Gonna put more effort into it than the show and say they loot the monsters after they are done with them. Pawn their watches, sell off their cars for way under value to move them quickly, maybe even take gold fillings from teeth.
Attractive monsters like witches or vamps could be secured with chains and sold into sex slavery for kinky rich people.
That's the kind of shit Bela would do. Sam and Dean give her a hard time and look down on her for taking money from people to solve hunting cases and other such opportunism.
Yeah, at the end of S3. I miss her. Apparently when the show was airing most fans hated her but the network wanted to keep her around to have a prominent female character. When Ruby took the spotlight they killed off Bela. I liked her more than Ruby, though, she was a great antagonist.
But Katie Cassidy IS the hotter girl. She became insufferable when she started being played by the lispy brunette broad with the weird teeth.
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I don't find her attractive at all.
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>Every time a "female" demon comes after them, Sam/Dean screams "OMG RUBY???" and every time they are wrong >Neither of them seem to remember that they fricking killed Ruby
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>characters staying dead
What show were you watching? Everyone dies and comes back at least once.
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I don't think any demon that they killed with the Killing Knife or the Colt ever came back
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>ever came back
Depends how you define it. Even Yellow Eyes shows up for a bit.
Jo's actress was suppose to Black Canary at one point we were fricking robbed DC bros
My God. The cooms.
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>Yellow Eyes shows up for a bit
Going back in time and seeing someone who was killed in the future doesn't count as "coming back"
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He shows up as a hallucination too. Tells Dean he's been resurrected.
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Except for og Death ironically enough.
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>characters staying dead
What show were you watching? Everyone dies and comes back at least once.
I don't think any demon that they killed with the Killing Knife or the Colt ever came back
>God brought me back 🙂
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Since when is Castiel a demon?
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He's just a shining example of the impermanence of death in the Supernatural universe.
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>that moment at the end of the series when castiel confesses his gay love for dean having jensen looking at him awkwardly and then immediately getting sent to super hell
I think that was the most hysterical moment in the entire show, it was great watching that shitshow live and posting on these threads
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i used to not find her attractive, but then the fappening happened and i saw she was a coke prostitute who liked to suck dick and now i like her
Yeah, at the end of S3. I miss her. Apparently when the show was airing most fans hated her but the network wanted to keep her around to have a prominent female character. When Ruby took the spotlight they killed off Bela. I liked her more than Ruby, though, she was a great antagonist.
>Be literal child abused by parents (in every sense of the word "abuse") >Only way out is to get a demon to kill them (while you're still a child) >Go to hell for all of eternity because of this
God was such an butthole in the show in reality, God would have forgiven her if she repented
God's on vacation, bro. I actually liked that aspect of the show (from S1-S5 anyway), how it's basically a modern adaptation of the Book of Revelation. God turns his back and lets monsters and demons run free on Earth, who then usher in the end times which prepares the world for a hard reset. They subvert expectations in interesting ways, too, especially with how the apocalypse is ended. Up to season 5 the show is kino, after that it seems to become very aimless and pointless. I prefer to think it all ends with the end of S5, Sam never leaves the cage, Dean gets his normal life, bittersweet ending all around.
>Dean gives his name as something like James Hetfield or some other rock legend every time he has to give a fake name >no one EVER knows what pop culture reference he’s making
Come on now
I knew a guy who's name is literally "Harry Potter"
Very few people ever mention how funny that is to his face because most people are adults and acknowledge that very few names are truly unique
Dean pays for almost everything with fraudulent credit cards, as is shown repeatedly. He also hustles billiards, darts, etc for cash (alone at first, but eventually Sam joins in as a partner). I think at the end of S5 they mention them doing odd jobs for people, but that feels like a retcon when the first couple seasons specifically show them making all their money from credit card fraud and scams/cons.
I blame the increasing female influence over the show causing them to downplay the scummy (by necessity) aspects of how they get by day to day in their line of work and turn them into pure-hearted heroes who do no wrong. Just like they crank up the gay emotional moments between Sam and Dean as the seasons go on. Female writers and producers always ruin things because they can't comprehend flawed characters.
