Where the FRICK is their Dune 2 review? Actual kino comes out and they're silent.
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Where the FRICK is their Dune 2 review? Actual kino comes out and they're silent.
Where the FRICK is their Dune 2 review? Actual kino comes out and they're silent.
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Their silence is deafening.
They only talking about shit flix : B movies, shitty remakes on obscure platforms, Disney's Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.
Dune 2 is an instant classic, so no, they wont talk about it.
>Dune 2 is an instant classic
You sound like a marketer, though.
where the FRICK is their Andor review
They only review movies on streaming services unless it is a director/IP they really like.
They'll hate. They're like double counter intuitive. If you think they'll like it, they'll know they so won't like.
How fun. What great content creators.
Yah, sadly this. RLM has stopped going to the movies cause their misanthropic shut-ins. I can understand not wanting to review capshit slop anymore but genuinely refusing to do reviews because it involves going outside is pathietic.
They live in a n_____ shithole and don't want to go to the theatre
>Actual kino comes out
Where?
Why? You want Mike “THE NOT GAYS!” Stoklasa to cry there wasn’t enough Woke propaganda while pulls out a piece of paper and reads off reviews.
>Woke propaganda
It is what Mike Stoklasa wants. Unless it is a movie about gay sex, interracial sex, or feminism/racism, he doesn’t care.
You sound addled by glavset propaganda. Stop getting skullfricked, you fat bawd.
>seething over le Plinketman's opinion of anything
Never change, Anon
Jews don't run Hollywood and even if they do, they certainly wouldn't push an agenda, and even if they do, it's a good thing.
the israeli agenda is better than the chud agenda
>cry there wasn’t enough Woke propaganda
proclaiming women and men are equals isn't enough for the ESG muns?
Mike is openly contemptuous of their paypig audience and refuses to review big holiday movies out of spite. Jay only did the first one so he could talk about the David Lynch one with Collin.
They refuse to go to the theater because they're agoraphobic freaks
they whine about other people being gross and loud ignoring that Mike and Rich are obese balding middle aged men, Jay is relatively normal but he's still a goofy looking dude
Just go to a matinée. Problem solved.
the theaters in milwakee must be awful.
I think the only bad experience I ever had at a movie theater was a dude laughing a little too hard at one scene.
100% the theaters near them are all filled with black people.
we need more reviews of redbox tier trash
They never really talked about Part 1 either. They did some dumb "oh lets talk about Lynch's '84 movie and Pt1 at the same time" but it was obvious they didn't care about Villenvue's monochrome snore-fest
Their "re:view" shows are just wikipedia plot recaps.
The check hasn't cleared yet.
>shilling these fat boomers unironically
BUY AN AD
>shilling Coon 2, the most sterile movie in the decade of 2020
BUY AN ADD
You want them to watch a good movie and tell you that it's good?
They’re trekkies who don’t read. The only one who’ll give a damn about the movie is Jay, and he’ll just say it’s inferior to the Lynch film.
ITS UP
They're too busy watching absolute bottom of the barrel nonsense like "American Dinner Time" or whatever it was called
The devil is my hairdo.
They're too busy dealing with the allegations.
>PLEASE REVIEW THE ENDLESS TRAIN OF REMAKES AND SEQUELS AND ADAPTATIONS INTO YOUR 60s, SURROGATE FRIEND/DAD!
They are old men anon. They don't have the stamina that this requires to do more than once every few weeks.