Where is his movie?

>real superhero
>goes up on a roof to look for crime. He finds an assault, goes down the fire escape, arrives too late and the girl victim of the robbery yells at him that he is a moron and looks ridiculous.
>gets a net gun to look like Batman. gets stuck on his own trap and calls the police for help. cops laugh at him for one hour and take photos of him trapped before helping him, calling him a moron
>tries to jump from roof to roof like Batman. Falls and breaks his leg

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >gets arrested for dealing drugs
    He became the villain...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >On January 9, 2020, Jones was arrested for allegedly selling Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) to an undercover police officer. At the time of his arrest, police alleged that he and his accomplice were also in possession of about 4 grams of cocaine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What if the police lied and just wanted him off the streets for good, so they made up a fake story?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          kino plot twist

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just like they tried to do to Batman to ruin his reputation!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick are you even gonna stand a chance fighting criminals if you dont have meth and cocaine ready to go at a moment's notice? same for the paramedics, welcome to reality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >meth
          it's mdma. he'd probably start hugging the bad guys.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to save powerups for yourself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Heroes redemption arc when?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >gets arrested for dealing drugs
        He became the villain...

        >you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the bad guy
        Truer words that have never been spoken

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being sold mdma by a guy who looks like batman. That's some irl kino right there.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He also created his own Justice League. They were all losers and incels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno. The two in the front and the guy in green to the right look pretty legit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the three in the middle look kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The dude on the far left looks like Ming Chen from Comic Book Men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Secret superhero identities? We got that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the asiatic the Red Star of China?
      I've heard legends..

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember there was another guy that dressed up like batman that ended up on Dr. Phil.

    I remember his wife saying that a guy online dressed up like the joker kept egging him on for a fight and he drove like 2 frickin hours to fight him. Joker guy ended up winning lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why. The. Frick. Was. This. Not. A. Documentary.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There WAS a documentary about some idiots like this. It was sad. It was also lame because it took the side of the wannabe heroes, and it made a reasonable police bureaucrat critical of these idiots look like nothing more than a fun-hating b***h.

        And these guys were exactly like you'd expect. A fat, unsuccessful Mexican-American living with his mother. Some hipsters in Brooklyn using their openly gay hero to try to entrap people into committing a hate crime (nobody took the bait). A homeless nutcase in downtown Orlando.

        The triumphant climax of the movie is that homeless nutcase chasing off a would-be criminal, though I don't remember exactly that criminal was about to do that the "hero" stopped.

        The subjects of the documentary should have been ashamed of themselves, but the filmmakers themselves should have been even more ashamed.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gypsy Crusader?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I remember his wife saying that a guy online dressed up like the joker kept egging him on for a fight and he drove like 2 frickin hours to fight him. Joker guy ended up winning lmao.
      Was the fight taped?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I believe so but I bet it's hard to find. Just look up "goose wayne dr. Phil" and you'll find fragments of the episode. Possible even a full version.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He even had his own dark Knight rises moment. Years after retiring in shame, he donned his suit once again after CHAZ was created and taken over by a drug dealer turned warlord.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's a frickin lunatic that became obsessed with superheroes

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    his story would be kino. proves the whole "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villlain" quote right.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make Scorsese direct it. It would be pure kino. Biggest middle finger to capeshit ever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      pure kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Scorsese
      A bunch of caped italians trying to rid NY of sicilian mafiosos?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So what does he do for a job?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We already have super villains

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Phoenix Jones was awfully quiet when the LA Shadow dropped.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's stopping (you) from being your own super hero (or villain)?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Putting on a suit won't protect my life from a pack of blakpypo.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >and the girl victim of the robbery yells at him that he is a moron and looks ridiculous.
    Imagine rushing to save someone and all they want to do is comment on your drip.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They did a movie about this already, it's called Kick-Ass

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like bibleman

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >chain wallet
    Dis homie knows.

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