>Dean's genuinely weirded out reaction to the two homosexuals at the convention episode rather than smiling and brimming with boy and doing a 'wonderful! so heckin valid!' song and dance
Kek, a different, and better, time
>watch 7 seasons of this years ago because Cinemaphile forced me to >stop watching before what was purported to be the final season and feel defeated >show continues for another 10 years anyway >betterthanexpected.jpg
>sry deAN it was the demon blood
I only watched Supernatural 1-5 over the past. Someone explain the Sam pic meme and shit like 'deAN!' - is it something about how the actor says his lines?
Kermit Texas was the absolute lowest for sam. Anytime you saw Kermit Texas on screen you knew it was going to suck more than that dependa sucked off Sam before that GI got home.
Deepest lore is that God has been letting them live on easy mode. God gets pissed at them at some point and turns it off. Credit cards get declined, car brakes down, Dean gets the flu, etc. Also I love Jo and will marry her.
*sad piano music plays*
I fricking wish. Supernatural post S6-7 didn't use enough of the classic soundtrack. Americana and My Cheating Ways are extremely good pieces of music and hearing MCW in Scoobynatural further cemented it as the only good episode in nuSupernatural
The first 5 seasons of this show had so much soul, it was legitimately great. I couldn't even finish the final season because by that point the show was just a shambling corpse and it only made me sad to see it in that state.
I felt the same but just kept pushing through to the end. Seeing Sam&Dean finally happy and worry free was worth it. I hope IRL heaven is just as nice.
Season 1 >Sam has weird superpowers and so do other people born around the same time as him. >Sam getting powers is just a fluke of being born at the time this was happening.
Season 2 >Sam and the others were given superpowers so they could all grow into adulthood at the right time to be able to open the Demon Gate, but only the strongest of them gets to survive to do it. >Sam actually dies and another guy carries out opening the Demon Gate. >Sam survives only because of Dean selling his soul to resurrect him.
Season 4 >Sam brings about the apocalypse simply because he survived and had the powers to do so, it could have just as easily been any of the other superpowered kids.
Season 5 >SAM YOU'RE LUCIFER'S VESSEL >THIS IS YOUR DESTINY >IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU >TWO BROTHERS ON EARTH TO FIGHT AS TWO BROTHERS FROM HEAVEN >HEAVEN LITERALLY CONSPIRED TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS FRICK SO YOU'D BE BORN TO FULFILL THE PROPHECY >AZAZEL HAS LITERALLY HAD DEMONS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO KEEP TRACK OF YOU >IT'S ALL BEEN SET IN STONE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND EVERYONE HAS ALWAYS KNOWN THIS BUT NO ONE MENTIONED IT UNTIL NOW BECAUSE... BECAUSE WE JUST DIDN'T OKAY?!
This shit came out of nowhere. You can tell they really didn't have any plans past Season 2 or 3 and were just making it up as they went along.
>123
I miss that comfy monster of the week with an ominous general overarching mystery plot. Later it got all complicated.
Although the addition of angels did catch me completely off guard.
But I mean it kinda made sense for them to exist.
Although it would've been more horrifying overall to have a reality where demons exist but nothing exists to counteract them from the other side, and it's just muscles, grit, incantations and the occasional magical weapon holding them back, and that's all.
Yeah the biggest real issue between the two is the demons following Sam. Demons were rare until the gate was busted, but lol nevermind they can just follow 100s of special kids. Azazel didn't know Sam was the one and only so he had to follow them all
>Show with two handsome, explicitly heterosexual guys who constantly make chicks thirsty for them >Dean's womanizing is a plot point at several points and Sam was so into his girlfriend it starts his entire revenge quest >Both have multiple female love interests in the first 5 season run >All the fapfics are gay, all the shipping is gay
I'm not even into fanfic or shipping but how do people get this obsessed with characters without knowing the first thing about them?
>obsessed with characters without knowing the first thing about them?
The girls in my high school never made out with each other (to my knowledge) but they seemed to do it a lot in my head.
the guys are developed, the women are not, so the fujos ship them with each other. they got a ton more fujobait from the show anyway, like 10 seasons of it. pretty basic shit
harry potter also has mostly straight ships apart from harry x draco
The straight ship numbers are pretty misleading since they get tagged even when they're minor supporting ships to prop up a gay main pairing e.g. Ron/Hermione. Although probably not the case for GoT fandom, but that's the exception not the rule
it's not necessarily mainstream but it's as underground as you're proposing it to be
like how people pretend on Cinemaphile that anime isn't mainstream
Because humanity is hard as frick. The monsters all make sense. Vamps and werewolves and stuff. Even the pagan gods are reasonable. Angles require a meme angel knife to kill and God died from his own gun I think?
