Just ridiculously woke. No white men, it’s obviously written and directed by a lesbian that hates men in general, ridiculous crap like how lesbian space witches impregnate each other by using the force
Nobody has seen the show. My friend had it on while I was gaming. It's just... Mediocre. It's nothing to lose your head over, why anyone even gives a crap about Star Wars still is beyond me. But no, there are white guys.
It's a beyond-parody misandrist lesbian's fever dream. I dare you to watch episode 3 of this thing (it's pretty much self-contained) keeping in mind that it's supposed to be Star Wars. With Dr. Who, it might be the worst destruction of an IP in all of the woke era.
do you think when we’re done with all this pretending, all of these shows will try to retcon 2010-2030, or will they just reboot those IPs from scratch?
so, they will just make it impossible to bring the show back without starting from square one?
makes sense, I believe so too.
I do think we will see many more new IPs though, ready to be made into classics, and consequently destroyed in 30 years.
I think they'll effectively devalue most of their IPs until they are sold to new studios. What they do with them from there will be a variable who's who of benign morons, moronic geniuses, and the actually moronic.
They’ve ruined fan interest so bad that they lost an entire generation. There are no Zoomer Star Wars fans. In another ten years Star Wars might be a dead IP.
On a very basic level, the episode made fun of the term "use the force" as being an ignorant phrase; which seems like a bad idea when you're already losing the fandom.
The modern culture has been taken over by a narcissistic Jezebel spirit. None of these people are human anymore but hosts for an ancient demonic force.
Forever amazed how people seem to exist in two separate realities. We have these people smugly celebrating the deterioration of the culture they pretend to support all for the sake of dabbing on the other side of the political aisle. Each time as if it's some great victory, some grand achievement, ensuring nobody can enjoy anything.
to be fair, achieving pretty much immaculate conception through an esoteric force of the universe is a really good idea for a series, but you would have to actually think about how to do it, and who your customer is supposed to be.
imagine a 7 episode mini-series, each EP an hour long, dealing with slowly preparing the ritual, and whatever tensions there are between the characters, and a war going on in the background. you’d need a working brain, and at least somewhat mature audience for that, though.
>There's some planet ruled by a secret coven of force wtiches
That actually sounds like a half-decent premise, so no wonder fanboys hate it. That's what companies like Disney need to realize, you would have to be functionally moronic to be an adult and still invested in star wars, they shouldn't be trying interesting things they should just be rehashing the first three movies over and over again with bright flashy color swords hitting each other to appease the mantoddler fanbase
It's not the most horrible idea. Star Wars is no stranger to immaculate conception either. On its face, these ideas are fine, it's the execution that is terrible and boring.
>they already did that in Clone Wars, and people loved it
They also shamelessly blatantly rehashed ESB and the end of ROTJ in the last jedi and that movie suffered the biggest second week drop of all time when it happened and then went on to become the biggest sequel drop in history, remaining uncontested until the marvels. Rise of skywalker also shamelessly rehashed shit from the original, again, and it became the first trilogy and thus far only trilogy in history to go down one BILLION dollars from first to last.
Meanwhile Mandalorian succeeded so hard they're trying to make a movie out of it after completely burning the story to the ground to replace it with yet another girlboss show that lost 40 percent of its audience by the end of the season.
>they already did that in Clone Wars, and people loved it, so your argument is moronic
okay, so it literally is just seething over a black woman existing then?
of course not, but they approve it in a corporate fashion, meaning the more buzzwords and „hip” themes you can cram inside, for „the modern audience”, the better.
basically, these are shows to bring in a new audience, forgetting the franchise has been in the public consciousness since the 70s, and that people who don’t like it already, won’t fricking like it. there’s also a sliver of tumblr-esque landwhales and onions cuckolds. they are both incredibly fricking stupid, with overinflated ideas of their intelligence, who actually think you need „media literacy” to understand the most obvious, blatant, ham-fisted themes in a story. they like those shows.
How did all the Lesbian Witches die anyway?
Yeah, there's a big fire, but they're not shown burned or anything. They're all just...laying there, on the ground, dead. What the frick are we meant to assume happened.
It will be revealed in the 2nd Flashback (from Mae's POV) that Master Receding Hairline slaughtered them all and that's why he was so guilty that he killed himself at the first opportunity
Wait
The Flashback took place 16 years ago, right?
And we're told that this guy has been in his meditation-vow-of-silence bubble for 10 years
but he's also a master
So he must have become a master at a ridiculously young age and only then he felt guilty enough to go into exile, and aged this much in 16 short years?
