fpbp >Bond kills Black folk >Black folk are portrayed as savage criminals >Black person Bond girl portrayed as dumb ape >Bond bangs the black girl and then kills her >Final villain dies by blowing up like a baloon
Many years later, Yaphet Kotto said 'Live and Let Die' was a racist movie. Yet he would gladly sign photos of himself as Dr. Kananga at conventions. Which makes me smile.
Dr. Yes
From Restroom with Love
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
On His Majesty’s Secret Dildo
Diamonds are Forever
The troony with the Golden Strap-on
Poontaker
Octopenis
License to Dill
Goldenbrowneye
The Locker-room is not Enough
Guy Another Gay
Casino Gloryhole
Quantum of Bottom
No Time for HIV Testing
>Dr No >From Russia With Love >Goldfinger >On Her Majesty's Secret Service >The Spy Who Loved Me >For Your Eyes Only >Octopussy >The Living Daylights >Licence to Kill >Casino Royale
Dr no
From russia
Goldfinger
Live and let die
Spy who love
Moonraker
For your eyes only
Octopussy
Living day lights
Casino royale
Quantum of solace
That's all
Watch them all, but you can tell which ones are top tier quality.
>From Russia with Love >Goldfinger >On Her Majesty's Secret Service >Live and Let Die >Octopussy >Licence to Kill >GoldenEye >Casino Royale
Most of those don't need watching of prior movies, since there's rarely a continuous story arc. Only recurring characters and occasionally SPECTRE. The only really bad one was Moonraker, since it was rushed to capitalize on the comeback of Sci-Fi that Star Wars brought and essentially had nothing to do with the source material, so they could go into space and have laser guns.
Pretty much all of them are good until they replace Brosnan with Captain Slav. They have a couple instances of janky plot (Thunderball, Moonraker) but we get space jetpack laser wars so it doesn't really matter.
The really jarring thing is how shit the big band music is until the series discovers Rock n' Roll around the release of Live and Let Die. They have action scenes in Goldfinger that sound like they're supposed to be marching or parade scenes because of the music.
This. Everybody should watch all Bond movies in release order until Craig's takeover. You can't really go that wrong with any of them.
Dr. Yes
From Restroom with Love
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
On His Majesty’s Secret Dildo
Diamonds are Forever
The troony with the Golden Strap-on
Poontaker
Octopenis
License to Dill
Goldenbrowneye
The Locker-room is not Enough
Guy Another Gay
Casino Gloryhole
Quantum of Bottom
No Time for HIV Testing
CR 54: Only notable for its novelty of being the first on screen Bond. Not worth watching.
Dr. No: A great first attempt, but not a great Bond movie. A good measuring stick for the series.
FRWL: Certified Kino
Goldfinger: Bafflingly overrated by nostalgic boomers. Reputation carried forward by inertia and nothing else. Pretty low tier, tbh.
Thunderball: Certified Kino barring some wonky effects.
CR 67: Weirdo psychedelic 60s trash. Do not watch.
YOLT: Not one of the greats, but a fun flick.
OHMSS: Certified Kino
DAF: Maybe the worst Bond film. Admittedly, has a kind of sleazy charm tho.
LALD: Certified Kino
TMWTGG: Worth watching for Christopher Lee, but otherwise pretty bad.
TSWLM: Certified Kino
Moonraker: "Bond in space" is the least of this movie's problems. Not a bad movie, just really fricking goofy in spots.
FYEO: Has the most bland and forgettable villain in the series, but other than that, Certified Kino
Octopussy: Biggest filter of the series. Certified Kino. Peak Roger Moore.
NSNA: Not terrible, but really only worth watching to see Connery play Bond one last time.
AVTAK: This movie has a lot of haters, but I think it's pretty fun.
TLD: Certified Kino, other than a disappointing villain/climax.
LTK: Certified Kino
Goldeneye: Certified Kino
TND: Certified Kino
TWINE: Am I biased towards Brosnan? Yes. Don't care. The guy was making what amounted to then modern day Roger Moore movies with actually good action and effects. CERTIFIED KINO.