Is that how it went down? Either way. I know Sam shoots him at some point and it hurts him. Some kind of soul gun. I don't remember. It wasn't the Colt.
>The Equalizer, also called The Hammurabi, is a gun crafted by God. It is supposed to be able to kill anything, and even wound God. The gun uses no bullets, and instead "sends a wave of multidimensional energy across a perfectly balanced quantum link between whoever's shooting it and whoever they're shooting at."
Also Sam the frickup still misses.
In addition to the canonical Bible, there are dozens and dozens of non-canon writings that didn't make it into the Bible. Here's an incomplete listing of them: https://catholic-resources.org/Bible/Non-Canonical.htm
And that's just Judaism and Christianity. Now take into account all the writings of every other religion in the world and all the writings on the occult and all the word of mouth accounts throughout history and so on and so on. In a world where most mythology is real, you'd be diving into ALL of that information as much as you can, and you would undoubtedly find lore on just about anything.
And to be fair, they specifically did not have much accurate lore regarding angels specifically and got most of what they knew about how to stop/hurt/imprison/kill angels directly from Castiel and the other angels.
Because every season they sneak in a couple good episodes to get the audiences hopes up and trick them into thinking the show can still be good again, only to promptly dash those hopes with another string of terrible episodes followed by a moronic finale.
You have to remember the CW is network (over the air) television, not a cable channel, so it's bound by the FCC's decency guidelines just like ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. There was a point sometime in the late 2000s where the FCC started allowing the use of the word "dick" as an insult (though not a body part) and you'll notice they started using it liberally.
a weekend at bobby's was the only post-season 5 episode worth watching
though tbh I stopped around all the leviathan shit so I'm probably talking out of my ass
It's kind of weird how you can have every named biblical character including archangels and God himself in your show and nobody minds, but portraying Jesus is the one line they won't cross.
Besides Muhammad anyway.
If it was out of israeli spite wouldn't they just include him in the series to mock him?
God and angels are ambiguous and mysterious enough even in the Bible that it's safe to present your own take on them. You can have an interpretation of God where he's absent because that's just Deism and it's a concept people are familiar with. You can give angels whatever personalities you want because there are so few specifics on them, so people are more open to seeing different interpretations.
Jesus, on the other hand, is a specific person that people have very strong feelings about. If you depict Jesus in a way that's counter to the standard interpretation people will get mad because there's a very specific version of Jesus at the core of the Christian religion. Christians aren't inherently against depictions of Jesus the way Muslims are about Muhammad, but depicting Jesus can very easily make your work polarizing to people in a way that depicting God and angels won't.
On top of all this, Jesus existing in the world of Supernatural would kind of undermine the entire "world descending into madness with an absent God" premise, as well as the idea of humans stopping the proper ending of the apocalypse. You can have Sam and Dean thwart a fight between Michael and Lucifer, but could you have them thwart Jesus Christ's actual Second Coming? It wouldn't work the same. Adding Jesus would just throw a huge wrench into a lot of what Supernatural was going for.
He was not going to show up after season 5. Jesus being anything like his biblical self would retroactively change the whole heavenly family dynamic, raise so many questions, and almost certainly piss a lot of people off.
They live off of stolen credit cards & identities
They take money from all the women they frick
selling their holes obviously
credit card fraud, odd jobs, gay sex, etc
Gonna put more effort into it than the show and say they loot the monsters after they are done with them. Pawn their watches, sell off their cars for way under value to move them quickly, maybe even take gold fillings from teeth.
Attractive monsters like witches or vamps could be secured with chains and sold into sex slavery for kinky rich people.
That's the kind of shit Bela would do. Sam and Dean give her a hard time and look down on her for taking money from people to solve hunting cases and other such opportunism.
is that deagle shooting FiveseveN ammo?
yes, yes it is, what in the tarnation
Totally forgot she was in the show. Wasn't she dragged to hell by hellhounds.
Yeah, at the end of S3. I miss her. Apparently when the show was airing most fans hated her but the network wanted to keep her around to have a prominent female character. When Ruby took the spotlight they killed off Bela. I liked her more than Ruby, though, she was a great antagonist.
