Whet would you do with this franchise if only the first movie existed?

Whet would you do with this franchise if only the first movie existed?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Prometheus again 1:1 just for the lulz.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOT MAKE A FRICKING FRANCHISE.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    making Aliens

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      tpbp

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, why would you choose not to make bank on a hyper successful guaranteed homerun movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's very few sequels that take the original concept and build/Improve on it in every single way. Usually it's just a remake of the first film. The sophomore slump.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would pass a law making it illegal for anyone to make any sort of artwork using the same monster, characters, or which relates in any way, however tangentially, to the finest motion picture ever made and thereby sullying and diminishing its greatness. When such works are found to have been produced, they would be seized, confiscated, and destroyed, and their existence would be purged from the historical memory.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they tried that with Alien 2: On Earth, they failed

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    War of the Worlds in a cyberpunk city.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do everything the same up to alien 3. Then buy Darkhorse and reboot if necessary but just turn the comics into movies. Earthwar is a 6 hour epic.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess I would explore other human factions outside of Weyland-Yutani. Explore how humanity is divided and how they react to xenomorphs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >factions
      It's just a corporation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what Alien 3 would have looked like with Gibson's script with these guys.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If it got made in the late 80s like originally planned it probably would have looked visually good, like the first 2 films. Not sure how some of the scenes involving the new way the alien comes out of it's host could have looked pre cgi. Probably one of the reasons it got shelved.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sequel with a ten minute long sex scene with the Xenomorph at the climax of the film

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Whet would you do with this franchise if only the first movie existed?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator vs Alien (over you)

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make them frickable and make porn and get banned for eternal

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do? Nothing,

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What would you do with this franchise if only the first movie existed?

    Nothing much tbh...

    Alien and Alien 2 are good the way they are.

    I would remake Alien 3 to make more sense, and junk Alien Resurrection.

    Prometheus and Covenant would focus more on Engineer lore.

    Whatever Romulus is going to be, hopefully it will connect the prequel movies to the first movie finally. And perhaps elaborate more Weyland Corp's knowledge about the Aliens.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Aliens and Alien 3 and legally keep the rights forever.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More Giger stuff.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sequel is about the alien queen sending out drones to capture human males to keep as breeding slaves for hot xeno mommies

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would've made the Alien hyper-intelligent and lean into how ridiculously gross it could've been instead of making it a big ant. Alien 2 would be a loose adaptation of Aliens: Labyrinth, then Alien 3 would be a more horror focused Aliens. End it with the original version of Alien 3, kill Ripley with no clone bs, and then convince the courts to change copyright law to make it illegal to make content featuring the xenomorph for a hundred years.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    expand on the biomechanical nature of it. Like the original concept of it morphing some of its victims into new eggs in its makeshift nest

    next movie would take place on another completely alien planet that had more biomechanical constructs beyond the jockey ship or xenos for the humans to find. Planet itself would be completely uninhospitable with extreme temperatures and pressures that kill humans instantly without bulky insulation suits. No more helmet off bullshit

    as for the constructs think hr giger: the paintings: the movie

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alien 2

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make Aliens as-is.
    Ditch Ripley for Hicks after Aliens.
    /thread

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Hicks against Xenos movie in the vein of Mad Max or something in some desolate colony and with some cute colonist waifu would be PREMIUM kino even if I'm a huge ripleygay. What a horrible missed opportunity.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would just get Cameron to make Aliens exactly the same and make Alien 3 and base the whole franchise of his style which was based and enjoyable as frick.
    >inb4 seething scottcucks and what about muh reddit slow burn atmospheric horror
    You're all wrong and fricking gay. Cheers.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had only seen the avp movies recently put alien on .
    total snoozefest. couldn't even jack it to the lead dyke. so I would add breasts big breasts to the cast and xenomorps.
    the aliens would only go for the colored folk and shoot acid from their alien wieners

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first movie is a simple horror movie so I would keep it simple.
    Keep the 4 acts, keep the group of human survivors, keep the rich management buttholes vs poor employees angle, keep the hidden android idea that movie watchers have to guess. I think it would have been nice to have less lore and less budget, instead of the franchise they made. Now it's too big and the writers soft locked themselve.

  24. 10 months ago
    Batowl

    Aliens kill everyone on earth

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would create a marvel style quipfest and turn them into generic bug monsters that die with one bullet. Also the cast constantly throw jokes at each other like a marvel movie and add a strong female character. And I forgot, the title is called aliens. Not alien 2.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    make aliens, then the third movie would be earth war

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens on a Plane starring Samuel Jackson directed by Tyler Perry

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Id make it so that each sequel has an entirely different alien species that kills people in different horrific / sexual ways. That way the audience has no clue how it’s going to happen until it starts happening

    Aliens was kino but it was also the death knell for the franchise. The horror of the alien is that its “alien,” unknown. The second you put a hundred of them on screen and make them into giant ants it ruins the dread. Adding a new monster each film would at least keep things interestinf.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based and anthology pilled. Imagine having like 3 or 4 totally iconic creatures instead of just one. Only problem is it would have filtered the everloving shit out of people like Halloween 3 did

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe make the alien's body crash into a populated ship like a space cruise ship, or have it smack into some space garbage or a rock and then land on a human colony. There would be no obvious references to the first movie like Ripley etc. It would rapidly lose its iconic form and adapt to a new but roughly similar one as to keep up the novelty factor.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend watched Alien for the first time recently and she refuses to watch any of the follow up movies to not tarnish her good memories of the first one.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens was a good film. You can dislike that it is a different genre to the original, but you can't claim it was objectively bad like every other alien film after it.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    sell its likeness to kraft to make alien mac and cheese

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have made a movie exactly like Alien Isolation. It gets a different protagonist that is still related to the previous survivor. It maintains the look and feel of Alien but moves it into a new and interesting area. It expands on the universe introducing other competing organizations. And still has the singular xeno being scary like fans of the original enjoyed

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