DAD: Reminder that this movie was actually well liked when it came out. Has recently undergone a bit of a reappraisal in the wake of the Craig films. The verdict: very cheesy and stupid, but not as bad as its reputation suggests.
CR: Certified Kino
QOS: Disappointing coming off of Casino, but a pretty decent mid tier Bond flick.
Skyfall: Has attracted some haters, no doubt because of the films that followed, but ignore the naysayers. If not Certified Kino, then at the very least it's a really solid Bond film.
Spectre: The most "classic Bond" out of the recent movies, and also somehow the worst.
NTTD: The best and worst of the Daniel Craig era all rolled into one. Will leave you with an awful taste in your mouth.
Craig Bond pissed me off the most because QOS continued immediately in the timeline after CR his first mission. then in Skyfall he’s told to stop doing field work because it’s a young man’s game. Now he’s doing self-reflection. Like what the frick happened between all that? We only got to see the beginning and tail-end of his adventures.
TLD: Certified Kino, other than a disappointing villain/climax.
LTK: Certified Kino
Goldeneye: Certified Kino
TND: Certified Kino
TWINE: Am I biased towards Brosnan? Yes. Don't care. The guy was making what amounted to then modern day Roger Moore movies with actually good action and effects. CERTIFIED KINO.
DAD: Reminder that this movie was actually well liked when it came out. Has recently undergone a bit of a reappraisal in the wake of the Craig films. The verdict: very cheesy and stupid, but not as bad as its reputation suggests.
CR: Certified Kino
QOS: Disappointing coming off of Casino, but a pretty decent mid tier Bond flick.
Skyfall: Has attracted some haters, no doubt because of the films that followed, but ignore the naysayers. If not Certified Kino, then at the very least it's a really solid Bond film.
Spectre: The most "classic Bond" out of the recent movies, and also somehow the worst.
NTTD: The best and worst of the Daniel Craig era all rolled into one. Will leave you with an awful taste in your mouth.
TLD: Certified Kino, other than a disappointing villain/climax.
LTK: Certified Kino
Goldeneye: Certified Kino
TND: Certified Kino
TWINE: Am I biased towards Brosnan? Yes. Don't care. The guy was making what amounted to then modern day Roger Moore movies with actually good action and effects. CERTIFIED KINO.
DAD: Reminder that this movie was actually well liked when it came out. Has recently undergone a bit of a reappraisal in the wake of the Craig films. The verdict: very cheesy and stupid, but not as bad as its reputation suggests.
CR: Certified Kino
QOS: Disappointing coming off of Casino, but a pretty decent mid tier Bond flick.
Skyfall: Has attracted some haters, no doubt because of the films that followed, but ignore the naysayers. If not Certified Kino, then at the very least it's a really solid Bond film.
Spectre: The most "classic Bond" out of the recent movies, and also somehow the worst.
NTTD: The best and worst of the Daniel Craig era all rolled into one. Will leave you with an awful taste in your mouth.
But this movie when from sort of unpopular to underrated to being one of like top 5 most popular Bonds. And rightfully so.
OHMSS is like the opposite of spectre in that it starts awful, but keeps getting better as the movie run time goes on until the iconic finale, while spectre starts good but then the script starts falling off so bad the ending outdoes the austin powers trilogy in terms of ridiculousness.
A little bit. Except OHMSS has higlights in the first act even if it's clear everyone watching can't wait to finally get to Switzerland. It's cool too this anticipation.
Battle of each actor's best Bond
1. Connery - From Russia with Love
2. Lazenby - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3. Brosnan - GoldenEye
4. Dalton - The Living Daylights
5. Craig - Casino Royale
6. Moore - Live And Let Die
Battle of each actor's worst Bond
1. Lazenby - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2. Dalton - Licence to Kill
3. Connery - Diamonds Are Forever
4. Moore - The Man with the Golden Gun
5. Brosnan - Die Another Day
6. Craig - No Time to Die
The name of Bond movies were often a bit ridiculous but I seriously can't think of one way the name relates to the movie. Even the Nomi's quote doesn't use the "no" part.