Ruby was insufferable when played by that ugly c**t Kate Cassidy and a bit better when the hotter girl played her
But Katie Cassidy IS the hotter girl. She became insufferable when she started being played by the lispy brunette broad with the weird teeth.
I don't find her attractive at all.
>Every time a "female" demon comes after them, Sam/Dean screams "OMG RUBY???" and every time they are wrong
>Neither of them seem to remember that they fricking killed Ruby
>characters staying dead
What show were you watching? Everyone dies and comes back at least once.
I don't think any demon that they killed with the Killing Knife or the Colt ever came back
>ever came back
Depends how you define it. Even Yellow Eyes shows up for a bit.
My God. The cooms.
>Yellow Eyes shows up for a bit
Going back in time and seeing someone who was killed in the future doesn't count as "coming back"
He shows up as a hallucination too. Tells Dean he's been resurrected.
Except for og Death ironically enough.
>God brought me back 🙂
Since when is Castiel a demon?
He's just a shining example of the impermanence of death in the Supernatural universe.
>that moment at the end of the series when castiel confesses his gay love for dean having jensen looking at him awkwardly and then immediately getting sent to super hell
I think that was the most hysterical moment in the entire show, it was great watching that shitshow live and posting on these threads
i used to not find her attractive, but then the fappening happened and i saw she was a coke prostitute who liked to suck dick and now i like her
Holy shit, thanks for the tip.
In retrospect she was good, but while watching it I hated her and wanted her gone. I don’t like annoying antagonists
>Be literal child abused by parents (in every sense of the word "abuse")
>Only way out is to get a demon to kill them (while you're still a child)
>Go to hell for all of eternity because of this
God was such an butthole in the show
in reality, God would have forgiven her if she repented
God's on vacation, bro. I actually liked that aspect of the show (from S1-S5 anyway), how it's basically a modern adaptation of the Book of Revelation. God turns his back and lets monsters and demons run free on Earth, who then usher in the end times which prepares the world for a hard reset. They subvert expectations in interesting ways, too, especially with how the apocalypse is ended. Up to season 5 the show is kino, after that it seems to become very aimless and pointless. I prefer to think it all ends with the end of S5, Sam never leaves the cage, Dean gets his normal life, bittersweet ending all around.
Credit card and identity fraud. Never watched the show?
gay porn they make together
Literally identity theft and fraud.
>Dean gives his name as something like James Hetfield or some other rock legend every time he has to give a fake name
>no one EVER knows what pop culture reference he’s making
Come on now
I knew a guy who's name is literally "Harry Potter"
Very few people ever mention how funny that is to his face because most people are adults and acknowledge that very few names are truly unique
people do question it sometimes. but it's not like there couldn't be two peope with the same name
Not to be pedantic but I watched an episode last night where the guy goes "John Bonham? The drummer from Led Zeppelin?"
Dean pays for almost everything with fraudulent credit cards, as is shown repeatedly. He also hustles billiards, darts, etc for cash (alone at first, but eventually Sam joins in as a partner). I think at the end of S5 they mention them doing odd jobs for people, but that feels like a retcon when the first couple seasons specifically show them making all their money from credit card fraud and scams/cons.
Poker too, Dean was stated to have won money in a poker game in S1.
And loads of cigarettes in prison.
charlie gives them a magical credit card so they use only that card
I blame the increasing female influence over the show causing them to downplay the scummy (by necessity) aspects of how they get by day to day in their line of work and turn them into pure-hearted heroes who do no wrong. Just like they crank up the gay emotional moments between Sam and Dean as the seasons go on. Female writers and producers always ruin things because they can't comprehend flawed characters.
Same thing happened with Game of Thrones.
the writers for that were both male morono, they couldn't be bothered putting effort after S4
S5 was still alright I guess
credit car scams. pool gambling. etc.
They made gay porn
I remember that episode, hah.
>They know we're brothers right?
Funny how they shit on the fangirls so much in S4 and S5 but then immediately started pandering to them as hard as possible in S6.
isn't that where they put a female showrunner?
Yup, Sera Gamble joined the executive producers.