OK I guess
to be fair they didn't hold anakin back from being a master because of his youth, but because they knew he was only on the council by request of palpatine who they were already supicious of
That plotpoint you are complaining about didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad, you're just a bigot.
And if it was, that's not a big deal, there's a lot more stuff about the show to enjoy.
And if it is, that's not my fault, covid happened or something.
And if it was, I didn't mean it, you're interpreting it wrong because you don't have media literacy.
And if I did, you deserved it, we're not ruining shit, you are.
>You, the person that didn't cast this shit, make the costumes that make 2000s era cosplay look bad, acting and direction that are wooden and boring, and a script so uninspired that it makes people realize the prequels were actually extremely good and full of soul, yes you, you ruined Star Wars by just merely existing and not acknowledging the newest Star Wars slop
It's super interesting and entertaining to read about and think about a giant corporation making abysmal very amateur shows like this, and the negative reactions to it. Just a fascinating issue all around. Same with HBO's Night Country debacle. Much more interesting than any actual show that's been released in a long time.
what's crazy is that the budget for the show was 180 MILLION dollars and yet it looks incredibly cheap, there are no big name actors, and I can see nothing so far that would justify such an inflated budget
where'd that frickin money go
>no way squidgame guy costs that much
Funny you bring him up because Squid Game looked amazing and managed it's own unique visual style and it's budget was 21 million.
>Do you know if it's true that Squidgame guy learned English for this role?
No fricking idea, this show is so awful I cannot care less about the behind the scenes.
Labor ain't cheap anymore, anon, we just went through a period of hyperinflation and are still feeling it. For anything more than a 4 set sitcom, it's gonna cost hundreds of millions now
What I don’t get with you Star Wars homosexualcucks is: they’ve been skullfricking you raw shitting on your franchise for like a solid decade now, why the frick is anyone still invested at this point? What’s wrong with you? It’s the old “fool me one” thing to the extreme. At this point I honestly feel like you morons all just secretly like all of this trash
I don't think anyone is, it's more that the old fans are standing around a bonfire discussing it. Nobody thinks "somehow it'll get fixed", nobody expects the next excreted product to be "the good one", it's just rubber-necking at a traffic accident at this point.
So this one is so bad that the remaining viewers started spreading it's awfulness to all the people who quit watching. They then come back and witness it's shittiness. This amplifies the outrage.
“Hate-watching” or “I pirated it” or anything like that is a disingenuous cope from someone that enjoys this shit but knows it’s trash. I’d have more respect for you if you just admitted it.
There's no hate, no enjoyment. I loved Lucas' Star Wars so it's super interesting to see how badly the white slavers frick it up, what's so hard to understand?
It goes against the point he wants to make, so he has to reword yours in order to still pretend he's right. That said I wouldn't waste the bandwidth pirating this shit, that got boring around Book of Booba Feet
>why the frick is anyone still invested at this point?
So just to clarify, when you watch a crowd burst into laughter an make fun of some dumb frick faceplanting while trying to do something cool and failing miserably, do you turn to the crowd and stare in utter confusion why they're so invested in this girl's cool trick?
Oh to bring you back in time to when Uwe Boll was making movies, I think your poor little heart couldn't have taken it when people started ripping into House of the Dead. I'm sure you'd be wracking your brain going "But who's still invested in HOUSE OF THE DEAD!?"
The only people left are the diehard consumers who will watch anything Star Wars related. They will take the abuse and thank Disney for it, while also defending their God Disney.
If THIS is what lesbians and similar losers get up to with good money and think about when men aren't telling them what to do with their time, WE DEFINITELY NEED A FCKIN PATRIARCHY AND WE NEED IT NOW!
The Acolyte shills/defenders will likely get backstabbed by Disney at some undetermined point. They'll complain about it but by that point most people have tuned them out because why the frick would you trust someone blindly defending The Acolyte?
Haven't watched it can someone explain why it gets so much hate ?
Just ridiculously woke. No white men, it’s obviously written and directed by a lesbian that hates men in general, ridiculous crap like how lesbian space witches impregnate each other by using the force
there is a white man.
one scene he is taken out by witch mind tricks unprovoked
he silently meditates for years then kills himself
I would've silently meditated for years and then killed myself and that's what no one else did
>No white men,
exactly Chud
Nobody has seen the show. My friend had it on while I was gaming. It's just... Mediocre. It's nothing to lose your head over, why anyone even gives a crap about Star Wars still is beyond me. But no, there are white guys.