Live and Let Die
fpbp
>Bond kills Black folk
>Black folk are portrayed as savage criminals
>Black person Bond girl portrayed as dumb ape
>Bond bangs the black girl and then kills her
>Final villain dies by blowing up like a baloon
Imagine this movie coming this year.
Yeah, I agree.
Many years later, Yaphet Kotto said 'Live and Let Die' was a racist movie. Yet he would gladly sign photos of himself as Dr. Kananga at conventions. Which makes me smile.
Dalton movies and honorable mention to Die Another Day for being fricking based windsurfing space lazer invisible car.
Most Connery, Dalton, and honorable mention to Goldeneye.
skip the craigs, skip the last brosnan film and skip the last moore film. the rest are kino
I watched Licence to Kill the other night on ITV. Is the consensus it's Kino?
underrated kino
Sean &dalton
On her Majesty's Secret Service.
I also enjoyed the Daniel Craig movies, big whup wanna fite abouddit?
Dr. Yes
From Restroom with Love
Brownfinger
Thunderballs
On His Majesty’s Secret Dildo
Diamonds are Forever
The troony with the Golden Strap-on
Poontaker
Octopenis
License to Dill
Goldenbrowneye
The Locker-room is not Enough
Guy Another Gay
Casino Gloryhole
Quantum of Bottom
No Time for HIV Testing
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights
License to Kill
GoldenEye
Casino Royale
>Dr No
>From Russia With Love
>Goldfinger
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service
>The Spy Who Loved Me
>For Your Eyes Only
>Octopussy
>The Living Daylights
>Licence to Kill
>Casino Royale
the Daltons
the Lazenby
From Russia
Goldfinger
FYEO
Spy Who Loved Me
Goldeneye
Casino Royale
Anything with moore or dalton in it, nothing with brosnan or Craig in it.
Vast majoritu of them especially those made between 1960s and 1980s.
Dr no
From russia
Goldfinger
Live and let die
Spy who love
Moonraker
For your eyes only
Octopussy
Living day lights
Casino royale
Quantum of solace
That's all
daniel craig a polish-plumber looking muhfuh
All but Lazenby, Dalton, Craig, and Sellers.
All the 60s movies.
The first 4 Moore films plus Octopussy.
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Borderline: License to Kill, Brosnan's first 3
Dalton is the best bond
Watch them all, but you can tell which ones are top tier quality.
>From Russia with Love
>Goldfinger
>On Her Majesty's Secret Service
>Live and Let Die
>Octopussy
>Licence to Kill
>GoldenEye
>Casino Royale
Most of those don't need watching of prior movies, since there's rarely a continuous story arc. Only recurring characters and occasionally SPECTRE. The only really bad one was Moonraker, since it was rushed to capitalize on the comeback of Sci-Fi that Star Wars brought and essentially had nothing to do with the source material, so they could go into space and have laser guns.
Pretty much all of them are good until they replace Brosnan with Captain Slav. They have a couple instances of janky plot (Thunderball, Moonraker) but we get space jetpack laser wars so it doesn't really matter.
The really jarring thing is how shit the big band music is until the series discovers Rock n' Roll around the release of Live and Let Die. They have action scenes in Goldfinger that sound like they're supposed to be marching or parade scenes because of the music.
This. Everybody should watch all Bond movies in release order until Craig's takeover. You can't really go that wrong with any of them.
Ellen Page in 10 years.
CR 54: Only notable for its novelty of being the first on screen Bond. Not worth watching.
Dr. No: A great first attempt, but not a great Bond movie. A good measuring stick for the series.
FRWL: Certified Kino
Goldfinger: Bafflingly overrated by nostalgic boomers. Reputation carried forward by inertia and nothing else. Pretty low tier, tbh.
Thunderball: Certified Kino barring some wonky effects.
