Which game would make the best kino?

Which game would make the best kino?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >three of the games here aren’t dark souls
    Also, the only logical answer is Sekiro. All the other games are way too reliant on background/environmental storytelling to make a halfway decent movie or show out of. Sekiro has a basic “what if hardened middle ager protect little kid?” story that nobody ever gets tired of, so it can easily fall on that. But you could never in a million years make a movie adaptation for the likes of DS3 or Bloodborne, because those games and the rest are a nightmare of hidden context that no amount of exposition could fully cover.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fpbp. Even if you think BB or DS3 would make a “cool” movie, the story would have to be heavily condensed/altered to make it work onscreen. And you just know the director/screenwriters would frick it up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dishonored 1 and Far Cry 3 work.
      Dishonored - Literally just an occult revenge movie about a guy slipping further into depravity and insanity while trying to avenge his Queen and save her daughter, all while he unearths a massive conspiracy and deals with demonic natured powers
      Far Cry 3 - Literally just a revenge story about a guy who's stranded on a land inhabited by savages. The lead, Jason, wants to avenge his brother and save his missing friends but circumstance finds him instead forced into the complex power struggle for control of the island

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong board anon.
    Now cast them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me as the player characters character. The role will have no lines and face will be obscured by a helmet/mask the entire time

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It needs to be done in the style of this, get whoever did the set design for the graveyard in the nun
    The less dialogue the better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Better than Pan's Labyrinth fosho

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon's Dogma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      four party adventure kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would be kino if done correctly, can’t wait for DD2

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro. I don't want to watch the protagonist roll through every attack for 2 hours.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BB/DS
    >story

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Sekiro because its a fixed character with a backstory. Bloodborne could work you just have to make it a team of hunters.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    An actual Castlevania series has the potential to be really cool, just ignore that shitty cartoon created by the edgelord atheist who never gave a frick about any of the games. Couldn't happen in current year though.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want this?
    >chosen undead is black or Solaire is black
    >Gwyndolin has a much bigger role since he'd be played by a literal troony and they gotta prop those frickers up
    >Constant joking and quips
    >big titty mommy is not featured at all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>big titty mommy
      which one?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gwynevere

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          quelaag and the cute spider covenant and priscilla all mog her

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They'd probably be omitted too. Can't have hot women in anything made for gamers anymore.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne has the most consistent and "story like" lore so that'd be my guess. Sekiro has a real story and it's also a masterpiece but it'd be like any other video Game adaptation the story is too linear

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the story is too linear
      What did you mean by this?
      Linear storytelling is standard.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    K

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hotline miami

    /thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just watch Drive, Hotline Miami is just the vidya equivalent.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    None.
    Do an original story that takes elements from the series but is not an exact adaptation.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bloodborne

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only good one in the series, Demon Souls

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring is the only one they officially stated at making into something other than a videogame

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only one I would want to see adapted into a story is bloodborne. Dark souls wouldn’t translate to the big screen well because the story is kinda weird and convoluted. Sekiro is just lame and I wish it had never been made.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodborne. I'd still use John Boydegaga because of his previously expressed interest and he would have maybe ten lines in the whole thing total and wear a mask the whole time. All the acting in the eyes. All dialogue delivered from rarely used npc characters all played by more famous people in bit parts. The action would progress the plot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >action would progress the plot
      would be boring
      needs to be horror, not action
      and potentially some lore/catacomb ritual footage

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well I mean it's gonna have to have some action. It's a pretty action heavy story. You're right though leaning into the horror elements would also be a good idea.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's a pretty action heavy story
          there is boss fights and item descriptions
          the story isn't purely driven by action, it's more suspense and fear
          i feel like most people just rush through the areas without thinking about what is going on
          your playstyle is unique to yourself

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he would have maybe ten lines
      Be real he would be paired with Eileen and explain every fricking amygdala they see on a wall to the audience

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh most definitely but I'm just spitballing my "dream" version with zero meddling from others.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bloodborne would be the most kino
    i'd prefer a bloodborne remaster or a sequel
    the transformation runes were spectacular
    themes of ascension and ludwig...
    will they even bother?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna say Bloodborne but it'd probably be Sekiro as the winner

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not a movie but I feel like FF6 could make for a decent fantasy tv series because of all the times the party is split and you play through different storylines happening at the same time. A few things like expand Banon's role and the resistance angle, let us see Celes being in the empire for a bit too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      perfect for modern TV where every season involves spinning wheels while cutting between 10 different interpersonal drama storylines for 8 episodes before finally moving the plot forward in the finale so you can stretch it out for 6 seasons.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sekiro is obviously the best answer but what ending would be the coolest to see

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Which game would make the best kino?
    Dark Souls 2.
    It has the best narrative and aesthetics.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      however, considering most people who played elden ring were being hand held by their buddies im not surprised bloodborne is being unnoticed for this long
      criminally underrated videogame, probably the best i've played

      this would be very cool

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For the life of me, I still don't understand why they didn't set Bloodborne in Victorian England.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oot written/directed by guillermo del toro
    louis hofmann as link
    thomasin mckenzie as zelda
    danny huston as ganondorf

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a proper bloodborne movie would be absolute kino

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring and Sekiro are the only games with coherent/extensive enough living and actively-involved characters and fleshed out narrative/lore to create anything substantial enough for a faithful adaptation. However, ER still relies on the typical post-apocalyptic janitor monster-clean-up routine From have been employing since Demons Souls. So in that instance, you'd probably want to focus any adaptation around the political intrigues of the demigods themselves in the setting's prime. Which would inevitably be a catastrophic failure and waste of time.
    Even Sekiro, the game that went hard on trimming and polishing everything down to the base essentials of a sleeker action game format, has a paper-thin plot that takes place over the course of like two days. Wolf is also an incredibly wooden protagonist. From clearly weren't comfortable just yet in creating someone with more depth.
    Demons Souls is one-note and barebones. Dark Souls 2/3 are schizophrenic and disastrously riddled with last-minute shuffled content and loose ends. Despite having a striking setting and one of the more gripping backstories owing to the eldritch mystery, Bloodborne's also massively scarred by shuffled content and rewrites, and it makes me laugh that anyone believes otherwise. The game has like 4 actively important NPC characters the player actually interacts with, and was basically unfinished until the DLC came out. An adaptation would either be ridiculously unfaithful to the point of it essentially being a new IP, or like fifteen minutes long at best.

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