I haven't either but someone posted a clip and it was the most cringe shit I've ever seen
>all the woke cring with no recognisable characters to fool some people into liking it
It's a beyond-parody misandrist lesbian's fever dream. I dare you to watch episode 3 of this thing (it's pretty much self-contained) keeping in mind that it's supposed to be Star Wars. With Dr. Who, it might be the worst destruction of an IP in all of the woke era.
do you think when we’re done with all this pretending, all of these shows will try to retcon 2010-2030, or will they just reboot those IPs from scratch?
sounds rational, but that's the problem. irrational children are running it. they'd rather burn it all down than ever admit defeat.
so, they will just make it impossible to bring the show back without starting from square one?
makes sense, I believe so too.
I do think we will see many more new IPs though, ready to be made into classics, and consequently destroyed in 30 years.
I think they'll effectively devalue most of their IPs until they are sold to new studios. What they do with them from there will be a variable who's who of benign morons, moronic geniuses, and the actually moronic.
They’ve ruined fan interest so bad that they lost an entire generation. There are no Zoomer Star Wars fans. In another ten years Star Wars might be a dead IP.
the force is actually pregnant black women chud
deal with it
Last episode was about a cult of lesbian witches who reproduce without male involvement. Could've be hot but all of them were ugly.
The hate of one
The hate of two
The hate of mmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnny
Lesbians in space created the force
*dykes created the force to reproduce so they wouldn't have to take dick
>the force
It's real name is the thread.
>terrible script
>awful execution
>political agenda
>media shilling and fan blaming
On a very basic level, the episode made fun of the term "use the force" as being an ignorant phrase; which seems like a bad idea when you're already losing the fandom.
The power of one
The power of two
The power of maneeee
>Ive done nothing wrong its YOU!
The modern culture has been taken over by a narcissistic Jezebel spirit. None of these people are human anymore but hosts for an ancient demonic force.
maybe get some more competent writers
To Hell, I hope.
Crocheting with force threads while lesbian scissoring.
THE POWER OF ONE...!
THE POWER TWOOO...!
....
....THE POWERRR OF MAAANNNYYYYYY
LMAO
at least this wasn't as bad as "THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT" and the other ridiculous call-and-response bits from RoP.
SANDS AND SINNERS
THE POWER OF ONE FISH
THE POWER OF TWO FISH
THE POWER OF RED FISH
THE POWER OF BLUE FISH
Yall are just a bunch of pissbabies
I'm a simple man, I see a medium length beard and thick rimmed glasses on a fat round face, and I stop reading, lest the onions sully my eyes.
Forever amazed how people seem to exist in two separate realities. We have these people smugly celebrating the deterioration of the culture they pretend to support all for the sake of dabbing on the other side of the political aisle. Each time as if it's some great victory, some grand achievement, ensuring nobody can enjoy anything.
Its always funny how you can immediately tell they're gay from a glance.
>piss-babies
GETS WORSE IT DOES, STATED MRS YODA.
Ruined my day
It was for the best.
>"better to know and hate than not know and permit"
For some peculiar reason, they call it 'Pride Month'...
I'm a marxist now. Use the state to ban all homosexuals, troons, and women from the public before corporations kill us all.
This guy definitely doesn't have anger issues.
why is it always the fat white guy with beard and glasses
No you don’t get anon it’s the gay lower bureaucracy class
deeper into unprofitable woke slop
which alien race is that on the screen?
Women need to master the force to do what most men have done accidentally
Die in stupid way?
Knock a b***h up
to be fair, achieving pretty much immaculate conception through an esoteric force of the universe is a really good idea for a series, but you would have to actually think about how to do it, and who your customer is supposed to be.
imagine a 7 episode mini-series, each EP an hour long, dealing with slowly preparing the ritual, and whatever tensions there are between the characters, and a war going on in the background. you’d need a working brain, and at least somewhat mature audience for that, though.
>7 episode mini-series, each EP an hour long, dealing with slowly preparing the ritual,
I'd rather watch cooking shows
>series
>to be fair, achieving pretty much immaculate conception through an esoteric force
It was a stupid idea in 1999 and it's a stupid idea now.
But these 'people' making this shite are stupid so it is now a part of their own personal reality.
the power of none watching
>There's some planet ruled by a secret coven of force wtiches
That actually sounds like a half-decent premise, so no wonder fanboys hate it. That's what companies like Disney need to realize, you would have to be functionally moronic to be an adult and still invested in star wars, they shouldn't be trying interesting things they should just be rehashing the first three movies over and over again with bright flashy color swords hitting each other to appease the mantoddler fanbase
It's not the most horrible idea. Star Wars is no stranger to immaculate conception either. On its face, these ideas are fine, it's the execution that is terrible and boring.