>Dean's genuinely weirded out reaction to the two homosexuals at the convention episode rather than smiling and brimming with boy and doing a 'wonderful! so heckin valid!' song and dance
Kek, a different, and better, time
>brimming with boy
More like rimming the boy (cause the gays are pederast rapists)
Just by the look of that picture, sucking wiener.
The flashbacks to when they are young in the early seasons are so jarring god damn
>AAAAAAAAHH SAAAAAAM YOU ABSOLUTE moron
They're not gay, they just moonlight as strippers.
>watch 7 seasons of this years ago because Cinemaphile forced me to
>stop watching before what was purported to be the final season and feel defeated
>show continues for another 10 years anyway
>betterthanexpected.jpg
Dean does credit card fraud constantly and hustles pool for cash. They state this all the time in the first season.
SAM HIT A DOG
🙁
THAT DOG WAS A MONSTER AND IT DESERVES TO DIE! DON'T GO SOFT ON ME NOW, SAMMY!
sry deAN it was the demon blood
>sry deAN it was the demon blood
I only watched Supernatural 1-5 over the past. Someone explain the Sam pic meme and shit like 'deAN!' - is it something about how the actor says his lines?
its just memes bud
you'd have to undo 10 years of fricking around to truly get to the root
Yeah, it's the way he says "Dean" when he's frustrated and the image is warped to exaggerate his already-prominent chin and forehead.
I was wondering if the kitsune son was ever going to show back up in the show. Dean had no reason to kill her.
Kermit Texas was the absolute lowest for sam. Anytime you saw Kermit Texas on screen you knew it was going to suck more than that dependa sucked off Sam before that GI got home.
they do a lot of credit fraud
Was this the peak of the show? I think so.
Yesterday was Tuesday. But today is also Tuesday!
RISE AND SHINE SAMMY
>IT WAS THE HEEEEEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT
Rise and shine Sammy!
Deepest lore is that God has been letting them live on easy mode. God gets pissed at them at some point and turns it off. Credit cards get declined, car brakes down, Dean gets the flu, etc. Also I love Jo and will marry her.
Isn't that why their last hunt was a shitshow that ended in tragedy? Because God wasn't giving them "god mode" anymore.
I forgot most of the last season. It was pretty rough.
Yeah. They were kind of his pet project to keep him entertained but when they found him out he got all pissy and vengeful lol.
>I love Jo and will marry her.
Anon, I...
I'll just make a crossroads deal. Or hop universes or some such foolishness. Totally worth it. And Sam and Dean will save me.
Jo's actress was suppose to Black Canary at one point we were fricking robbed DC bros
>deAN i get it, i do...
>*sad piano music plays*
there i just wrote the ending to 50% of all episodes post S5
*sad piano music plays*
I fricking wish. Supernatural post S6-7 didn't use enough of the classic soundtrack. Americana and My Cheating Ways are extremely good pieces of music and hearing MCW in Scoobynatural further cemented it as the only good episode in nuSupernatural
The first 5 seasons of this show had so much soul, it was legitimately great. I couldn't even finish the final season because by that point the show was just a shambling corpse and it only made me sad to see it in that state.
I'm watching the show for the first time right now and I already feel that way less than 5 episodes into S6.
I felt the same but just kept pushing through to the end. Seeing Sam&Dean finally happy and worry free was worth it. I hope IRL heaven is just as nice.
It really should have ended with Season 5.
Sam Winchester cries his way through sex.
Supernatural needs a mexican anime power ranking chart.
They did Death so dirty.
Credit card fraud. It comes up frequently.
They do identity fraud, credit card scams, take money and sellable stuff from monsters, and do occasional pool hustling . It's all in the show
what do you think the tinder swindler was based on
In at the beginning of the show: credit card fraud and hustling pool and shit
Final season when they’re over 9000: Felicia Day gave them a magic credit card with infinite monies(srsly)
Season 1
>Sam has weird superpowers and so do other people born around the same time as him.
>Sam getting powers is just a fluke of being born at the time this was happening.
Season 2
>Sam and the others were given superpowers so they could all grow into adulthood at the right time to be able to open the Demon Gate, but only the strongest of them gets to survive to do it.
>Sam actually dies and another guy carries out opening the Demon Gate.
>Sam survives only because of Dean selling his soul to resurrect him.
Season 4
>Sam brings about the apocalypse simply because he survived and had the powers to do so, it could have just as easily been any of the other superpowered kids.
