Did the royals off her?
Failed cloning experiment?
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She has eloped with me.
She had a facelift and it went horribly wrong and now she is bogged and can't show her face
>be royalty
>literally zero struggle and can do whatever you want
>I will frick up my face now to look young
buccal fat removal went funky town
Ask this psycho, he probably knows.
https://www.youtube.com/@RiverRoyal/videos
The orcs are gloating about her absence which means she might've gotten a bit of good ol polonium tea or novichok air freshener. Oh well, another hundred of storm shadows hitting generals and awacs planes in Crimea suits us just fine.
Ukraine/Russia posters bringing up their conflict which no one on here cares about anymore is always bizarre, like Cinemaphile is the battleground where they need to fight this particular propaganda war, it’s ridiculous.
Soon Ivan....
This is what I mean, you morons can’t fathom that people are uninterested and disinterested.
Trumo lost.
Yeah Trumo, son of Drumo, he was lost in the lines of Moria good one fricking moron
TRUMO LIVES!!!
Who’s his vp?
The reanimated corpse of Yevgeny Prigozhin
Nobody cares.
Nobody gives a shit about your depopulated slavic hellhole. Ukraine lost, israelites lost, globalism is dead.
she's training to pilot a giant mech that looks like the Queen
people are going batshit insane about this whole thing. people guessing that william is going to divorce her are just crazy.
>went in for surgey in Jan
>not seen in public since apart from one blurry photo
The recovery from surgery probably just went wrong and they don't want to say it
wasnt the photo like proven to be photoshopped and edited?
That photo was fake too, the bricks in the background point to photoshop. Also William only visited once when she was in the hospital and the kids never went once. More likely she’s had serious complications with the surgery.
That's the fun of it but in reality is prob just this:
I feel sad for her. She was brainwashed by her father to marry up and now she's gone. She would have been happier with a man like me, watching kino after kino and drinking ale
When does the black American lady become the Queen of bongland? I don't even give two shits that the Br*tish exist, I just want to meme.
I don't feel safe typing out the circumstance for Harry and Meghans pathway to the throne anon, sorry
Let's just say it involves a lot of deaths, red wedding style
She won't.
Line of Succession:
>William
>George
>Charlotte
>Louis
>Harry
I don't know who any of those people are but you should chop their heads off or whatever royal people do when they're upset and want to get rid of somebody and make the black burger lady the queen of bongland for the funny memes. Take one for the global team.
You have it backwards, the plan has always been for her to become president of the USA with Harry as first lady. All the supposed drama of them "leaving" the royal family was orchestrated to this end.
You're mixing up the US with their hat m8. They live in Canada and are going to take over that shithole as the "black and trans". That Muppet Trudeau has already laid the groundwork.
We're both right.
How can we save her?
>Marrying into an ultra powerful family who has already killed the last version of you and can do whatever they want
Real frickin smart there "princess". Bet you wish you would have married that bricklayer now.
yeah you've cracked it, she's been an exemplary royal but they killed her because everything is le conspiracy
Frick off Willy you bald b***h.
facial paralysis from a vaxx-stroke
They said she's out until after Easter and they'll stick to that no matter what. They're making a point of not bowing to public/media pressure.
Didn't they lose control of one of the biggest media publications in the UK? This whole debacle has fricked them over
Considering it's the UK I'm gonna guess raped to death by Pakis.
She’s divorcing so she can marry Putin
I expect it's something unexciting like the surgery just hit her harder than expected, but how the frick do you mess up the PR this bad? Especially after Carlos III got a fairly positive response for being open about his cancer and treatment. I wonder if it's something embarassing like she has a colostomy bag now.
"Never complain, never explain" is the motto of the royal family.
They powered through the prince Andrew stuff, they would've completely ignored it if he hadn't done that moronic interview. The only thing they've done out of the ordinary was put out that fake photograph but that was probably some intern frick up.
Probably an ectopic pregnancy or something
SEND THE SCOTLAND YARD TO HER HOUSE NOW,THEY ARE HIDING SOMETHING!
Vaxx status?
Vantavaxxed
you would think that marrying into the royal family would be enough to get put on the saline schedule
Maxxed.
it is wrong if i fap to her?
what is she actually dead?
Her ghost will haunt you till the end of days and sometimes suck your dick a little
The real answer is probably the most boring: she's still recovering from surgery like they said. The photo they put out is her but they used that Google Pixel feature to pick out the best shot because one of the kids blinked or was looking away.
HOLY SHIT KING CHARLES DIED! NO TROLL LOOK IT UP!
The writer of The King's Speech died. Twitter getting their wires crossed.
#RIPBOZO
He homie ded.
He homie ded.
Ah yes, famous royal journalist "Nile_LFC"
Buckingham Palace just dropped the flag to half mast. The King's dead m8. Long live King baldo and his dead wife.
Russian bots spewing out bullshit so we memory-hole their complete joke of an "election".
Wat
everyone knows russian election are a joke at this point you dumbass
no one cares about that dump. go spam your gay war on 9gag, homosexual
The King and Kate had an affair and have run off together. Kate was in hospital giving birth to Charles baby
she's too busy sucking my dick, sorry
THE KING IS DEAD LONH LIVE THE KING
The palace really thought people would believe that Kate has an Adobe cloud account?
It's weird that they blamed it on her. They coulda just said some unnamed member of staff decided to alter the photo to make it nicer or something.
They did it so it seems like she’s still alive
>seems like she’s still alive
Bro...?? What do you know...?!
They're simply too honorable and protecting their employees.
You think she has a pirated copy?
I heard ol' Chuck's sausage fingers exploded and the shrapnel from his rings cleaved his head clear off. So sad.
Who?
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN RIGHT NOW
Donald Trump is dead?