>planet ruled by a secret coven of force wtiches
they already did that in Clone Wars, and people loved it, so your argument is moronic
>they already did that in Clone Wars, and people loved it
They also shamelessly blatantly rehashed ESB and the end of ROTJ in the last jedi and that movie suffered the biggest second week drop of all time when it happened and then went on to become the biggest sequel drop in history, remaining uncontested until the marvels. Rise of skywalker also shamelessly rehashed shit from the original, again, and it became the first trilogy and thus far only trilogy in history to go down one BILLION dollars from first to last.
Meanwhile Mandalorian succeeded so hard they're trying to make a movie out of it after completely burning the story to the ground to replace it with yet another girlboss show that lost 40 percent of its audience by the end of the season.
nowhere in your run-on sentence ramblings did you counter my point, so gg
He was agreeing with you, dumbass
>they already did that in Clone Wars, and people loved it, so your argument is moronic
okay, so it literally is just seething over a black woman existing then?
So if the fans are ruining it, who is it made for?
disney execs, of course
Do you think they sit down and watch it?
of course not, but they approve it in a corporate fashion, meaning the more buzzwords and „hip” themes you can cram inside, for „the modern audience”, the better.
basically, these are shows to bring in a new audience, forgetting the franchise has been in the public consciousness since the 70s, and that people who don’t like it already, won’t fricking like it. there’s also a sliver of tumblr-esque landwhales and onions cuckolds. they are both incredibly fricking stupid, with overinflated ideas of their intelligence, who actually think you need „media literacy” to understand the most obvious, blatant, ham-fisted themes in a story. they like those shows.
BlackRock
>So if the fans are ruining it, who is it made for?
Larry Fink
>it wasn’t made for you chud
>why aren’t you watching it chud
I'm Disney? Cool.
This is what happens when you stop making tv and start making content instead
How did all the Lesbian Witches die anyway?
Yeah, there's a big fire, but they're not shown burned or anything. They're all just...laying there, on the ground, dead. What the frick are we meant to assume happened.
carbon monoxide poisoning
what, can't use The Thread to hold their breath?
Jedi can
guess the jedi were the superior ideology all along so much for the power of mannnnyyyyy
maybe they haven’t had a proper fire safety training? idk, CO is invisible and has no smell.
there's also the slight issue that the entire temple was basically made of stone so there's no way a huge fire like that could have even happened
porous stone, held the farts of a 1000 generations of lesbian witches.
Methane is quite flammable and combined with the exclusive lesbian søy diet, it was a disaster waiting to happen.
>Did (You) ever hear the tragedy of Dyke Queef, the Smelly? I thought not.
A fire…..at sea parks?
they never changed the smoke detector battery
they didn't even hear the chirp no mo
A broken heart, all of them.
It will be revealed in the 2nd Flashback (from Mae's POV) that Master Receding Hairline slaughtered them all and that's why he was so guilty that he killed himself at the first opportunity
>Master Receding Hairline
>Count Incel
Wait
The Flashback took place 16 years ago, right?
And we're told that this guy has been in his meditation-vow-of-silence bubble for 10 years
but he's also a master
So he must have become a master at a ridiculously young age and only then he felt guilty enough to go into exile, and aged this much in 16 short years?
OK I guess
>So he must have become a master at a ridiculously young age
And they refused to train Anakin for so long. hmm
to be fair they didn't hold anakin back from being a master because of his youth, but because they knew he was only on the council by request of palpatine who they were already supicious of
Also keep in mind that Obi-wan wasn't even KNIGHTED until like his mid 20s
death by jedi snu snu
That plotpoint you are complaining about didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad, you're just a bigot.
And if it was, that's not a big deal, there's a lot more stuff about the show to enjoy.
And if it is, that's not my fault, covid happened or something.
And if it was, I didn't mean it, you're interpreting it wrong because you don't have media literacy.
And if I did, you deserved it, we're not ruining shit, you are.