Season 5
>SAM YOU'RE LUCIFER'S VESSEL
>THIS IS YOUR DESTINY
>IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU
>TWO BROTHERS ON EARTH TO FIGHT AS TWO BROTHERS FROM HEAVEN
>HEAVEN LITERALLY CONSPIRED TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS FRICK SO YOU'D BE BORN TO FULFILL THE PROPHECY
>AZAZEL HAS LITERALLY HAD DEMONS FOLLOWING YOU AROUND YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO KEEP TRACK OF YOU
>IT'S ALL BEEN SET IN STONE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME AND EVERYONE HAS ALWAYS KNOWN THIS BUT NO ONE MENTIONED IT UNTIL NOW BECAUSE... BECAUSE WE JUST DIDN'T OKAY?!
This shit came out of nowhere. You can tell they really didn't have any plans past Season 2 or 3 and were just making it up as they went along.
>123
I miss that comfy monster of the week with an ominous general overarching mystery plot. Later it got all complicated.
Although the addition of angels did catch me completely off guard.
But I mean it kinda made sense for them to exist.
Although it would've been more horrifying overall to have a reality where demons exist but nothing exists to counteract them from the other side, and it's just muscles, grit, incantations and the occasional magical weapon holding them back, and that's all.
I really enjoy the gimmick episodes more than I probably should.
This was probably the hardest I ever laughed with this show, Dracula jumping over the fence and riding a moped always gets me.
Yeah the biggest real issue between the two is the demons following Sam. Demons were rare until the gate was busted, but lol nevermind they can just follow 100s of special kids. Azazel didn't know Sam was the one and only so he had to follow them all
castiel x dean mogs the rest of the gayshit pretty hard
>Dean Winchester / You
>Show with two handsome, explicitly heterosexual guys who constantly make chicks thirsty for them
>Dean's womanizing is a plot point at several points and Sam was so into his girlfriend it starts his entire revenge quest
>Both have multiple female love interests in the first 5 season run
>All the fapfics are gay, all the shipping is gay
I'm not even into fanfic or shipping but how do people get this obsessed with characters without knowing the first thing about them?
>obsessed with characters without knowing the first thing about them?
The girls in my high school never made out with each other (to my knowledge) but they seemed to do it a lot in my head.
Women
the guys are developed, the women are not, so the fujos ship them with each other. they got a ton more fujobait from the show anyway, like 10 seasons of it. pretty basic shit
harry potter also has mostly straight ships apart from harry x draco
The straight ship numbers are pretty misleading since they get tagged even when they're minor supporting ships to prop up a gay main pairing e.g. Ron/Hermione. Although probably not the case for GoT fandom, but that's the exception not the rule
Women who are into fanfiction and geek culture are extremely low-status, being usually fat, ugly, and autistic. Not really worth thinking about.
anon this might be new to you being an incel but fanfiction is pretty mainstream.
>"hahaha you're an incel"
>thinks fanfiction is mainstream and defends it
fricking kek
it's not necessarily mainstream but it's as underground as you're proposing it to be
like how people pretend on Cinemaphile that anime isn't mainstream
I dunno man all my normalgay girlfriends never said shit about fanfic. not that I asked
GOOLD?
Not as good as vamp diaries, cope supernaturalets
frick off jenny
B-RRRRAPPPPPPP
Please delete this post anon.
>implying you wouldn't want to proudly smile and say good brap babe! Then get her a wet wipe
Why was there lore on everything? How would anyone know how to beat Angels and God and all the other shit?
Because humanity is hard as frick. The monsters all make sense. Vamps and werewolves and stuff. Even the pagan gods are reasonable. Angles require a meme angel knife to kill and God died from his own gun I think?
God didn't die. He has his powers drained by the son of Lucifer and some chick until he was mortal.
Is that how it went down? Either way. I know Sam shoots him at some point and it hurts him. Some kind of soul gun. I don't remember. It wasn't the Colt.
why the frick wasn't it the colt
>The Equalizer, also called The Hammurabi, is a gun crafted by God. It is supposed to be able to kill anything, and even wound God. The gun uses no bullets, and instead "sends a wave of multidimensional energy across a perfectly balanced quantum link between whoever's shooting it and whoever they're shooting at."
Also Sam the frickup still misses.