NOOO THEY HIT THE PENTAGON WAKE UP WAKE UP
HOLY SHIT THE GHOST OF THE PRINCESS OF WALES JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Did she suck you off? Did she give you a royal phantom titjob like this anon promised
Oh no, Princess Di's ex husband died. Anyway. Literally who cares about that loser. Guy's an obvious queer.
Weirdest theory is that William never stopped the affair with rose and now she’s pregnant and Kate had a mental breakdown.
You're all going to be surprised when you find out William and Harry were caught having sex by Kate and Megan knifed her in the belly because she orchestrated it all. Just wait.
Why is a pol schizo thread on tv? Also Kate probably is just seriously ill and the royals keep it quiet. So the bong tabloid make up schizo theories and "experts" sell their more refined schizo theories to the plebs.
At this point, everyone pretending to know anything is on the same level as idiots pretending that Philipp didn't force MI6 to off Diana and Dodi.
The royals are a form of reality TV.
It seems like it, fricking hell.
Not a pol thread, Cinemaphile unironically loves gossip as much as the average pta mum.
I know that tv loves gossip. But the frick do idiots post something about SMO/FSB talkingpoints or claim that russia is interested in the fricking royals? While it would be funny and worldending if some FSB glowie poisoned Kate for the lulz, that is such an unlikely event. There are higher chances that Putin finds the Dragon Balls.
He almost did, Toriyama sacrificed himself to stop him.
I don’t know anything or care about Russia or Ukraine and my eyes just glaze over when anons bring that shit in here.
She got really fat
Same with 99.9999864 percent of British women.
BOGGED beyond all recognition
What is this "edited photo" everyone is talking about? When I search google there are a million different articles and images for this b***h
This one
That's the edited version? Yikes. I thought pictures were edited to make people look better, not like a group of inbred albino apes.
If my skin were the colour of shit, a picture like this would make me upset too
Good thing I'm white then you moronic homosexual. I was talking about how they are open mouthed with their filthy bong tusks going all willy nilly in their mouths like a chimp.
Children lose their teeth, Black personworm
Yes, and at least two of those kids have already got their typical adult bongoloid front tusks. Don't get so upset Cragmouth O'Bin Nigelbaum, I'm sure your taxes will pay for those kids to have the finest dental surgery on Earth.
Their teeth look fine
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>I FINK THEY LOOK FOINE DUNNOI GOV LETS HOP IN ME COMBUSTIONIZED WHEELYGOBBER AND 'AVE US A CUPPA AND A BISKIT DOWN ME BLOKE MAHMOUD'S OL' TYMEY TEA SHOPPE AFTER WE PAY FOR A BUTTERKNOIFE LOICENSE INNIT!
Jeremy Kyle is the UK's version of Jerry Springer. Have you seen the "people" on the Jerry Springer show?
Yes. I've also seen British people walking down the road on Holiday. Your teeth are awful why are you even lying?
This is me. #WhiteBoySummer
>I've also seen British people walking down the road on Holiday.
Of course you have.
>Your teeth are awful
Not British but I've been there and their teeth are no better or worse than any other western nation.
>why are you even lying?
You should ask yourself that.
>Not British but I've been there and their teeth are no better or worse than any other western nation.
You are such a fricking liar and it's a fact known around the globe that bongs have messed up teeth going all over the place. Post your teeth please supposedly not British beautiful smile having person.
Post your teeth.
The children’s teeth don’t look like that
Yes they do. This is literally a picture of Prince Rhubarb or whatever his name is in the middle there.
Hmmm no I don’t think it is
Yeah well from my point of view the Jedi are evil.
ok, why am i supposed to be triggered?
It's not real.
looks real to me
Royale defense squad
I piss on the Queens grave and wish the king eat my shit. Frick this stupid ass royal drama you nonces bring up everytime you want to cover up israelite crimes.
Not an ai pic
Royal defense squadee
frick are normies smoking? that shit is no AI
It's not AI, just heavily shopped/composited from several images
then please dont tell me there are so called photoshop professionals uncovering this stupid royal shit.
I've had it showing up everywhere on my socials and worse here
What's wrong here?
i don't know if triggered is the right word but this is heavily edited photo and Kate's face is taken from some old photo of her. I mean, what is happening behind close doors if they are doing shit like that?
that's not the only one.
what that lil bro on the left doing with that hand!?
gang sign for the mario squad
Calling you out busta. He roll with them crips deep my homie.
Big boy squeezing them mommy milkies, keeping the fine British tradition of incest alive I see.
THIS PICTURE GOT PULLED AFTER THE FIASCO
>THEY FRICKED UP AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS
THIS PICTURE GOT PULLED AFTER THE FIASCO
>THEY FRICKED UP AND NOW THE WORLD KNOWS
It's that Pixel feature that picks the best shot from a set of photos.
hi all, real prince Billy Bald here. She's dead, I confirm
RIP
Foreskins half mast
Imagine being Scottish kek
I'd rather not.
Rent free
>pop to the shops this morning
>shes plastered on all the front pages
>she looks fine and is with her husband
catty gossip for old women
she did a woman thing and edited her pictures and the world goes mad
Apparently those are old photos from last year. She did go but employees were not allowed to take photos
oy vey
sauce? Yes, that's what i thought. She was seen, witness claims but there's no photos and no sauce
>no photos in 2024 almost 2025 on the road to 2026
KEK
i have no idea what's your point here
What is this shit? The queen of France got murdered or something? Who cares. Goddamn it people being foreign pisses me off.
go eat at mcdonalds or something,yank
your politics are irrelevant
>Yank
No.
>Anyone else's politics are unimportant compared to your homosexual c**t royal family
How many times have you cried about Trump in the past week c**t?
she is just on vacation in rome
Billy's killt his missus.