>Where is pound cake? >Is it safe...?

>Where is pound cake?
>Is it safe...? Is it alright?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid, in your hunger, you consumed it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It seems, in your hunger, you ate it

      NO... I COULDN'T HAVE... IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE, I FELT IT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It seems, in your hunger, you ate it

      NPCs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        NPC is a term only used by NPCs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Only an npc deals in absolutes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That sounds like an absolute.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      NO... I COULDN'T HAVE... IT WAS IN THE FRIDGE, I FELT IT

      moooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It seems, in your hunger, you ate it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Girth Vader the sit lord.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A SIT LORD?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I'll try binging, that's a good trick

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i hate salad
    it's bland, and roughage
    and it keeps my shits regular

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wont say its the dumbest thread ever but its certainly a contender for dumbest thread of the past 12 hours.

    I declare a motion: All in favor of declaring this thread the height of idiocy and OP a gay say "I".

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Another newbie from the old folks home.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you're a fatty fatty fat fat. maybe you should eat away your troubles like you always do.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys fatty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off back to le robot site. This thread has at least the potential to be slightly funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >admiting you've been on Cinemaphile for 12 straight hours

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      “Nay!”

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If you only knew the power of the dark meat

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOOOHOOOOOOOOOOS

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >my weight has doubled since we last met

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Twice the blood pressure, double the heart attack.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Obi One never told you what happened to your supper

      KEK

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I HATE YOU

        YOU WANNA BUY SOME BREADSTICKS?

        UNLIMITTED CHOWDER

        >Haha maybe if I type in all caps everyone will find me funny!!!

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only a mouthful of evil, Darth.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Obi One never told you what happened to your supper

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HE TOLD ME ENOUGH, HE TOLD ME YOU ATE IT!

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Tater

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU'RE A PART OF THE L.A. FITNESS TRAINING STAFF AND A TRAITOR! TAKE HER AWAY!

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >where did my brownies go?
    >I ate them. Pray I don't eat them again

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When I left you, I was but a chubby. Now I am obese

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am altered the menu pray I don’t alter it any further

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I HATE YOU

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WANNA BUY SOME BREADSTICKS?

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    UNLIMITTED CHOWDER

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Impossible. Perhaps the mukbang is incomplete.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, I'm not brave enough for exercise

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hello (as he greets the Denny's hostess to eat)

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you just know people were saying "Red Six standing by" whenever they walked by him

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You have failed me for the last time doordash

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I ate your father

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    big round fat darth vader haha

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    I'd bet $20 that the jannies already deleted these posts since that's just what they do now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Witnessed a wasted get

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they did indeed. There was this one and some dickypost I forgot to save

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >aren't you a little thin for a stormfeeder?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lard Vader

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The fudge is strong with this one.
    >his cholesterol count…it’s off the charts!
    >that guy in the Vader costume is a big fat frick let’s push him over and see if he can get up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb esl poster

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I SENSE A DISTURBANCE IN THE HAM

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    vader would never indulge in delicious food. being happy weakens his connection to the darkside

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    im not sure why but this made me laugh really hard

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    luke join me on the dark meat side and together we shall empty the pantry

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I find your lack of falafel disturbing

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >DOOOOOOOOOOUGH

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tear this ship apart till you find that cake. Bring me the cupcakes i want them all mine!

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes Lord Vader, the cake will be done in moments. You may start your frosting.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Main course be with you

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >blatant fatphobia
    typical american behaviour, "land of the free' and the most hateful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and free refills

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am altering my pants, pray I don't alter them any further

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >IT'S A SHART

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Its an older cookie sir but it checks out.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Join me and we shall rule the buffet as father and son.

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m that extended universe Vader didn’t get that way from a lightsaber duel, that Star Wars just really good at keeping fatties alive.

    >He’s more breathing machine now than man. Mobility assisted and wheeled.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Finally a thread where this somehow becomes relevant.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Surrender and your fries will be spared.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    only a master of eating Darth

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dew or Dew not, there is no fries
    Onions are built on hope
    The ability to eat does not make you intelligent
    Your fries can deceive you; don’t trust them
    Who’s the more foolish: the fool or the fool who does not order extra fries
    Your hamburger determines your reality
    Sometimes we must let go of bacon cheeseburger and do what is requested of us
    We’ll always be with you. No one’s ever really gone. A thousand cheeseburgers live in you now
    Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose weight
    I like fries. Good or bad, they’re always memorable
    Great, kid, don’t get extra mayo
    Sorry lady. I don’t understand American
    I’m an American. Cheeseburgers are part of my religion
    Be careful not to choke on your Cheeseburgers, director
    Once you start down the value menu, forever will it dominate your destiny
    Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to stuffing
    I’ve seen what such Cheeseburgers can do to a fully trained American. To the best of us.
    The fear of losing weight is a path to the dark side
    Let go of your weight
    Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease
    There’s always a bigger fish
    Food, which I would define as unconditional love, is essential to an American so you might say we are encouraged to love
    So this is how liberty dines … with thunderous appetizers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Boo

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