Eli Roth are all having their talent wasted on a poorly written show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The constant man-bashing certainly doesn't help.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Id have loved it if Captain America came out and just made a bunch of sexist woman hating WWII era jokes about going back to the kitchen. Thats what I gather the mcu algorithm thinks we would want.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make show about lawyers
    >writers admit they don’t have the knowledge or talent to write captivating law and order stories
    why though?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish when people discussed She Hulk they'd use photos of the ugly israelite-fro israelite, and not the Shrek abomination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's not israeli.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She may not be but she does have the israelitefro

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      RICED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did he get her blood without her noticing?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's a woman.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get the point of the show. The actress seems fine, the CGI doesn't seem THAT bad. It's MCU so I thought it was going to have SOME capeshit involved. I watched the first two episodes and got bored with it. Sometimes I'll watch a Youtube video breaking down the episode and even those are boring. It seems like they keep teasing Daredevil and Intellegencia, but nothing ever happens. I mean if you wanted to write a show about a single 30 year old woman who is a lawyer, why not just do that? Why put this show into the MCU and make her giant and green?

    The only upside to it is I watched more of She-Hulk than I did Falcon and Winter Soldier. That was awful.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Instead of making a fun super hero themed show about a woman struggling to control the hedonistic muscle bound rage prostitute inside her they made a show about how white women have it soooooooo hard because men want to have sex with them.
    They quite literally could have just adapted the first few issues of the Sensational She-Hulk run and it would have been incredibly popular.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when they released a teaser with loads of daredevil in it and then the next episode was some boring wedding episode filler. so boring that the main character has to address how boring it is with a 4th wall break. I skipped through the latest episode this time, saw no daredevil, and just didn't watch it

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her hair is so matted to her head it looks like it's tattooed on.

    My theory is they are draining her blood for the vampire guy from this episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what?

  59. 2 years ago
    sage

    Tatiana cleans up really well and she has A+ legs and feet
    They’re deliberately making her look like a israeli spinster on this show to spite a non existent male audience.
    Also, as much as orphan black was a troony show, Tatiana showed real acting chops in it.
    If you know the premise of the show, you’ll know that her task wasn’t easy.
    Anyway she hulk is shit, no one is watching it, ratings are fake, the only thing you can trust to tell it’s success is whether the streaming giant buys another season and even then it takes a while.
    Also this is a fan baiting shill thread and oregano goes in all fields

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Damn she's cute as frick. Should I watch Orphan Black?

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not enough mini-giantess coomer wank material

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do we giantess lovers have to CONSTANTLY suffer?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wish I could tell you
        they release Monsters vs Aliens right around puberty or just before (at least for me) and then tease us the rest of our lives

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly pissed off that the obvious plot twist that the one guy who likes Jen is actually King Incel. I thought they'd never do something that moronic but no, in the Marvel Universe there is not a single man alive that actually likes a successful cute(ish) laywer. Surely even women see past this shitty writing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a reason why she's alone in her late 30's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        1) Isn't she like early 30s?
        2) No, there isn't a reason as far as the show's concerned. It continues to paint her as goofy but smart, cute and good at her job, even without the She-Hulk stuff. She doesn't have a single obvious trait that would make her unattractive. Just shitty writing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What is it?

          She's a c**t.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >She's a c**t
            But she isn't, at all and saying shit like that is what lets people go
            >hurr durr you don't like it cuz ur an incel!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She is, She talks down to everyone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >She is, She talks down to everyone.
                Any examples? Aside from talking to Bruce, I'll give you that one.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                -Her other cousin
                -Her parents
                -Her Boss
                -Us the audience

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Those aren't examples.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She also said she'd physically assault all her haters if they said that to her face.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine Tat Maslany trying to assault you and then you get the drop on her bearing in mind you'll always be bigger and more powerful to turn it into another kind of assault
                because thats what she imagines too, every single time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >But she isn't
              lol, she clearly was until the last episode when she is finally more sociable. When she is with her c**t friend, they act like b***hes who own the world.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is it?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The reason is that the ugly female writers and showrunner who all think too highly of themselves are alone in their 30s and they're projecting their shit onto the main character.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            None of it even makes any sense. Their parody of men in the dating pool was hacky and uncreative, therefore, couldn't possibly be drawn from irl experience where they surely would have some examples to draw from.

