Aj had a stupid plot line about his DNA report for the entire first season as a way to explain to boomers who hadn’t seen Jurassic park what dna was. >huurrr durrr what’s a dnr grandma is that like dna?
>doesnt hear a 150kg fat italian stomping behind him with a garrote
also why did he drop the weapon as soon as tony started choking him?
also was tony counting on him dropping the gun? sounds way too risky move from tony
Because the show is what passes for smart if you're the dumbest frick on planet earth. 400 pound morons sneak up on people in broad daylight and shoot them in front of witnesses and then drive off at 18 mph.
Chris gets to kill actors and waiters and bakers and whoever else he wants twelve or fifteen times per season and then he just goes home to his registered address and takes a nap.
Oh, look, it's the season where some guy gets out of prison and bugs tony for 14 episodes and then gets whacked what a thrill.
Oh good it's an episode about Meadow, A.J., and/or Carmella.
>Lets go and testify and be witness against a group of literal cold blooded killers who have cops on and god know who else on a pay roll >surely this will end well for me surely they wont off me
It may have been that way in the 1920s and cops may have looked the other way on micky mouse shit but Rico laws were a huge thing mostly due to RFK which makes it so strange all the mobsters have old man boners for his brother jfk
Season 1 has silly moments but it's still kino. They didn't quite realize what sort of show they were making yet so it was still using mob movie clichés along with the psychological/societal/family stuff.
I'm sick and tired of this slander, Tony wasn't even that fat.
You think all murderers have to be slim ballerinas in order to not be detected? all you need is being careful and knowing how to do the job
Season 1 is the best one. It had a purpose and it knew what it wanted to do. The mom was an awful character who ruined anything good they had going on but the show got much much much worse after she died. Not cause she was gone, but because the show became aimless and just got worse overall until it ended up stumbling blind drunk lost deep inside a forest and died from its own incompetence. It was bad man. Lots of liberal shit in there too. Surprised no one brings up how often the show tries to push proto blm shit that the movie ultimately ended up pushing into actual blm shit
Americans who live in houses in a forest in the North East are so easy to kill.
How do you know?
>kill former member of the witness protection program
Feds would have been all over this even if he left the program
Maybe they were but we didn't see them because Tony fled.
The ocean
The feds were always after tony, not sure why you think this proves anything
They had coffee.
The same feds who didn't give a damn when Adriana was whacked, those feds?
because they were too busy eating frickin' GABBAGOOL YOU MOULINYAN
>expecting continuity or any kind of plot development from this shitshow
How high was Tony's sneak stats to pull this shit off?
Vito trained him.
Maybe he sent someone up there later to retrieve it. Ultimately, not particularly important.
this show was from early 2000s. Security cameras or cell phones werent even a thing
Eh it was season 1. First episode has that ridiculous car chase where they beat a guy in public.
Yeah first season they still thought it was a comedy
he ate it
it was in his trunk all the time he brought it all the way back to slice it at the pig shop
It's a badly written show for morons. That's how Tony got away with it. It said so in the script and they stopped thinking about it.
>It's a badly written show for morons. That's how Tony got away with it. It said so in the script and they stopped thinking about it.
>moron response
Uh, you're kinda confirming his opinion there, champ.
>Uh, you're kinda confirming his opinion there, champ.
Why are you so triggered?
he didn't so what
it was literally other side of the country
Is the show taking place in the 70s or why did nobody care about all the DNA traces and all the other shit that Tony left there?
what dna traces
that fat frick breathing and salivating on his neck for one, lots of dna there alone
You never watched the show
The Feds were literally putting microphones in Tony’s house my guy
So? They were comically incompetent, might as well not show their side if it's going to be that ludicrous.
Aj had a stupid plot line about his DNA report for the entire first season as a way to explain to boomers who hadn’t seen Jurassic park what dna was.
>huurrr durrr what’s a dnr grandma is that like dna?
>he thinks dna evidence can survive exposed to the envitoremnt in the wilderness where this poor frick lived
you watch too much CSI
Maine and New Jersey are like right next to each other
did this happen in the same town where Vito had his gay vacation?
How many times do we need to explain that season 1 isn't cannon?
>season 3 is where the real shit happens
>80% through season 3 and it's the same pace, suspense and drama as other two
You also never watched it, stick with your meme lawyer show
Season 3 starts out really slow because Nancy Marchand died and they had to do last minute rewrites. It gets going in the second half.
The intro to the first episode is kino
All the other seasons aren't canon either. Gandolfini's son confirmed that it was all a dream.
>doesnt hear a 150kg fat italian stomping behind him with a garrote
also why did he drop the weapon as soon as tony started choking him?
also was tony counting on him dropping the gun? sounds way too risky move from tony
Tony was graceful on his feet like a dancing bear
Tony had varsity sneak ability
>it was a broad
Tony don't kill no women
Because the show is what passes for smart if you're the dumbest frick on planet earth. 400 pound morons sneak up on people in broad daylight and shoot them in front of witnesses and then drive off at 18 mph.
Chris gets to kill actors and waiters and bakers and whoever else he wants twelve or fifteen times per season and then he just goes home to his registered address and takes a nap.
Oh, look, it's the season where some guy gets out of prison and bugs tony for 14 episodes and then gets whacked what a thrill.
Oh good it's an episode about Meadow, A.J., and/or Carmella.
>Lets go and testify and be witness against a group of literal cold blooded killers who have cops on and god know who else on a pay roll
>surely this will end well for me surely they wont off me
It may have been that way in the 1920s and cops may have looked the other way on micky mouse shit but Rico laws were a huge thing mostly due to RFK which makes it so strange all the mobsters have old man boners for his brother jfk
man this show really was reddit as frick
>what if Tony hid a gun... IN A FISH!?
you can practically hear the writers upvoting themselves
Season 1 has silly moments but it's still kino. They didn't quite realize what sort of show they were making yet so it was still using mob movie clichés along with the psychological/societal/family stuff.
Kek, based.
Frickin' parakeet.
jimmy Olsen over here
Kino post
I'm sick and tired of this slander, Tony wasn't even that fat.
You think all murderers have to be slim ballerinas in order to not be detected? all you need is being careful and knowing how to do the job
>ballerinas
That’s my frickin legacy
the guy would heard Tony walking and cracking all those dried leaves and branches
Maybe he was hiding around the corner. The guy is momentarily startled by a deer right before.
>I know who you are…:and I’ve seen analyze this.
>analyze this? That’s a fricking comedy!
Bravo chase
Season 1 is the best one. It had a purpose and it knew what it wanted to do. The mom was an awful character who ruined anything good they had going on but the show got much much much worse after she died. Not cause she was gone, but because the show became aimless and just got worse overall until it ended up stumbling blind drunk lost deep inside a forest and died from its own incompetence. It was bad man. Lots of liberal shit in there too. Surprised no one brings up how often the show tries to push proto blm shit that the movie ultimately ended up pushing into actual blm shit
You were filtered by Livia, one of the best characters on the whole show. I bet you hate Janice, too.
Post Sopranos versions of these.
Shinebox