>Where's your mum, Potter. Is she dead? Is she dead Potter?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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>Where's your mum, Potter.
>Where's your mum, Potter. Is she dead? Is she dead Potter?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
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I say calmly: Avada Kedavra
That's a Black person response. Might as well carry a unregistered gun on your hip.
>unregistered gun
gay detected
Doesn’t work if you’re not angry enough though, it’s like the main thing about that spell
good fricking lord anglos are so god damn ugly
These characters are specifically meant to look ugly
Yeah but at least they're not poo-skinned
They're not bad when they escape the sunless swamp. Australians can be pretty sexy. Just something about that island turns people into mutants.
What kind of butthole makes fun of their cousin for their mom dying?
all anglos are like this. they are scum of the earth
there's always one edgelord on the playground
“Yeah”
why are british homies built like this but talk shit about americans being fat??
'is 'ust 'ig 'oned 's all
Why were they so mean to Harry?
anglos are mean to everybody, even each other. they are the most miserable people on the planet.
Jealousy. Harry was supposed to be the red headed stepchild and be beneath Dudley and his family, but when it came out that Harry was actually wealthy and a wizard and getting a free ride to school, Dudley suddenly felt helpless and small and worthless. Feelings he took out on harry, the perceived cause of all Dudley's faults.
I wouldn't say a single word to him.
I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no-one did.
>bicycle ride away... nights churches they're funded via curve,inc
stop posting this everyday!
Start moaning in a semi erotic way and wait for them to get uncomfortable and leave. If i really have to ill lightly tease my nipples
>Eat Dementors Dudley!
blow his fat ass up with an unforgivable spell and send his ass straight to hell?
>Harry turns one of his extended family members into a balloon and faces zero consequence
>2 movies later, he saves muggles from dementors and goes to court
His Horcrux got stronger when he got closer to Mordor, so it makes everyone more hostile to him
>2 movies later, he saves muggles from dementors and goes to court
The Minister of Magic thought Dumbledore was trying to overthrow the ministry by pretending Voldemort was back, so he wanted to get rid of Harry because he was Dumbledore’s most vocal supporter. Imagine getting filtered by Harry Potter. Sad!
the minister was trying to win over the most famous wizard celeb for political favors in the first one. in the second one the minister realized he couldn't win him over and was in complete denial, hoping that Dumbledore was making the whole thing up to attempt to overthrow the magical government.
>yeah, I fricked her to death, and your mum's next. you ever see a wizard gaping dudley? it's not like a regular gape, I'm gonna turn her inside out and fondle her kidneys like they were breasts.
bravo! simply magnificent!
Unironically fricking destroyed. I myself don't know how to respond to this.
>out for a little walk... in the moonlight.. are we, lupin?
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>In two decades I'll be in Avatar 3 and you'll be dead
>AWOOOOO
it's sandro about biennale
this dumb meme is moronic but these posts made me laugh
>Who is Cedric? Your boyfriend?
>Actually yes, he was. Not only was he my boyfriend, he was my lover and best friend. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. You're on the wrong side of history, Dudley.
Rowling made the Dursleys way too one dimensional. They have great material to be complex characters, like being jealous/scared of Harry's magic and being forced to raise a nephew they did not want. But no, she just made them unbearable abusive frickheads
Accio Petunia
>Abracadabra
start doing this and watch dudley shit himself at the spooky magic
It's such a ham fisted and blunt way of being cruel it might actually cause a person to laugh.
thumbnail in the catalog looked like Cato in Rome
Order of the phoenix is easily the worst one in the dullest franchise. HOWEVER it has deh in it so it is not a total disaster.
I jerked off all over your mums giant schnozz