Why isn't the show bringing up the fact that Galadriel is married and has a daughter?
They keep shipping her with Halbrand but she's a married woman.
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Where's Galadriel's family?
Why isn't the show bringing up the fact that Galadriel is married and has a daughter?
They keep shipping her with Halbrand but she's a married woman.
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just an innocent girl's night out, nothing to worry about hubby :^)
I'm worried they're heading that way. I hope they don't cuck Celeborn, one of the most badass elves out there.
We used to meme cuck Celeborn. There was something about the movies that triggered it I dont remember what. Might have just been his look.
Because the Hobbit movies shipped her with fricking Gandalf for some reason.
Blanchett was the Gandalf actor's gay hag irl which is why they brought their weird nonsexual romance energy into the movies. Pay closer attention and you'll see Gandalf doesn't actually have a thing for her, he just furiously strokes her ego all the time for no obvious reason which is what gays do to set their female friends up for self destructive behavior so they can vicariously enjoy the drama of their friends' fraying relationships.
>one of the most badass elves
He never does anything important, all he ever does is be racist against dwarves and frick Galadriel (probably), that's it
>is racist
>fricks 10/10 elvish q.t
how much more badass can character be?
And Elrond is supposed to marry Galadriel's and Celeborn's daughter, Celebrian. This show really fricks up the timeline.
Who fricking cares about literally who?
Celeborn is mega important in the Tolkien lore.
Yeah a bunch of children’s stories made up by a bored linguistics professor.
So important to never be mentioned in any of the real books
can you just call her Gad? stop being such a normie
>They keep shipping her with Halbrand
That's a red herring she's going to get blacked in season 2
Vaxxies are realizing they're fricked. NO REFUNDS.
teleporno is a cuck like all the teleri
noldor pride worldwide
So Halbrand is Sauron and The Wizard is a Balrog right?
Halbrand is Sauron, as well as the wizard. They both don't know it.
>Sauron removes the core of himself shedding most of his power.
>Tosses it away from the planet for it to eventually come back and be united.
>So we get a humanish Sauron under Halbrand and a mentally enfeebled but magically powerful part that is the wizard caused by not being whole.
Could be cool.
Were are you hiding Balrog? Are you going to pop out of the mines again?
I'm the balrog.
The wizard is sauron and i'm the balrog.
Two different timelines, both are sauron
halbrand and the wizard arent anyone yet, the writers are just waiting for the fans response
What a twist, there are no fans. Just people gawking at a car crash.
TELEPORNO
tell me where is halbrand, for I much desire to prep his wiener
Because having Celeborn wouldn't push Miscegenation as acceptable.
t. Thingol
>turn on tv
>every couple is male edain/female elf, wife makes me blow a horn instead of talking about it
>get on the bus, have to listen to Noldor immigrants loudly jabbering in Quenya
>Work colleagues glare at me whenever I mention Kinslaying statistics
>jewelry goes missing after the Dwarf contractors left
lol, to be fair I understand him, and he was funny in his own way, like when he says to finrod that he admires his balls for going to doriath many times and never tell him about aqualonde
This series is 100% fanfic
Nothing in this show happened in the books, aside from Celebrimbor eventually forging the rings.
Tar-Míriel in Middle Earth, Galadriel in Numenor, activating a volcano (with a sword).. literally all made up for the show.
This show is just people with certain names of established characters doing fanfic stuff in famous locations from the book.
Good. I want Sauron to impregnate Galadriel.
she can fix him!
>0 results for "Impregnation" or "Breeding" tags on AO3
>1 result for "Unplanned Pregnancy" isn't Galadriel
This, she needs to take the Big Maiar wiener to calm her down
I mean just look at her, absolutely gagging for it
they have zero romantic chemistry, they like fighting side by side, that's it. Galadriel only has eyes for Teleporno
cope
not an official source
cope
>lotr has gay-ass shipping now
>now
it's been a thing for a long time already
holy shit he looks so much worse with short hair
lotr has gay-ass shipping now, just frick my shit up
Americans don't care because they're stupid subhuman animals. The only good Americans are Adam Lanza and that coon who plowed through that Christmas parade.
This show's pretty good. I'm surprised Cinemaphile has its panties in a bunch over contradictions with the source material, it actually has no bearing on the objective quality of an adaptation, there's plenty of cases of adaptations being better than the source material.
its actually fricking garbage lmao
Nice argument bud