In addition to the canonical Bible, there are dozens and dozens of non-canon writings that didn't make it into the Bible. Here's an incomplete listing of them: https://catholic-resources.org/Bible/Non-Canonical.htm
And that's just Judaism and Christianity. Now take into account all the writings of every other religion in the world and all the writings on the occult and all the word of mouth accounts throughout history and so on and so on. In a world where most mythology is real, you'd be diving into ALL of that information as much as you can, and you would undoubtedly find lore on just about anything.
And to be fair, they specifically did not have much accurate lore regarding angels specifically and got most of what they knew about how to stop/hurt/imprison/kill angels directly from Castiel and the other angels.
Another stealth fujo thread
>watching for first time
>get to season 6
>it already sucks
How does this go on for another 10 seasons after this it's already really bad
seasons 1-5 are the canon story (minus the last 2 minutes of the last episode because they don't understand how to let a good thing end)
the rest of the seasons you can treat as "what if?" stories
The only part you have to ignore in that last episode is Sam showing up.
Oddly enough it kinda rollercoasters quality wise. I remember season 8 or 9 being actually really really good
Because every season they sneak in a couple good episodes to get the audiences hopes up and trick them into thinking the show can still be good again, only to promptly dash those hopes with another string of terrible episodes followed by a moronic finale.
Season 6 is honestly not the most extreme drop off at first, but it does feel soulless like Sam
>https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7434782/1/One-Day
naturally.
I don't get why they couldn't swear but the show was full of violence and allusions to sex. CW is weird like that.
remember that episode of Smallville where the girls become witches or some shit and tie up shirtless Clark and keeping doing sexy shit with him?
Think of the advertisers anon
Not just advertisers, the FCC. CW goes over the air and all media transmitted freely over the air has to adhere to FCC decency standards.
You have to remember the CW is network (over the air) television, not a cable channel, so it's bound by the FCC's decency guidelines just like ABC, CBS, NBC, etc. There was a point sometime in the late 2000s where the FCC started allowing the use of the word "dick" as an insult (though not a body part) and you'll notice they started using it liberally.
a weekend at bobby's was the only post-season 5 episode worth watching
though tbh I stopped around all the leviathan shit so I'm probably talking out of my ass
So was Jesus busy?
It's kind of weird how you can have every named biblical character including archangels and God himself in your show and nobody minds, but portraying Jesus is the one line they won't cross.
Besides Muhammad anyway.
>israeli TV producers want to ignore Jesus in their religion-subverting TV show
Yeah, shocking.
If it was out of israeli spite wouldn't they just include him in the series to mock him?
Too directly inflammatory, too much potential bad press. Their solution is always to just ignore Jesus and sidestep the issue.
God and angels are ambiguous and mysterious enough even in the Bible that it's safe to present your own take on them. You can have an interpretation of God where he's absent because that's just Deism and it's a concept people are familiar with. You can give angels whatever personalities you want because there are so few specifics on them, so people are more open to seeing different interpretations.
Jesus, on the other hand, is a specific person that people have very strong feelings about. If you depict Jesus in a way that's counter to the standard interpretation people will get mad because there's a very specific version of Jesus at the core of the Christian religion. Christians aren't inherently against depictions of Jesus the way Muslims are about Muhammad, but depicting Jesus can very easily make your work polarizing to people in a way that depicting God and angels won't.
On top of all this, Jesus existing in the world of Supernatural would kind of undermine the entire "world descending into madness with an absent God" premise, as well as the idea of humans stopping the proper ending of the apocalypse. You can have Sam and Dean thwart a fight between Michael and Lucifer, but could you have them thwart Jesus Christ's actual Second Coming? It wouldn't work the same. Adding Jesus would just throw a huge wrench into a lot of what Supernatural was going for.
garbage show
I stopped watching after season 9.
Tried to watch the season 10 premiere, but finally broke down and ripped the band-aid off.
I don't regret it in the slightest.
i've never watched this show because i'm not a 14 yr old girl
i was 100% expecting jesus to show up in the last season and fix everything/stop chuck
He was not going to show up after season 5. Jesus being anything like his biblical self would retroactively change the whole heavenly family dynamic, raise so many questions, and almost certainly piss a lot of people off.
Ii was always Mary for me, she properly fills a pair of jeans.