            How did they get this far?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Their parody of men and the dating pool is drawn from their real life experience of being ugly worthless c**ts who think they're super high value. Just look at the quote from pic related.
              >You can have literal superpowers and some guy with an internet connection will still think he can do better!
              It absolutely stinks of low value women who think they're high value ending up with low value men they think are beneath them and being turned down by high value men they think are on their level. It's just femcel projection through and through.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I forgot about this. How do they not understand that you can have "superpowers" and still just be a shitty, unlikable cooze? I'm not saying Jen is that, but this part made it clear what the message is from the people running the show.

                Imagine being this bitter and spiteful despite getting to make a She-Hulk show, of all the other shitty characters you could've landed instead, it's frickin' Shulk ffs, and you're such a "treasure" that you fricking ruin the character for millions of people with your bitter baggage.

                I didn't even mention the apparent lack of talent because even if there was any it's blocked by their seething hatred that they feel so intensely compelled to paint everything with.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is that if you take the POV of someone living in the MCU. Shulk is a nobody who literally did nothing right now, she only had a fight in the court. That's all. She isn't even a hero.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And we learned in this ep that she resents her power. Is Shulk supposed to act like this? They don't know the character and we have another clear example of people getting MCU jobs for the wrong reasons, whatever they really are.

                captcha: HARTV

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, all the attention and hate makes no sense because she's done literally nothing and is making no waves publicly at all. They either needed to thrust her into the public eye in a big way early or save this "kill She-Hulk" shit for a revenge plot in a second or later season after she did enough to piss someone off and get them to rally incels to carry that out.

                But then, I'm sure in the minds of the writers they think She-Hulk making even a single appearance in any form as a woman is enough to make the entire internet instantly hate her because muh soggy knees.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                A female hulk isn't a literally who considering how famous all the avengers are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Even more apparent with other superpowered people being seemingly abundant. The Avengers were special. Now, suddenly, we've got The Boys amounts of supes everywhere.

                "Oh look at this guy! He's a joke character too! Look at all these joke characters in the MCU! There's one for every "joke" we need! They also all look and act moronic!"

                Damn it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Avengers were special but not just because of their powers.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They were great characters. This feels like these people don't know the difference in stuff like fantasy magic where when they make it really subtle it feels realistic and if people are shooting lightning it feels parody. There's a time and place for all that and the MCU started off well because everything had a certain low key tone. This show shits all over the MCU because everyone is shooting lasers out their ass and no one really cares because now everyone is doing it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                As someone who got into the mcu late, it wasn't really starting to get popular until entire cities started getting destroyed and supervillains were coming out of nowhere. Adding characters with minor powers that are just normally existing is a natural development of the universe.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it's frickin' Shulk ffs
                Here's the thing. You and I hold value for characters like Shulk. To Hollywood writers though, this show is just another paycheck. It's not really spite at play here, just conceit. These people are self-centered on a whole other level of human ability. It's why when they can't write a courtroom scene, they draw from their own date life experience instead (in a show called "Attorney at Law").

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm not saying Jen is that
                I am. Jen is not only a terrible person, but a terrible lawyer too.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's a hypocrite too.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Easy: they should have casted a massive titty, big ass funny bimbo having fun instead of this feminist garbage about being jaded and angry all the time.
    That's what She-Hulk was.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    where did a show that despises its audience go wrong?

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been more Boston Legal and less Ally McBeal

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She hulk threads are gatheting for NEETs and incels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I guess that's why you're here too lmao *Dabs*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person please

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's all right in my book.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is that even a question

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this show isn't for you
    >why aren't you watching my show

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it ever even right, anons? For me and my house, [x]

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t watch the new episode. That wedding episode was so awful and disappointing after Wong was so good in his eps. I’ll maybe watch when Daredevil finally shows up but even that I’m not sure about cause they’re 90% guaranteed to ruin him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I didn’t watch the new episode. T
      It's literally a "Jen Goes to Therapy" episode. So fricking pointless and boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the gag where she invokes a "previously on" segment mid-episode for a forgettable throwaway character was kind of funny. If only they had more of that kind of thing. You know, jokes that are funny.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I thought the gag where she invokes a "previously on" segment mid-episode for a forgettable throwaway character was kind of funny.
          There were a couple laughs in the episode, true. Thing is though, that "previously..." thing was needed cause everyone of course forgot about the throwaway character we only saw once in episode 2(?).

          >If only they had more of that kind of thing. You know, jokes that are funny.
          When it actually acted more like the comic and less like the show they're trying to do, yes, the show gets better. Weird how that works.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the duality of man

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Where did it all go so wrong, She-Hulk bros?
    1. They hired only women to write it.
    2. They wanted not a comic book series but a legal dramady.
    3. They went woke
    4. They basically ignored the comics except for characters.

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