>You, the person that didn't cast this shit, make the costumes that make 2000s era cosplay look bad, acting and direction that are wooden and boring, and a script so uninspired that it makes people realize the prequels were actually extremely good and full of soul, yes you, you ruined Star Wars by just merely existing and not acknowledging the newest Star Wars slop
I’ll keep playing Jedi knight 3 with the bros
It's super interesting and entertaining to read about and think about a giant corporation making abysmal very amateur shows like this, and the negative reactions to it. Just a fascinating issue all around. Same with HBO's Night Country debacle. Much more interesting than any actual show that's been released in a long time.
what's crazy is that the budget for the show was 180 MILLION dollars and yet it looks incredibly cheap, there are no big name actors, and I can see nothing so far that would justify such an inflated budget
where'd that frickin money go
no way squidgame guy costs that much
That's just normal money laundering but they're too incompetent to hide it reasonably. Simple as.
>no way squidgame guy costs that much
Funny you bring him up because Squid Game looked amazing and managed it's own unique visual style and it's budget was 21 million.
Do you know if it's true that Squidgame guy learned English for this role?
or is he just mouthing the words and has no idea what he's saying
>Do you know if it's true that Squidgame guy learned English for this role?
No fricking idea, this show is so awful I cannot care less about the behind the scenes.
Labor ain't cheap anymore, anon, we just went through a period of hyperinflation and are still feeling it. For anything more than a 4 set sitcom, it's gonna cost hundreds of millions now
>where'd that frickin money go
where it always goes. executive pockets
Why can't yall just except its woman and homosexuals time to rule. After white men built civilization they're no longer needed.
they won't be able to maintain it
What I don’t get with you Star Wars homosexualcucks is: they’ve been skullfricking you raw shitting on your franchise for like a solid decade now, why the frick is anyone still invested at this point? What’s wrong with you? It’s the old “fool me one” thing to the extreme. At this point I honestly feel like you morons all just secretly like all of this trash
I don't think anyone is, it's more that the old fans are standing around a bonfire discussing it. Nobody thinks "somehow it'll get fixed", nobody expects the next excreted product to be "the good one", it's just rubber-necking at a traffic accident at this point.
spot on
>food tray appears with some slop
just fricking shut up and eat it anon, what are you a trump magatard or something?
So this one is so bad that the remaining viewers started spreading it's awfulness to all the people who quit watching. They then come back and witness it's shittiness. This amplifies the outrage.
No one is watching it expecting it to be good, you moron, much less paying for it.
“Hate-watching” or “I pirated it” or anything like that is a disingenuous cope from someone that enjoys this shit but knows it’s trash. I’d have more respect for you if you just admitted it.
There's no hate, no enjoyment. I loved Lucas' Star Wars so it's super interesting to see how badly the white slavers frick it up, what's so hard to understand?
It goes against the point he wants to make, so he has to reword yours in order to still pretend he's right. That said I wouldn't waste the bandwidth pirating this shit, that got boring around Book of Booba Feet
The "fun" is now in seeing just how bad it can get, and picking apart the flaws
>why the frick is anyone still invested at this point?
So just to clarify, when you watch a crowd burst into laughter an make fun of some dumb frick faceplanting while trying to do something cool and failing miserably, do you turn to the crowd and stare in utter confusion why they're so invested in this girl's cool trick?
Oh to bring you back in time to when Uwe Boll was making movies, I think your poor little heart couldn't have taken it when people started ripping into House of the Dead. I'm sure you'd be wracking your brain going "But who's still invested in HOUSE OF THE DEAD!?"
The only people left are the diehard consumers who will watch anything Star Wars related. They will take the abuse and thank Disney for it, while also defending their God Disney.
Star Wars has always been gay, just not the way they've been calling it gay lol
Chuds BTFO
These people are toddler surgeons
The force is female
What’s that bead death look like?
Alright but riddle me this: how can Acolyte ruin it if Star Wars has been dog shit for over a decade now?
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If THIS is what lesbians and similar losers get up to with good money and think about when men aren't telling them what to do with their time, WE DEFINITELY NEED A FCKIN PATRIARCHY AND WE NEED IT NOW!
Probably all this shit will get deleted by disney+ when it merges with Hulu in a few years and no one will care
Just think, I can ruin discorp star wars just by not watching it.
I ruined the soviet union by not being a part of it.
I DON'T CARE.
THESE UPPITY homosexualS ARE ALWAYS KVETCHING ABOUT SOMETHING.
Remind me... WHY DID WE GIVE THESE ABNORMALS AND homosexualS THEIR OWN MONTH?
99.9% of sexual abusers are straight cis men
stat pulled from your ass
now look up the ratio of gays and pedophiles
The Acolyte shills/defenders will likely get backstabbed by Disney at some undetermined point. They'll complain about it but by that point most people have tuned them out because why the frick would you trust someone blindly defending The Acolyte?
>no you
the absolute state of journalism
reminder that all nuwars is homosexual shit