CR 67: Weirdo psychedelic 60s trash. Do not watch.
YOLT: Not one of the greats, but a fun flick.
OHMSS: Certified Kino
DAF: Maybe the worst Bond film. Admittedly, has a kind of sleazy charm tho.
LALD: Certified Kino
TMWTGG: Worth watching for Christopher Lee, but otherwise pretty bad.
TSWLM: Certified Kino
Moonraker: "Bond in space" is the least of this movie's problems. Not a bad movie, just really fricking goofy in spots.
FYEO: Has the most bland and forgettable villain in the series, but other than that, Certified Kino
Octopussy: Biggest filter of the series. Certified Kino. Peak Roger Moore.
NSNA: Not terrible, but really only worth watching to see Connery play Bond one last time.
AVTAK: This movie has a lot of haters, but I think it's pretty fun.
TLD: Certified Kino, other than a disappointing villain/climax.
LTK: Certified Kino
Goldeneye: Certified Kino
TND: Certified Kino
TWINE: Am I biased towards Brosnan? Yes. Don't care. The guy was making what amounted to then modern day Roger Moore movies with actually good action and effects. CERTIFIED KINO.
DAD: Reminder that this movie was actually well liked when it came out. Has recently undergone a bit of a reappraisal in the wake of the Craig films. The verdict: very cheesy and stupid, but not as bad as its reputation suggests.
CR: Certified Kino
QOS: Disappointing coming off of Casino, but a pretty decent mid tier Bond flick.
Skyfall: Has attracted some haters, no doubt because of the films that followed, but ignore the naysayers. If not Certified Kino, then at the very least it's a really solid Bond film.
Spectre: The most "classic Bond" out of the recent movies, and also somehow the worst.
NTTD: The best and worst of the Daniel Craig era all rolled into one. Will leave you with an awful taste in your mouth.
Craig Bond pissed me off the most because QOS continued immediately in the timeline after CR his first mission. then in Skyfall he’s told to stop doing field work because it’s a young man’s game. Now he’s doing self-reflection. Like what the frick happened between all that? We only got to see the beginning and tail-end of his adventures.
TGF
Based reviews. Thanks
On her Majesty's Secret Service. Best Bond. Best movie. Frick the haters.
But this movie when from sort of unpopular to underrated to being one of like top 5 most popular Bonds. And rightfully so.
OHMSS is like the opposite of spectre in that it starts awful, but keeps getting better as the movie run time goes on until the iconic finale, while spectre starts good but then the script starts falling off so bad the ending outdoes the austin powers trilogy in terms of ridiculousness.
A little bit. Except OHMSS has higlights in the first act even if it's clear everyone watching can't wait to finally get to Switzerland. It's cool too this anticipation.
Battle of each actor's best Bond
1. Connery - From Russia with Love
2. Lazenby - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
3. Brosnan - GoldenEye
4. Dalton - The Living Daylights
5. Craig - Casino Royale
6. Moore - Live And Let Die
Battle of each actor's worst Bond
1. Lazenby - On Her Majesty's Secret Service
2. Dalton - Licence to Kill
3. Connery - Diamonds Are Forever
4. Moore - The Man with the Golden Gun
5. Brosnan - Die Another Day
6. Craig - No Time to Die
Are these like that James Pond game
Why is the movie called No Time To Die?
The name of Bond movies were often a bit ridiculous but I seriously can't think of one way the name relates to the movie. Even the Nomi's quote doesn't use the "no" part.
Connery is the standard
Lazenby was a good sub
Moore was fun
Dalton pure kino
Brosnan - kino first movie then whatever
Craig - same as Brosnan
Why do 50 year old movies cost $14.99 a piece jfc
I can't believe I'm getting into Bond again. I even ordered a copy of James Bond: A Legacy. Managed to find one that didn't cost a fortune.
all of the 80s Bonds and Tomorrow Never Dies
All of them except On Her Majesty'a Secret Service, Never Say Never Again, Skyfall, Spectre, and No Time To Die.
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