which films disappointed you immeasurably and ruined your day?
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which films disappointed you immeasurably and ruined your day?
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Cats (2019)
doesn't she post on /b/?
I felt physical pain leaving the theater after this abomination.
It is a good film that wasn't meant for your kind
Shrek the Third. It felt like a made-for-tv film. I hate it, and I don't even remember it. I just recall that horrible whiney voice of Justin Timberlake, and then getting pissed later because he's apparently in a relationship with Jessica Biel sometime after.
You. Have. No. Taste.
killing them softly
Frick you for reminding me of that giant let down. You know what other movie wasted a great story and all of its potential? An Australian movie called These Final Hours.
>These Final Hours.
why didnt you like this?
plebs
Memoria
AVGN movie
Yes I had particular expectations and had looked forward to all of these.
Ok, so I've never watched the movie (cus since when does Hollywood adapt books well), but did read the book "Paper Towns", and can say that it was a decent book. Nothing in particular, years later, I can point to in recommendation, but I thought it was an alright read. So, if the movie was genuinely horrivle, but you were looking forward to it, I suggest reading the book.
Thank you but I'm just a big Cara fan. She was good but barely in it. Relatively speaking anyways. And I didn't really like her character although that's kinda the point in some way but I didn't like the way she was portrayed in any way at all so actually that would be interesting to see if the book differs from that.
>Killing of a Sacred Deer
thank you, such a pompous piece of shit movie
The Star War Sequels because I actually hoped they'd be good before TFA came out.
Everything, Everywhere, All At Once
Mostly because my favorite conservative streamer, Destiny, said he would literally think less of someone if they didn't like it 🙁
It wasn't that good, it's just that most recent movies has been so shit that a decent one like this seems like a masterpiece.
>conservative
total piece of shit
and destiny is a far-right groyper moron that knows nothing about movies
far-righ? the guy that made /misc/ angry many times is far right?
only a newbie would get angry at destiny. he either out spergs some brainlet alt lite homosexual or he loses embarrassingly to libshit morons like Sargon and naked ape either way it's all laughs
Cowboys Vs Aliens, Vacation, Dream House, and The Last Airbender
Batman vs Superman. I was 16 years old so I had some copium deep in my heart that it would be a pretty good movie and I'd enjoy my experience watching it.
Instead, little Bruce Wayne started flying in a tornado of bats in the first 5 minutes and my heart sunk. It was all downhill from there.
This. I've softened on it, empathize with the director's intent, but I will never not be mad that the big screen debut of the World's Finest was so fricking bleh. Capeshit is made to dissapoint.
I couldn't believe this film. It changed everything about my perception in the motion picture business. I cannot decipher if it was a work of extraordinary genius or maddeningly stupidity brought to screen.
Wait, that’s not a shitpost made by a tv gay??? It has a Paul Blart meme poster feel to it.
Boogie Nights.
I thought it was going to be about disco.
Out of all the movies I watched, Sin City 2 definitely stood out. I was a huge fan of the first one and watched it I don't even know how many times. I was waiting for the sequel for years, didn't even read comics, trying not to spoil myself from the future enjoyment. An then the movie comes out and 2/3 of it are original and of a subpar quality.
1. Joseph Gordon Lewitt. Nuf said.
2. Nancy's storyline directly contradicted the timeline, established in the first movie
3. A Damme To Kill For was the best, but the fact that they didn't even bother to get Clive Owen back greatly soiled the impression.
It was overall so much weaker than original Sin City, it ended up the ultimate movie that disappointed me.
Godzilla vs Kong. I'm not going to go into details, but to me it was 20 years of build-up being washed straight down the drain so normalgays could watch another half baked fight movie. The whole experience pissed me off so much that I ranted about the movie to my girlfriend for 2 straight hours on the way back from the IMAX in a moment of the purest autistic bitterness
american history x ,pulp fiction , children of men after some redditard told me it's great
Dark Matter (2007)
many saints of newark
truly a product of its time
snyder cut of the justice league
genuinely wish i hadn't seen it
I want to frick reviewbrah's mom
I fricking hate this traitorous redditor piece of shit.
Frick him. He's dead to me.
for me, it was the last 2 Hobbit movies. I grew up listening to The Hobbit as an audio book any time I was bedridden and sick (which amounts to an average of once per year) and basically know the book story as well as I know the LOTR trilogy, and the first movie was so enjoyable that I saw it 4 times in the cinema, only for them to ruin the rest with forced nonexistant characters and moronic inter-species romance plotlines that ultimately lead nofrickingwhere. Not to mention the shitty cgi and what not.
the hobbit already got the greatest adaptation of all time, movie wasn't needed
every film i've watched
unironically the revenant, watched it in theatres and I usually like slow burn movies but I felt like my ass was going to implode trying to watch literally nothing happen for almost 3 hours
Robocop 2
the remake was superb by comparison.
Why does no one mention the matrix 4. It butchered the whole franchise beyond repair.
personally i never built up expectations for it to be good so i wasn't disappointed when it wasn't
Raimi's Spider Man 3. I haven't watched it since the late 2000s, but apparently the reception has improved over time.
Prometheus
Master and Commander. Left the cinema before it even finished.
I went into Baby Driver expecting the hijinx of a cute lovable baby being stuck behind the wheel and the family trying to stop the impeding doom. Something like a cross between Look Who's Talking and Baby Herman cartoons, and instead I got some OL BULLSHIT! An ADULT! An adult, a FRICKING ADULT...named BABY!
I walked out of Inherent Vice because nothing about that movie was interesting or entertaining except the Martin Short scene which quickly lost its appeal. What a fricking mess.
I wish I also walked out of Interstellar and Gravity. What overhyped horseshit. That's what happens when you get a moron like Neil Tyson to consult.